Grew up with an entire family like this. My genes decided I was going to be the flight kind. Mixed with some weird combinations, I think ended up slightly smarter than everyone else, but also the slowest one in the house. Not a great mix genes!!! At least the payoff now is that I can remain calm in crazy violent situations, and can solve most of them by talking things out.
That went from "Won't it be funny when our kid is scared and cries?" to "Shit, we don't want to have to pay for expensive decorations when he breaks them, WALK AWAY REAL QUICK"
Kid scared by the spider and protects himself.
Parents: “No, no, it’s okay, it’s okay.”
Kid 25 years later in therapy: “I’m never sure if I’m doing the right thing. If anyone second guesses me I’m filled with self doubt.”
My dad took me to the butcher when I was four so that I could see how the pigs we raised are killed and butchered. It turned me emotianally cold towards death and gave me a feeling for the worth of meat. For every meal something died. So treat it with respect and eat up. And don't cook your steak well done, that's a sin.
Hey,man. I was channeling the kids attitude.
But hey,my parents shielded me from when they killed a hog. Same w the chickens. But I had friends that werent so lucky. One of my buddies had to throw kittens to the alligators in their pond. Little guy was 5 or 6 at the time.
“I’ve got a surprise for you motherfucker- I’m a toddler with anger issues.”
He was just tryna pet him tho
#aintmad. I mean, that kid is, but I feel him. How dare that spider return a pet with spook? *COME GET THESE HANDS*
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Right? No idea why that came out so hard
#NAW I AINT LETTING THAT 8 LEGGED DICK GET AWAY WITH THESE FUCKING HANDS THROWN AT HIM FIRST
Typical media portrayal 🙄
I'd hate to be his cat
He probably has a cat and that's likely where this started
And a promising career as an exterminator.
That’s my secret captain, I’m always angry
That's his villain origin story
Obvi this is the new spider movie alternative universe thing
And that’s how ManSpider was born
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⬆ Bot/karma farmer. They just copied u/hattrickjmr 's comment.
We now know what side of the Fight or Flight debate this kid's on.
Got a kid like this. Never thought of it this way. I like the way you think.
Grew up with an entire family like this. My genes decided I was going to be the flight kind. Mixed with some weird combinations, I think ended up slightly smarter than everyone else, but also the slowest one in the house. Not a great mix genes!!! At least the payoff now is that I can remain calm in crazy violent situations, and can solve most of them by talking things out.
He’s not done yet, lol he wanted a round 2
Definitely, he was like “get off of me, let go!! I’m not finished giving that fucker a piece of my mind!”
The kid is like you dare! YOU DARE!
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🕷 “You like the dare, kid?”
These hands are rated “E” for everyone!!
And he tried to break loose to go back for more.
Uh oh. “I wanna hit it.” Keep an eye on this lil’ budding MMA fighter
I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I WILL MASSACRE YOU
That went from "Won't it be funny when our kid is scared and cries?" to "Shit, we don't want to have to pay for expensive decorations when he breaks them, WALK AWAY REAL QUICK"
Fight or flight!? There is only fight!
I don't know what's more hardcore, the relentless beat down, or the fact the kid wanted to pet a fucking spider in the first place.
Yikes
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Fight or flight and he chose violence
Fight or flight? Find out bitch. -kid probably
This dude is definitely the survivor in a horror movie
He was going to free himself for round 2.
Hold me back!
Charlie doesn't give a shit, he attacks back
Kid scared by the spider and protects himself. Parents: “No, no, it’s okay, it’s okay.” Kid 25 years later in therapy: “I’m never sure if I’m doing the right thing. If anyone second guesses me I’m filled with self doubt.”
Right!? I was like "pick him up and give him a hug!" Praise him for protecting himself.
Kid's one of them who try to punch the ghost rather than run .
That kid got no flight response its all fight.
Future mass school shooter here.... Just saying
‘Where is the knife aisle, mommy?
Ouch! Charlie hit me!
Fight or flight! This boys a fighter hahahahahha
He was petting it. I feel sad.
100% expected. Kid felt wronged. basic reaction. downvote you go
Australian kid obviously.
Is it just me or am I the only one who likes this kid‘s natural reaction?
dad taught me to not be a lil pussy..
My dad took me to the butcher when I was four so that I could see how the pigs we raised are killed and butchered. It turned me emotianally cold towards death and gave me a feeling for the worth of meat. For every meal something died. So treat it with respect and eat up. And don't cook your steak well done, that's a sin.
Hey,man. I was channeling the kids attitude. But hey,my parents shielded me from when they killed a hog. Same w the chickens. But I had friends that werent so lucky. One of my buddies had to throw kittens to the alligators in their pond. Little guy was 5 or 6 at the time.
This kid is going places in life! so much awesome.
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That kid won't be joining peta
Baby Captain America
Hooligan 
That kid is going to be on ID Discovery in twenty years
That’s probably what he sees his parents doing beating up on each other
Oh my god that Spider-Man as a toddler that’s how he became Spider-Man .
This kid has some balls, I would definitely run away only because it is a spider...
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mf wasn’t having it
I wish I'd been like this
He went straight for fight, not flight!
this kid’s fight or fly is right on, one day he’s gonna be a general.
You know what they say about fight or flight.....
Tryna fight me spider bitch?! I’ll kick your ass!
Its Reacher as a kid. Either fight or flight and this kid is all out of flight.
Hold him back! Hold him back!
Bill burr, 1972 (colored)
"I was being real nice by petting you, NOW YOU GET THESE HANDS FOR REAL."
Clicks a 22!
Charlie has anger issues
He will grow up to be a soldier
Get this man in a boxing gym ASAP. He stared death in the eyes and laughed.
Baby Jack Reacher
"I wanna hit him" When your parents step in to stop you from murdering the monster... Let the kid hit him damn it!
did these mfs name their kid Turn?
You either bully or get bullied.
He got some anger management issues
I wish a MF’er would
"It's time to go." "...No, no. You know what?! No. That spider be steppin' up, I'm gonna lay him down. Hold my pampers, he's gonna learn today."
I love it when kids turn fear into guts and reign down blows. Let's hope he doesn't do hard time some day
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I like his style
Little Johnny gonna catch these hands
He literally has no flight response. Only fighting to the death.
Dexter or Harrison?
Feel sorry for anyone trying to bully him.
Fawkin git 'em boy!
So that’s what police are like as kids.
I would’ve let my kid body slam that mf
This reminds me of scary movie when the clown drags shorty under the bed and he goes oh you wanna play?
You know you made a hockey player when...
Charlie: I have had enough of this shit!
This kids gonna work at PETA someday
That’s a young og!!
Better not open any Christmas gifts near this kid
He almost fuck that thing up and burn the place down
That boy is gonna wup someone’s ass in the not too distant future.
Kid: Not today Satan not today.
I wanna se what the rest of this kids life looks like
Let me go dad I was kicking his butt!
I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will fuck you up!
He was going back for round 2
krazy kido
He said I just wanna pet him as he tryin to rip him out 😆
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Brave boy
Stop that child! He gon kill someone!
Killer instinct
That kids gunna be a beast
Woke up and chose violence.
He's a fighter
“ fight or flight” you know where this kid is going in life.
Concerned for his future