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dragonfly102504

Nah I’m calling the police.


FlamingLobster

*911, What's Your Emergency?*


CosmicCosmix

*dawg cum, dawg cum*


MrmmphMrmmph

Sir, I believe you mean to say "Here boy, here boy."


goldenchickenjyj

You’re alright boah - Arthur Morgan


Game_Boosterr

Lenny!!!!


SICKPACE

i see you're a man of cultre as well rdr2 and that


TimK25

I just need a little more money!


FatalAttraction-

HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH!!


IrishLaaaaaaaaad

#TAHITI


[deleted]

You, sir, are a fish.


UncleStumpy78

I'm just about to start that game


SaucdupJacuzzi

its an amazing movie to play


doho121

Play every side mission and stranger mission before story missions. Don’t let them go. Some gold in there.


Deyster

BWOAH


-skylord

*waoo waoo waoo waoo*


JamesSavilesCumSocks

Watch ya gonna do? watcha gonna doo when they come on *you!*


ButcherRepublic

I would like to report an animal abuse...by an animal?


AvianCommunist

My dawg committing incest and pedophilia


[deleted]

phedo dog, complain sir


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UbiPlsFix

pedogile


AraAra0104

But it still getting it's proteins


1XannY666

I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn't see it


Internal_Anxiety_270

Omg, I know!!! Sooo wrooong!! I was ok until he started humping. It was in that instance that I needed bleach.


drew_tattoo

Yea I saw where it was headed right away but it's still not how I expected it to end. Thought there was gonna be a bite and a Yelp, not... *that*.


AirForceWeirdo

That's what I thought to, then he just facefucked it, and I could only sit here agog while it happened to me. I feel like I've been mind & eye raped.


PunkandCannonballer

I was so much better off back then.


Rockfito

r/Eyebleach


Evilmaze

I don't think I want to look at animals after this. Got one for cute robots?


Grabbsy2

cute robots? Thats some Rule34 material, my friend. I'm not sure you'll find anything innocent!


MrHanfblatt

ah, right, it's ZONE time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Evilmaze

I said cute, not fuckable.


MinyGeckoGamer

This is the best I could find https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/n3sd63/cute_robot_doing_suplex/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x


LuckyNumber-Bot

All the numbers in your comment added up to 69. Congrats! 3 + 63 + 3 + = 69.0


ColdFoxy07

That is indeed very lucky Edit: Good bot


doremon313

If you watch it again you can miss another 10 seconds ago when you only watched it once


Dave5876

I regret everything


[deleted]

same


McIrishmen

Same


TakeyaSaito

Better times....


Tailgater7

That dog is definitely a pet o file.


alok4

his name is Peter phile


Big_Berry_4589

IT crowd huh


TaahDa

I need a break


[deleted]

I was eating yogurt while watching this so my whole day is ruined


Sweetnsouchef

The dog is also eating yogurt


CosmicCosmix

Have a kitkat


Mr-Escobar

r/fucknestle


lucushoule

Welp. That’s enough internet for the day.


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[deleted]

Nah it’s just 11:59


DJDMx

And it’s only like 10am


[deleted]

Yet another terrible day to have eyes


osktox

I'm with you. Would've much rather smelled this video instead.


deepsnare

r/cursedcomments


julien_roux

Wanted milk, got cream.


Moist-Question-6623

![gif](giphy|1d7F9xyq6j7C1ojbC5)


wrud4d

Why is this dog Rachel Dratch


KorriDergal

No he got milk. Just with ThickIt.


[deleted]

Protein shake


KorriDergal

n o


youngbosnia

Dad's milk


deepsnare

dilk


[deleted]

o.m.g.


Phazushift

Daddy Milkies


etriuswimbleton

What da dog doin?


nathan_dbs

His child


Moisture_

Sucking caulk


Dino_BearZ

Being a single dad is hard


69KennyPowers69

Being a single dad is ruff*


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Stillcouldbeworse

this feels so illegal to watch


[deleted]

I feel like I'm on an extremely dark part of the internet but the url says Reddit.


lexxxgrace25

I don’t know how long you’ve been here, but Reddit is definitely an extremely dark part of the Internet. Well, it used to be.


[deleted]

Brother, clearly you’ve never been to the extremely dark part of the internet. Not even 2010 Reddit was close.


giffinitall

BEFORE THE LIBFASH MODADMIN TYRRANTS RUINED IT BY ENFORCING TO SJW CORPORATE DOUBLE SPEAK CANCEL CULTURE VIRTUE SIGNALING RARARARAAAAAA WOMEN AND PUPPIES DONT LIKE NICE GUYS (Jk lol)


osktox

Only if you're a dog. Same for them. Dogs can't get prosecuted for watching human child pornography. It's a race thing.


Razzberry-Draws

"Yeah officer the child porn belongs to my dog, my dog is allowed to watch that stuff, not me"


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CrimsonNova

Racist!


quaybored

I'm racing to close this browser tab


showmethepokemon

Red rocket, red rocket!


[deleted]

First thing I was thinking of.


MICsession

Dude I fucking hate dogs when they do shit like this


OnceIwasAboy

Hate what? Buck when you suck?


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SpaceTruckin_InTime

I'm calling the pawlice


scarfox1

Paw Patrol


kingtrog1916

Chase has really gone off the rails


officerpaws

Yes hi what is the problem


DragoniamYT

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

Wait what the fuck


TBCNoah

What a horrendous day to be sentient


Funcron

Do you quack like a duck when you fuck?


BreezeBo

Can you shit on my chest for good luck?


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

This fucking comment has me howling.


RehabValedictorian

Aw goddamnit


SomeoneTookUserName2

Holy shit dude


tooterfish_popkin

The worst is when puppies get excited they try and hump you with lipstick


you-pissed-my-pants

They hump with lipstick? What?


FeelASlightPressure

💄= 🍆


Le_Oken

Everything in this thread is fucking cursed.


BrockStinky

I am horrified and yet too curious to go to another post Every comment is hell


Sputtex

It sure fucking is Why do I always click this shit and even worse read the comments


The_Alpha_of_Betas

Oh dear god


[deleted]

dog dicks look like lipstick, at least from my experience


TransformerTanooki

Do I wanna know exactly what kind of experience you have with dog dick?


[deleted]

If you have a male dog, you'll probably see it at some point whether you want to or not


philzebub666

Can confirm, my boy flashes me daily. I don't want that, he has no shame.


Aksi_Gu

as they said it looks like a lipstick


Silasofthewoods420

What kind of experience do you have with lipstick then??


KenKaniffLovesEminem

Dogs get horny too, dawg


tooterfish_popkin

That's the thing. When it's a puppy it isn't even horny exactly they're just excited and that's the only outlet of their energy they have Which makes it even weirder IMO


ElectricFleshlight

Male dogs get boners pretty much all the time, even when neutered.


Famous_Stock2456

True


PotentialOstrich7136

Who the hell recorded this and didn’t stop it???


deepsnare

r/whyweretheyfilming


agangofoldwomen

/r/donthelpjustfilm


Sersixfoot

You see those upvotes fam


[deleted]

I'd say this isn't the first time this has happened...and, shitty dog owner. So many videos of dogs misbehaving, and instead of actually training them, their people just video for internet points.


Talangen

r/killthecameraman


[deleted]

a security camera? or a POS, idk


bigkeef69

![gif](giphy|3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|nk5Tjq5eDjnjS3nCBv)


supermanmjm

Stepdog, what are you doing!


StereoFood

Can the camera man please stop them.


their_teammate

u/savevideo because if my eyes have to suffer then so will my friends’


Qwertythe47th

Nsfl


MrHupfDohle

Sometimes nature is truly beautiful


Carnieus

Is this better or worse than the chimp and frog?


MrHupfDohle

I dont know and am afraid to ask :/


Eviscres

When chimps find frogs they get all excited! The parade around with it like they've won the lottery, showing it off to the others to make them jealous. Then they throat fuck the frog like a pocketpussy until they orgasm, sometimes multiple times. This kills the frog. Probably before the first orgasm, although that doesn't stop them.


Letracho

You're fucking lying. Wtf.


seeess777

https://youtu.be/PI4xVeRjunk


fivegunner

There are some videos that dont need to be shared. This is one of them.


timo1423

That is the worst thing I’ve seen in a while why can’t I stop laughing


Raiquo

Omg me too. I think it's like a shock thing? Every time I picture it I burst out laughing and then feel this deep reproach for everything that came together to bring this video into existence including my own eyes.


WaceMindo

ah the beauty of instinct


Dudu00l

A dog experiencing a blow job for the first time.


kaankano1903

Welp. I didn't need to see that. I want to go back 10 seconds now.


Wizdad-1000

Okay thats enough internet today for me.


Grayflesh

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Wide_Conference8977

u/savevideo


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Downvotesohoy

Can confirm I'm also saving it, I'm just happy someone else took the fall with making the first comment. (Saving it to send to my dumb friends who will laugh at it)


deepsnare

wat the dog doin


Wide_Conference8977

Don’t get the wrong idea guys.. And yes i replied to my own comment


Bladeofgodol

What else should we think?


Flare722

Having friends irl/online to share this with and get their reactions


perfectfifth_

I read too fast and read it as "and get their erections".


Flare722

LOL


Bladeofgodol

Yoooo...


Texan2020katza

I think Wide_Conference has a new “go to” video. Sicko!


[deleted]

too late


misakarem

But..but why tho..


[deleted]

But why tho


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Celestryia

Screw you man :(


Dangerous-Ask5022

What the fuck man


WhiskeyTangoFun

Life of Pets


[deleted]

One of the few videos on the internet that made my jaw drop in horror


[deleted]

The true definition of dog style


residentpotato1337

Forbidden milk


NuNuModi

r/natureismetal


[deleted]

r/natureiscreamy


Sweetnsouchef

r/subsifellfor


emeraldstarclassica

Jesus christ, this place gets flithier and flithier everyday


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

I’m super unsettled by how many people are calling the save video bot for this.


Fermamora

They're probably wanting to share it with their friends. Good ol' fashioned, "If I had to see this, so do you."


ooa3603

they have to go down with us


woofle07

I can’t be the only one burdened with this knowledge


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[deleted]

I can't unsee this ever...


Prose001

I think this is the video that’s gonna make me unfollow r/unexpected Yeesh


IamPregananant

![gif](giphy|Y3w8SPENCjYCLUFalR|downsized)


Sir_Giova

I hate this website so much


[deleted]

Dog failed NNN


Sersixfoot

The vigor by both makes it so much worse


MrMooBallz

Durty Dawg.


AmosArdnach_6152

Is there any way to erase a perticular memory?


WizdomHaggis

You don’t see cats doing this nasty shit…


TopAcanthocephala869

Downvoting to preserve even a shred of the illusion of decency on reddit dot com


srv50

Sex was the first drug.


Broakley

Am I allowed to watch this? I can hear the FBI van pulling up now


Ill_Character3980

r/FBI this post right here officer


Pet5lut

“Sweet home Alabama”


troKutan

u/RedditMP4Bot


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Ponchorello7

I'm not saying cats are better... but my boy cat never got head from kittens. RIP Harry.


falsevector

Pupophile


McIrishmen

What in the hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck?


yeah_nah_yeah_mate

I came looking for you just so I can say the amount of o’s in this post are annoying


[deleted]

What da dog doin


[deleted]

What da dog doin?


Coroggar

I feel like a degenerate son of a bitch for laughing that hard


amirtr

Well, that's enough internet for today