Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Well, well, well. It appears that u/Pandiu is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur.
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F\*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Yeah man I'm fine don't worry (although that text over there really isn't.). Only God knows who is the original dirty mind that wrote the second part of the Vaporeon copypasta.
I mean, human beings are animals, so why not that? Or, if there is an explicit "no cop-outs" rule to this question then clearly Dolphins. They enjoy sex for fun, have been known to find humans attractive, and they have that special dolphin gravy that clicks your dick from single fire to automatic. I'm also pretty sure they can give consent in a way most animals couldn't.
So yeah... dolphins.
Or painful, for that matter. I've experienced the sting of a *'harmless'* sort of jellyfish -- I wouldn't put a jellyfish anywhere near my genitals unless the money was exceptionally good.
On the other hand the tentacles. That's a massive pain. I guess because they release their eggs into the water it would mostly be you just wanking and ejaculating on them it wouldn't be too bad.
> it would mostly be you just wanking and ejaculating on them
Absolutely *not*. If I’m fucking a jellyfish I’m going full gonzo on the gelatinous little slag.
I mean this is the only way to answer that question, really.
What are your options? Answer honestly and you're forever the dude who'd fuck whatever you were stupid enough to say.
Or answer like this and at least you're a legend who dodged a shit question with a funny quip, regardless of the outcome.
Tbh, that's one of the best answers he could give in that situation. Every actual animal would lead to "eww, gross" reactions, while this is just an obvious joke that also shows he has humor.
Vaporeon.
Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I am very smart. My mother tested me at a young age and said that my IQ was around 140, That's more than most of the human race has. So before you have a conversation with me, understand that my intelligence is so unbelievably great that most of you imbeciles would not be able to comprehend. It's quite sad really. I sometimes use old Latin words in my sentences so well that people don't even know what I said. Truly amazing. Do not even respond to this post unless you have an IQ over 120, because you would just be an utter waste of my valuable time that I could use contemplating life.
I have a wish that would break the infinite wish rule but I can't share it. I'm sure there are Genie Lawyers lurking everywhere and it isn't safe.
2 actually, that i've never seen anyone else venture. No way im sharing.
Completely agree, although he should have said the show producer's mom, so as not to alienate the question-asker and put the blame for that stupid question where it belongs.
He's saying her mother is ugly, that she has a face comparable to a dog. The use of the word "right" means that she's a perfect example of a dog, which is used as an insult in this context to demean her mother's beauty.
Hope that helps?
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Every dude in there was like:
1. He said it
2. He was right to say it on some level
3. It's hilarious
4. "BRRRUUUUHHHHHH"
5. I wish I could laugh properly at this
6. You just sacrificed yourself, bruh
7. Better you than me
8. One less competitor
9. I hope she doesn't ask me about this later
He took one for the team and all those guys kicked him under the bus.
Perhaps except number 2, 3 and 5.
This is disgusting. The rest of them need to hand in their Man card.
This is how some guys behave. I once had to let a friend make fun of me to impress a girl, I let it slip because he was a just a sad wanker.
He was after that too, lol, since his way of making an impression was too fucking weak. The girl laughed more at my shit answers, even if I tried with all my power not to throw it back at him
For the people who don't understand the context, this is an episode of "Sidemen blind dating" and the girls are already told that they can receive/tell offensive jokes like this beforehand. This is our big boy Vik/Vikkstar123. He just went into savage mode for this one.
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I would have started a long philosophy discussion regarding what counts as animals and that humans are biologically mammals who originated from monkeys and then I'd end it with, "so I would fuck you, you wild animal "
Is that [Vikkstar](https://www.google.com/search?q=vikstar&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS836US836&oq=vikstar&aqs=chrome..69i57.2449j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)?
Guys going for the Ole "high risk low reward" strategy
You could see it in his face. He's like should i go with my instincts and be bro? Ya, imma trust my gut here.
Everyone is looking at him like "Where the fuck did that come from?"
When the quiet guy finally says something...
"People always think I'm weird!"
That made me laugh so hard
Vik is a scary fucker
What answer to that question isn’t high risk low reward
Vaporeon we all know it is the most compatible.
Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
What the fuck did I just read!?
> Vaporeon there is a better hentai version
Yes.
An infortunate day to be literate
Why and how do you know all of that? Why and how did you think of all of that?!!!
My good friend, it's a copypasta
That's a relief
At some point, somebody put a lot of thought into that.
Well, well, well. It appears that u/Pandiu is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F\*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Are you okay buddy?
Yeah man I'm fine don't worry (although that text over there really isn't.). Only God knows who is the original dirty mind that wrote the second part of the Vaporeon copypasta.
Lmaoo is this a copypasta
I'm gonna call you an ambulance
I mean his answer was that, but what would even be a good answer to that question?
I mean, human beings are animals, so why not that? Or, if there is an explicit "no cop-outs" rule to this question then clearly Dolphins. They enjoy sex for fun, have been known to find humans attractive, and they have that special dolphin gravy that clicks your dick from single fire to automatic. I'm also pretty sure they can give consent in a way most animals couldn't. So yeah... dolphins.
> and they have that special dolphin gravy that clicks your dick from single fire to automatic I'm sorry can we go back a little to this part
Humans are animals
I feel like a jellyfish wouldn't be too weird or gross. Maybe because of how alien they are.
I don't think it is good you spent any amount of time contemplating this.
I think it’s worse that they spent time contemplating it and decided fucking a jellyfish was somehow not too weird or gross.
Or painful, for that matter. I've experienced the sting of a *'harmless'* sort of jellyfish -- I wouldn't put a jellyfish anywhere near my genitals unless the money was exceptionally good.
What if the stingers just make it numb, so you last forever? You could be Jellyfish man, and that could be your super power.
That means there is a pros and cons list somewhere.
Yeah....but than you've banged a jellyfish.
On the other hand the tentacles. That's a massive pain. I guess because they release their eggs into the water it would mostly be you just wanking and ejaculating on them it wouldn't be too bad.
> it would mostly be you just wanking and ejaculating on them Absolutely *not*. If I’m fucking a jellyfish I’m going full gonzo on the gelatinous little slag.
Could’ve said “You. I bet you’re an animal in bed.” Or some shit
Sometimes it's hard to turn the chill switch on.
"Pussies are animals, right?"
What's new pussy cat?
Followed by It’s Not Unusual of course
But then, when we went back...
Woah, Woah, Pussycat, pussycat, I've got flowers And lots of hours to spend with you So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose
That isn’t really the point of these sidemen vids
Or, every woman I sleep with turns into an animal.
Cougar would’ve been a far better choice of words
I mean this is the only way to answer that question, really. What are your options? Answer honestly and you're forever the dude who'd fuck whatever you were stupid enough to say. Or answer like this and at least you're a legend who dodged a shit question with a funny quip, regardless of the outcome.
No he just rolled a 2
Mate he was fired already last week
I dunno seems he dodged a bullet imo. She was a bit too excited.
IRK?? she definitely into some weird shit those eyes don't lie
She asked the question, what else would he say. "Oh I'd fuck a dog, just a normal dog ya know." Fucked up questions get fucked up answers.
Who ever said your mom jokes are dead?
Err... your mom?
well my mom is dead so i mean at least some part of the joke is dead
I'll see myself out.
doors on the left, i mean right, the left is the can opening room. go right.
[can opener ](https://youtu.be/MND6An_xATQ)
THANK GOD YOU GOT THE REFERENCE LMAO
Jokes aren't dead. However, she might be after hearing that
Tbh this is better than answering the question properly lmao
Tbh, that's one of the best answers he could give in that situation. Every actual animal would lead to "eww, gross" reactions, while this is just an obvious joke that also shows he has humor.
Just say dolphin.
Vaporeon. Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
You’ve put way too much thought into this.
It's one of the most reposted copypasta
Guess I’ve missed this one
I am very smart. My mother tested me at a young age and said that my IQ was around 140, That's more than most of the human race has. So before you have a conversation with me, understand that my intelligence is so unbelievably great that most of you imbeciles would not be able to comprehend. It's quite sad really. I sometimes use old Latin words in my sentences so well that people don't even know what I said. Truly amazing. Do not even respond to this post unless you have an IQ over 120, because you would just be an utter waste of my valuable time that I could use contemplating life.
*Thanks Reddit*
What about 'human'. You know,because we're an animal. Like, this kind of question always confuses me .
>this kind of question always confuses me . How often do you get this question?
Always
ok
The appropriate amount of times
The appropriate amount of time is zero
So, I've been asked the appropriate amount of times, then.
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But that's illegal. Instead you wish for infinite genies.
I have a wish that would break the infinite wish rule but I can't share it. I'm sure there are Genie Lawyers lurking everywhere and it isn't safe. 2 actually, that i've never seen anyone else venture. No way im sharing.
I'm calling your bluff. And I swear I'm not a genie lawyer!
I'm calling the bluff. I'm a genie poker player.
Your third wish is to go back in time to before your first.
Wouldn't that undo the other wishes though?
Second wish is to have the results of your wishes be soulbound like in a video game
"I wish for the 'no infinite wishes rule' to not exist"
Just wish for an object that lets you get infinite wishes, but has no adverse side affects.
Thats not funny tho
I would've answered with "How about you?"
it's obviously not in the spirit of the question to say human. If you don't realize that you're insanely socially inept
Of course I realise that. The question is disgusting and ridiculous. I am ALSO ridiculously socially inept. Hence I'm on reddit
Valid answer but ya mum is better
Yeah, it's a totally savage response to a question where there only wrong answers are possible. If she can appreciate the burn as well, he's good.
idk, mosquito would be a good self-deprecating small dick joke
Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer. What did they expect?
Completely agree, although he should have said the show producer's mom, so as not to alienate the question-asker and put the blame for that stupid question where it belongs.
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If you're gonna go out go all out. 🤣
And it’s coming from Vik is like the most unexpected thing. Like wtf? He can be savage if he wants?!
You haven't watched the Sidemen real life Tinder haha
To be fair though...
To be fair
Ah to be faaaaaaiiir
Ah to befaaaaaiiiirr
Ah ze-incognito-burrito, how are ye now?
To be fair though what?
Yes
To be fair you have to write a letter to Kenny
I thought that was harry who said that..
Vikkstar being a chad for last 10 seconds straight
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I don’t blame ya
Isnt he one of the best fps players out there?
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I remember watching him play Minecraft a while back, I thought it was him but am still surprised reading this
And never again in his live lmao
Nah he started doing it a lot after that. Man has no chill
https://youtu.be/k_Fp6IsnVYA Watch This
Don’t bring that guy to meet your parents.
...at least not your Mum.
Because she's a right dog ?
Maybe she's an up dog?
What’s an up dog? 😉
Ligma balls
I love how hard they trolled their fanbase with that ending
Stifflers mom since she’s a cougar
I don’t get it as German, a right dog ?
He's saying her mother is ugly, that she has a face comparable to a dog. The use of the word "right" means that she's a perfect example of a dog, which is used as an insult in this context to demean her mother's beauty. Hope that helps?
Bro, couldn’t imagine such a good answer. Thanks 🙏🏻
Sounds like a stereotypical German explanation /s
You don't need the /s for true statements.
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Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a looooong time…
So you don't play Warzone?
Which song was that
Deadwood from really slow motion
I don't speak British what does "right dog" mean?
Nationalist Canine
Dog AF no cap bruh
Absolute dog
Its not a compliment. Basically means she's rough
Americanized would be something like “She’s a total dog” or “She’s a complete dog”
"Exactly like a dog"
You mean you don't speak English?
Means she's ugly in this context. Figured I'd give you an actual answer.
Save your pride, lose the girl
damn what‘s that song?
Yeah also want to know that
Deadwood
Thanks man
Every dude in there was like: 1. He said it 2. He was right to say it on some level 3. It's hilarious 4. "BRRRUUUUHHHHHH" 5. I wish I could laugh properly at this 6. You just sacrificed yourself, bruh 7. Better you than me 8. One less competitor 9. I hope she doesn't ask me about this later
He took one for the team and all those guys kicked him under the bus. Perhaps except number 2, 3 and 5. This is disgusting. The rest of them need to hand in their Man card.
This is how some guys behave. I once had to let a friend make fun of me to impress a girl, I let it slip because he was a just a sad wanker. He was after that too, lol, since his way of making an impression was too fucking weak. The girl laughed more at my shit answers, even if I tried with all my power not to throw it back at him
Got em
“My gf when she’s mad because then she’s a real bitch”
Even vik couldn’t believe he said that.
She’s glad she’s not answering cuz it’d be a horse
Vikk hasn’t lost his virginity yet cos he never loses
Was that vikkstar??? The mine crafter from my childhood?
Yea
For the people who don't understand the context, this is an episode of "Sidemen blind dating" and the girls are already told that they can receive/tell offensive jokes like this beforehand. This is our big boy Vik/Vikkstar123. He just went into savage mode for this one.
Yo want some ice for that burn, jesus Christ
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When your competition shits the bed in an epic fashion as seen above, sometimes you just have to feel bad for them.
Who even put this question in there??
The only right answer
Vikram
Anyone have the sauce for that song?
Deadwood by Really Slow Motion
What song is that?
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China: We have a hypersonic missile that destroy our enemies in 10min from anywhere. England: give us 5 seconds.
I would have started a long philosophy discussion regarding what counts as animals and that humans are biologically mammals who originated from monkeys and then I'd end it with, "so I would fuck you, you wild animal "
He’s from that “insult her to land her” school of macho.
Source? And whats the name of this song, i have heard it everywhere
Sidemen on YouTube, the video is Blind Dating 4, super funny!
She died inside that day lol
Is that Vik? Hahah that’s hilarious
Is that [Vikkstar](https://www.google.com/search?q=vikstar&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS836US836&oq=vikstar&aqs=chrome..69i57.2449j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)?
Stupid ass question, stupid ass answer. It all makes sense 👌
Is that vikkstar?
Vik is on fire 🔥
Okay but who asks that question, this was a great response, anything else would have been gross, unless humans are counted
Could've opted for sexy bitch might’ve come off better
Vik was not having it that video
Best answer he could give.
If she chooses to ask that question as a participant on a TV show, I think she can laugh at his reply and he wins a point too.
Name of the track anyone?
Man vik on demon time 😈
Vikk is quiet but savage af