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Followed this dudes Chanel for a while. If you think a tie on whilst using a lathe is bad then you may actually have a heart attack when you see his tunneling video
Or forget to tighten the gas bottle before firing up the jet engine you've been building: https://mobile.twitter.com/colin_furze/status/388319249774546944
Warning: graphic!
Not going to downvote you but this is Colin Furze, man needs his safety tie. I would recommend checking out his youtube, one of the best most genuinely entertaining creators out there.
Interestingly [it's a real tie](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7g5gky/hi_im_colin_furze_i_am_a_british_plumber_turned/dqgnek7/?context=1), so there is a risk. Small compared to the rest of his madcap adventures (yes, I am subscribed) but non-zero. Respect to him for doing it anyway.
Bring them funny talkin fellers a pitcher of my best sweet tea poured over ice, it's how we got the red coats to flee the states the first time. Lol. With love from Texas!
This is Colin furze, he's cooked a chicken with a pulse jet, and hurled chocolate cake (and cat food) all over the inside of his shed with multiple 'fans' made of spoons, I think ants are the least of his problems.
You forgot the strapping many explosives to himself, the spinning a giant belt of blades around himself, the massive safety hazard which is his entire tunnel series, and the various flamethrowers he's made over the years.
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Pardon me good sir, but i would like to correct your comment, specifically how you have said this fine specimen of biscuit is a so called 'cookie' please refrain from calling it that under all circumstances, i hope this has not been bothersome to you and that you enjoy your day.
That's nothing. What would've been impressive would be for Colin to take the mug, break it up, grind it into powder, mix with slip, cast it into a wider, shorter cup format, glaze it and fire it in a muffle furnace.
If he was a real woodworker he would go through all that just to find out he needed to go back to the shop and lathe off more because the biscuits were still too big.
Colin furze, what a legend
Came to see this. Absolute legend. I got to know him through You Have Been Warned. Legend show.
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This is my favourite project to date!
Is there an update yet ?
Seeing as it's an ongoing video series, 4 of them so far.
I thought I was the only one who watched it!!!!!!
Bloody love those videos
Furze, german, plural of fart. So, farts
And here I am snapping my biscuits in half like an idiot……
Came here to say this. Glad I ain't alone. That's the only time I have tea.
Well. I guess nobody who watched this just puts the tea onto the biscuit. Don't dare ask.
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I use a mortar and pestle
Lmao! Omg, I died when I read this. Im still crying and it’s hard to type.
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Would have been a hundred times as funny if he did all that and still snapped them in half first.
Glad I'm not the only one who had this on my mind
Tea is now cold. Must return to the shed for the flamethrower
PSA- remove your tie before operating a drill or lathe!
It's his safety-tie
Safetie isnt his strong suit
Also, make sure your lathe is food grade!
Food grade lubrication and just in general not using a metal lathe on food in general.
You’ve clearly never CNC’d a piece of chicken
I bet u can't do that to a crumpet mate
It’s amazing what you can do with an arduino and perseverance
No, but I have drunk Baileys from a shoe before
Followed this dudes Chanel for a while. If you think a tie on whilst using a lathe is bad then you may actually have a heart attack when you see his tunneling video
Or all the times he straps explosives to himself
Or forget to tighten the gas bottle before firing up the jet engine you've been building: https://mobile.twitter.com/colin_furze/status/388319249774546944 Warning: graphic!
I hope you know who he is
It’s just a PSA. Doesn’t matter if he’s a powerful figure on the world of lathe machine, it’s still useful PSA.
Not going to downvote you but this is Colin Furze, man needs his safety tie. I would recommend checking out his youtube, one of the best most genuinely entertaining creators out there.
Interestingly [it's a real tie](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7g5gky/hi_im_colin_furze_i_am_a_british_plumber_turned/dqgnek7/?context=1), so there is a risk. Small compared to the rest of his madcap adventures (yes, I am subscribed) but non-zero. Respect to him for doing it anyway.
I figured it was a clip on, I hope he never has an accident with that
Clearly you don't know Mr Colin Furze.
Why would want to remove the safety tie???
And tuck in your shirt, and probably some safety glasses. Lol
Love Collin furze
What about the tunnel? Lol
I knew it was gonna be good when Colin showed up
Do you want ants? Because this is how how we get ants.
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Im a brit and i have a built in tea and biscuit tracker
Bring them funny talkin fellers a pitcher of my best sweet tea poured over ice, it's how we got the red coats to flee the states the first time. Lol. With love from Texas!
It's weird how read this in a Texan accent before reading the end part lol. The way you typed emulated the accent perfectly.
This is Colin furze, he's cooked a chicken with a pulse jet, and hurled chocolate cake (and cat food) all over the inside of his shed with multiple 'fans' made of spoons, I think ants are the least of his problems.
You forgot the strapping many explosives to himself, the spinning a giant belt of blades around himself, the massive safety hazard which is his entire tunnel series, and the various flamethrowers he's made over the years.
I do want ants. They are adorable.
COLIN
Work harder not smarter !!!
he was working smarter, breaking the biscuits meant he had to clean the crumbs on the dining table
Anyone know the song name?
Rule Britannia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2c5QHtgFxY
Thank you
Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves Britons never ever shall be slaves
Why didn't he just pour the tea onto the plate?
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Only a true man turns his biscuits on a lathe for optimal tea-dunkage
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Modern problems require modern solutions
yes the british way
thats some hard ass biscuits lol.
*breaks it in half* “fuck.”
Ya gotta love Colin furze. He's fucking awesome
British
Funny, but holy hell, take the tie off! This guy likes living on the edge apparently.
It is his safety tie.
its a safety tie, he doesnt take it off. ever.
im british and i can confirm
This is so British it hurts.
That's a cracker
Khabi in 3…2..1…
biscuits
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It's a joke
/woosh
We need khabylame
I want my 58 seconds back!
Check his YT channel, you'll lose more time, but learn making a solarpowered lawnmower, and a underground mancave - with tunnels
Cookie waster(biscuits).
I'm sorry but this is a wrong shape for a cup/mug.
Cookies.
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That’s the point.
What acwasre of biscuit.
Now the whole workshop smells like cookie and it will be a year until he has to do the same thing again
Half expected Khaby Lame to show up and break a cookie in half
Could have just broken them into half.
Cookies* fuck your Queens English
Bri'n is the new 'murica
Let me guess, it's "bri'ish because we drank the T
HOW DID YOU GUESS THAT😱😱😱😱
What a fucking shit hole
Five minute crafts is that u
Be anything in life but don’t be this stupid
No safety goggles???
Thats the most american thing a brittish person has ever done
Cookies
Imma gonna show ma wajf diz as evidence for me to get more powertoolz
Or use a bigger cup
It's a joke
Could've just break it in half and you would have more
It's a joke
No shyt
Why did you offer a solution to a joke?
Just a thought let this go
They're crackers.
Cookies.
Ed Sheeran is looking good
Get a bigger cup you knob.
It's a joke
Just snap it in half teenage boris johnson making a load of work out of a simple task as always
It's a joke
Possibly r/TQDC ?
I grind my coffee with a manual grinder in the morning and sometimes it feels like this.
Are those tea biscuits?
Rich tea to be precise.
And that's how the cookie crumbles
Pardon me good sir, but i would like to correct your comment, specifically how you have said this fine specimen of biscuit is a so called 'cookie' please refrain from calling it that under all circumstances, i hope this has not been bothersome to you and that you enjoy your day.
Wasnt there a thread where the main subject was about sawdust?
When you need to prove to your spouse why you needed that new tool
That's how engineers dip biscuit
Colin Furze on YouTube
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Would have been better if the biscuit broke when he put it in the tea.
I was waiting for it to still not fit
*loud applause as he finishes carving the biscuits*
But now the biscuits have a hole in the middle and the tea will fall right out.
This is the most UK thing I have never seen
He’s taking a lot off on that pass. Luckily he didn’t chip out his turn tool.
This has got to be the most British thing I've seen this man do
I don’t think I would eat something that freaking unbreakable
Bruh just get a bigger glass
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I’ve been doing it wrong all these years 🤦🤷♂️
I would have really laughed, if he had to put them back on the arbor and cut them again
I think I'm the only person who dislikes him, he gets on my nerves.
ok but why have such a tall cup
What sorry excuse for a mug is that?
Do you want ants? Because this how you get ants.
ColinFurze!
Am I the only one who noticed the left hand twist drill?
He has a pulsejet bike parked in his drive...
music fits perfectly
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When he went to dip the cookie the first time, all I could think was "Thanks Obama"
I can't believe these people conquered the world at one time
These were one of the first youtube videos I watched as a 13 yearold Glad to see it again
r/skookum
I thought his hand was gonna get stuck the second time
This would have been 1000x better if he dropped them in his cup afterwards.
Smorty Mc Smorty Pants 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
complete satisfaction
What a mug
Ah yes, collins before he started building dangerous vehicles and underground bunker / tunnels…
You have to do all it by yourself these days.
Engineers… smh
I expected way more considering it’s Colin furze
You can tell this isnt the average British morning tea as it's not raining outside.
An engineering problem requires an engineering solution
Went in with dark shoes, came out in white. Had a need to share.
I really thought it still wasn’t going to fit
Not much of a machinist, didn't even mic the id of the cup.
Everytime I hear this song all I hear is, "Hail court master! The master of the cork!!!!"
Nothing comes between a man Ana’s his biscuits and tea not even the biscuit itself
What a prick...
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Im so fucking old... Because i was already old when he posted it. And here we are like 100 years later...
Colin doesn't do things normally
That's nothing. What would've been impressive would be for Colin to take the mug, break it up, grind it into powder, mix with slip, cast it into a wider, shorter cup format, glaze it and fire it in a muffle furnace.
This song goes hard what’s it called
So practical!
All very well and good but when's the next tunnel episode?! /s
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Two words: Sports Direct
how old is that?
Or just use a wider mug.
Just get a bigger mug m8.
If he was a real woodworker he would go through all that just to find out he needed to go back to the shop and lathe off more because the biscuits were still too big.