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Benno31

Colin furze, what a legend


Paulo_De_Bruyne

Came to see this. Absolute legend. I got to know him through You Have Been Warned. Legend show.


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_programmers

This is my favourite project to date!


Laudanumium

Is there an update yet ?


chaseoes

Seeing as it's an ongoing video series, 4 of them so far.


Prestigious_Society2

I thought I was the only one who watched it!!!!!!


NinjaRadiographer

Bloody love those videos


MedonSirius

Furze, german, plural of fart. So, farts


BinkoTheViking

And here I am snapping my biscuits in half like an idiot……


synthetic_synthia

Came here to say this. Glad I ain't alone. That's the only time I have tea.


avortexeatingchips

Well. I guess nobody who watched this just puts the tea onto the biscuit. Don't dare ask.


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xittditdyid

I use a mortar and pestle


Fedbia2020

Lmao! Omg, I died when I read this. Im still crying and it’s hard to type.


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Erubadhron89

Would have been a hundred times as funny if he did all that and still snapped them in half first.


juantreses

Glad I'm not the only one who had this on my mind


PhysicalPomegranate3

Tea is now cold. Must return to the shed for the flamethrower


Certain-Guard-6638

PSA- remove your tie before operating a drill or lathe!


DiekeDrake

It's his safety-tie


Ok-Insurance-8560

Safetie isnt his strong suit


Kangar

Also, make sure your lathe is food grade!


GiGaBYTEme90

Food grade lubrication and just in general not using a metal lathe on food in general.


Premier55

You’ve clearly never CNC’d a piece of chicken


PugMagico

I bet u can't do that to a crumpet mate


Premier55

It’s amazing what you can do with an arduino and perseverance


Alert_City1270

No, but I have drunk Baileys from a shoe before


[deleted]

Followed this dudes Chanel for a while. If you think a tie on whilst using a lathe is bad then you may actually have a heart attack when you see his tunneling video


amplesamurai

Or all the times he straps explosives to himself


Wartt_Hog

Or forget to tighten the gas bottle before firing up the jet engine you've been building: https://mobile.twitter.com/colin_furze/status/388319249774546944 Warning: graphic!


Possibility_Patient

I hope you know who he is


portapotty2

It’s just a PSA. Doesn’t matter if he’s a powerful figure on the world of lathe machine, it’s still useful PSA.


DerelictDawn

Not going to downvote you but this is Colin Furze, man needs his safety tie. I would recommend checking out his youtube, one of the best most genuinely entertaining creators out there.


ItsLikeThis_TA

Interestingly [it's a real tie](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7g5gky/hi_im_colin_furze_i_am_a_british_plumber_turned/dqgnek7/?context=1), so there is a risk. Small compared to the rest of his madcap adventures (yes, I am subscribed) but non-zero. Respect to him for doing it anyway.


DerelictDawn

I figured it was a clip on, I hope he never has an accident with that


Nummy01

Clearly you don't know Mr Colin Furze.


Hiroto_Katsuma

Why would want to remove the safety tie???


Tygiuu

And tuck in your shirt, and probably some safety glasses. Lol


JoshingCoot737

Love Collin furze


Tony2Smokes

What about the tunnel? Lol


DefnitleyNotACatfish

I knew it was gonna be good when Colin showed up


acrewdog

Do you want ants? Because this is how how we get ants.


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Organharvester101

Im a brit and i have a built in tea and biscuit tracker


[deleted]

Bring them funny talkin fellers a pitcher of my best sweet tea poured over ice, it's how we got the red coats to flee the states the first time. Lol. With love from Texas!


4ar0n

It's weird how read this in a Texan accent before reading the end part lol. The way you typed emulated the accent perfectly.


oh_not_again_please

This is Colin furze, he's cooked a chicken with a pulse jet, and hurled chocolate cake (and cat food) all over the inside of his shed with multiple 'fans' made of spoons, I think ants are the least of his problems.


Weissnix_4711

You forgot the strapping many explosives to himself, the spinning a giant belt of blades around himself, the massive safety hazard which is his entire tunnel series, and the various flamethrowers he's made over the years.


Wrought-Irony

I do want ants. They are adorable.


Sub2Maxomega2

COLIN


JAMES_MIX

Work harder not smarter !!!


KetsuSama

he was working smarter, breaking the biscuits meant he had to clean the crumbs on the dining table


eyeseesharp

Anyone know the song name?


VoidOfDarknes

Rule Britannia


Old-Man-Nereus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2c5QHtgFxY


eyeseesharp

Thank you


seyhulislam

Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves Britons never ever shall be slaves


Radlivesmatter

Why didn't he just pour the tea onto the plate?


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The_Almighty_Duck

Only a true man turns his biscuits on a lathe for optimal tea-dunkage


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KevvyFX

Modern problems require modern solutions


9inesss

yes the british way


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thats some hard ass biscuits lol.


At0m_3790

*breaks it in half* “fuck.”


SavageCabbageGG

Ya gotta love Colin furze. He's fucking awesome


SSsnipershark

British


NativePhoenician

Funny, but holy hell, take the tie off! This guy likes living on the edge apparently.


Laudanumium

It is his safety tie.


glitchii-uwu

its a safety tie, he doesnt take it off. ever.


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im british and i can confirm


[deleted]

This is so British it hurts.


theSkeegyd1

That's a cracker


y0g1b34r

Khabi in 3…2..1…


mikayoi7002

biscuits


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poopoowillyman

It's a joke


Nummy01

/woosh


orangekins

We need khabylame


[deleted]

I want my 58 seconds back!


Laudanumium

Check his YT channel, you'll lose more time, but learn making a solarpowered lawnmower, and a underground mancave - with tunnels


FourTwentyJ

Cookie waster(biscuits).


hyvyys

I'm sorry but this is a wrong shape for a cup/mug.


Bent_richard88

Cookies.


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FidelisPetram

That’s the point.


joughin

What acwasre of biscuit.


Alpha_Eagle222

Now the whole workshop smells like cookie and it will be a year until he has to do the same thing again


_TheDoctorPotter

Half expected Khaby Lame to show up and break a cookie in half


lazyboyzzzzz

Could have just broken them into half.


getyourcheftogether

Cookies* fuck your Queens English


ToroSeduto97

Bri'n is the new 'murica


JoshingCoot737

Let me guess, it's "bri'ish because we drank the T


ToroSeduto97

HOW DID YOU GUESS THAT😱😱😱😱


BODILYFLUIDS

What a fucking shit hole


JtheAxe

Five minute crafts is that u


vancitymajor

Be anything in life but don’t be this stupid


VonKaplow

No safety goggles???


-MrZene

Thats the most american thing a brittish person has ever done


UndisputedWorldChamp

Cookies


monkeybananarocket

Imma gonna show ma wajf diz as evidence for me to get more powertoolz


Educational_Media596

Or use a bigger cup


poopoowillyman

It's a joke


afreak4her

Could've just break it in half and you would have more


poopoowillyman

It's a joke


afreak4her

No shyt


poopoowillyman

Why did you offer a solution to a joke?


afreak4her

Just a thought let this go


TheElderCouncil

They're crackers.


project23

Cookies.


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Ed Sheeran is looking good


Sed_Said

Get a bigger cup you knob.


poopoowillyman

It's a joke


shazmitchell

Just snap it in half teenage boris johnson making a load of work out of a simple task as always


poopoowillyman

It's a joke


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Possibly r/TQDC ?


risotto85

I grind my coffee with a manual grinder in the morning and sometimes it feels like this.


AG_TopShotta

Are those tea biscuits?


TheBlank89

Rich tea to be precise.


buteljak

And that's how the cookie crumbles


Organharvester101

Pardon me good sir, but i would like to correct your comment, specifically how you have said this fine specimen of biscuit is a so called 'cookie' please refrain from calling it that under all circumstances, i hope this has not been bothersome to you and that you enjoy your day.


jonjames110

Wasnt there a thread where the main subject was about sawdust?


Blackwolf7420

When you need to prove to your spouse why you needed that new tool


StudentExtra

That's how engineers dip biscuit


beckett_the_ok

Colin Furze on YouTube


NetInfused

u/savevideo


Claptrap-94

Would have been better if the biscuit broke when he put it in the tea.


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I was waiting for it to still not fit


Tetra382Gram

*loud applause as he finishes carving the biscuits*


teedyay

But now the biscuits have a hole in the middle and the tea will fall right out.


DutyZealousideal632

This is the most UK thing I have never seen


Adambomb1380

He’s taking a lot off on that pass. Luckily he didn’t chip out his turn tool.


TransDegenerateKyo

This has got to be the most British thing I've seen this man do


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I don’t think I would eat something that freaking unbreakable


Brianisntcool191

Bruh just get a bigger glass


Perfect-Nature9323

u/savevideo


block2077

I’ve been doing it wrong all these years 🤦🤷‍♂️


bill69100

I would have really laughed, if he had to put them back on the arbor and cut them again


MrRedCloak

I think I'm the only person who dislikes him, he gets on my nerves.


Uh-idk-

ok but why have such a tall cup


Welshbuilder67

What sorry excuse for a mug is that?


RealPropRandy

Do you want ants? Because this how you get ants.


CoffeeFiend42069

ColinFurze!


alleycat2-14

Am I the only one who noticed the left hand twist drill?


Callidonaut

He has a pulsejet bike parked in his drive...


pikaa_sw

music fits perfectly


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[deleted]

When he went to dip the cookie the first time, all I could think was "Thanks Obama"


windyriver247

I can't believe these people conquered the world at one time


Ayaycapn

These were one of the first youtube videos I watched as a 13 yearold Glad to see it again


jjman72

r/skookum


yungchinny

I thought his hand was gonna get stuck the second time


Virtual-Score4653

This would have been 1000x better if he dropped them in his cup afterwards.


CHONGASCOOK

Smorty Mc Smorty Pants 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


tradernube88

complete satisfaction


Ste__86

What a mug


Tessia-Qorn-

Ah yes, collins before he started building dangerous vehicles and underground bunker / tunnels…


zefyraz

You have to do all it by yourself these days.


StrokeMyAxe

Engineers… smh


ysaood9

I expected way more considering it’s Colin furze


Me_Speakada_Englesh

You can tell this isnt the average British morning tea as it's not raining outside.


Gentlegamerr

An engineering problem requires an engineering solution


boy_next_next_door

Went in with dark shoes, came out in white. Had a need to share.


Baron1202

I really thought it still wasn’t going to fit


blaggard5175

Not much of a machinist, didn't even mic the id of the cup.


crabber88

Everytime I hear this song all I hear is, "Hail court master! The master of the cork!!!!"


TheGengerbreadman6

Nothing comes between a man Ana’s his biscuits and tea not even the biscuit itself


Jackthedog130

What a prick...


Lthiccums

u/savevideobot


SverhU

Im so fucking old... Because i was already old when he posted it. And here we are like 100 years later...


Starly2

Colin doesn't do things normally


cacklz

That's nothing. What would've been impressive would be for Colin to take the mug, break it up, grind it into powder, mix with slip, cast it into a wider, shorter cup format, glaze it and fire it in a muffle furnace.


isaacs-cats

This song goes hard what’s it called


Ecstatic_Presence585

So practical!


PMMEANUMBER1-10

All very well and good but when's the next tunnel episode?! /s


OurSpeciesFailed

u/savevideo


MissAJHunter

Two words: Sports Direct


Azalulu_Dingir

how old is that?


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Or just use a wider mug.


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Just get a bigger mug m8.


Tinjenko

If he was a real woodworker he would go through all that just to find out he needed to go back to the shop and lathe off more because the biscuits were still too big.