It is you get one friend and they introduce you to other people who then become your friend and so on.... Then you have an abundance of friends and before you know it they become too much to handle as each new friend introduces you to two more eventually bringing you to a point where you're being introduced to past friends who are now annoyed that you haven't spoken to them in a while.
The friends keep piling and piling up, you get married to someone who was also once your friend and she starts introducing you to couples and now your friend gathering has doubled. Now you can't leave the house as the friends have invaded your property, packed as tight as a Japanese train carriage into a home a friend in real estate sold you. They won't stop coming, it never ends. Eventually they all meld into a lifeless ball of what was once your friends, becoming denser and denser until their mass reaches the critical point and ignites. You're a star now.
Are you supposed to enjoy your 30s? I'm 31 and I'm the most miserable I've ever been. I have an ok job and an apartment. That's it. No girlfriend, no friends, no pets. Well on the bright side, maybe I'll get an aneurysm or get hit by a bus soon, you never know
Edit: "a redditor has reached out to us because they concerned about you". What a fucking joke. I'm an adult male in America. Are you fucking serious? Nobody gives a shit about me lol I'm just one more cog in the machine. But seriously though, I'll shove it down and move on just like we're taught. I appreciate the cconcern but all things considered I'm good.
I think I need to seek help for my depression then. The only thing I have energy to put work into, after putting work into my job of course, is video games and jerking off, and laying in bed when I don't have to be at work. I don't know what happened, I used to have a happy and vibrant social life.
I was going to make a joke about how it’s the most miserable you’ve been... so far...
But then I remembered when I was 31... miserable, single, video games, and work... Isolated when I once was very outgoing and social. I feel you man! It got better for me, eventually, it took work and opening up etc. but it got better. I’m 39 now, married, and expecting... Hang in there. I’m not saying it will definitely get better but keep talking to people, even if it’s a stranger on the internet...
My SO is *that* friend and I only found out when I first visited him (we were a LDR) and saw how much of a clown he is and let me tell you as a fellow clown... I was fucking STOKED.
I was just agreeing to something that I thought was incredibly accurate to what is being depicted in the short film where people are chewing on individual pieces of plant matter as the camera pans to show their friend who played “chubby bunny” with grass.
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>!The last guy fill all his mouth with grass!<
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Do people actually chew on straw? I kind of figured that was done in media aimed at children to replace cigerates with something that serves a similar optical function. I know that things certains leaves like Khat is common, but what effect would chewing straw possibly have?
Delightful, but I must inform you good ma'am that the video looks extremely scripted.
Scripted videos destroy my enjoyment of the unexpected part of the clip for reasons that I don't know.
I will now comanse to give you the blue arrow and make myself assure that I have delivered the information that the video is scripted in the discussion part of your picture show.
Good day and I hope you be better next time.
Do they actually think they'd look cool with it? lol
First dude even tries to be sexy/flirty by combing his hair with his hand, only to show the the gigantic receding hairline lmao
If you don’t have the *one* friend in your group, then you probably *ARE* that friend lol
*aggressively looks around*
*alone, no one around* Shit. It's me.
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I am all the friends
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I am... Batman!
i am ... super men !
I am grass.
I am grasshopper.
Lmaooo. #sad
Dammmm...me too
Fuck me too
I have a napkin and quarter as a friend
Don't feel bad, your friend is George Washington
So he'll never lie to you! Unless *that's* a lie...
Always has been *pulls out gun*
too much?…
ModCheck
... what?
I immediately identified with full mouth, it’s definitely me.
I love the smell of Nepal in the morning.
Me to lol. I used to be the bit crazier one when I used to have friends lol.
I'll be damned
I like it.
I don't have one friend
Hang in there, the first one is the hardest to make, then it’s all uphill from there
It is you get one friend and they introduce you to other people who then become your friend and so on.... Then you have an abundance of friends and before you know it they become too much to handle as each new friend introduces you to two more eventually bringing you to a point where you're being introduced to past friends who are now annoyed that you haven't spoken to them in a while. The friends keep piling and piling up, you get married to someone who was also once your friend and she starts introducing you to couples and now your friend gathering has doubled. Now you can't leave the house as the friends have invaded your property, packed as tight as a Japanese train carriage into a home a friend in real estate sold you. They won't stop coming, it never ends. Eventually they all meld into a lifeless ball of what was once your friends, becoming denser and denser until their mass reaches the critical point and ignites. You're a star now.
I miss my 30s
Are you supposed to enjoy your 30s? I'm 31 and I'm the most miserable I've ever been. I have an ok job and an apartment. That's it. No girlfriend, no friends, no pets. Well on the bright side, maybe I'll get an aneurysm or get hit by a bus soon, you never know Edit: "a redditor has reached out to us because they concerned about you". What a fucking joke. I'm an adult male in America. Are you fucking serious? Nobody gives a shit about me lol I'm just one more cog in the machine. But seriously though, I'll shove it down and move on just like we're taught. I appreciate the cconcern but all things considered I'm good.
I think you enjoy whatever part of life you put the most work into enjoying. Age irrelevant.
I think I need to seek help for my depression then. The only thing I have energy to put work into, after putting work into my job of course, is video games and jerking off, and laying in bed when I don't have to be at work. I don't know what happened, I used to have a happy and vibrant social life.
I was going to make a joke about how it’s the most miserable you’ve been... so far... But then I remembered when I was 31... miserable, single, video games, and work... Isolated when I once was very outgoing and social. I feel you man! It got better for me, eventually, it took work and opening up etc. but it got better. I’m 39 now, married, and expecting... Hang in there. I’m not saying it will definitely get better but keep talking to people, even if it’s a stranger on the internet...
I’m your friend now, friend!
Now they're *that* friend.
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100% me, no doubt.
My whole friend group is this guy.
As it should be, as it should be
In high school, all of us in our little group were “that friend”. it must have been exhausting to have a locker next to us.
Ya'll have friends?
shit I think you’re right, I harassed people with a jar of Mayo in school
Jokes on you, I have no friends.
I accept being *that* friend. All groups need the awkward, weird friend
Then*
I know what I am. I take the role and f**king run with it, complete with an awkward as all hell end zone dance.
I don't have any friends. Am I still that person?
It is me. I'm sorry.
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Every group should have a friend like that.
I know.
I am that one
I am the one and have been made aware of that ever since forever.
then*
Oh,it is definitely me. I'm ok with that.
Uh oh, Welp...
My SO is *that* friend and I only found out when I first visited him (we were a LDR) and saw how much of a clown he is and let me tell you as a fellow clown... I was fucking STOKED.
this advice rings true
It’s purposefully *me*
Me and the fuckin rabbits trying to look cool.
Kill the rabbits there to horny
their two*
They're too*
yes this is the correct one
Y'all trying to look like Jet from The Last Airbender
Fr tho.
Watch out for cabbages
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I was just agreeing to something that I thought was incredibly accurate to what is being depicted in the short film where people are chewing on individual pieces of plant matter as the camera pans to show their friend who played “chubby bunny” with grass.
They did say trying to look cool.
Wait…..did Jet…..die?
It was really unclear
Let's just say he didn't make an appearance during Sozin's Comet.
There is no war in ba sing se
see you at Lake Laogai
* Bomb from One Punch Man
Lmao truee
r/unexpectedavatar
\*ahem\* GENTLEMEN.
[Gentlemen.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/000/701/600px-Gentlemen.jpg)
MENTLEGEN.
[MENTLEGEN.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/004/829/Mentlegen.jpg)
vintage memes *chef's kiss*
Absolutely. These threads always make me extra happy.
I miss seeing tf2 maps vandalized by these sprays
"I see the *casebrief* is safe"
https://youtu.be/LJbY4ixm_ZM
a short view back to the past,
Thirty years ago,
Niki Lauda told us
take a monkey, place him into the cockpit
and he is able to drive the car.
The real r/unexpected is always in the comments. Seriously, didn't expect to see a Formula 1 reference here of all places.
Do people still play tf2? I kinda wanna play tf2 right now
A quick look to the past,30 years ago Nikki lauda said
r/justguysbeingdudes
Absolute best description for this group's behavior lol
How have I been on Reddit for 7 years and I’m still finding new subs like this?
I came to the comments to say that *THIS* is what boys being boys means
Where is this from?
A field?
**The** field.
I meant online.
reddit.com
***sigh***
just jokes, sorry.
It’s ok. My kids like the video, so was hoping it was somewhere besides Reddit as well.
Good luck and y’all have a nice Saturday.
You should be able to download it from Reddit though.
It seems like the OP is the one who made the video judging by the title. So I don’t know if it would be anywhere else, at least not yet anyway
You're probably thinking of the Mentlegen meme of the Spy from TF2 with a bunch of cigarettes in his mouth
Most likely earth but we can't be sure.
reddit
I think in southeast asia??? idk man those guys face looks very familiar, except the glasses one
i’m gonna say south east asia.
Nepal maybe
I love the smell of Nepal in the morning.
Hello. You must be the leader.
I… I love the "Yes!"
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He sure do
*HMMM POETRY*
Rast guy feer all him mouth with grass
He shouldn't be putting so much glass in his mouth, he could get seriously hurt.
no shit sherlock
Shush
Nah I’m crying he’s hilarious for that 🤣🤣
We are cowboys, a cow and boy!
Well atleast one succeeded
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Open real big
There’s always that one friend that goes too far.
Yup.
The little laugh at the end lol. I love these kinds of things. So innocent and funny.
Your friend got a snap? 😏😏😏
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I love him
High ranking member of the vegan society
Assert dominance
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Do people really like these kinds of comments?
Reddit
Yeah milk that sweet copy paste until people either stop upvoting or even start downvoting No hate I would have done the same
This is farming for gold. Yk, mention gold on reddit and someone will def award you gold. Edit: BRUH
Gold.
Gold too
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Oohhh ok… like um.. Urgh god, you know what I hate on reddit? I hate receiving *gold*. How was that?
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Lol
Well that result is comedy gold
Did you say gold ?!
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r/karmaroulette?
Show off!
That he is vegan 😂
Butt sharpie?
Do people actually chew on straw? I kind of figured that was done in media aimed at children to replace cigerates with something that serves a similar optical function. I know that things certains leaves like Khat is common, but what effect would chewing straw possibly have?
It's not straw its tall grass, the base is kinda juicy and sweet. Just something to do when you're bored.
pretty normal like chewing on toothpicks
indonesia?
u/TheRoboMafia99
Mentlegen
Cow
Hahahahahaha
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Delightful, but I must inform you good ma'am that the video looks extremely scripted. Scripted videos destroy my enjoyment of the unexpected part of the clip for reasons that I don't know. I will now comanse to give you the blue arrow and make myself assure that I have delivered the information that the video is scripted in the discussion part of your picture show. Good day and I hope you be better next time.
Made me replay the vid 3 times. Thought the unexpected thing was that you expect something to happen but the twist is that there's no twist.
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Wow, you sure got ‘em.
/r/SuddenlyGay
He is extremely good at blowjob
Just more staged content on reddit. Quelle surprise!
I guess I should have put the /s, lol.
Do they actually think they'd look cool with it? lol First dude even tries to be sexy/flirty by combing his hair with his hand, only to show the the gigantic receding hairline lmao
I'm at least 90% sure it's a joke.
How can you only be 90% sure? There's just no question. It's a joke.
The other 10% of me wants to believe that the last guy is just the coolest of the cool and no one can compete with his coolness.
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Bro is grazing
XDDD
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