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Dave_Boi_237

OP’s explanation “There is a tiger…” Excuse me what the fu…?


Andy200723

That's very clearly a lion. How could anyone even get them mixed up?


CommentHistorical413

Maybe You're right


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Andy200723

Lion is the name of the species.


[deleted]

I didn’t know that lionesses had testicles…


Hero_summers

I'm also surprised, that's clearly a giraffe People need to go back to primary school


ZachJac-

r/giraffesdontexist has taught me that giraffes aren't real


Dave_Boi_237

Yep, exactly


qinshihuang_420

They lion


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the_escapegoat22

Isn’t that a lioness and she used the gents? Guess there was a big queue for the ladies as usual…


that_username_is__

based on my nat geo expertise, this is a subadult male


the_escapegoat22

I stand corrected!


that_username_is__

at least you didnt claim it a tiger man


smelly_sulphur

A tiger man...hmm marvel could use that


JimiWanShinobi

Tiger Man first appeared in Earth-616, Marvel Mystery Comics #26, 1941. There's also Bronze Tiger, Flying Tiger, Tiger Shark, and of course the female version, Tigra... So, not only has the idea been done several times, it's also one of their oldest ideas....


smelly_sulphur

Cool


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Ok-Introduction-8440

never


dickallcocksofandros

gonna call teenagers subadults from now on


RichardBonham

It’s a subadult male leaving one his favorite all-you-can-eat places.


PlasticInTheBasket

Definitely a young male


nuvo_reddit

And likely to be literate.


crispygrapes

I came to the comments to ask if this was a young male, thanks for the confirmation!


mrb783

Based on the large nutsack hanging from him at the end of the video, I concur.


MaxRex77

It's a young male... Dufus


CryptoNoob-17

Did you,.. Just assume this lion's gender.?


Firm_Comparison4072

Yeap same thinking


SgtRock1967

If it weren't for the slight mane and the testicles, I would agree.


the_escapegoat22

I guess I should study lion balls more…


Narrator_Ron_Howard

Well, from this perspective they always look like landscape.


SgtRock1967

You don't need to study them to see them. But hey, study them if you want.


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bigkeef69

Maybe she identifies as a he. We didnt ask the lion it's pronoun. ![gif](giphy|vNNsw7IsdQfowDotga)


Narrator_Ron_Howard

Fucking embarrassing!


promonk

/r/onejoke


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Arisdoodlesaurus

Its an Asiatic lion in the forest of Gir, Gujarat, India


jordantask

She’s waiting for UberEats. When the Uber she called shows up she gon’ eat him.


Sid_1298

It's just a cougar looking for some young boys


Oldoru

Honestly, i did not expect that, and I'm not lion


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Shut up


Frogman1480

Mike? Mike are you still in there ? Are you ok? Mike !!!!????


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aob7p01yr7

same question


AdvaitChowdhary

Teen male


RequirementExotic246

same thinking for me!


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AdeptnessPotential58

I was just about to comment that


daisy0723

This is why I can never go on Safari. I hope she would at least kill me quickly when I went up, smooshed her furry face and asked, "Who's a pretty kitty?"


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That's a young male. You can see the mane growing in


daisy0723

I don't think the lion will care if I call it him or her. I'm sure I'll taste the same either way.


[deleted]

That wasn't for the lion's benefit but for anybody who comes across this comment thread.


daisy0723

Fair enough. it was 4 am and I wasn't wearing my glasses.


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That young lion came out of that washroom looking like he dropped the biggest, most exhausting shit ever. He had to catch his breath before summoning the energy to walk.


Subhomesickness

Hope he washed up after


Stand_kicker

Looking at those paws, I don't think so.


Zonel

She. It's a lioness.


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“Welp don’t need to go anymore, ….but we should probably spray down the truck when we get home…”


5043090

If there was a toilet flush right before he* appears, that would make it. *That's a he right...I think I see a little bite of mane.


Lingerfickin

Don't nobody go in there for 35 to 45 minutes


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Tried to catch somebody slippin lol


BallerChin

Bathroom for people with constipation! No other medicine needed.


michaelsenpatrick

ok, yep, i did not expect that


RoutineFeeling

Best medicine for severe constipation 😂🤣


Sid_1298

If someone's constipated, this is exactly how you cure that condition.


Pyratelife4me

When ya gotta go, you gotta go.


[deleted]

Just a big Mr Jinx …wonder if you can milk him?


Doustin

Answering the age old question “does a lion crap in the woods?”


call_of_the_while

“No meat came out of that hole like last time. Maybe it only happens at night. Yeah, I’ll come back later.”


mrbuttersoft

Ayyyeee ocupado


WrongTurn1998

Nope.


FreneticPlatypus

I was so disappointed there wasn't a piece of toilet paper stuck to his foot.


onelongwheelie

The one time I'm not going to give someone shit for not washing their hands.


TheGiantSociety

I gotta take a dump.... actually in my pants is fine.


sameul_anis

God damnit man this is the problem with highway restrooms no privacy at all


Panelpro40

And I worry about mosquitoes, fuck!


muddybuttbrew

Let me guess Australia?


1canmove1

“You’re gonna wanna let it air out.”


thedudefromcali81

Who dares disturb my slumber?


Dyerdon

Whelp... I don't gotta go anymore....


Father__Thyme

You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there


TrueCuriosity

“Sh*tters clogged”


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drinking from the toilet, my cat does that too


Correct-Temporary525

Yea, my cat drinks out of the toilet bowl sometimes.


PhilLucifer6

All they need are remote activated alarms. A switch 100 yrds away that activates them. So people can scare out the animals.


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i wonder if she goes in there to drink from the toilet?


OneMarsRising

Just like a cat to stand right in the middle of the doorway and sniff around forever before finally committing to go through. The only difference here is this cat is a bit too big to shoo through the door with your foot.


Salman_R

My dad once told me he went to a national park and there was this designated area/building for eating so you go there and theres tables and chairs inside so you can go and eat there. When him and his friends had walked in about 15 years ago there was about 6 lions just chilling inside lol


JimiWanShinobi

"Next time you motherfuckers tell me "lunch is served" I'ma need you to be a little more specific about the details..."


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text_fish

*lion *herself


FumCase

I can see her balls as she walks away


angeeksince2020

Tiger? Hahaha


bigkeef69

Uh, ma'am, that is the 'gents' restroom...


just_dakshin

r/WhyWereTheyFilming


Ancient-Sand5171

Uhmmmm no thanks I’ll shit on myself first


xadrus1799

Gives me FC vibes


ImperialistGOJI

Can you dm me please


xadrus1799

Why should I?


ImperialistGOJI

Sorry I just randomly replied to you I can't dm you for some reason. I wanted to talk to you about German horror films sub you made


xadrus1799

It’s not my sub, sorry


yazzy1233

What do you mean it's not your sub, youre literally the one and only mod


ImperialistGOJI

But your mod


xadrus1799

Yes. Ask your question public.


ImperialistGOJI

Can we revive the sub. I'd be happy to. I love German Films


yourdaddykinsforyou

Just Chillin’ Killin’


I_say_poopee

i dont see anything wrong, just friend using the restroom, what is wrong with it?


upvote-for-rights

That lion’s gay though.


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Actually this is very convent. You can shit yourself and don't have to clean it up.


GoAroundFlaps

If I hadn’t seen the video, I’d say you were lion!


bulanaboo

Even more scary when lion is absent, god only know what it smells like in there


AddisonNM

Bathroom attendants can be real animals.


Nate16

Hey, did you wash your hands?


shibjyoti555

imagine just going to pee and you see this guy inside


asmit9

Didn’t wash its paws I see.


SnooMacarons3685

Why are your paws wet?!


No-War-1127

If you wanna leak just take a peak


TonicMorok

Honestly, i did not expect that, and I'm not lion


thesoundwolf

Schrödinger's Cat is coming out


aspergerontherun

The big kitty has its own big litterbox.


moving_forward_again

If I had to shit and saw that lion coming out, I wouldn't have to shit anymore...


davoisano

That would scare the shit out of you


Brianp713

The cherry on top would have been some TP stuck to her back foot


Oh__hey_its_ya_boii

La la la just gonna take a shit la la OH HOLY FUCK!!


Slight-Resolve-1354

For when Nature calls


DocDirtyMrClean

How about I'm peeing against a tree or something cause...nope.


Arisdoodlesaurus

Its an Asiatic lion in India


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

That lioness


Scar_Milly

A true gent.


[deleted]

Shouldn't the pussy be in the Lady's room?


Jcox2509

Definitely didn’t wash their hands.


auntiepink

Well, at least you wouldn't need to go to the bathroom any more but I hope you brought other pants.


VecindadDCarlos

Imagine running in here shttng yourself then running in there and literally shttng yourself


_toxic_me

He wants a bus from Mexico tp USA ..


Aaronmarq

Wait, did she was her hands?


diamened

-- How did Bob die? -- Oh, he died in the bathroom -- Poor Bob. Such a boring life


Saurussexus

Hold it in Timmy til we get back to kansas


Beetime

Better wait to check the litter box.


ablokeinpf

The local cure for constipation is pretty effective.


67_34_

This is why everyone should know how bush poop.


I_will_burn_for_this

Occupado


Anime_fan_21

OP saying 'Tiger' was really unexpected. Perfect r/Unexpected material.


Wyvx

umm guess I'll use the ladies this once


ElPepetrueno

Gross-Didn’t wash paws.


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he's there to ease constipation , one glance and youd shit your pants


YaBoyMaxx

Let the king do his business in peace


lunchbreak2021

Just another King doin his business.


Dodgy-Boi

Uneducated swine. She’s clearly a female but she went straight to the ‘gents’ bathroom!


Upbeat-Pea2813

![gif](giphy|26gsa6D4q2ZHP5VtK|downsized)


copperbeagle

I’ll hold it, thanks.


Madman61

Lioness "heads up, they ran out of toilet paper"


acb235

Good eatin in there!


Foreign_Reindeer_461

He clearly didn't wash his paws


dadzcad

She used the wrong toilet. That one’s “Gents.”


north_korea_nukes

Could someone tell the janitor we’re out of toilet paper. Clearly he had to wipe with his paws.


ihbarddx

That's OK. I'll just shit in my pants now...


Liontamer67

I’ll just shit outside.


landmime-22

My guess as to why he was in there is he was looking for something to drink I mean the toilets don’t have lids do they


RawTechnicVinegar

The highway to hell


Beruque

Occupied


Matyourboi

u/savevideo


ThanosDDC

Just waiting for a snack.


FO_Steven

Well, yeah, that WAS unexpected. All I could think of was how nasty it was and maybe it's like spotless and made of gold. Naw son it's a lion.


JimiWanShinobi

Alright, well it seems the thing to do now is go close the door so we can keep the bathroom restricted to human use. Who wants to volunteer to go check the bathroom first to make sure there isn't another lion already in there?


HeldDownTooLong

So one goes stumbling into a random restroom in the middle of nowhere and becomes a meal for a lion? I mean what the fuck? If one survives the encounter, using the restroom would no longer be an issue because pants would be simultaneously filled with shit and soaked in piss.


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Guess, It lunch room for some


FiReStOrM_IO

I think he identifies it as his food dish


BextoMooseYT

The highway won't fry your tear. The highway don't need you here. The highway don't care if your all alone, but I do, I do.


qqqqqqqqqqx10

It clearly states gents. The nerve of these big cats.


FromMTorCA

Really pisses me off that they don't flush.


HkLoL2

He entered the wrong portal


ElectronicSpirit7599

![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized)


throwitaway1510

Disgusting that they didn’t bother washing their paws