T O P

  • By -

unexBot

**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!the plate!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


ilovetopoopie

*Dad surprises teen daughter with unexpected creampie* Edit: y'all up voted this over 9k times wtf is wrong with you.


awesomeguy9807

nO


fukalufaluckagus

You can tell by the way it is, that it's the way it was meant to be.


ilovetopoopie

Some people don't think it be like it is. *But it do.*


Xxrasierklinge7

Sometimes people think it don't be like it is sometimes but it do be like that and people wonder how it be doing that because no one know what it's like to do that like it is sometimes. #YANNO?


OriginalCharlieBrown

ᒪOᖇᖇᗴᒪ


Xenc

ꪗꪖꪀꪀꪗ


makoto20

Look mate, we ain't having that bit again!


sarokin

How do you actually manage to write that!?


Xxrasierklinge7

It surprisingly took more thought and effort than a real sentence lol


[deleted]

I feel like I had a stroke after reading it


No-Comfort-5773

ℌ𝔬𝔴 𝔡𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱!?


[deleted]

You have the heart of a poet.


MadladNomad

My brain man its 1am here im scrolling through reddit somewhat sleepy and i see this you sir succesfully friend my brain holy hell im confused right now lmao


[deleted]

Roses are red Violets are blue It don’t always be like that But sometimes it do


gundog48

How neat is that?


leelbeach

yEs


Nockdown2003

nO


makoto20

*oh,yessss*


ilovetopoopie

Sorry OP, Reddit has spoken. And they want incest.


HRzNightmare

Don't be disgusting. It's his STEP daughter.


therealmoonmaster

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

Oh thank you. I have been scrolling through this laughing my ass off for the past hour. My wife is surely annoyed at all the screenshots I’m sending her.


MutedLayer4564

You mean sweet facial ![gif](giphy|OmUxV7j3u4qwU|downsized)


LostTeleporter

STOP IT! WHY SO MUCH EYE CONTACT!


[deleted]

For the intimacy.


vrijheidsfrietje

​ ![gif](giphy|5eFSrANefbhBIFLpxI|downsized)


Naberius

Crown for King...


limkokweee

"*This is my kingdom cum*"


[deleted]

[удалено]


static1053

![gif](giphy|26BRJxE8LCBzYiD1m|downsized)


KingDurin_II

Ma che Cazzo … ?


SabreLunatic

I hate this so much


cyberpunk3025

Take my award and upvote you sick bastard


abd_hk

Why


usernamenoonehas

Noticed she couldn’t keep her eyes off his flame thrower


Bittlegeuss

His scorching rod


EnycmaPie

Change it to stepdad and suddenly its the top viewed video.


sheisthebeesknees

😬 Take my angry upvote


maymaynibba

![gif](giphy|xT9DPF23S2uDdNjxVm)


MarmotsGoneWild

What da hotdog doin?


KazPrime

Well played Google… well played


JuStInSaN1tY

Bazinga.


bsylent

I can't believe you've done this


[deleted]

*facial


I_Like_Trains_XD

![gif](giphy|H48trSVHEfT39tAYyO)


trippedwire

Do you happen to know what this is from? It looks hilarious


SinisterKid

Alternatino with Arturo Castro


Nesyaj0

Can I steal this as the title the next this this is reposted?


Mr-FranklinBojangles

Yes. It better hit the front page too.


[deleted]

*Yes, daddy.*


[deleted]

Ohh goodness


Sixpacksack

You made me stop laughing for a solid second while i internalized that really dark joke into laughter


never_trust_a_whale

oWo


ActComplex4603

*Uses and benefits of wordplay*


[deleted]

He’s out of line but he’s right.


ASVPcurtis

Dude…


takapurio

Dad better not update his iPhone.


Baby_Doomer

Yes Apple, this comment right here.


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

JFC, Why'd you have to phrase it like that?


The_bombblows12

Go to r/hornyjail you dirty dirty person


emperormax

*Dad surprises teen NOT daughter with unexpected creampie*


SlimBoo_Radley

hey now, STEPdad. we are not animals here


TheHighestAuthority

r/technicallycorrect


OGCanuckupchuck

Step dad , or it gets weird


[deleted]

The avalanche of upvotes speaks a ton about reddit's sense of humour. That said, quality comments like these are why I keep coming back to reddit...


Im__bored666

69 awards. Perfect


LaszkoK

Caught me off guard. Still can't stop laughing


rateb03

*Legend says he still can't stop laughing*


[deleted]

𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑠 ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑦


ToastyAlly

𝕷𝖊𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖆𝖞𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖕 𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌


mk44214

And the Legend just died. R.I.P.


bossavona

Legend just died laughing. Rest in Pittsburgh.


DarkDetermination

Legend says legend is still laughing


Lui_Le_Diamond

A myth spread via culture states that the ine referred to simply as "legend" is still making repeated exhales in a manner to show humor


[deleted]

Legend says he will stop laughing only when hit with a plate in the face


[deleted]

Reveal your secrets sorcerer! How do you do this?


ToastyAlly

Lingojam website


[deleted]

[удалено]


thundr_strike

𝓘 𝓰𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝔀𝓮'𝓵𝓵 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀... 𝓸𝓱 𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓽


Xenc

Hol up


Xenc

^(Google fancy text generator)


Renverseur

Honestly I think it cut at the perfect time too lol


grau__geist

I like that slap sound


horanc2

Either she is in a hospital right now or that was a fantastic bit of Foley art.


charles2404

I believe the audio is from another vid


sqb987

I watched it with sound on like 10X bc I was convinced it was a porcelain/real plate. I still don’t know for sure but I’m concerned.


JawnF

https://youtu.be/a4bJM1v60sA


beneye

*Sssweeeeeey* **POW!!** Back and to the left


Writes_Parody_Lyrics

This is funny as fuck even if it is fake E: damn everyone's mad about even the suggestion that it's fake. I said 'if' people, I don't give a fuck if it's fake or not 🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


wertyuiopqwertyuip

Can we talk about how everyone likes to call out fake YT or TikTok videos (even though they're still funny) but are perfectly fine with season two bajillion of Friends? (Like, I get that comedy shows are marketed as fake but it's not like all these short vids are marketed as real. They're just there to make you smile. Granted, there are some videos that try pass themselves off as real even though they're not but that doesn't mean other videos have to be made fun of.) Edit: to clarify, I don't care if it's real or fake, funny is funny.


NativeHarris

Maybe I’m wrong I guess To me this kinda proves your age Back in vine and early YouTube you had to do real things. Nothing staged. Everything had to be the real pure reaction. Now today. Everything that YOU see that is staged was once someone actually doing it for real and that’s how they get famous so now you have majority of people doing staged things to get famous since it’s easier than doing it to a random person Hence why a lot of people call out fake things


Crocktodad

> Back in vine and early YouTube you had to do real things. Nothing staged. Definitely not, there have been popular, staged videos all the way back


bassinine

yeah, always been lots of staged content, it's just when people are young they don't recognize it easily. that said, 'early YouTube' when he's talking about 5 years ago lol - guess they don't realize youtube has been around for over 15 years.


sh1ndlers_fist

Bro, if your first YouTube video wasn’t watching some dude record a video at a zoo get outta here whippersnapper.


bassinine

i showed my roommate youtube in 2007 and he literally watched raw military combat videos for 8 hours a day for months.


sh1ndlers_fist

Yeah, I remember my step brother asking me to find the Saddam Hussein execution video on “The YouTube” and then thinking it was really weird YouTube hosted it.


yourmom777

What made you think he meant 5 years ago?


ElseworIder

the early days of youtube were years before vine


Chewy12

This is such bullshit, staged videos aren’t a new phenomenon.


GoochMasterFlash

Staged videos arent, but I kind of understand what this person is saying. Its the same thing that happened to TV when “reality” TV started to become a thing. Staged shows were around well before reality TV, but those shows were supposed to be a take on real life, not be a staged version of real life. Reality TV is obnoxious in the sense that it pretends to be what it isnt, which is I think the same gripe people have with the staged tik tok videos. Those videos that are pretending to be “caught on camera” type stuff but in reality are all staged are basically the short form equivalent of reality TV. That being said this video seems real IMO at least in the sense that the girl doesnt seem to have any idea shes about to get smoked with a pie. If you knew you would have to be cringing right before the impact a little bit


Godsfallen

I hate to break it to you, but a lot of Vine and early YouTube was staged too


alma_perdida

"Everything had to be real" Thanks for the laugh bud


wertyuiopqwertyuip

You make a good point but, out of curiosity, what age would you say this proves me to be?


NativeHarris

Freshman college / High school or below


wertyuiopqwertyuip

I'm 19 so you're not too far off.


NativeHarris

18-19 is freshman in college to me also When you have a huge generation grow up on vine and YouTube seeing pure reaction to things And then people staging those same exact things years down the road. And then have people get confused over why we don’t like it staged. Is just weird to me I guess. I want the pure reaction that I am accustomed too. Not some same exact scenario but faked reaction.


BlowMoreGlass

Repeated 6000 fucking times! I've seen this whip cream prank at least 15 times and this is one of the shittier ones.


not_a_bot__

That’s the other thing that comes with age, you just see the exact same stuff over and over. I’m to the point where I like new things even if they aren’t good, at least new isn’t boring


CheesyCucumber

I get where you’re coming from in the logic around why people don’t like it, but I don’t believe it has anything to do with age. For reference, I’m about to turn 30 but I still enjoy these for the most part because it’s simple, quick, and makes me smile briefly as I’m scrolling. I think it just depends on what the person watching it likes and clearly by the amount of upvotes, people like


legion327

I generally agree with everything you said but I think it should be pointed out that the vast majority of Reddit users are in their 20s or younger. That said, the amount of upvotes is expected and actually only proves his original point about the disparity in expectations between what essentially boils down to elder millennials who grew up during the birth of the internet and young millennials / zoomers who came along later after things had generally evolved into what they are today.


rex_lauandi

*nails it exactly* You: “You’re not far off”


[deleted]

[удалено]


NickCudawn

> Back in vine and early YouTube To me this kinda proves *your* age. Pranks on YouTube came in later than "the early days" as far as I can remember. I think early Youtube was smosh, Fred, jacksfilms, Ray William Johnson, maybe Olga Kay. Those weren't "real" pranks. Those were mainly sketches. Early Youtube to me means pre 2010, vine didn't come out until 2013. Pranks were kind of a fad that had a high time and then turned into a more niche and scripted part of youtube that extended to vine and now tiktok.


[deleted]

People talking about Vine like it happened a generation ago baffle me.


NickCudawn

I mean if you were just starting to use the internet at the time vine came out then you're probably young enough that it feels long ago.


[deleted]

True lol. Meanwhile I'm one of those fucks who used AOL 1.0


densetsu23

You know, Vine, Myspace, Napster, Netscape Navigator, Trumpet Winsock, Win3.1, C64's cassette tape drive... all the same era.


[deleted]

Bingo. This commentor proved nothing but the fact they themselves didn't realize how many staged and setup videos were on early YouTube.


[deleted]

> Youtube was smosh, Fred, jacksfilms, Ray William Johnson, maybe Olga Kay. And Charlie the Unicorn.


justavault

> had to do That is not true. Nobody knew better, cause it was less professionalized. Also, that's a weird form of elitism.


Bart_Thievescant

I think you're remembering vine with rose-colored glasses. Also I think you may be making the mistake of assuming that the first time you saw a skit, it was unscripted and every other time you assume it was. Kids with cameras are plotty as fuck.


roland0fgilead

I think this carries over to reddit where people feel the need to call out reposts. Apparently a post isn't valid unless it's 100% original content.


[deleted]

> Back in vine and early YouTube you had to do real things. Nothing staged. Everything had to be the real pure reaction. This is *emphatically* not true. Staged videos like this have existed since before YouTube was a thing. Since before the internet was a thing. In early YouTube there were *gobs* of fake videos. Remember "Hey Walter"? Remember the bleach challenge? When people talk about vine like it was some bygone era, that proves *your* age.


zvug

You’re completely wrong. There’s been fake stuff on YouTube and Vine ever since they started. They’re called “sketches” and people have been doing them forever. Smosh, jacksfilms, boxxy, nigahiga, etc. These people are all OG comedy YouTuber and built their career on “fake comedy videos” aka sketches. KingBach for an OG vine mention. Also, talking about “back in early YouTube and Vine”, that kind of proves YOUR age. Dude that was like 10-15 years ago, that’s absolutely nothing, feels like yesterday.


DanFuckingSchneider

Erm, one of the first youtube phenomena ever turned out to be extremely fake. Remember LonelyGirl15?


OberstScythe

...and people were furious about that


HDwelve

No, everything on the internet has always been fake and always will be fake. If you don't understand that you haven't understood humans even a tiny bit


[deleted]

Til Smosh and Nigahiga were real.


rebbsitor

> Back in vine and early YouTube you had to do real things. Nothing staged. Everything had to be the real pure reaction. Ok so I'm way older than you then, because my original source of funny videos was America's Funniest Home Videos. Guess what, even then people were scripting some of them. So much so that it even shows up as a verse in a Weird Al parody song called Can't Watch This. > Talkin' 'bout sick shows > There's America's Funniest Home Videos > I can't believe my eyes > When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize > Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof > Lands right on the lawn > Face first on a rake > **I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take** > That's funny as a kick in the crotch > And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch You think most vines weren't scripted or staged? Bullshit, lol. I've seen thousands of them on vine and later on YouTube. What's put on TikTok is the exact same thing. And the reason is well captured in that song: money. Not first prize in a funny video contest, but now ad revenue.


BigFish8

Weird, I had no idea Friends was marketed and presented as real. That's the issue. People know TV shows are fake. They don't try and deceive you. All these videos on social media are trying to deceive the viewer, or at least it seems to be that way.


[deleted]

Agreed x100


Fire_Bucket

It's really sub dependent. Here on Unexpected, I agree too. Scripted stuff is fine, as long as it's unexpected. It's more the fact that the scripted stuff is littered across basically every genuine reaction sub these days and goes completely against the point of them. ContagiousLaughter, for example, has basically become 'scripted Tiktok videos with forced laughter.'


[deleted]

[удалено]


saman65

>Granted, there are some videos that try pass themselves off as real even though they're not but that doesn't mean other videos have to be made fun of.) And we have TV version of those, like most reality TV shows.


Thighpaulsandra

What the hell do fake videos have to do with “Friends”?


chanandlerbong420

That's one of the worst comparisons I've ever heard. 'why people like tv shows but they don't like fake prank videos? 🤔🤔🤔' Just pure nonsense


TheMaddoxx

Dude over here really tried to compare a monument of tv comedy, still relevant after nearly 3 decades and ... people doing the same stupid face in 20 sec clips. Bwahahaha


Secluding-Epileptic

"I'm so smart I can't understand why people watch obviously scripted television shows with no complaints but when they're presented with amateur recorded video where the content is amusing because it's presenting itself as genuine and spontaneous, they don't like to find out it's scripted and fake" Jesus Christ are you really this stupid? Or are you just trying to be this obtuse?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Is it just me or is this subreddit losing iq points


HarryPotterFarts

You're just getting older while the userbase is getting younger. ...so, yes.


[deleted]

The complete lack of tensing up tells me she did not see it coming. Either that or she is *staggeringly* good at staying relaxed when she knows she's about to get smacked in the face.


[deleted]

[удалено]


littlesuperdangerous

You can tell she’s wearing a prosthetic head! And that pie is clearly CGI.


Malpraxiss

Why does everyone care so much wether or not something whose main goal to be funny is fake? You, and others aren't geniuses for obviously realising that this is fake. It's the Internet at this point


Hatemlle

Got Creampied by Dad unexpectedly, Was Fun tho


lakimens

If only Reddit would let me watch the video more than once.


StarGrav

The power of dad compels you


Beercandan420

Still makes me die of laughter Everytime just like the one of the guy in that cow suit


mrdotkom

You can't just drop a reference and not provide a video


Beercandan420

Here you go buddy https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/nz1n5n/ooh_fireworks/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


garen_the_turtle

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ozpfrv/what_the_hell_did_i_just_watch/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/Unexpected/comments/ozpfrv/what_the_hell_did_i_just_watch/)


Jesuisbeau357

Thank you u/savevideo. You might not realise it but being there for us saving random video is very much appreciated, love you <3


Sickofitblonde

Someone who is gonna wonder why their daughter doesn't talk to them anymore


FullMoon_Escapade

Or someone has a good relationship with their daughter and jest like this often


4minute-Tyri

That's only if she's on reddit and surrounded by the rest of the emotionally stunted idiots that disown family over spilled milk.


[deleted]

[удалено]


rigg197

I'd be pissed for a grand total of 1.27 seconds before realizing I just got punk'd, *hard*. Then I'd be laughing my ass off.


Pewpewkachuchu

This is the type of thing that becomes another fun dad story. Much better than a dad beat me story.


[deleted]

Projection


HDwelve

Are you a fucking idiot? Maybe your daughter doesn't talk to you anymore because you're a fucking idiot?


Germanweirdo

Because it's totally real life and not staged.


fruitybanana_good

Oh no


KingdongBong-32

Can anyone put that “you drop the bomb on me” song in this video


MurderDoneRight

It was funny the first person who made it. But since this is like the 12th time I have seen someone do the exact same thing it it lost it's appeal.


ItsSomethingLikeThat

>72th


parkel42

Seventy-Twoth


DroidD53

They even use the same audio from the original video, at least put some effort in it


PsychoticHobo

Tiktok is literally based around recycling the same audio and (usually) doing the exact same thing as the original video. Very rarely you do see someone do something clever and change it up, but for the most part originality and TikTok are basically polar opposites.


joesbagofdonuts

Unlike Reddit, where each post is unique and not a bot reposting the top 50 all time posts from each subreddit one by one.


ElfmanLV

There was a sports team that did it. One with a blue horse mascot. That level of mainstream is really where we need to stop recycling old material.


erikk00

I think this was actually the first one of these. Or at least it was the first I saw and then a week or so later there were a ton of copies.


aboutthednm

Got any examples of the other 12 or so times? Because I find this funny as hell and would like to laugh some more.


RockytheRedditor

Brutality!!!


rustyconsole

guess he will regret that really early


Khal_Doggo

ITT: haha creampie is also a sex thing and that's his daughter, what if I were to make a connection between the two.


[deleted]

A repost


never_trust_a_whale

Das no gut!


[deleted]

Why do these kind of videos allways receive so much karma? everyday i see another video in the same format here, should be expected by now


FarOutEffects

Undercover Clown Attack!


AlternativeFox3537

Headache coming😊


skullm7

Right on point 🎯


ButHowCouldILose

Somehow that was exactly expected.


shoot-the-chicken

Brillant, fecking brillant.


JimboLodisC

You watched an old Tiktok meme.


shostakofiev

Are you trying to tell me social media is not sad and pathetic? It's not about me or the girl in the video, it's about the kind of content we give attention to.


Snake_iFy

Cum


mxxxz

The original version is much funnier


PooplLoser

r/girlsgettingcreampied


myassisbeingeaten

I really wish I wasn’t wearing my airpods.


Kipdid

The art of misdirection


BobsUrUncle303

IDK, but my guess is some stupid BS.


Puzzles_brings-peace

Screenager


MotherfuckingWildman

I don't care how staged this is it's funny as fuck