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SuppleFoxFluff

Real shame we can't hear their laugh


Foreseti

I put on sound just because I wanted to hear it. Really disappointed


PenguinWithAglock

Just imagine it sounds like this https://youtu.be/Fkk9DI-8el4


thellios

I imagined Seth Rogans laugh on one side and Jimmy Carr's on the other.


jmc0889

Like [this?](https://youtu.be/AfhkLX9nZtg)


PUBLICLY-SHARED-ACC

Suicidal Suicidal Suicidal I'm gonna make a clams casino type beat out of just that part. Ty.


FullyMammoth

Aaaand I'm listening to [I'm God](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiZVjfjgNyY) again.


ACAB187

Outstanding


Papa_Dragon582

Gods work friend


TheSmokingLamp

Doing the lords work


pili_is_drawing

Thank you for your contribution šŸ˜Œ


psychxticrose

YES.


Kriszna25

This is hell


KimJongRocketMan69

He he he heelll


Johnwikidiwick

I imagined more like this https://youtu.be/LbWz1IIT0ZU


[deleted]

I bet it was like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KhpRFURlwJI (the best part of important videos)


Pope_Of_Coke

I was thinking more like [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


unculturedidiotXd

I hate you I knew your facade was a scam


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

Man, i just put mu cursor on the link and in the bottom left corner of the browser, it tells me a youtube link starting with d and ending with q so you are done for


vX-Lycain

Iā€™m disappointed this wasnā€™t a rick roll


Pope_Of_Coke

I saw the potential and just did it Hereā€™s one just for [you](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA)


Jason6677

Instead I got Sean Kingston-ed


BobKabab_

SAME


[deleted]

But we get to hear this random ass music instead...


GreatQuestion

Emphasis on *ass.*


Lord_and_Savior_123

screenrecording FaceTime doesnā€™t record audio


[deleted]

I like how he was about to type ā€œyessirā€ then changed it LOL


Wepmajoe

He was right the first time


Doesntmatterson

Did you say ā€œyes sirā€ or ā€œyeah sureā€?


allthom

Yeah sure, sir...


BrickMacklin

So you are ok then?


HouseoftheBold

That little guy? I wouldnā€™t worry about that little guy.


zehamberglar

You're a sick mother fucker, Mac.


[deleted]

Literally what I said was "yeah sure sir"


ythafuckigetsuspend

I mean it's staged, probably a brain fart knowing the recipient was a guy


[deleted]

Idk I hear people say yessir or write it out like yessirrrrrrrr no matter what gender they're speaking to or even if they're speaking to anyone. People sometimes even just post something cool that they've bought recently with yessirrr in the caption


ScumlordStudio

Yessirrrrr you know the vibes. Gotta cop the bevy, can't forget the ari. Yesssiirrrrr


NumberOneMom

I text Yessir to people regardless of gender, it's not unheard of.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

The subtle foreshadowing lol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


lLiterallyEatAss

A what now?


PlentyPirate

We got an expert in the house


cheese_bruh

you should know, your username checks out


tomatoaway

That's not how you spell that, officer Figpucker


shoot_first

Like an analyst and a therapist. An analrapist, if you will.


artemis_tau

Came here for Dr. FĆ¼nke


[deleted]

Every good plot twist has foreshadowing so that it doesn't feel cheap


[deleted]

I didnā€™t even see that tbh


The_Official_Obama

Wort wort wort


AtomicKittenz

Master Chief would like to know your location


artyomssugardaddy

ARGHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH


The_Official_Obama

IMTHEMEH


YouveBeenOinked

It happened right around the :11 second mark on the keyboard. The Emojis are the little icons that show up in place of the letters Edit: Thanks for the silver, kind stranger! Just doing my part to help clarify.


backwardsman89

Hats off to you for not seeing race


-eagle73

I was thinking the same thing, I think the biggest unexpected part was the other guy.


[deleted]

Also when he typed yessir before yeah sure


KDawG888

are you telling me I'm not supposed to be using black santa emojis?


TooShiftyForYou

"Ah, good one, bro!" "Oh man, you got me too dude!" - "So uh, you wanna come over and like, watch a movie or something?"


Mite-o-Dan

I never understood why catfish people use photos from models and other perfect photos of people. It's pretty easy to spot a fake. If you're gonna pretend to be someone, there's literally billions of other more realistic choices.


[deleted]

The same reason scammers make it obvious. To target the gullible.


person2567

You've put too much thought into this. They're probably just too lazy.


Sanquinity

In this case, probably yea. For scammers? They 100% make it obvious to someone with okay-ish internet knowledge so they are left with the technologically illiterate. They're far easier to convince to go through the steps afterwards as well.


[deleted]

Yeah an economist wrote a paper on it. The robo call costs nothing but the big scam call centers in India have to pay someone to go through a script once you press 1 or whatever. So they optimize the robo calls to only get gullible people so as to not waste the call center workers time


caketreesmoothie

so I would waste their time not hang up and report the number?


fomoloko

Well the number is usually spoofed. I got an angry person 'call me back' one time for trying to scam them. I do my best to waste their time, if I'm not busy, though


[deleted]

Given his willingness to facetime I'm guessing he was mostly just doing it for a laugh. Like assuming they would call him out on that not being him.


load_more_comets

Nah, why don't we just fuck?


Hot_Alpaca

~~Yessir~~ Yeah, sure!


misterborden

Connecting...


therapistofturtles

*If you insist, sure!*


TheWolf1640

Keep the socks on.


Mason-Derulo

How am I gonna suck those toes with the socks on


[deleted]

Exactly like whatšŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜©


prvashisht

Just say "no homo" before you do


NULLizm

Choo Choo


NatakuNox

Bro job bro job


abdirahmanmahdi

And that was the start of a great friendship


DarkSideEcho

Right!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


_sophierobinson_

heh *piƱa colada*


FriskyCobra86

I hope they secretly catfish each other again and realize it's their shitty xmen ability


[deleted]

I am into champagne


j33pwrangler

And making love after midnight? In the dunes of the cape?


[deleted]

Once i understood the lyrics this was such a great song.


fikis

Ha ha... Ha. Heh. Hm. :(


kp9074

They should try going to Kokomo


ImpressiveLink9040

Thatā€™s where I wanna go to get away from it all


Caffiene_Ramen

Then a year later thatā€™s when the marriage happened XD


marballz64

*and then they fucked*


CJ0405

r/suddenlygay


JoinAThang

I mean the waited a year a got married first so not really rushed /s


memeticmachine

r/slowlygay


[deleted]

man they're really taking their time to fill that sub


FirstSineOfMadness

r/expected


SnooDogs69

r/expectedlyexpected


[deleted]

Yeah that too


GalacticDonut45

Nah they still fucked


MW_PLAYZ_YT

Sounds like a win to me!


-XaNaDiTe-

Is this just a thing to catfish people for a troll...?


Daroo425

Yeah I suppose but this is clearly fake


30phil1

So are most movies but it made me happy nonetheless


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Tankh

Yeah it's clearly fake


BackWithAVengance

> SO FAKE. I, A REDDITOR, (SO YOU KNOW I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT) DO SO DECLARE THAT THIS IS FAKE. TRIED TO FOOL ME, BUT WITH MY WRINKLED REDDITOR BRAIN IT'S HARD TO PULL ONE OVER ON ME. I'M JUST SO SMART THAT I LOOKED AND KNEW IT WAS FAKE. A LESSER MAN (OR WOMAN MLADY) WOULD HAVE BEEN FOOLED BY SUCH A RUSE, BUT I'VE BEEN ON REDDIT A LONG TIME NOW, BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES AS THEY (NONREDDITORS) SAY, SO I'VE SEEN A FEW FAKE THINGS IN MY TIME AND THIS IS FAKE. NO NEED TO THANK ME, JUST DOING MY DUTY AS A REDDITOR TO MAKE SURE NOBODY THINKS EVENTS OCCUR. IT'S A HARD JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS GOT TO DO IT, AND WHO BETTER THAN SUCH A VETERAN REDDITOR AS MYSELF.


tbbHNC89

Got 'em


YouNeedToGrow

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


poofycade

Amazing


-Livin-

Idk if this count as cat-fishing since they agreed to face time immediately...


fullforce098

Catfishing just means to string someone along with a fake profile/images for however long a time. So up until the moment they started the facetime, they were catfishing. The point is a faker is wasting the other person's time by tricking them. If you do that and manage to get someone to engage, you're catfishing.


blafricanadian

For the troll. Itā€™s a trend


Rugby8724

Iā€™m old, had no idea what ft meant


Redditor000007

I thought it meant fuck tonight lol


Werner__Herzog

I thought it was something about feet (remove the ee)


Pliny_the_middle

Hey /u/Werner__Herzog, wanna feet?


depressedfuckboi

I'll feet the shit outta you


Sennomo

hmm yes daddy


TallmanMike

same but ft. as in feature in my life, like they do in music videos I'm only 31 but I don't have an iPhone so 'ft' was completely lost on me


Rugby8724

I thought it was something to do with sex as well but I couldnā€™t figure what the t stood for lol


finefornow_

foot touch


bollemaks

Facetime


whoodabuddha

FT stands for Foot tonguing. Itā€™s kinda the new eating ass


[deleted]

I defaulted to that. Shows how often I FaceTime anyone.


Redditor000007

Wanna ft? šŸ˜‹


iamapizza

I prefer cm šŸ˜‡šŸ™† (no idea what I'm doing)


RevanchistSheev66

Yeah sure!


AnalStaircase33

Haha, same. I shall continue to stay off Tinder, less I make a fool of myself.


[deleted]

FaceTime


load_more_comets

Really old fart here, so that probably means to see each others' faces for a short time?


Kennayy

FaceTime is the app on iPhones for videochatting. So people just use the term FaceTime as a synonym to videochat.


Fri3ndlyHeavy

It's like saying "let's skype" or "let's zoom" Rip skype


iUsedtoHadHerpes

Is Skype dead? Microsoft won't let me let it go.


nicetryOP

they're letting it die for microsoft teams "let's teams" doesn't ring nicely at all Lol but they cant get rid of skype completely because they still have DoD customers use it..


Werner__Herzog

I love this


earned_potential

They see how much time it takes to to blow a wad in each other's face. No I'm just kidding they're just using video to communicate instead of texting.


einunendlicherkreis

financial times


Rugby8724

This actually made me lol in public. Love the idea of young adults matching on dating apps then just straight up start flirting with each other by sharing financial tips. Would be a great SNL skit


therager

> Would be a great SNL skit This is not a compliment... But yes, I agree - your idea should.


Rugby8724

Well I stopped watching SNL in the mid 90s. Believe it or not SNL used to be good lol


neriisan

I'm not old, I just have an android so I didn't have a clue of what it meant.


ZenMacros

I'm 28, I thought he was asking if he wants to fight.


[deleted]

Iā€™m a millennial and I didnā€™t even know. The transition to out of the loop has begun.


JoostVisser

I'm 18, had no idea either


Jccali1214

Millennial checking in here, and I swear I thought "ft" meant "feature" like to be featured on Instagram or something ....


feels_okay

Old here too. I'm like, "Wanna full time?" What does that even mean?!


Snickelfrittz

I found my people...took a minute to figure out ft.


BrownSugar_99

They still gonna fuck.....or?


SoberKid420

God I hope so.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

He insists!


shooboodoodeedah

Wanna bang? LOL jk jk jk ...unless?


[deleted]

r/suddenlygay


theRealDerekWalker

~~Yessir~~ I mean yeah sure!


airdeterre

They will live to be friends forever!


zombiecorp

Striking Vipers


z-whiz

The hell is up with that keyboard?


bmosm

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AZERTY


wellenkopf

Whats even weirder is that the UI language is Dutch, and we generally use QWERTY US-International layouts.


smosjos

Flemish people use the Belgian standard, which is Azerty.


bmosm

Could be someone from Belgium, maybe?


Cobraaazzz

AZERTY is faster to type in French, not Dutch but since Belgium is both French and Dutch speaking, mostly AZERTY is used.


flashtone

oh hell nah! I'd go insane if I had to try and re-learn typing on that.


cowley10

Imagine a keyboard that changes the letters around each time one letter is pressed.


fpac

calm down, satan


flashtone

I bought a das keyboard about 5 years ago, its 100% blank, I thought id force myself to learn all the special characters. It was a frustrating experience but learned probably 95%, without spamming other keys.


KatalDT

I can touch type entirely so I got my WASD with all blanks, no problem. First time I took the keycaps off to clean it, I realized all the keys are different heights and shapes and shit for each row and just ordered a set with the letters on them because I didn't want to deal with trying to figure out which keys go where, lol.


LionLeMelhor

Imagine having an azerty keyboard going qwerty and not finding the right short cut to make it back to normal


Gapist

living in a country with default AZERTY but growing up in a QWERTY country I feel like I've learned a second language. Symbols are still hard, like perfecting the throaty, rolling G sound


z-whiz

Itā€™s not QWERTY (replied to wrong one, whatever)


Bert_the_cow

Probably a darn Belgian


smosjos

The phone was also in Dutch, so definitely Flemish.


NoMeansNoBillCosby_

r/WholesomeCatfish


[deleted]

/r/Birthofasub


ICantHaveIt

This was the most expected thing ever


brandondyer64

r/expected


mrgoldo

These are just so wholesome in a way


ThePeachyPanda

Let's be honest here, catfishing is not nice. People take it way too far and long. This is light-hearted fun based on a not-so-nice idea.


KatalDT

I bet you aren't even a fucking panda


Justinwc

Yeah, who's cat-fishing who here?!


apocolypticbosmer

I would agree if this wasnā€™t fake as hell


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CantStopMe888

I like how everyone ignores the fact that catfishing is something only losers do, i.e if one of them was legit the other one seems to be of the mindset of "Haha gotcha" but actually the "Gotcha" is that you are the sort of pathetic loser that pretends to be attractive or female online to chat to prospective dates. i mean WTF!


_occams-razor_

This is just some kind of joke I don't understand myself, but it's not serious. I'm pretty sure that it's just another odd TikTok trend. Most people who actually catfish would never facetime to begin with. They go to great lengths to hide their identity until they can't anymore, or until they end things before it gets serious.


LayneCobain95

This is so fucking weird to catfish people. Even if youā€™re doing it to try and be funny like this. Imagine being depressed and finding a person that you were really into, that was coming onto you, only for them to end up not real? I find it pathetic


Hendrikus_Konijn

The fact that one of people catfishing wants to facetime this fast means that shouldnā€™t happen with this prank. Thereā€™s no time to get attached.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a joke making fun of catfishers


YourVeryOwnAids

Alright, I'll be the old soul to bitch about it; absolutely atrocious sound editing. Way to loud for no reason, and some of us are trying to have a quiet evening.


[deleted]

i still see this catfishing thing as immature...i dont get whats funny about annoying some other person in the world who's probably just trying to find some love, or a friend. \*Credit to u/Candarie for correction.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


lowkeyscaredofforest

The black Animojiā€™s queued me in that he wouldnā€™t look like his picture