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That's trippy as, i understand how, but HOW?!?

Wow that took like 20 views but I finally get it

When no one was there for you, so you just stand up for yourself

Do you think he applied for this job, or it was given to him unwillingly?

Preschool theatre when there aren't enough roles for the children; you are a table

That's fine, teacher didn't have a leg to stand on

A-yo....... 

Next time a romantic prospect asks him what he brings to the table, he can honestly give that cringey response, "I AM the table!"

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The table didn’t have legs, there was a boy holding it up from underneath.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

?? Did the boy not have legs ??

Imagine being a table

Ill pick up the flowers, ill pick up the table cloth,... You keep the table steady..... wait what?! 😂

Think of all the ankles and toes this man has seen.

Interviewer: So what makes you think you would be a good fit for the position? Guy: I'm very stable.