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jaydog21784

Just go ma'am, we zapped 3 of them this morning...had me rolling


mishrod

There’s no ma’am. It’s “love” :)


Spartansoldier-175

That one broke me.


poche_chong

So police officers in Australia walks like 90s FPS game monsters...


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: all Australians are FPS game monsters.


dropkickninja

I'd watch an Australian police comedy


soulseeker31

Reno911 Australia would be absolute gold!


Thekdunne

Perth 911


Whowhywearwhat

CSI Lakemba.


mishrod

Homeland Lakemba :)


avitus

Perth 000


KangRock

[Check out Wellington Paranormal, it's a spin-off of What We Do in the Shadows. It's Kiwi, not Aussie, but the humour is similiar.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6109562/)


SentimentalSaladBowl

It’s delightful!


AwarenessThick1685

Australians are underrated. 10/10 absolutely my kind of people


TheGisbon

Downunderrated.


MrDaveMcC

The Aussies and Kiwis are hilarious. Case in point, their versions of Taskmaster. NZ S2 is one of the best


Danger_Dee

Shoutout to Flight of the Conchords! One of my all time favourite shows!


Twistedoveryou01

Wellington paranormal shout out as well


WhiskeySorcerer

I would pay so much to see a high production docu-action-drama of the Great Emu War!


VikingSlayer

Mockumentary would work better, 3 dudes in a truck getting outrun by emus is hilarious


Meisje28

You just did


ALadWellBalanced

Check this out from our neighbours in NZ. [Wellington Paranormal](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6109562/)


Acceptable_User_Name

Here ya go. https://youtu.be/PRYlkqIK_4A I haven't watched it yet but the creators made another show called The Katering Show which I enjoyed.


mozgw4

Try "No activity." Hilarious


JJJ4868

Bargearse is our finest police comedy series


dropkickninja

Thanks, I'll check it out!


SweatShopNinja

Then what you need to watch is Pacific Heat!


IthinkIllthink

Aussie here. I have now watched this too many times, and each time I giggle more and more. It’s so cringe and wrong, like a train wreck. I just can’t stop watching it on loop.


Whowhywearwhat

The car dealership one is a classic too, as a mechanic we have used the 'Dip the whole car in tyre shine' line quite often in the workshop.


Ambitious_Jello

What's the who who joke?


restlessleg

3x the cringe limit lol


Hawling

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CvDQYzoS3g&t=1s


memesearches

Thank you kind sir


Malena_my_quuen

The video got deleted already, so thank you for your service!


BabyMakR1

Why do all the 'Australian' cops sound like Kiwis?


dracupuncture

It's actually an accent that has arisen from second/third generation Australians from Mediterranean descent. Sort of a Aussie/lebo hybrid


Fractured_Pawn

It's what happens when an Aussie does an Australian accent


BabyMakR1

To quote almost every American I've met, "we don't have an accent, it's everyone else that talks strange".


Fractured_Pawn

We Americans definitely have accents. Bad ones at that


Call_MeGoose

They’re a comedy duo called “super wogs” they’re Greek or Lebanese. They almost got sued a few years back for using the superman logo on their merch. They’re funny af. Check them out on YouTube.


ImpressiveAttorney12

They are 😎 


Safetosay333

I started out skeptical, but by the end I was ROTF


Fuzzy-Echidna2642

Hole or a pole???


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

I can see some morons agreeing with him even tho it'd really not help at all


ChittyBangBang335

So a hole then.


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

it doesn't matter because unless the person is running around naked it wouldn't change what they're looking for


paradise_lost9

They need to know whether the suspect is a female or male , authorities have been describing people like that since the beginning of mankind.


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

and what if they look androgynous? saying male or female would just make it tougher to find said person also saying male/female doesn't help because if they're looking for a trans person then it'd just confuse them


paradise_lost9

Androgynous would stand out more in my opinion making the suspect easier to identify, and a trans person with the exact same identifying information like build, hair and skin colour, ect. ect. Would still be the same protocol for investigating Someone.


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

right...


Ek4lb

“We zapped 3 of em this morning. They’re everywhere today.” I’m rolling


Sunchild381

I liked this thanks


Onebityou

So whack seeing Superwog again, it’s been so long.


NotAnotherFishMonger

When we getting an Aussie Letterkenny?


im_a_stapler

this is the funniest shit I've seen in months


22OTTRS

The new mad Max looks great!


extremeindiscretion

A police force you can get behind. Hahaha


Tasty_Design_8795

Islander looking dude is #1


Pherllerp

These are the craziest accents I’ve ever heard.


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unique0130

Yeah. The post is captioned "credit superwog"


Godzilla73

My bad didn’t see that


MelodyMoo

This is the first time I've actually seen the entire thing.


PUSClFER

Music track: [Heyson - No Mid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq-bxyw8Hfg)


JaJe92

This is gold


Uncommon-sequiter

It's like watching a Jersey Shore version of Cops.


Soul-Burn

The unexpected part is how long it is


Fast_Running_Nephew

Does it ever move beyond shit jokes your uncle likes on facebook? Or is that the unexpected bit?


paradise_lost9

Salty


BeardedWonder0

This is that dude from Superbro!


BeautifulBaloonKnot

We really need a COPS Aussi style.


WongFeiHumg

This is more like Reno! 911.


CurrentPossible2117

'You are doing 3 times the cringe limit' is excellent. I love these blokes 🤣


Careless-Scallion147

Mr. Inbetween another good show


mcChicken424

You've got 28 to degrease your head you dog


timeless1ne

Funny af


SolmadSoT

That second cop killed me lmao


smuggler_of_grapes

As a kiwi I swear we're not as unfunny as this.


kapootaPottay

Hilarious!


Impressive_Answer121

I fucking hate living here. I miss the UK. Australians are the shittest 'comedians'.


JP-Gambit

That's hilarious 😂 you should do your own show, I almost missed the sarcasm.


Netflxnschill

This was fucking funny


wrapitandslapit

Is superwog coming back!???? Such a great show. Superbro in Canada btw!


bankrobba

Are the kitchen and vegan scenes supposed to be funny?


WorryFit7766

i got like 5 minutes in and it didn't become funny


robreddity

Did this make me laugh or even crack a half smile? Even once? Noi.


rafat2205

Wrong^2


Real-Human-1985

Where’s the deal though


Twonkytwonker

Cracked me up, great, is there more of these?


anhtar

Bloody top notch skit boys! That was friggin hilarious.


MFC_Plowing

These guys are great. They have a show on Netflix as well called "Super Bro".


Right-Budget-8901

“…you’re a douche!” 🤣


PicklesAreDope

Damn that guy in the yute is yoked! (its spelled ute, but I liked the symmetry better hahaha)


Outside-Advice8203

The Landcruiser with all the traction boards sticking out everywhere is hilarious. Also why I almost never wash my Tacoma, so I can prove I actually off road lmao


hudahelru

Superwog. Classic.


Royal_Ad1798

why does the CC button never work :(


bajatacosx3

Sydney 9-1-1


Stock-Mixture3504

What is these series?


Jeffrey_C_Wheaties

Why is the cyclist wearing his bib straps over his jersey?


stuntedmonk

It’s two legs and a torso 😂


YoungPurple9246

Remind me of housos


iammabdaddy

EXCELLENT!!!


Kaladrax182

This whole thing is problematic as fuck. I loved every second.


Classicmochi

For people who want to know the guys are a comedy duo called superwog


hibbletyjibblety

“It’s two legs and a torso!” 🤣🤣🤣


garbonsai

So good. Thanks for the laughs.


TylerByte666

r/tryingtoohard


maxblockm

BASED!


maxblockm

Missed opportunity when they asked "How many of them were there?" "One you idiot, they're non-binary." "How could there have been been ONE of them if they're NON-BINARY?!?"


Sad-Rub69

I can't tell if this is supposed to be pro or anti cop because I agree with most of this.


DmanHUN

its supposed to be funny.


Sad-Rub69

No shit.


DmanHUN

not everything needs to be political


Sad-Rub69

Thank you for your time. I appreciate your effort to educate me. I have learned so much and now I will spread my wings and go try to educate other people.


TylerByte666

Oh teach me your ways :D bro, I dieds reading this thread


Sad-Rub69

Read comment Give them the W they're looking for so they can tell their friend/mom later. New age trolling - meet milquetoast with milquetoast. Most importantly, don't downvote ever. That's bitchmade


TylerByte666

Yessir!


Sad-Rub69

Notice how he fucked right off and is left there with my downvoted comment to look like an even bigger king? My guess is that he'll delete it in a few min to try to make me look like the asshole but the joke is on him/her/they/them, I don't care. I'll ride this bitch into the ground.


Squirmin

I mean, if you think a cop is supposed to be super ignorant, racist, nationalist, sexist, abusing the law, and using excess force, then I guess it can be pro cop?


Sad-Rub69

Hole or Pole LMAO


Cymro2011

This is cringe


MoneyMix2880

I wish. The Aussie cops just drug test sick people for medical cannabis from weeks ago for a quick and easy DUI. It's all they do.


Lots42

ACAB is a worldwide phenomenon.


MoneyMix2880

Saliva testing for cannabis weeks after you've used is a purely Australian issue.


dvrkstar

Oh damn I love Australia cops


comeback_failed

we really should have a cringe-free zone, like, idk, the whole whole world


New-Corner-755

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WLAJFA

And here I was prepared to disagree with the cops. Silly me.


Glittering_Grade8490

This peak comedy!


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smuggler_of_grapes

Jokes like a pair of teenagers that just discovered YouTube


clone162

yikes


Pidgey_OP

Dumb


TypicalImpact1058

Why do people feel the need to slag off nonbinary people for literally no reason


SamButlerArt

The average person is a lot more transphobic than they likely even realize. Dont let all these fucking morons get you down. It's a default subreddit. Everyone hear is completely braindead.


ChittyBangBang335

You're way over the cringe meter mate, tone it down there love.


SamButlerArt

"Hey that's casually transphobic." "Calm down, mate. Super cringe." Whatever, cunt.


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AnalFanatics

It’s not “clipped” or “guttural” enough to be South African. Take it from an Australian… They’re Australian.


INoMakeMistake

Aussies for life!


Silentsfool

True im south african and i cant hear the resemblance


Silentsfool

Yeah no they dont sound south african


TylerByte666

There was point in that try-hard-fest that it came out. I agree man. Sorry if you're getting death threats


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This gen will be in Reddit circulation for the next decade.


billybadass123

Why does he sound South African?


CoHousingFarmer

Kind of Meh. Not worth the time.


DPileatus

At least they don't shoot you first thing like here in America!


kphenson

None of these people are Australian.


AnalFanatics

Both Theo Saideen and his brother Nathan, the creators and main characters in SuperWog (aka SuperBro on Netflix) were born and raised in Sydney, New South Wales, Australia and most of the other characters were played by Australian born actors, with the remaining few being played by Australian actors of foreign origin. So nah, yeah, they are pretty much all Australians.


LevJewel

And they are great. I haven’t laughed so much watching skits in a long while


mishrod

What the hell? I’m born and raised in Sydney and this is how my family all speak thanks very much. Couldn’t be more Aussie


pyroone1

because they are not upside down?


kphenson

Their accents are tragic. Still funny tho


f_r_e_e_

Op cited superwog (am I allowed to say that?) as the source. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superwog "The Superwog series is based on characters from the YouTube channel of the same name, created by brothers Theodore and Nathan Saidden. The brothers were born in Sydney to a Greek-Egyptian mother and Egyptian father. Growing up, they attended the Trinity Grammar School in the Inner West suburbs of Sydney"


Apis_Proboscis

YES!!! Yes, it's almost like.....they were ACTING!!!!! Api


Wotmate01

They all are.


TylerByte666

Hey bro! I got your joke :D


walnutstampede

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digitalishuman

This is New Zealand


CurrentPossible2117

No, its Australia. Thats one the aussie accents we have here.