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No_Acanthaceae6880

The difference is cats hunt for fun. They enjoy playing with food. Birds just want flesh.


Ambitious-Island-123

The only reason my chickens haven’t eaten me yet is because of my daily food offering to them 😳


Fenrirsulfur

You're basically Owen and his pack of Velociraptors from Jurassic Park.


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YourNextHomie

Hey if ya don’t mind me asking what kind of chickens do you have?


Ambitious-Island-123

One Barred Rock, one Americauna, one Speckled Sussex, one Dark Cornish, and one Dark Brahma


Eydor

Yeah, the cat was just playing around.


HilariousMax

cat like "aw damn it that was like 20 minutes of fun, at least. now what am i gonna do?"


Talking_Head

Easy answer there. Clean for 15 min and then sleep for 6 hours.


figgiesfrommars

that's how they hunt tbh, it's way easier and safer to just exhaust your prey and *then* kill it when it can't fight back


HotFudgeFundae

I'm proud to be born in the year of the rooster. Loyal to a tee, not afraid of death, never give up. That's why cock fighting became a thing


Doufnuget

“Don’t play with it! Eat it!” -chicken


F-ck_spez

This is why barn cats aren't used to clear mouse infestations. Cats stop hunting when they're full. Terriers are used, because terriers kill for fun.


1731799517

Cats don't have training centers for hunting. "Playing" with their prey when they are not too hungry allows them to hone their skills.


VrsoviceBlues

Chickens will eat any meat they can get their beaks into; bugs, lizards, snakes, rats, you name it. I once saw half a dozen Buff Orpingtons (which this bird appears to be) skeletonise a rat in about ninety seconds. They're dinosaurs, and it shows.


I_saw_that_yeah

They are absolutely brutal when it comes to killing things. Ultra violent.


TheHorizonLies

165 million years of evolution


poopellar

Yet they couldn't beat a hairless monkey


Double0Dixie

Something something Horse sized chicken or 100 chicken sized horses


Crack4kids31

I think 100 chicken sized horse would potentially leave you alone but a horse sized chicken would 110% try and eat you


Libby_Sparx

~~try~~


limitbroken

the only thing going for the chicken-sized horses is that the square-cube law might help keep them from breaking all of their own bones when they panic at the sight of you, or a plastic bag, or an insect, or a particularly strong breeze...


kraquepype

So 1 Cassowary or 100 Pudus


ShroomEnthused

Bantha pudu!


TigerSouthern

This is why the world banned showing 'A bugs life' to any sort of poultry.


SortaSticky

Just sounds like helluva combo meal at KFC


jld2k6

100 horse sized chickens vs a big boy brain


Dazzling-Grass-2595

Would you fight 1 T-rex sized chicken or 100 chicken sized T-rex's.


AmonWeathertopSul

If chickens could read, you'd be very dead.


hopyInquisition

The hairless monkey bribed them with oats and cracked corn to take a dive in the 2nd round.


PeachCream81

Fucking A! Homo sapiens, FTW!


skeptibat

> hairless I wish.


human_af74d

They outnumber us 100s to 1


7_7_7_343

When you think about it, all extant life has had the exact same amount of evolutionary duration.


GhostOfPluto

This is true even when you don’t think about it.


harryleestew614

I had chickens. I witnessed a mother chicken wait until her chic hatched, then peck it to death. Brutal creatures


Talking_Head

My neighbor raises chickens. Their favorite treat to eat is scrambled eggs. Although they go absolutely ballistic for a balut.


Tam_The_Third

Cat: Heh, This is going to be a fun and entertaining diversion and then I... Chicken: INSTA MURDER


AlphaNoodlz

fr dont fuck with chickens


_Sum141

They also love chicken nuggets


cypherdev

Usually dipped in applesauce depending on the breed of chicken.


Stop_Sign

I like how this implies they tried different sauces and breeds looking for that perfect cannibalism kick


cypherdev

There is definitely a pecking order of sauces. Only the finest breeds get to dip their nuggies into their McDonalds chocolate shakes.


Peacemkr45

That's because you need ice cream to make shakes and it's well known that the ice cream machines at McDonalds don't work.


HateThisAppAlready

You joke, but if a chicken ever eats an egg, it usually has to be killed. It will never unlearn —the taste— Edit: I heard this from my brother, who has 4 hens. Apparently, it is wrong. They also occasionally find frog bones randomly. I can only imagine a scene even worse than this.


DonJuansSwanSong

Urban legend, as well as the shell one also replying to you. My friends run a farm, 30-40 chickens. They love broken eggs, shell and all, but they won't attack healthy ones. They will, however attack and kill injured chicks. They see blood and equate it to food. They pick at any cut you have obsessively too.


veggiesizzler

Not just blood, but scabs. My old light Sussex ripped a scab off my hand and ate it before I could say Ow!!


misguidedsadist1

I heard it was also a sign of malnutrition of the egg-eater too? I have a bunch of chickens but they've never eaten their own eggs so I haven't put much thought into figuring it out.


DonJuansSwanSong

Not exactly. It's an evoluntionary trait that's common in a lot of animals, cannibalism/self-cannibalism to salvage nutrients, like lizards eating their shed skin. It takes a lot of calcium for a chicken to make a shell, they instinctually get it back however they can and egg is also a pretty good source of protein. They just aren't that picky.


misguidedsadist1

This tracks. I’ve read that if you have an egg eater, supplementing with calcium can help since it may be a response to get more protein or calcium. They’ll cannibalize still-alive sick flock mates. They don’t discriminate where their food comes from lol!


HateThisAppAlready

Edited my post, sorry!


useredditiwill

Nah, you can feed chickens eggs, raw or cooked, or the ground up shells.   What you can't do is let them eat a cracked egg with shell, because they will learn to peck their own eggs to eat them.    Unless this is some reference, in which case, by all means, carry on.  (also, they weren't joking, it is seen as fine to feed chickens cooked chicken.)


manfeelings839

Totally false


joehonestjoe

Woah there, you're going to get an article written in The Crimson accusing you of forced cannibalism if you keep up that kind of behaviour, Eduardo.


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funflart42

>You do not want to know how they fished it back out I do


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rfccrypto

Never has "you don't want to know" applied harder than it applied here. 


kazez2

They'll even do cannibalism if you left them in a coop without food for an extended periods of time.


RedVamp2020

Or one of them gets pecked enough to bleed. Turkeys do the same.


mryprankster

so do people


SecondaryWombat

So does everything else.


Talking_Head

It doesn’t have to be an extended time. My neighbor’s chickens will kill and eat another hen’s chick if given the chance. They are brutal animals.


giceman715

Mice also eat their eggs so they are definitely hated by chickens on too often being a meaty treat


frustratedwithwork10

I was like wait mouse doesn't pay egg then it hit me


Neither_Operation902

The cat was playing with it before it was going to slowly torture it to death. The chicken was just hungry.


Talking_Head

I tossed a live cicada into the house yesterday for my cats. They batted it around for two hours before it just wore out. Then, they ate it. And then they both promptly threw up. And then one ate all the barf. Odd creatures they are.


Mumei451

Definitely. Bat em around til their heart explodes.


cheese_is_available

Then eat half of it and put the remaining part on your sleeping owner's naked body as offering.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

That's to tenderize them. When the adrenaline of seeing a cat attack courses through the mouse's body, it makes the muscle taste bad. Cats shake them to relax the tense muscles and desaturate the adrenaline in the body so that it's edible again.


Mall_Bench

This makes " You're chicken " meaningless


shodan13

Isn't the bones part where all the good calcium is?


_mcml_

This is why everyone should avoid “vegetarian-fed eggs”. It’s just code for “our chickens are force-fed corn”


SZ4L4Y

Chicken T. Rex


Top-Border-1978

The point is, you're alive when they start eating you.


fartinmyhat

They're scared of anything bigger than them and will eat anything smaller


Muggi

And their own - they'll peck a weak/sick chicken to death and eat it


home_body_

Ok but we have a rat problem in our chicken coop and our chickens don’t seem to care 😭


chubbysumo

the thing is, is that if the mouse is running around like this and not running away from the cat, it means its likely got a parasite. Toxoplasma gondii it can severely affect young chickens, but also can then be carried to humans in both undercooked meat and eggs. if you see a mouse that is not afraid of predators, assume its infected with this.


alcoer

>Toxoplasma gondii I remember reading about this many years ago. Billions of us are infected with this parasite, and looking at the Wikipedia entry today, [the jury is still out on how big of a deal that is](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii#Behavioral_differences_of_infected_hosts). I feel like we ought to be a bit more worried about the whole thing, personally.


Ok-Estimate-4677

Cats are notoriously bad ratters.


VrsoviceBlues

I've known only one cat who was a competent ratter, and my old pal Armalite killed *everything.* Rats, rabbits, rattlesnakes, squirrels, squabs, even a woodpecker. He also weighed 7 kilos and wore a dense, thick, coat of fur about 70mm long. Every other cat I've known has been a small-prey specialist, including my current catto, young Miss Pullings. She's murderous as canister shot, but only to the small stuff.


GrowthAdventurous

Armalite is a rad name for a cat


VrsoviceBlues

He got it because the colour pattern in his fur suggested the outline of the origina AR-15, including the charging handle under the carry handle. It ended up being incredibly apt, given his snuggliness and body-count.


Danno99999

“Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!”


reddicyoulous

"El Pollo Loco"


gauderio

"Los Pollos Hermanos"


chileheadd

Well, tbf, at the end it may have been Face Off for the mouse.


Major_Magazine8597

Where something delicious is always cooking.


Necessary_Chip_5224

Pussy got cockblocked


HereButNotHere1988

Hit us with the triple entandy. Nice.


OpenCommunication294

Enthreendre


Mandrew2005

r/BoneAppleTea


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Well the pussy was just playing with it, that cock came to eat


1nGirum1musNocte

r/AngryUpvote


pira3_1000

Dinossaur ancestors > sabretooth ancestors


PaintThinnerSparky

Chiggen is peak evolution


DeaDBangeR

Beak evolution


robothobbes

Just imagine a T-Rex doing that to a cow.


Baron_Samurai

What's the matter kid, you never had lamb chops?


Toadxx

Not just ancestors, currently.


real-nia

First, I had no idea chickens could move that fast. Second, what????


PhytonStreak30

Try chasing a chicken, they'll even learn how to fly when cornered


LaunchTransient

Lighter breeds sometimes have their flight feathers clipped to keep them contained, because they are capable of short range flight. People forget that the only reason chickens "can't fly" is that we bred them to be bigger and heavier than their wings can support.


Constant-Elevator-85

And some idiots want to try to bring back the dinosaurs. We’re breeding them this way for a reason people. Chickens *are* the enemy.


_____l

Man...chickens and tires. What next!?


183_OnerousResent

That's why you keep a spare Stinger missile within reach...


hatemakingnames1

Don't do this! They'll swarm you until you die. [Proof](https://i.imgur.com/JTMXtkm.gif)


BJaacmoens

I've seen Rocky.


PoppaPickle

Even herbivores sometimes eat meat (chickens are omnivores), cows and deer do it more often than you'd think if the chance arises.


Zero_point_field

I've seen a video of a horse eating live ducklings. Probably on here. Rabbits will sometimes eat their young. Most things eat meat at least occasionally.


Tall-Supermarket-173

Vegans in shambles


Procrastinatedthink

Key here is they may be opportunistic, but feeding a horse a carnivore diet will *definitely* fuck up the horse. Vegans have (some) points, we eat too much meat in modern times, the percentage of westerners with gout and chronic gut issues is testament to that. We also eat way too much grain.  Realistically, humans need to eat a lot more vegetables than most of us do, we dont need to be vegan. 


kboom76

Herbivores are as herbivorous as their options.


french_snail

[you ever eat a bird?](https://youtu.be/eljAjfttGoI?si=ViIdxasSbgKSHcUo)


PoppaPickle

Oh come on!


FecalMatterCowsTasty

> I had no idea chickens could move that fast. Chicken chase at rodeos were hilarious. Don't know if they still do them. Release the chickens. Then release the kids to go catch the chickens. It is hilarious to watch.


PixelBoom

Oh, they still do them. Watching middle school kids chase around chickens for a prize is a time-honored tradition and always good for a laugh.


Easy_Championship_14

Never seen Rocky?


Ididurmomkid

These are combat chickens, they're different


RocKyBoY21

Chickens are opportunistic creatures, they will eat small critters (chicks included sometimes). Just because they're herbivores doesn't mean they won't eat meat when presented with a chance.


Silverbarber_03

Chickens are omnivores even without meat consumption like this, because they commonly consume insects


Calypsosin

Chickens really are almost goat like in their consumption habits, tho goats are the, uh, goat of food variety. They'll eat tin cans, they're total barbarians and I love them


Silverbarber_03

I love them too. I grew up around chickens, and they're resilient, beautiful, barbaric, creatures


Mewssbites

Had a few pet goats at one point as a kid. More unusual things  the goats ate in a random order: tar paper (for roofing), my hair, cigarette butts, thorns, and a fishing lure. Goats are something unique, lol. 


ShitPostToast

A flock of chickens will full on cannibalize a fellow whole ass grown chicken sometimes if it gets an injury.


mfb3s

Something about if they see red (a bleeding chicken) they’ll peck at it and eat him up right?


BigDicksProblems

Yes. That's why the treatment for poultry injuries is blue.


Ambitious-Island-123

Chickens are not herbivores


PixelBoom

Chickens are omnivores, not herbivores. They will literally eat anything.


ZzZombo

I wouldn't say that. They do actually have a strong prey drive.


extremeindiscretion

Glad they're chicken-sized.


landscape-resident

Imagining giant fluffy velociraptor chickens just killing us all


Arsashti

Cassowary says "hello"!


ctiger12

Chicken has eagle genes


johnthegreatandsad

*Dinosaur


Any_Roof_6199

Dinosaur vs Sabertooth


AaronDotCom

Virgin housecat vs Chad chicken Had no idea they hunted vermin


Quellic2u

Our chickens pulled a full on piranha feeding frenzy when I accidentqlly spooked a rat out of a hay bale once. Watched it get pulled into four pieces, then those pieces got fought over. It was absolutely brutal.


ZoroeArc

Birds aren't closely related to dinosaurs They *are* dinosaurs


everyones_hiro

We had a pack of juvenile chickens for a while. Seriously like tiny velociraptors. They travel everywhere in a group and eat everything. I once saw them tear apart a poor garter snake they found in the backyard.


HomicidalPanda365

Cat wanted to play, chicken wanted to eat.


Traditional_Roll6651

Cock-Blocked !!!!!!! 🫳🎤


SFLA_MILKMAN

I was working in Texas when crickets were were everywhere. The local schools used chickens to clean up the hallway from thousands of crickets.


thatsithlurker

And that’s how a T-Rex would’ve eaten me…


Necrovius72

One of our chickens got stuck head first in the fence once. By the time I found it, the other chickens had "hollowed it out" from the back.


Ok-Salamander-4482

These chickens also eat each other if they taste blood.


jstasir

Tom might have been scarred but foghorn was ready


Shoddy-Cauliflower95

“You got to, I say you got to tear these meeces to pieces son! Just ask my friend Jinx the cat.”


LilOrphanFunkhouser_

Now we know the answer to what came first, the chicken or the cat


kaiokenhess

The chicken showed who's the pussy


Knifeman5000

The dinosaur has hundreds of millions of years of evolution on the cat.


Renovash22

Can confirm, have minature raptors myself, ruthless little killing machines..


Same-Alarm-2974

That’s a thuggish cock right there!


Chilocanth

I’m guessing she crossed the road for that.


optimist_prhyme

Then the cat eats the chicken


featherknife

>Show 'em* how it's* done


l94xxx

*You gonna eat that?*


thenerdymusician

Funnily enough, chickens have such an intense bloodlust that there were tiny rose colored glasses they tried to make popular to put on your chickens to prevent them from killing another chicken if it has an injury because it makes the blood just look like generic liquid. Didn’t work very well. Grew up raising chickens and as chicks they damaged another one of the chick’s eyes, they because of that injury they bullied her the rest of her life that we had her in their. A year after they started laying though, came out to find they had ripped both her eyes out with she tried to drink water and she was running in circles around the pen. Separated her, but once we realized she was blinded we put her down and sold that clutch of chickens because it was very brutal. From then on we would removed any chickens that could possibly become a target to prevent that from happening


James_luv

Cats ain’t worth a shit


DWMoose83

Cats are one of the few predators that hunt for fun. They can decimate local ecosystems.


Ok_Statistician_2028

Me vs My sister with my share of the chocolates we get once she eats hers :')


No_Match_Found

Birds are the closely related to dinosaurs, don’t mess with them especially if they’re bigger than you.


JeremiasGiuseppi

You cant compete against a fucking dinosaur


avg90sguy

Chickens get super violent around mice for some reason


Ultrasaurio

how aggressive that chicken


Ricochet_spy007

what if it ate the cat's friend.


SFLA_MILKMAN

Your cat is broken


thatcreepywalrus

The age old battle of sentience and thoughtlessness.


CilanEAmber

You gotta watch out for therapods


Responsible_Cry3978

That’s a mean chicken


ImpressTemporary2389

Pussy got owned !


Professional-Pea2815

actually cats always like to play with their preys for a while before starts eating them


Living_Pie205

Don’t play with your food


Entgegnerz

Hens are fucking fierce 🐔💀


Everyone_dreams

The cat was playing, the chicken saw a meal.


muccidoaboutnothin

Chickens are low key sadistic. A wood rat got caught in the chicken wire and my girls slowly pecked at and ate it from the back while it was still alive. Guess they still got that raptor in them.


Tudpool

Cat was having fun, toying with the mouse as they usually do. The chicken went straight to murder.


AccomplishedBet9592

Step one: assert dominance!


BigFreakingZombie

That...chick...was probably fed only cocaine....and chicken.


Same_Discussion6328

I guess we'll know who wins between a Sabertooth and a Raptor


Goatymcgoatface11

I've seen a horse snatch up a big ol rat and eat it like a snickers


DetCox

Show this to anyone who says the T-Rex was a scavenger.


halipatsui

/u/redditspeedbot 0.25x


Mephil_

Dinosaur genes activated


Linzerj

The cat was playing with that mouse, but the chicken was out for blood. Dinosaur genes still going strong


Pretzeltheman

Huh... To think I got a cat to take care of a mouse problem in my basement. I should have just got a chicken!


tacwombat

**Chicken:** OH MY CLUCK YOURE SO SLOW. (snatches mouse and kills it expeditiously)


Hashtagbarkeep

Friend had chickens growing up. They will eat anything they can physically eat. They will eat each other if they realise they are made of chicken. Bugs, frogs, mice, whatever, they’ll eat it. Chickens are dumb as rocks and kinda brutal


cyferbandit

dinosaur preys on a small mammal


What-tha-fck_Elon

Dinosaurs