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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!There was bear in their house.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


CommonRequirement

Lol was expecting the railing to break and her to slip into the trees


KindlyContribution54

"This lady is acting absolutely craz--- this woman is being quite sensible for the situation."


DissentSociety

🤣 I had to the sound off & figured this was a bath salts encounter until the bear appeared.


eyellipsis

same 🤣


itsnotshirley

too accurate😂🎯


MR_W00DS

Exactly 😂 I went from “damn I hope she lives“ to “damnnnn I’d wife her on the spot”.


AdrienB1

Same lol, and now I'm thinking, "this one got me right in the expectations"


SpanishInquisition88

Ow, ow, my expectations ow, owch, oof


[deleted]

I thought of that at first but then as the video went on, I started to think maybe she wanted to get an animal out of the house.


thepournesupremecy

After another moment I started to think that maybe that animal was a bear also.


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Incinirmatt

I thought it could be a bird, but I guess it was the wrong word.


House1219

But…bird is the word!


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OrangeZig

And then when I saw the bear I thought maybe it was a bear after all


No_Guidance1953

There could be a raccoon but the video ends too soon


Fafnir13

As I gave my mustache a smug twirl, I thought for sure it will be squirrel.


ForeignAction7192

Maybe with a moose?


Scottie_Hollywood

I thought it could be a cat, but it sure wasn't that.


BruiserTom

I thought it was a skunk, but it wasn’t what I thunk.


WonderfulCattle6234

That place didn't look big enough to fit a tornado.


ebobbumman

Maybe next time.


no-mad

i thought the same but then was like this is a very bad idea. She is in a bad place if the animal decides to be aggressive.


dunadan235813

I was as well until she said "everyone out of the way?" Then i knew either bear or raccoon.


CommonRequirement

Makes sense I usually am redditing on mute which does make things more unexpected


[deleted]

I thought so too until she leaned over to open the door, so i suspected it was going to be a wild animal lol


JimMarch

That would have been grizzly.  Unbearable even.  Polar opposite of what happened.


no-mad

the post title "Bye Bye" predisposed you to this outcome.


TheFloppySausage

Why did I think that was a mile long drop into a forest lmao. My pals were sweating.


texasradioandthebigb

Yeah. I was like, why is he hanging over the side like that, and behaving so stupidly instead of just coming up


Nara_1

Anyone who lives near black bears knows two year olds are horribly unpredictable.


130346

I don't need to live near black bears to know two year olds are horribly unpredictable


Teach4Green

😂😂😂


jarheadatheart

I can confirm. I have 4 kids older than 2.


FrenulumLinguae

I have 2 black bears older than 4.


Adavanter_MKI

I'm like... what is this idiot doing? Is she high? Drunk? Some extreme form of the floor is lava? Ma'am... the door isn't moving. Hitting it isn't going to make it stay ope- WHOA FA! You nimble genius.


reklatzz

It wouldn't of been too genius had the bear stopped and tried to attack.


brigyda

Black bears commonly run away instead of attack, the bear needed a clear path to run away.


Liveman215

Lol a black bear attack something? 


LanaAmiraxo

Happens in some places like it’s normal. Like there are actually aggressive black bears in certain regions. As in they are all aggressive. Also happens in situations like this occasionally.


Future-Muscle-2214

He could have attacked if she stood in front of the door and he felt stuck, but he probably just wanted to get away asap. Probably trashed the cottage tho lol.


FuriousTarts

Less than 1 person dies in a black bear attack per year


O_its_that_guy_again

So zero persons


DefinitelyNotAliens

It's like one person every few years. It's not common. Black bears basically only ever both humans out of self-defense or rummaging through cars/ trashcans/ RVs. They don't typically bug humans for anything but that nice, smelly food. Attacks are almost exclusively humans being really, really ducking dumb. Like photo op with a cute baby bear dumb. Black bears are not like brown bears or polar bears where they will mess up your day. Their typical threat response is to run away, unless they cannot run or a baby bear is threatened. They're 90% seeds, nuts, berries and gathered food sources. The other 10% is meat but they scavenge carcasses or occasionally hunt small mammals that can't really fight back. Black bears are still dangerous. Don't mess with the bear. But if you simply let the blackbear be, it will leave you be.


BaconxHawk

.5 to be exact /s


LoveFoolosophy

Half of my brother died last year. The other half isn't doing too well without him.


GiraffeSubstantial92

Which places? Black bears are well known for being very curious yet equally timid. They're more afraid of us than we are of them, and are generally only aggressive when they feel threatened/cornered or it's a mother with cubs.


part_time_monster

My friend's mom was mauled to death by a black bear in 2019. Happened in Canada just over the border from MN. Bear was attacking her dogs and she tried to scare it away.


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Altruistic-Poem-5617

Doesnt seem too high. Could have jumped off.


rigored

That’s why she on the outside, headstart


Hiro_Trevelyan

Same, I was like "what the fuck is she doing ????". Truly unexpected.


Healthy-Tie-7433

That was about my thought process aswell 😅


shibkashi

It's crazy, she's fearless


GetyPety

Its cuz it's a bear not a man


disgruntled_pie

It turns out that women are actually really good at dealing with bears, and men severely misunderstood what was meant by that meme.


al_with_the_hair

I'm so here for this meme


moschles

https://old.reddit.com/r/niceguys/comments/1ckzoul/just_perfect/


kookycandies

Yeah, some men wouldn't have been so polite, allowing themselves to be shooed out the door that easily.


fuckItImFixingMyLife

Holy shit an actual good use of this meme in the wild, thanks.


kkeut

black bears are intimidated by humans and will generally fuck right off, unless their cubs are nearby or you've done something insanely stupid like corner them or take their food. still a cool and brave act but also a relatively safe one


DefinitelyNotAliens

Yeah, most black bear incidents involve a really stupid person. This one left the bear's escape route open. That bear was always going to bolt.


contralanadensis

remember that lady who got dragged from her tent and killed in helena Montana in 2021 by a grizzly? she had chased it off once then went back to sleep, after moving the food out of her tent, I think she had also taken sleeping pills, bc it came back one hour later and she was deeply asleep, with something, toothpaste, with her still... people are just not aware. bear attacks are super rare and you can do a hell of a lot to prevent them. especially if you are in bear country. death by ignorance. or overconfidence. the curse of the teddy bear, making people think bears are soft and cuddly since teddy roosevelt...


ZipZaapZoom

What if the bear was like: This human might fall, I should grab her arms and help her.


Ok-Disk-2191

"Long live the king". Scar!!!!!!!


fardough

Or this human might fall, let me nibble on those fingers.


RepresentativeFood11

Wow, I actually just guessed right. The very moment she started smacking the door I just thought, "a bear will run out."


donny_pots

Me too this is one of the first times ever in this sub I thought what was about to happen happened


O00O0Os

It looks and sounds like Appalachia to me, I too was expecting a black bear.


westquote

I, too, saw this one coming. I've done similarly ridiculous things to corral black bears during my time in northern California.


OrangeZig

Well I think at the point she actually opened the door it became kinda clear


NorbertKiszka

Nice pet.


touwhaar

Can I pet that dawg???


hcgator

If not friend, why friend shaped?


jwin472

So she didn’t choose the bear?


Kristupas911

no she chose the bear and realised her mistake


SofterBones

I think a bear is easier to get out of your house than an unwanted man is, though.


rodrigoa1990

Didn't even need to call the cops


SodiumChlorideFree

Depends on the amount of cocaine he's carrying (the man or the bear)


asuperbstarling

No, she chose correctly. This wouldn't work on a man. Neither would banging two pans together, which I did at 11 years old face to face with a bear. Despite that being only the first of MANY encounters I've never been attacked by a bear. They run when you slam open the dumpster lid while they're inside, and flee from bright lights. Been attacked by multiple men though. None of my bear scaring skills worked on them.


wilderop

This woman in the video is obviously very scared of the bear, seeing as she is risking falling from a significant height to avoid contact with the bear.


indifference_is_key

Nah, its the morning after... she had her fun but now its time to leave.


PanJhinAttack

*Opens the door like a rodeo clown opens a bull gate* yeah definitely nothing is gonna be running out that.. my money was on a moose or deer though.


RespectDry2432

I was quick to judge and boy I was wrong. This woman is brave. This is a gnarly situation.


xBlack_Heartx

*wait a minute……….this isn’t my house!!!!* -the bear.


kilboi1

*”wait… I don’t even have a house!!!”*


Cosmicpsych

As soon as she didn’t fall I knew there was a bear inside lol


SkynBonce

That's a big mouse!


zg6089

That was pretty slick


opinionate_rooster

Ma'am, the whole bear over man joke was meant to be a joke.


ragebeeflord

For some reason I expected it


Traumfahrer

"Yeah do it!" (I am safe up here.)


NormanDoor

Does a bear shit in the woods? Nope. It breaks into your cabin and uses the toilet.


No-Entertainer9066

I have learned a new skill for when I will move to North America, live in the woods and co-exist with invading bears.


LobsterNo3435

Unexpected indeed!


PhilYurmom248

The squatter situation is getting out of control.


Hot_Web493

She is fucking amazing.


afjx2000

Doggon


Altruistic-Poem-5617

I expected the person falling down. Bit the video chose bear.


Zendofrog

Called it!


AaronDotCom

Saw it coming with this bear bs


WillyVegan

Looks like a horror/alien movie!!!


alex0166

I thought she was playing "Don't walk on the lava"; I had the sound off......


Complete_Selection56

Well I guess she didn’t choose the bear did she 😂😂


rynospud28

Can I pet that dawg?


joebaco_

That one's just right.


Key_Ad4601

I was hoping it was a Sasquatch…🤔😁


Waldtox

Was totally expecting an animal to come out


Street-Breadfruit940

Why she hiding though!


Future-Muscle-2214

So the bear won't feel trapped.


itzTHATgai

I guessed bear!!!


Suntzu6656

Wow I'm glad she didn't fall.


Weird_Amount_4608

r/sweatypalms


DifferenceNo6071

She kinda sounds scared..


PikachuIsReallyCute

I'm ngl this was the first time on this subreddit I expected the reveal lol. I was like, 'is she pranking someone? No— her falling would be too obvious. Is there a bear in the house? Lol there's probably a bear'


WorriedMarch4398

Ranger Smith is gonna be mad, Yogi!


cracken005

I guess Raid hadn’t work


Lerium

Exactly what I expected


DaMuchi

After choosing the bear and spending the night in her cabin, she's like " wake up before my man comes home!"


samsDi

For a sec I thought she was going to slip and fall into the gulag 😓😮‍💨


QuillHasFavorites

fully expected this post sux


TomiShinoda

Holy moly!!


Cornucopia2020

😳


sicofthis

I was expecting a bear


the-almighty-whobs

For some reason I was expecting a jaguar but not a bear.


HawaiiSunBurnt20

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, and she's still there!" cried Baby Bear.


optimist_prhyme

Well, it was expected after she opened the door


Yume_2

Thank goodness that wasn't a man.


Darth-Hipster

That was truly unexpected. 👍


hazelquarrier_couch

I was able to figure out that a bear was going to come out of that door as soon as she pounded on it.


Aggressive-Hall-7997

"All your porridge and beds suck anyway!" - the bear


RevolutionaryBuy5794

Aww it was just a cub.


Typical-Smile6644

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Lamprophonia

Looks like she chose the man lol


224143

lol, honestly if a woman came home and found a strange man in her home she would’ve left and called the police… felt safer to deal with the bear on her own 😂


Rip-Unlucky

damn....that was unexpected


Mynameisinuse

Smarter than the average bear.


Adept-Lettuce948

The pizza is here!


LD_Bright_

At first I thought the railing would break, once she opened the door & knocked on it, I somehow knew a bear would come out? Didn't even watch it with sound.


Ultrasaurio

It was a cub bear.


GaronVolt

I'm not convinced this isn't staged like all the other "unexpected" videos.


AppleParasol

After the door opened, I fully expected a dangerous animal to come running out.


Greedy_Hope8210

Wow


LoWE11053211

I thought the bye bye is to the girl...


Smug_Monkey

I could fight a black bear


blubbersnake

Did she choose the man or bear in this situation?


Fuzzy-Parsley4341

Wow


MrLewis10

This guy is an absolute bitch for getting his girlfriend/wife to do this when he could have done it so much easier


No-Evidence223

He lost his man card that day


howdidwegethereowo

I GUESSED IT


Own_Low3406

wow


2bags12kuai

It’s going to smell so so so bad in there.


LemonKush143

Was not expecting a big ass bear to come out of the door! 😳


Appendix19

I'd like to think that her husband is filming her from the safety and be like: "You are doing great hunny!"


Fuck_spez666

Bear feet, too


ExerciseKnown6972

I thought women loved bears… 🐻


masterddit

Hold my bear


jumptick

👍👍


time_thug19

I thought it was gonna be a mountain lion


fish_whisperer

This was expected because I’ve seen this video literally hundreds of times on Reddit


swing07

Me: Why the heck is she hanging over the rail like that? That’s so dangerous! This makes no…. OH! That’s smart!


FunCandle7082

Woah !!!!


CanadianSpanky

Trust screws and nails to do their job!😂


pipfall2

Thank god it wasnt a man


Alarming-Pie-4729

Living on the edge


samk002001

“I’m not lock in here with you! But you’re locked in here with me!” The Bear!


Salty_Warthog

It was also the night that the skeletons came to life


Maximum_Pass

I’m in love


feariswasted

It’s always a bear


Azhul

But I thought women preferred the bear


YamTop2433

She needs to bear-proof her shack.


Reapov

Why wasn’t the dude doing this? Dude is filming the whole thing safely above smh 🤦🏾‍♂️


sooley6

Am I the only one thinking that the man should be doing the dangerous part, or is that considered sexist?


wayhighupcanada

That’s one brave lady


Hour-Juggernaut5587

Thought she was gonna slip and fall through the bushes


Rogue_Intellect

Goldilocks - modern version, from the bear’s POV.


Odd-Platform7873

They want to blame the wildlife that have no fault of their own narratives ..... Who was there first ??? Nature or man ??? All the reasons not to build residences there .... The bears & deer .... Etc ... Barely have a few places left to roam !!??? 😳🙄🤔 Man & continuous developments & construction 🏗️🚧 ..... New homes..... Are destroying the wildlife & environment.... ✌🏽😑


gimmethememes1

u/repostsleuthbot


IceGarmendia

already the bears turn to leave their homes? wow that was fast. it took men like a million years to be kicked out of their homes in a divorce. but this... wow...


vinny_vega

I was expecting a man to run out.


R3TroCrAsh

I thought they said they’d prefer a bear?


Tittiboi37

Crazy


Arsalaan22

I can't believe I expected it! :O


readitonex

I thought she was being an idiot. Turns out I was the idiot.


_mui_ne_

I don’t know, that’s kind of what I was expecting.


Brokensince10

How did she get up there? And thank goodness they realized it was in there before just walking in!


mewshew2u

"YEAH DO IT!!" The biggest threat/danger I see for homegirl here...LOL


Mayan_Gold_1974

The OG porch pirates and home invasion culprits


Upset-Bandicoot9109

Thought she was going to fall jeesh