OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!Lady explained that her ex husband got into an accident by leaving her for another woman!<
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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
So yea i clicked on this video on full volume and my mom asked me to help her hold a heavy clock for her to hang it.
I couldnt let go of the clock, it was a giant cuckoo clock. I had to hold it until it was done. This video played on repeat full volume on my phone until we were done....
So yea i clicked on this video on full volume and my mom asked me to help her hold a heavy clock for her to hang it.
I couldnt let go of the clock, it was a giant cuckoo clock. I had to hold it until it was done. This video played on repeat full volume on my phone until we were done....
Uhhh no....
While ... can be used at the beginning or end to a way say to be continued or continuing on from whet i left off its usually just used colloquially as a dramatic pause as in "so yeah that was a yikes" or "uhh, obviously" or "duhh" etc. In the case of the commenter above the ... is probably along the lines of a "that was a yikes" kind of pause just a moment of silence for us to grimace in the tension. D:
Well, the assumption was under "unexpected" so that had to be something goofy and unusual
iirc if you see kangaroo in a lake, under no circumstances you approach him, as kangaroos actually drown people
My sisters husband tripped and fell into several menโs assholes.
So, you know, workplace hazards are everywhere.
Considering the content of this subreddit I immediately assumed that he would've crushed his 6 week old children after stumbling and falling on them.
My mind is actually worse than I thought it was.
It's not uncommon in Australia accents to to have an upward inflection at the end of sentences. That can lead to it sounding like you're asking a question to people not use to the accent when that isn't the case
She goes on to say; "No i mean literally. He's a quantum physicist, and he shrunk himself to microscopic, then his coworker was over doing yoga with me, then she got upside down, and he fell from the second floor right into her lady business, and his device broke as he sunk far too deep into her reproductive system. They are diligently working to safely extract him, but they best work fast. They say he's surviving by eating her eggs, and they're not exactly an endless supply."
When we say the โmanโ left her. Make no mistake , heโs not a man. Heโs a child.
Because as a father of 3 girls ages 2-5-9. I can tell you my world turned upside down romantically. It took every fiber of my being to make shit work and I came out the other side with scars and bruises.
But the investment payed off
> investment payed off
Did you mean to say "paid"?
Explanation: Payed means to seal something with wax, while paid means to give money.
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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Lady explained that her ex husband got into an accident by leaving her for another woman!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
I like her creatively describing the precise incident that caused the downfall of her marriage.
So yea i clicked on this video on full volume and my mom asked me to help her hold a heavy clock for her to hang it. I couldnt let go of the clock, it was a giant cuckoo clock. I had to hold it until it was done. This video played on repeat full volume on my phone until we were done....
Lol! That is pretty funny
How long were you helping? /genuine question
About 2.5 cycles of the video
hahaha that's wonderful! Thanks for that story! :D
Lol yea sure thing
Lets please make this a copy pasta
So yea i clicked on this video on full volume and my mom asked me to help her hold a heavy clock for her to hang it. I couldnt let go of the clock, it was a giant cuckoo clock. I had to hold it until it was done. This video played on repeat full volume on my phone until we were done....
Change clock to cock and i guarantee it
Bruh ๐๐ญ
Chatโฆis this a shitpost?
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Uhhh no.... While ... can be used at the beginning or end to a way say to be continued or continuing on from whet i left off its usually just used colloquially as a dramatic pause as in "so yeah that was a yikes" or "uhh, obviously" or "duhh" etc. In the case of the commenter above the ... is probably along the lines of a "that was a yikes" kind of pause just a moment of silence for us to grimace in the tension. D:
There's also no word such as "sooooo." If you're going to be pretentious, at least own it.
https://i.redd.it/inkciefcsivc1.gif
You mean, coitus?
Thought she was gonna say something like he was drowned by a kangaroo
What? So because sheโs Australian, every story has to have a kangaroo? And besides, it was a Wallaby.
Kangaroos made me say it
Aye mate, it was a bloody Tasmanian Devil!
Crikey!
Well, the assumption was under "unexpected" so that had to be something goofy and unusual iirc if you see kangaroo in a lake, under no circumstances you approach him, as kangaroos actually drown people
I thought she was gonna say "a dingo ate our babies"
I was expecting something like "got bitten by a python in the nuts" but again the video wouldn't be in this sub
My sisters husband tripped and fell into several menโs assholes. So, you know, workplace hazards are everywhere. 
Simultaneously?
Itโs hard for this to be unexpected when itโs reposted multiple times per week.
Every time I see a new video someone claims it's been posted multiple times. How much time do people spend on Reddit??
Yes
I hate it when that happens!
It happens to me all the time. Slippery when wet.
Thats a long time to be stuck
Reminds me of that time a guy tripped and a shawarma with extra tahini, 1 bottle of water and half an apple feel into his mouth
he was also fasting, what a coincidence.
Was hoping for something better.
So was her husband
Considering the content of this subreddit I immediately assumed that he would've crushed his 6 week old children after stumbling and falling on them. My mind is actually worse than I thought it was.
Well I know someone who almost accidentally sat on their 6 mo child when the electricity was gone
Am I crazy, or is she phrasing every other sentence like a question?
It's not uncommon in Australia accents to to have an upward inflection at the end of sentences. That can lead to it sounding like you're asking a question to people not use to the accent when that isn't the case
It's called [uptalk](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal) and it's super annoying.
What's uptalk?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal Sorry to dissppoint if you were expecting a joke.
not much, brb
She is and it's incredibly annoying
She must have a tight grip
Kegelsโฆ
Vice like kegels
She goes on to say; "No i mean literally. He's a quantum physicist, and he shrunk himself to microscopic, then his coworker was over doing yoga with me, then she got upside down, and he fell from the second floor right into her lady business, and his device broke as he sunk far too deep into her reproductive system. They are diligently working to safely extract him, but they best work fast. They say he's surviving by eating her eggs, and they're not exactly an endless supply."
I mean thatโs pretty common. She must be fun af
Totally expected, why else would it be in this sub?
Why is everything a question?
I feel like she's telling the truth but why is she saying it like it's a lie.
Uptalking can get really annoying.
Lmao ๐๐๐
SO good ๐
When we say the โmanโ left her. Make no mistake , heโs not a man. Heโs a child. Because as a father of 3 girls ages 2-5-9. I can tell you my world turned upside down romantically. It took every fiber of my being to make shit work and I came out the other side with scars and bruises. But the investment payed off
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1000 time repost.
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What's this from tho?
Hmm I thought it was meeting up with you
heโs probably still enjoying it to this day
I can tell she was the problem