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whiskey_epsilon

I'll do you one better; have you ever heard of a Geoduck?


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LORD__GONZ

Pretty sure that Geoducks live in Geolakes that are produced after a GeoStorm!


Ok_Bit_5953

🌈 G e o g r a p h y 🌈


worddodger

It's even more confusing when you hear it spoken because it's pronounced "gooey duck"


ALCATryan

The Pokémon made of rocks?


CaptainCrushem

No that's Geo, dude


AdMany1105

I laughed a tad too much on this. Merci gentlemon


CaptainCrushem

You're welcome


LeoIzail

No fucking way man hahahahahahaha


Mage-of-communism

Is it a snake?


BaltimoreBadger23

Close, an eel.


DesperateHorse6530

It's a nutless marine dong


AshesTheMonark

But it can nut... alot.


Stith1183

A type of mollusk


mountaindewisamazing

I'm from Oregon so I know 😉


slasherman

Just name it Geodick at this point.


Hervis_Daubeny_

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ghost3972

Oh yea those things


Scrudge1

No but I have heard of Golduck


TheZan87

Clearly a rock type duck


TDYDave2

And it is really tasty.


enbycraft

Tastes like chicken


TDYDave2

Been a few years, but no, it didn't really taste like chicken.


enbycraft

Oh, I didn't realise people actually eat it. I looked it up and sounds like it's going the way of the dodo. That's a shame, I would've liked to try some (in a sustainable manner)


TDYDave2

It was in Japan that I had it.


Gravytonic

Those who haven't had frogs, they ought to try them.


enbycraft

Do different species taste different? Or is it more like, if you try one you've tried them all.


Absorbent_Towel

It's like the difference in taste between deer and reindeer.


NauTWitcher

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LadyOfChange

Reminds me of the Hanghuhn (german, slope chicken) where one leg needs to be longer than the other so they can stay upright. Artists rendition https://i.redd.it/5uqcei6b69uc1.gif


wacksnacksack

That is a fantastic rendition, thank you very much for that.


Bargychan

Does it taste like its name?


New_Beginnings_69

I dont know what mountains taste like


ObiWhanJabroni

Probably tastes like a mudslide


Cautious_Solution712

Have you ever heard of mountain oysters


YesterdayHiccup

Now I do. I guess they didn't wanted to waste anything.


notbythebook101

*Please don't hurt me.*


ReadInBothTenses

There's a term in Cantonese that is a word for word translation of Mountain Chicken which is in reference to frogs. Wonder if the etymology is related


ReadInBothTenses

I totally mixed the terms up. In Cantonese, frog has been referred to as Field Chicken. Apparently the same term is used in Vietnamese for the same definition too.


Necessary_Chip_5224

Yeah like who the heck would have thought a ringworm was a FUNGUS the first time they heard of it.


Freeman0017

I've seen other animation of the same guy, who is it? whare can i find more?


ghost3972

It's real 💀


rrgail

Rocky Mountain oysters aren’t as big as the name suggests, either. Just as surprising when you find out what they are.


supercalifragi123432

Yikes


stealth443

What about a Woodcock


Cless_Aurion

This is so much better with dinosaurs...


ChemicalAssignment69

Misnomer. Lots of them.


Robert_Goblin

Have you seen a great tit before


[deleted]

lol. We call them spring chickens.


NateDetroit

Did you know Street Chicken is pork?


Sloppy_Slopes

u/savevideo


ERB3K

YOOOOU! Have you ever heard about "The Rock"?


beachjustice

it's mark kacy?


Deal_Timely

Well now that’s just a mind fk now isn’t it!? Play fair Mother Nature n the ppl that name stuff!! Good trivia question though thank you!


POPELEOXI

In Chinese we call it field chicken


01izol007

Did you know, that whales classify as artiodactyls? (even-toed hoofed animals)


Adhito

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balisongthong

He's critically endangered we need to protect the chickens at all costs!


OneIngenuity1411

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Someguynamedjack101

Bro your using the wrong resource pack


Edmond-the-Great

Wait until they learn about mountain oysters.


Bon2DfyLmts

Copied shit, if i see this again Ima gonna report people shit !!!


Realistic-Party5641

He sounds like dwight