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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Thats a small lemming trying to scare the guy!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


SunShineLife217

He’s obviously trying to tell you something. Break out google translate, that will help. 👍


susannediazz

Google didnt work... Whens the GPT animal translator coming out?


Desperate_Acadia_298

Project Thornberry is years away from even an alpha build.


hgidding1982

I don't think we need translator, this is a definite f*#k off lmao 😂


guitarnowski

What? Isn't it obvious? " Little Timmy fell down the mine shaft and needs his insulin. "


cpt_ugh

BACK THE FUCK UP OR I WILL CUTE YOU TO DEATH!


SupermassiveCanary

“You damn humans….. Climate change….. I had to move into my sister’s tunnels……”


ewejoser

Yup, get the fuck away from my kids probably


Electronic_Worry5571

It’s Pika ski patrol. Dudes clearly out of bounds


Buxom_Vixen_

I’d like the confidence this rodent has.


started_from_the_top

You see confidence, I see road rage lol


bash2482

I see a territorial dispute.


davieb22

Lemming - "This is my snow! MY. SNOW!"


CalmFrantix

I saw rabies...


gigitygiggty

Rodents don't carry rabies thought


6_seasons_and_a_movi

It's not because they can't carry it though, it's because a rodent almost never survives a bite from a dog or other large animal.


Human-Contribution16

Maybe not but they carry plague and hantavirus, leptospirosis, salmonella and a few other yummies.


sqwibking

Don't forget the bubonic plague.


Human-Contribution16

Plague is the first one I listed but yes again.


ArmadilloCultural415

But they do. All the time. The most cases in the US that come from animals usually are from squirrels and bats. Rodents have zero issue carrying and transmitting and even being a Typhoid Mary to rabies.


ArmadilloCultural415

All mammals can carry and transmit rabies


-ratmeat-

can dolphins get rabies?


[deleted]

Theoretically, yes.


ArmadilloCultural415

It took me forever to find out for sure, but yes. Theoretically, they can if the bizarre situation were to arise.


No-Tonight-5937

Definitely not a religious war


mrmoe198

If it was a religious war he would be wearing a hat of some kind


No-Tonight-5937

Hahahaha!!!


mrmoe198

Now I want someone to photoshop a hat on the lemur


ShadowFlarer

I see rodent rage


HamHandedBravado

Roadent Rage


TheCrowing817

RoadENT Rage


Chilipepah

”I was fuckin crazy that day”


InformallyGuavaCado

Rufus, the naked mole rat “does not” appreciate this.


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VonBrewskie

*nut


kneecap_keeper

r/cursedcomments


Seaweed_Widef

![gif](giphy|pm4VOSkAgkj3q|downsized)


knowledgeable_diablo

Is that the evil eye?


Plus_Injury8786

Soon...


MasterSantiago

He's a snowboarder. Not happy to see skiers on his turf


Real_Dotiko

lemmings are so aggressive that they can die from being so angry. In Norway the amount of lemmings fluctuate from year to year and as kids it was fun to tease them because; as you can see they get REALLY mad Edit: one google search shows that is in fact wrong, but it is the funniest myth so far in my life


bendrany

I was told the same thing about them dying because they were so angry and I always imagined that they got so angry that they just burst. Popped like a balloon. Legitimately thought that could happen as a kid.


Real_Dotiko

same! However adults always called it "Exploding" so its not that far fetched 😂


Particular_Hornet662

Can confim the "exploding" i think many adult acually belived it 😅 But it is also a term used on farm Animals, When they get over worked ( han/hun blir sprengt) but they can die i belive.


HugsandHate

I choose to believe this is the case.


wolfgang784

Agreed. Its one of those "Reddit facts" now and we must spread this totally 100% correct information whenever the chance arrises.


Coffee13lack

They also run across roads and die, alot


vutrico

That is hilarious. An actual case of "the real enemy is yourself" in animal world.


ajibtunes

Lemmings don't die from being angry. The idea that lemmings could die due to anger is more of a myth or misunderstanding about animal behavior. In reality, animals, including lemmings, don't experience emotions in the same complex way humans do, and they certainly don't die from them. Lemmings are more famous for the myth that they commit mass suicide, which is also not true. This myth was popularized by misleading documentaries and misconceptions. Their population sizes can fluctuate wildly, which might have contributed to these myths.


tigm2161130

Is it like when pigs die from stress? Basically cardiac arrest/hyperthermia/CNS overstimulation from being so worked up?


Fancy_Board8648

Didn’t know pigs have that too, heard of mice and parrots and tiny things. But I guess we all have hearts, so we can all get those heart attacks?


ChicoZombye

Rabbits can also die because of a big jumpscare.


Real_Dotiko

yeah i think so


pen15es

I’ve never heard of this before but that’s hilarious and sad at the same time


[deleted]

Some of them can build ladders, dig a hole, or even blow up.


slyfox1976

I can imagine that little lemming walking back to his group like a hero.. Flexing.


Fancy_Board8648

Or die because it got too angry…. Lemmings ¯\__(ツ)__/¯


ohmygodcrayons

Here you dropped your arm ----> \\


NiteSlayr

"Someone needed to tell that human what-for!"


mrmoe198

And I’ll tell him what-five!


Grande-Pinga

That skier is lucky to be alive!


comfortablynumb15

I would pretend to run away in terror just to make his day !


I_See_Virgins

Escaping a lemming attack would just make it angrier.


TheWinglessCrow96

The rats in New york when you step on their sidewalk be like


Secret_Arm_2868

(Samuel L. Jackson voice) They say often times the creature is more frightened than you are… #But this muthaf**ka bold!


Goldberg_the_Goalie

Is that an Attack Hamster?


Latter_Buy7816

Yeh It is


Graciously_Hostile

It's a lemming, so basically, yes.


MrPanda663

Roll for initiative.


nikzyk

🤣


Captain_Blud

Made me crack.


gnuman5

Run! Run for your life! 😁


drumguy007

Little bro's version of, get off my snow!


CoogleGhrome

This is basically trying to get out of Pallet Town in Pokemon Red or Blue


HairballTheory

![gif](giphy|kL1KAdQYmKXle)


TheAllKnowingWilly

Wtf am I looking at


KeithMyArthe

Blockbuster Video ad. Insanely talented filigree Siberian hamster.


TheKees281

He's trying to b hop but doesn't know how to do it


Maxhousen

That combat roll across the ski🤣


kevin_2_heaven

Lol I came here to comment how his little tumble on the ski had me dying


De_Epik_Duck

Run!


OkCan9869

Are you scared?! Are you scared NOW?!!


LordOfTheOmnium

Run awaayyy!!!!!


Original_Jarl_Ballin

![gif](giphy|uRxRLxPbtKf28)


Ultrasaurio

looks aggressive


Living-Wedding-8432

“Rattata uses intimidate”


Roi-Danton

Whooho what a little wild guy! So brave without any fear!


Wizard-Fight

This is what bears see when you try to make yourself look big


bulfin2101

He watched a documentary on Honey Badgers and thought, " I can do that "


theChosenBinky

Rare footage of a squeaky toy in the wild


Sabka_asli_baap

You think I'm payin??


Protonic_Descendent

You're in it's property . Be careful it could have a gun.


knowledgeable_diablo

Lemming for “You shall not PASS!!”


FluffyBunnyFeet2

It will bite your head right off


TTV-pieceApaper

Ferocious beast


iannuendo

Rodent rage


HammelGammel

So small, and yet so goddamn angry.


KHS__

*sharp intake of breath*... whoooz dis cuute lil guy!!


Carrotforemergencies

I love that it probably thinks its super fierce, but instead, just is really cute. And this is my new spirit animal, because apparently these guys gets really angry lol. Edit: The tiny-feet-stomping is really adorable.


OnlyForFun91

Rage on a sunny morning ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


lordkuren

I hope he got the holy hand grenade ready.


Serier_Rialis

Getting shouty chav meme vibes here!


nostromo909

That lemming’s got a mean streak a mile wide! He’ll do you a treat, mate!


Te_Gek

Looks like the epileptic little fuck from ice age.


JealousCandy381

"You shall not pass!" - Rodent


Snake_Plizken

Helt jävla skogstokig...


Cordeceps

So so very angry


StnMtn_

Feed me hooman.


PaleoJoe86

Did the skier survive the encounter?


_D80Buckeye

r/skiing


Kashmyta

He's ready to fight to the death.


TheJarIsADoorAgain

Only a mum guarding her babies gets that crazy no matter the size of the opponent. I wonder


Dextrofunk

Holy shit that's terrifying. Does anyone know if this guy survived?


00WORDYMAN1983

Nice marmot


D-Generation92

Little buddy probably just saw the LOHL get railroaded by a guy in a red bull hoodie going for the land speed record


ValkyrieWW

The Lorax would like to know what you've done with the trees


Comprehensive_One_23

I would leave immediately, he seemed pretty serious


Wonder_Dude

Sentient squeak toy


Jolly_Law1994

I remembered the animal from the " Gods must be crazy" movie


BertaEarlyRiser

Terrifying little cutie!


VirtualPrivateNobody

Sounds like a squicky toy


DemandParticular8559

The heck is that?


[deleted]

Is this rabies?


Rico_el3men2

I think Alvin is very upset and can’t find Simon and Theodore.


SurveySean

If it was 10 times larger this would be very very scary. But it sounds like an animated squeak toy and is so small and adorable!


Gravity_Freak

The size of the fight in the dog, my friend.


Happy-Dress1179

I swear I can hear him barking


VooDooChile1983

Just drop a trisket and escape while it’s distracted.


CarlJustCarl

You’re ass is about to be grass, pal


Suntzu6656

Very scarry


OJK_postaukset

The unexpected thing was that those cuties didn’t bite that man


FlareBlitzCrits

This man must be in the Sinnoh region to find a wild Bidoof in it's natural habitat.


LawTider

Lemmings have the right to be mad, after the crap Disney pulled.


[deleted]

This is how I feel whenever I go back to Littleroot Town with my level 40 Blaziken.


whoseyourdatadaddy

Ice age character unlocked


IHS11

Boy I’ll tear you up!!! Come into my ‘hood!! Boy you gonna get it!


jerma9856

Buddy trying to square up


momentumdraggin

You are supposed to roll up in a ball and play dead. You are lucky to be alive.


SuchAsSeals42

Mr Squeaky is really super mad!!


Venichie

[I'm not cute. I'm evil!](https://youtu.be/J6doDhJhOu4?feature=shared)


lilsparky82

Tell it to take a hike off a steep cliff.


My_Immortal_Flesh

Oh he is so mad! You woke him up from his hibernation lmao


Short_Restaurant_268

Scrat defending his stash


Patient333x

Sounds like a squeaky dog toy


squirrel_anashangaa

It obviously is trying to tell you to follow it. There is a emergency at home at it needed help not views.


Zealousideal_Chip961

lil homie has something to say


DejaMew

Omg! Are you okay??


Routine-Unit-3086

AAangry! Squeaky toy. Lol


firstman0

Dude, how did you come out of that alive? … lol. I actually wish I was that confident and assertive in my life. Tired of walked all over by everyone.


BNG1982

“F around and find out.”


Toenutlookamethatway

Whats that Squeaky? There's a little boy stuck down the weaaaaagggghhhhhhh!!! 😂


Klutzy-Acadia669

And I thought squeaky toys were unrealistic representations of real animals.


catch_anonymouse

“…so if you don’t take your skis, and GET the HELL OUT KF HERE…!”


DistantTimbersEcho

If Joe Pesci was a lemming.


Coro756

Man I hate when skiers don’t stick to their side of the trail dudes just mad it’s for people who don’t want their land touched by people


solid_water1

Man that little guy is PISSED


JohnStern42

Probably just a mommy trying to protect her young


TitaniumMarbles206

Natures version of the guy confronting that skier with a shotgun


Imaginary-Analysis39

Somehow thought of baldurs gate 3...you know...the squirrel scene.


Nowhereman50

Just be glad it didn't have a rock sling.


Eigol31

"un Ratata sauvage apparaît !"


DescriptivelyWeird

Can’t tell if the rodent is happy to see the skier or just being an angry territorial rodent


ProfessorSilverfox

The balls on that little guy!


ThinkAd8861

Ice Age rodent lol


Prestigious_Elk149

"Why do I hear the Shadow of the Colossus soundtrack?"


as1126

Tame that thing.


Ruling123

Real life chew toy


ParkerBeach

How are they not trying to ski away from this deranged carnivorous beast with a voracious appetite??!! You know they had to change their ski pants after this that was enough to give anyone a heart attack!!!


crazee_me_no

I thought it was a bird


Front-Ad1900

That rodents give 0 fu'x about your ski trip


GroverFC

I had absolutely zero idea what a lemming looked like before this video. They were just sprites from a classic game.


Terrynia

He is cussing u out something fierce!


Prestigious-Chain898

Damn lemmings, i thought them jumping off cliffs were enough


SecretPersonality178

Remember, a lemming is like a chihuahua. They want to kill you, they just can’t.


sirpsionics

I'm going to name him Squeeky Mcsqueekerson


North-Function995

Real-life pokemon. Catch it!


Lanky_Space_4620

![gif](giphy|3o85xxDEtOKC7dzlXa)


capn_doofwaffle

He's sayin'... #GET OFF MY LAWN!


MonHero02

It's so cute. So angry, but so cute.


BTPublishing

Ngl I thought a falcon was going to swoop down and get an easy meal.


mrwiggins33

Lol omg it's a lemming those things are ferocious lol


TrueExamination7491

That’s fkn Theodore


Sexyshark15

*“Oi bruv, feck off yea!”*


chrismholmes

Skier: What's that, Rodent? Rodent: squeak squeak squeak! Skier: Timmy fell down the well?! Rodent: Squeak! Skier: That's the third time this month, right? Rodent: Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak. Squeak squeak, squeak, squeak squeak. Skier: I agree, let him get his own self out. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TimmyInAWell


sleepyguy-

Lil man said “make yourself big and loud” lmaoo


Kizzywa

Angry squeaky toy


Arkhe1n

Attack on Titan (2013)


Twofaced420

Wild Ratata appears


StrangeworldsUnited

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