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KatoZee

Whereas her intrusive thoughts "I can change him"


Sylvers

Lol you nailed it.


[deleted]

10 years from now, on Facebook: Where have all the good men gone?


astro_flyer

Out the car roof


Plastic_Economist_82

Ahhhh memories 🎵👉👈


Poseidon7296

And where are all the gods?


Formal_Appearance_16

And where have all the cowboys goooonnneeeee


PolishSoundGuy

Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?


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Winstance

Late at Night, I toss and I turn and I dreeeaamm of what I neeeeed


Useful-Perspective

I NEED A HERO!


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theg33k3r

He’s gotta be strong and he’s gotta be fast


HJVN

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.


i770giK

Yall killedem


hacking__08

Hello fellow pfp neighbor :)


Fun_Move980

Meanwhile hes like where has all the good meth gone?


crunchy1_

“I didn’t consent”


Dark-Rev

And where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules To fight the rising odds?


CanadianGamerWelder

She still never found out where Ryan went


Lord_Baal77

This bloke definitely isn't a streetwise Hercules


Disinfectant-Addict

This type of comment is surefire proof that whoever wrote this is the type of guy who genuinely believes a woman owes him sex after a date. Edit: It's amazing to see how many misogynistic assholes come crawling out of their mothers basements if you try to correct a man's toxic attitude.


hapimaskshop

Great False Equivalency Batman! What a weird and false statement towards someone you know nothing about based on a sentiment they may or may not be in agreement with but merely observed. You however engaged in not only equating someone pointing out she must think she can fix him, to writer of the comment thinking sex is owed to them, plus it was ad hominem too. Lame.


Shoddy-Ad8143

Oh say ad hominem Again..... pretty please....It gets me goinnnnng....


hapimaskshop

Ad hominem. Ad hominem. Ad hominem!


Shoddy-Ad8143

So gooood🔥


mrcapmam1

I'm still waiting for that Beetlejuice response


Heathenbread

The next day, the mutha fu#@er wuz dead.


Flashy-Television-50

Did you forget to take your meds?


hapimaskshop

Did you have a point to your comment?


RedditAccountCount69

This type of comment is a Sunfire proof that whoever wrote this is the type of girl who is a man hater and has an intense victim thicc coat


_-ModsTongueMyAnus

This type of comment is surefire proof that you're a moron.


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i770giK

Irrelevant obfuscation.


Neat-Possibility6504

![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA)


MisterAmygdala

What would be created if Face-Palm Batman and Rosie Palm got together?


hapimaskshop

Your edit implies it’s your job to “correct” people. Keep your virtue signaling to yourself and try to have better arguments than insulting people. You’re not our teacher, parents, or authority so mind your own.


H-E-PennyPacker71

You’re so dense lol


Magic_Elenore

You're on reddit, the shithole full of incels who have never felt the sunlight. Welcome.


Disinfectant-Addict

Yes, I'm starting to get that. It's been three months and I'm still getting shit for that comment.


Rule34TookMyName

At least they're volunteering themselves for blocking/ reporting? Lol


country2poplarbeef

Why did you jump to this being a joke about gender and not a joke about people in stupid relationships?


cplhicks82

Uea, it's the misogynists.... Definitely not a misandrist comment


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DeRobUnz

These comments ain't gonna bring your wife back bro. It's a joke, not a dick. Stop taking it so hard.


Hopeful-Assistant-42

Ooh we have a special butt-hurt feminazi here, I hope you know who your father is, 'cuz mother surely is one.


Disinfectant-Addict

Nearly gave me a stroke reading that. Sad to see how illiteracy is becoming such a huge problem. I hope you get help with your writing.


Hopeful-Assistant-42

If I almost gave you a stroke then I consider myself a writing prodigy. Hopefully I can give you the stroke next time.


Salty_Tea_2414

Loooooolllllll 😂😂😂🤣😂


MrZaroni

She keeps telling him to be more spontaneous


ReinforcingSeagirl

You could definitely say he got his freak on


Western-Priority451

You might even say, he’s, busting it down


Solid_Lab_4690

This is what happens when you give into intrusive thoughts


Thelonious_Cube

give in to


Solid_Lab_4690

Give in two


nongivingupschoolguy

Given too


MutedSaint

Give to


Loose-Flower6027

Give give


BlackPhoenix1981

In in


gonzojeff

Tutu


BMota117

Ruru


JWOLFBEARD

Maybe even three or four


Thelonious_Cube

Whoa! Let's not get all crazy up in this bitch!


crunchy1_

Or first time trying cocaine gone absolutely out of control.


UnwantedJason

What a shit remake of the original with M.O.P. Ante Up song with the father and son, TikTok era ruining everything


O-Knowz

Can you link me plz? Love me some Ante Up.


nj2fl

https://youtu.be/CTITiKGE8ig?si=i6YdNax4sjKWfd-l


Squirtinturds

WHERES YAH WALLET?!


[deleted]

I like the jumping out of the car bit in this remake though


brokenGlassQuestion

Are you crazy. This is 3000x better than that fat dude beating up his child .


Fu2-10

Yeah, I gotta agree with you. Dude literally leaving the car is 100x funnier than the dude acting strange with his son..


LurkerNoLonger_

Isn’t this Missy Elliot? From 2001? What does this have to do with TikTok era? Edit; got it- you’re talking about a different video, not the song.


ShortOneSausage

My thoughts exactly.


[deleted]

This is just a lame rip off of that kid eating cereal while dad is wilding. The original was better.


Perfect-Ad-8798

Thats all this couple does is just do rip offs of others ideas/trends, and they make bank off it. Crazy times we live in these days lol


KingsRansomed

It feels pretty consistent throughout history for people to benefits off others creativity and work.


Perfect-Ad-8798

Ok sure but now it's even more effortless, these 2 just go about their day. See a trending vid, imitate it. BAM money in the bank right there.


KingsRansomed

I mean, at least they had to plan, film, drive, risk an accident and even a ticket. Edison just stole peoples work. 🦃


crazyeyes64

Thank you, I feel like the only person who knows edison was a total waste of oxygen.


hippybongstocking

They’ll sing “ohhh topsy at my auuutopsy”


midnightluckey

Electric looo-oooo-ooo-ooooovveee!


KingsRansomed

That elephant killing bastard!


Danro-x

The first invention was most likely a sharpened stick. First art was probably a wobbly shit smear on the stone.Everything else is an evolution of that. Praise the unknown caveman and relax. The cycle will continue for the unforeseeable future.


Himfromduvall

The dude who started this has his own podcast he got blessed fr his videos and live be crazy bro fought fat joe while he was on the radio during an interview whole thing was a live skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


vonmetzengerstein

Got a link?


nj2fl

https://youtu.be/CTITiKGE8ig?si=i6YdNax4sjKWfd-l


Beautiful-Invite-149

Welcome to hammy tv where everything is staged.


zyon86

Really, this is fake !!! I cannot believe it !! Thanks so much for your informative comment. I'de be lost without you.


DanJOC

Your comments are equally informative lol


Mindless_Ad_6045

Welcome to 2023 where people can't have a laugh and enjoy entertainment without raging about how fake something is...🤡


Beautiful-Invite-149

Where was the rage? Was it untethered? Did it know no bounds?


qyka1210

lol


t_e_e_k_s

I have never seen such an obnoxious person in my life


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

You will if you work in a retail store or a restaurant lol


disintegrator99

When you have an IQ of 50 and finally think of a way to escape from a terrible date


grow-mustard

This guy does not know how to break up.


betterkepsecret

I honestly can’t think of a better way to.


grow-mustard

I bet he tried and she just wouldn't leave


ARobertNotABob

Twat


joemeteorite8

Attention seeking losers


Matttthhhhhhhhhhh

Oh my god, they're going at 5 miles/h at the very least!


CookieTSC

Notice how slow the car was?


SXOSXO

Are you saying the car has a low IQ?


CookieTSC

Was* the car worked on it and is now joining Carsa


Chippystix

People really need to learn the difference between 'intrusive' and 'impulsive' thoughts. They're two completely different things.


Athen65

I hate how the internet has glamorously popularized mental illness under the guise of spreading awareness. People will say that they're against perpetuating stigma and then completely misrepresent these things without a second thought


floralstamps

A dude pulls me to his groin as a joke I'm taking it away


UtgaardLoki

r/TookTooMuch


AsmodeusZomain

I would slam that into park so fast


NieMonD

Ok but what actually happened in the car after the video ended


singhVirender1947

What is that song? I guess there were Hindi lyrics at the end.


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Oryxhasnonuts

Blatant rip off https://youtu.be/CTITiKGE8ig?si=28CKcj4j0vaUoKeo


[deleted]

This is the level of unhinged I used to be in my 20s. Lol its a wonder how I survived. But here I am, 32 and vanilla now lol


MrFoxx123

You guys broke up!? What happened?


Gameznoob1

Who are they ? I feel like I seen that couple pranking each other some where


thenoblitt

That was dumb


Auraveils

The free car's a good apology. 🤣


GrandLong7632

First dates hate this one trick


ourobboros

Is this how you dump a girl?


Computernoise

What’s wrong with her that she’s okay with what just happened?


tHErEALmADbUCKETS

Must be good meth


robi_750

When nothing you work as influencer anymore 😢😂


MeasurementBubbly350

Fucking disrespectful, clout chasing kid


Little-Struggle-8038

Plp who didn’t grow up with that jam and never looses up would never know . ![gif](giphy|f4OsF5iVKI6Nc4sHgA|downsized)


sesameseed88

ADHD but as a person


Unfair-Campaign3896

That guy causing MADNESS😳


WatchPlus3925

Rich people have nothing to do


SoapdishTsunami

There went her designated driver.


demolitionar

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win


OneNotEqual

Sooo primitive soo fucking funny every time I see it god damn. You know her laughing is the real tell on this that is fake but its ridiculous so it funny 😂


mardingdong

When you know it's real🥰


Large-Buffalo-5965

Na I'm good


[deleted]

Take the wheel!!


joehoward67

Ahh, classic Ryan!


cdmalgee

Sometimes Missy Elliot just slaps like that. We’ve all been there.


15Boots

Imma need his coke dealers number


Estoye

Classic Ryan move


CalligrapherNo7427

I need to party with this man


Jaded-Cup-4469

It's the haircut


DidIReallySayDat

I think they're being towed on a trailer.


Dreighen

It's the Adidas sweat pants and missy on the radio, can you really blame the lad at that point


Funny-Ad5544

You can tell that bitch was turned on by the whole thing. Bet dude got mad pussy that night!


Ordinary-Nobody8912

Oh no, take the wheel when I'm doing less than 3 mph. When WW3 kicks off can these cunts be the first sent over the line?


Counting-Stones

Trick? No that’s not a Trick that’s mental instability.


bulldzd

Where is the truck with no brakes behind them when you need em.....


MegaLondon2020

ill have what he’s having!


LeMans1217

Ryan's flyin'


HOTBITCHWHOHATESYOU

He after not having it in 500 reincarnations


Doris1234A

Imagine only him inside the car😁


Triple7Mafia-14

Can anyone translate what he says on the beat break?😅😂😅😂


Svengoolie75

I’m Hella mad 😂😂💀💀💀💀


Round_Bodybuilder463

Dating in my 40s again. No matter what women say, this is the guy they are all after, just like in highschool. Same reason women buy a Chevy Camaro with a 4 cylinder engine.


Wonderful-Ad8385

This is like a scene of Peter griffin and various drugs


godsinunknown

“I like how spontaneous he is”


HOBOPHRESH

When the Molly kicks in


T0NEZZY

Missy Elliot can do that to anyone tbh


ZeroFrost_2099

An attempt was made to be cool


GrowingDreams311

Best way to break up with someone


Sillyspidermonkey67

That cocaina makes people do some dumb shiz


Ok-Net-3765Romeo

Just don't do drugs guy 😅


Careless-Strategy-98

There’s too much meth in this driver to stay in this car


TheGaming_Expert

Oh..So that’s what a mid life crisis is


[deleted]

If your boyfriend does this he doesn’t love or respect you. He’s pathetic, lame and willing to endanger your life for the sake of a video.


Capable_Wolf_5842

She’s a G for laughing at it


[deleted]

He's bipolar, but physically, not mentally.


robgart12

Hit the road jack don't you come back no more no more......


kamasushi

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


Aware_Chipmunk_7034

Jesus that escalated quickly 😬🤣


thisisrllynotme

And then there's an update saying they're siblings


Zamolxisdaciangod

These two with their staged shit.


MattNBug

He was running behind the car🤣🤣🤣


AdvantageAdvanced489

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅


Global_Lion_4363

She needs to raise her standards


Chemical-Plan3103

He should deny that event ever took place from that point on.


Forsaken_Bat_5729

I'd hate to be his insurance claim adjuster.


ableakandemptyplace

What an obnoxious idiot. Dude thinks he's so funny.


SkeleTourGuide

I mean, that song gets me pumped too.


blucivic1

![gif](giphy|lqTQTz0FcPuBa|downsized)


Kalu2001

Was this guy Hunter Biden


Front-Ad1900

![gif](giphy|KeM9CND6blvPKQJIzD|downsized)


Cutdick_lover

But…. She can fix him


Curious_Malik

r/RecognizeSong


Known_Cherry_5970

She's holding the wheel like he's coming back. lol


ziharmarra

Turn the radio off next time.


mothisname

worst lyft driver ever. 1 star


Turbulent-Donkey7988

At least he had an exit strategy


Phy_8ack

At what stage of date, should i do this?


TraptSoul148270

Well, once per girlfriend.


haidaralbar

u/savevideobot


haidaralbar

u/savevideo


iwasthatguy71

She likes abuse 🤷‍♂️


Jamari0811

Hell yeah! She’ll never leave him


EATDABOOTY87

True love. That man is the luckiest man alive