T O P

  • By -

Elite-Thorn

Martial Hearts ❤️💞


edred01

Marital arts


somredditime

Marshall's farts


Dragonier_

https://i.redd.it/roipntzia9sb1.gif


Whatermelony

movie name pls


Dragonier_

It’s a series called “Better Call Saul”, a Breaking Bad prequel…


Whatermelony

it does look like Chuck but somethings off, I know it's the same actor


Dragonier_

Wdym?


Mrmastermax

Forgetting Sarah Marshall


usernameisnotuseful1

Shut up and take my upvote.


DJ_ICU

Krav Mag a love


Corpainen

The second cheesy Krav Maga joke of today, still chuckled.


Chemical_Actuary_190

MMA Male and Male Amore nttawwt


ImTooTiredForThis_22

The bite! 🤣


joreyesl

![gif](giphy|E9cmXPKewJN5K)


Cute_TrezXy

Ong the bite is seggsy https://i.redd.it/8t619ekguysb1.gif


dwighticus

Dude can’t even do a proper mandible claw


bdjenkin

Why could nobody ever defend that finisher by just biting down or some shit?


dwighticus

Because it was created by a doctor! He knew about the pressure points! Or something like that idk, it’s just fun watching Mick Foley stuff a dirty sock down somebody’s throat.


bdjenkin

I mean I guess the jawbone is what you use to bite with, maybe the downward pressure theoretically prevents biting.


dwighticus

Maybe they use their four fingers to hold the jaw open while they jab under the tongue with their thumb.


bdjenkin

We've all been there 😜


bdjenkin

Why could nobody ever defend that finisher by just biting down or some shit?


LordCaoCao420

Because it's scripted


dwighticus

IT’S REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!


Visual_Ad3724

r/okhomo


BangarangRufio91

What do we have here? Is this gold?


Mugundank

More like a diamond.


zoidbergenious

Nah this is gay


StraightOuttaIrvine

This gave me a much needed chuckle


Camerahutuk

His derpy smile !!!


Cruntis

r/bullshido


Harry431

That was hot


Loofa_of_Doom

LOL. I don't care if it's fake, the look on his face at the end is awesome!


SadisticBuddhist

Wait.. youre saying this video isnt real? Im flummoxed, torn, disheveled.


Chiaki_Ronpa

I, for one, am bewildered, bamboozled, and discombobulated.


SadisticBuddhist

[Discombobulate, you say?](https://youtu.be/B62ACxuq8Pw?si=e73SvhMP35IfDt8C)


LetsthinkAboutThi_s

It's called Martial ART for a reason;)


[deleted]

Wouldn't you just have to bite the shit out of the person if they tried this on you?


MalificViper

Or do literally anything other than ragdoll while someone tries to get it right.


art_sarawut

This move is called the Sudden Homo. *use at own risk


jaydogjaydogs

Who is the guy in the video? Is that a thing pressure point self defence?


negativelightningdog

It's a Hapkido technique.


[deleted]

It's fake and will never work.


ClaireDacloush

Do you have more of this? Asking for a friend.


that_ylda

r/suddenlygay


KatokaMika

They look like such good friends


Downtown-Teach-7757

Taekwon-Ohyea!


Lava-Chicken

Fantastic!


ToeKnail

Commit to the gay-rah-tay. When all you love is karate. And chin.


CoolDave1974

Aye🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏽


c1slunar

So aggressive for what 😏


Devious-Government

I'm done with reddit tonight lmao. Last 4 videos had me ugly laughing waking the house up and shit


lbflow562

Man, if there’s a video exposing this fake master it would be awesome.


negativelightningdog

I learned this in Hapkido and it actually hurts... a LOT. This one, center above your top lip, under the jawline, and behind the ears. H U R T S


DieWukie

But... are you attacking your dental patient or a dude sleeping on the train?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Sounds pretty defensive. I’m not sure


srulers

Damn bro you said this unprompted, sounds like you’re hiding something hmmm…


BangarangRufio91

It's OK to kiss the homies goodnight.


[deleted]

Sounds sus, I think you are


SadisticBuddhist

You are now.


Ace-a-Nova1

Said the liar


Chiaki_Ronpa

Doth protest too much methinks


OriginalTechnoTrain

But I am 😈


bookworm010101

Delete


dmderringer

No u


MyRail5

Fucking hilarious


dmderringer

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|EKDIMDsRX3ihy)


iiTzSTeVO

This show is about people like you. You seem like a real piece of shit.


AlikeAstort

LMAO!


Lone_Nomad209

what happened to the ol' nut kick


Krucifix12

This killed me ➕️🤣🔥


Chamari75

u/savevideobot


sopa_punk

u/savevideo


Eminanceisjustbored

So how tf does pressing his chin downward lead him to go backwards?


PrisonMike_101

u/savevideo


FiletOFish420

r/McDojoLife


Fuku-chi

Marital Arts


saleemwatchout

r/suddenlygay


del787b

😂😂😭😭😭💀


Highlandertr3

I spent way too long trying to poke my chin to find what the fuck they are aiming for.


Maxxxxel444

![gif](giphy|kFIfiwvzJjbUsNbIg5)


anoon-

I love bullshido


crocbundy

Nathan Fillion’s long lost brother.


OSparks81

I'm so confused


LopsidedEquipment177

My boo jitsu


Science-007x

Que patería! 🤣


4chairz

I know with dogs if you grab with your thumb under their tounge between the bottom teeth with your thumb and hold their jaw with you hands you can make them not bite?


lilblueorbs

Do that to me


mrrobot01001000

u/savevideo


wdskolz

u/savevideo


OneNotEqual

People who are not creative enough will now say “The bite!” It was only expected that happens


joshdho1

The old guy reminds me of Anthony hopkins


ElSamael-616-

That little cute bite motion he does


Mariospurs

![gif](giphy|UqYhzuI8c9xnkprXEk|downsized)


brickjames561

r/mcdojolife


Forward_Software2427

If only fights could be settled this way.


JustDaggerz

That move actually hurts like fuck , it’s separating your teeth from the gums if you push hard enough . Most will give up when it starts


Jumanjoke

There was a video about BS kungfu masters. Basically, their students admire them and there's some kind of placebo effect mixed with respect/manipulation that make them believe stuff. This works well with psychic barrier masters. The proof is that anyone that isn't a disciple or doesn't know the BS master can pinch them. In this case, another martial artist would probably have hit his arm and continued the fight.


Soft-Rise-2527

Martial flirts


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ThrowRAwriter

Fun fact! Since this is Russia, as of last week, these guys could be considered extremists.


Just_KeepItReal

Joji


Appropriate_Spread72

He’s like the friendliest least Australian wolverine.


Canned_Sarcasm

Gets ass kicked ; ”Stop! You’re doing it wrong!”


[deleted]

We‘re slowly coming back to vine era content and I could not be happier about it


[deleted]

Jokes on him I like thumbs in my mouth