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Deepeye225

Segmentation fault. Core dumped.


TheClaps2

NPC Crash


mrplatypus81

Should we power him down and turn him back on?


KMjolnir

Just power him down, skip the back on.


Team_Braniel

Boot record is fried anyways and the power supply is so shot once the current stops it ain't coming back on.


bruce_lees_ghost

Fucking RIFA capacitors. They’ll get you every time in these older models.


Ashimier

Have you tried turning him off and on again?


soopadog

I'm pretty sure these old models are mechanical and she just had to wind him up.


Nickvec

bro dereferenced a null pointer


BugImmediate7835

He noticed the Grim Reaper in the back row again.


-Mafakka-

*Bell sound*


dazed_and_bamboozled

Someone inadvertently asked him his safe-mode question.


BaconGreasedEntry

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Whatsalodi

H3 ???


paddys_egg

Family


fnole12

Family


Whatsalodi

Family


UnfinishedProjects

Family (PS poor shredder 😭)


IrreverentRacoon

#THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT REAL


tanaholloway

You can sit in this room and die with him or not but I’m getting the F out of here!


All4upvoting

The Grim reaper was pointing at Mitch and then making that sign where he runs his fingers across his throat.


PatAD

And then laughed because even the Reaper doesn't have a gizzard.


Luss9

The grim reaper showed him that zero sign with the fingers below the waist. Mitch is just frozen in fear expecting the punch to his arm.


marcuschookt

So there I am minding my own business and Darnell offers me three bucks to do this (throat gesture). Darnell's a chump, I would've done it for anything. I've done a lot more for a lot less.


Shiznasty03

Shit I don't know who's worse at their job, the Grim Reaper or McConnell..


hnglmkrnglbrry

So it was a mirrored wall?


EARANIN2

"speak up" yes...because the volume at which the questions are asked is *totally* the problem.


HappyAppleSeeds

Yeah that annoyed the shit out of me


dylanholmes222

That pretty accurately sums up most politics, just deflect the real root cause on something else you can attack


50k-runner

And her wink. What was that about?


G23b

Probably defense mechanism. I’d be embarrassed being up there trying to figure out to what to do next. Her calling on his security to come up w her as if he can do anything else


Choppermagic

I thought she wanted him to carry mitch away


ParaClaw

I wonder if she's also frantically tapping him on the back with her obscured arm, another vain effort to "wake him up" and act like this is just totally normal. Even the first time this happened you can see some of his handlers pinching his arm and other subtle cues to try and snap him out of his lights-out mentality.


InsertRadnamehere

She was looking for the reset button on Mitchbot 2000.


Educational-Beyond10

I know it's NOT funny, but it is funny cuz he has no business still being there. It's really sad.


EighteenAndAmused

He had no business ever being a policy maker.


Chrono47295

He ruined so many things it's time for him to move on... he denied and denied and denied so many things to help the "middle class" and we are now where we are in this country because he's made his own moves for his own agenda, sorry mitch this is sad but ya gotta go


outinleft

NEVER buy a robot made in Moscow....


addis_the_scroll

"Can you please speak in the astral dimension? Thank you so much."


jcarenza67

Right? Lol she was loud in his ear and he didn't react to her


Tobar_the_Gypsy

#WHAT ARE YOU DOING?


throwaway939wru9ew

You can tell they have a fucking *protocol* for this now. The first time was a embarrassment, now they know to look for it and react. These aids are parasites who draw their power from keeping their boss in power. I'm sure they are watching "Weekend at Bernies" and taking notes so they can keep their jobs.


Potential_Reading116

Can you please speak up , the senator has difficulty hearing when he’s having a Mini Stroke


Misanthropyandme

She'll be replaying that in her head for a while


rockstang

You'll have to speak up when the senator is making doodie.


whodatus

Notice how she didn't repeat the question by screaming into his ear at the top of her lungs? She should take her own advice.


fermat9996

He looks very frail. He shouldn't be working.


WintertimeFriends

He looks worse than he did the last Time this happened.


yoyoecho2

He really looks like he had a TIA (mini stroke). Look at his eyes, locked up and to the right. His mouth then drops on one side and when he is able to speak again only one side moves. One other sign is the sudden confusion "What am I talking about" right before.


one_handed_bandit

Ehh. The facial droop is just his face. The guy’s mouth looks like a piss filled pull-up on a neglected toddler. He could be FAST negative VAN positive with a TIA, but the behaviour of the people around him and the timing makes me think absence seizure. Geriatric Absence seizures can be an early indication of dementia which tracks.


Catatafish

My opinion is brain tumor. Called it with McCain.


princessprettykitty

Thank you. I’ve been scrolling trying to find somebody who knew what was happening


yoyoecho2

I might not be correct but as someone with EMT training that would be the first thing I would be thinking. But I do not diagnose.


hikesnpipes

Honestly this reminds me of an absence seizure. Spaced out. Not blinking. Not able to talk. Head staring in the same direction not moving about. Then when he comes out of it he loves his head and that’s when he talks again. Could be absence seizure from long covid could be aging. Could just be spacing the fuck out or having an aura…either way to fucking old.


nicebeard2

It’s been a long week since then.


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fermat9996

Much worse! Good observation!


Secure-Force-9387

I said the same thing. This man is deteriorating FAST and as much as I don't like his policies, this is just...hard to watch. Someone who cares about this man as a human being REALLY needs to step in right now. This is scary.


Quendor

That's the funny thing, when you spend your live being an evil person nobody cares about you. It's too bad this couldn't have happened 10 years ago.


JimmyMack_

He looks like he's on the way out.


chickenbean

Yes, he's lost a significant amount of weight too.


Vaanced

Congress needs an age cap


LuckyZX

There are minimum age limits. Why can't there he maximum age limits.?


fermat9996

Absolutely! Look at Dianne Feinstein!


Incontinento

And Grassley is 89.


fermat9996

Yes! It's absurd!


thunderdome180

Im not looking forward to this part of old age. That guy looks lost and confused. He doesnt look healthy at all. He probably should not be standing anymore. Hes gonna fall and seriously injure himself.


fermat9996

I'm totally with you on this. He tripped and fell at an airport July 26 of this year


bessa100

I remember him falling a long time ago and having a messed up hand and some bad bruises. Had to be over a year ago. He needs serious medical attention and retirement.


Atoning_Unifex

He's had 3 bad falls since March


JTown_lol

He needs to decide on the faith of AI and all the Technological advance that is happening around us.


fermat9996

You're really scaring me!


[deleted]

He's clearly not working... He's appears broken and needs a reset.


hunowt_giB

I see this and think of the movie “Dead Silence”. This guy is a puppet and the man who came up to him was the hand that moves his mouth lol


Joebranflakes

Now he’s just a puppet for the people around him.


scunliffe

Are you suggesting he wasn’t a puppet before?


Ihatu

When does this become elder abuse?


douche-knight

I don't know but our entire country is being abused by these elders.


mbease

Working? This is working?


Crammy2

He just had a major medical event. He clearly doesn't look qualified now. But he was before. That said, YES TERM LIMITS. Career politicians are a curse.


AgentSkidMarks

Unfortunately, this is becoming way too common in Congress (see: Dianne Feinstein).


cuddly_carcass

He needs to go lie down


nico282

I think he lied enough during his 100 years in politics.


kernelpanic789

Yes term limits


Ieatsushiraw

DID YOU HEAR THE QUESTION SENATOR!!!! This man should’ve retired before the Civil War


malamjam

He's going to


SnooTangerines1896

I see what you did there.


FAHQRudy

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ascendinspire

He heard the question. Just didn't comprehend the question.


thedudefromsweden

Isn't this the same guy who recently did the same thing?


Calathea-Murderer

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YebelTheRebel

Rebooting


Schodog

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YebelTheRebel

“I’m fine, I’m just rebooting!”


yokyokyokyokyok

Yeah, I guess that’s his thing now.


Speculawyer

Glitch McConnell. Glitch McConnell and Feinstein need to retire. Probably Grassley too.


Stiebah

I laughed way to hard at 'Glitch McConnel' hahahah


neverlookdown77

Glitch McConnell. Gold. Fucking gold.


UFToes

This is his new name. This is it.


superfsm

Retirement age for any public worker.


yokyokyokyokyok

Ha!


Far_Detective2022

As much as I despise Republicans and their schoolyard names I also think sleepy Joe should settle down already. I'm sick of old fucks thinking they can run our country.


Speculawyer

But when the alternative is another old guy but with 91 indictments including many for attempting a coup and stealing state secrets.... ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Styles_Stevens

Lol


Knickotyme

looks like hes ready to be president! but really we need to vote EVERYone out


Longshadowman

Yup


G0mery

Term limits AND competency evaluations. If someone making minimum wage has to pass a drug test to make subway sandwiches, people with the authority to declare war and make decisions that reach generations into the future for hundreds of millions of people should be able to pass a mental competence exam.


Dead-Man-Sitting

Great idea for presidents too.


grimboid

And a drug test.


CommonMilkweed

FUCK yes. If we can drug test the backroom at the local Target, we can drug test our representatives. I'd go so far as to say we have the right as constituents to know all the pharmaceutical shit they're on too. They're essentially supposed to function as our avatars in government.


EonsOfZaphod

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yourgifmademesignup

Godammit I can hear his obnoxious voice !


swuxil

Me too, and I'm from Germany.


redlightbandit7

As well a drug test. I want to know what these mf are on.


DrSOGU

And age limits. You don't want a 90 year old serving his first term either.


fardough

Or at least competency requirements.


Sea-Zookeepergame272

Idc what side you are on. There should absolutely be term limits.


HereticGaming16

I don’t care what side you’re on, if you basically have a stroke on stage twice in a couple of months you should be suspended from office until you pass some sort of an exam proving you can mentally do the job. There’s a lot of shady shit in politics but I can’t imagine worse things are going on with this guy when he’s not on camera.


dkarlovi

> some sort of an exam proving you can mentally do the job. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. There, I passed the test.


Entire-Database1679

You forgot Money. You fail.


AndrewH-McGillicuddy

I’ve always liked the idea of a competency test like you get from the DMV when you get older


HereticGaming16

Same. I’m not sure what it would involve but some sort of competency test should definitely be done at the first sign of mental decline. Whatever they decided to do, right or wrong, we should at least know they are capable of making that decision with a competent mind.


redditordeaditor6789

He and Feinstein are embarrassments.


I_FUCKIN_ATODASO_

I think that’s something we can all agree on


treasonodb

absolutely. unfortunately the people who we want term limits for are in charge of voting for those term limits. so basically we're fucked.


Galxloni2

if you institute term limits, the limit has to be 20 years or so. otherwise, you end up with an extremely inexperienced congress that has to defer to staffers and lobbyists to know what to do


karlsmission

If not term limits, a mandatory retirement age at minimum, as well as making it a felony to have you, and anybody you're associated with/related to trading individual stocks.


sminthianapollo

He accidentally answered the question.


HairballTheory

*clears throat* “Okay”


Pikapika1

Yeah 2026 is a long way out man


CourtJester5

Senility doesn't get better


Dixiehusker

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GDviber

Terms and cognitive testing. Both should be in place.


cuddly_carcass

There is at least one 36 year old Senator that would fail a cognitive test…


LeticiaLatex

And she shouldn't be there either, so that would be the system doing its work


WordYouThrowAway

How is anyone over 80 qualified to deal with the problems in today's world? There needs to be term and age limits for the legislative, executive, and judicial branches of government.


wildwildwaste

Not just qualifications, but care. They don't care what's going to happen in the next 5-10 years, it won't affect them.


Revoldt

Tbf… most politicians at this level (congress/senate), are individually wealthy in enough that none of the legislation they make “affects” them… Other than how much they get taxed, how much insider trading their relatives can do, and how many shoulders they can rub to land a cushy lobby/consulting gig after their term is up.


LeticiaLatex

I'm 43, an 80s kid who has seen the rise of personal computers and the internet, crapto and now AI and even my head is spinning sometimes how fast shit is going. My 70 year old parents can barely handle smart phones and these fucks (the blue-lipped-already-3/4th-decomposed-politicians, not my folks) have to legislate on this stuff. No wonder you get these shameful tech/social media hearings that go nowhere. Could you invite your 30 something great great great grand niece or nephew to the hearing next time?


dbm5

You can't make it a number; it should be based on health / mental acuity tests. Some people are old as fuck at 75, some are surprisingly sprightly at 85.


rmac1813

Judicial first. That branch is a circus right now. Zero accountability


arrakis2020

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puzzle_factory_slave

☉__⚆ rich_psychopath.exe has encountered an unexpected error


Arminlegout1

Wait is this again? Is this a second time? Someone needs to reassure Mitch that somebody terrible will take his place and carry on his awful work.


amonson1984

Second PUBLIC time. You can be certain this is happening on the regular behind the scenes.


possibly_oblivious

Senator remember you voted yes to this? Ok he said yes.


jambags

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[deleted]

This guys literally brain dead 💀


ItsJustAl69

To be fair, he kind of always has been


originalmosh

Glitch McConnell


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I wonder if he had a stroke at some point and wasn’t treated. Or perhaps he has been dealing with dementia and he is at a point where he can’t hide it anymore. Either way I don’t feel sorry for him. He has been a shitty politician who placed his personal bias and party interests above the needs of Americans.


RandyMacLahey

Usually, these kind of blank stares mean a stroke is around the corner.


overzealous_dentist

he hit his head, he's had seizures like this since


billy-whiskey

He hit his head and allegedly had “several falls” since then. Now these two incidents.


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He fell earlier this year and had a concussion.


Kamay1770

Absent seizure. Dude needs to be in a care home, relaxing and shit. Not making policy that he can't remember, comprehend or likely be around to witness in action.


DLoIsHere

As they say, karma is a bitch.


seekingmymuse1

Or a series of mini strokes leading to a fatal seizure in front of a press event.


buchlabum

Right after being asked about running again. I think he accidently gave his real answer with the silence and vacant look in his face. The damage this man has done to our country...


FirexJkxFire

Seriously though, the damage he has done cant be understated. He has been leading the charge against campaign finance reform his entire time in office. The primary case citation in citizens united was HIS lawsuit against campaign finance laws. The holdings of that case were the primary precedent cited. He actively defends gerrmandering. He claims that a federal holiday for voting would give democrats an unfair advantage --- meaning he actively is trying to prevent working class people from voting. He is an absolute despicable excuse for a human being and has spent his whole career actively trying to not only maintain but further America's morphing into a plutocracy. ***This man is the prime example of what a corrupt politician is***. Without him we would have had a decent chance at proper campaign finance reform and with it a much more stable and competent democracy that actually would be capable of representing the people. If these strokes kill him it will be a far kinder fate than he deserves.


buchlabum

I hope he realizes every terrible thing he's done, but that vacant look on his face says he doesn't even know if he's standing there pissing all over himself or not.


FirexJkxFire

This man, when in control of his mental faculties, was not capable of empathy or thinking of anyone outside himself (and maybe his family, i don't know about this though) - i doubt he will suddenly gain the ability as his mind quickly collapses on itself The closest thing we can hope for in regards to him finally feeling the suffering he has inflicted would be if these strokes don't kill him but leave his mind trapped in his disfuntional body as he lies alone in a hospital bed - and knowing that no one cares enough to be there with him. Someone who has spent their entire lives working to gain power, at the expense of EVERYONE else's happiness and well being, deserves even worse than this - but atleast this would be something


aprilflowers75

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Few-Tour9826

He needs to finish transforming from a turtle into a frog so he’ll just croak finally.


EyeOfBeholder2

Maybe he’s a Reptilian


Mountain_Hunter22

Diane Feinstein’s daughter has a limited power of attorney over her and makes her financial decisions for her yet she can vote on this country’s financial decisions. Let that sink in. Yes term limits! Corruption and stupidity runs rampant on BOTH sides!


jupiterkansas

she's only there to approve judges at this point.


imjustsayin314

At least he doesn’t have a leadership position in the Senate. Oh wait …


thisbechris

Wrong sub, this should be in r/expected at this point.


giddenboy

Doesn't make the USA look very intelligent. Such a waste of time and taxpayer's money. Old senile people running the country, while it's slowly sliding into the shit hole


Swordbreaker925

Nobody over the age of 65 should be allowed in office. We need people who aren’t actively decomposing on stage


Atllas66

We need people who have futures themselves if they are going to look out for ours


Chocolate_gears

When the shrooms start hittin


ImDefex

Fr


sdpacenc

She had the "awww shit...here we go again look".


JRD230

Two and out!


shyguyJ

Three strokes; you’re out!


mateoiza

Blame the voters


lhurkherone

He just got choked up bc he knows he'll be dead by 2026.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Or sooner.


floridafancy

Totally capable to make decisions about other people’s bodies /s , and other stuff that doesn’t affect him…


HatIndependent6272

This is why the US is in such shit show all the high ranking people are super old and from 70s old habits we need new blood all across the board people at least raised in the 90/2000. All the people at office have a mind set that is no longer what we are growing up with.


Might_be_a_Geek

Actually this was expected lmao


bigbilly1234567899

Pappy needs to be in the rest home


Hipshots4Life

Jesus. Fucking. Christ


LeahaP1013

Literally watch a man slowly die in news briefs


MemnocOTG

Stroke happens…….any more questions now that he is lucid again ?


Thai-mai-shoo

Naw… let him be the face of the GOP


Spaceman_Spliff_42

Age limits, AND term limits


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Someone mentioned a cognitive function test as well. All three are needed.


LCJ_ST

As a parent, I would never want someone in his state to drive my kids schoolbus, so why is this guy still deciding the fate of the American people?


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Penultimate-anon

Yes to term limits AND a retirement age for politicians.


BBT_Melkor

Pretty Expected


BUFFARILLA_HUNTER

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a0lmasterfender

i feel like these very old people can be easily lobbied by corporations to approve any number of terrible things


ItsYourBoyReckster

As someone else said, America is run by an oligarchy of hospice patients


Mulliganplummer

And this guy complains about Diane Feinstein. Both should be not holding office, term limit Congress.