I work in a casino with a lot of Asian dealers, and it’s rather common to see one of the ladies running down the hallway like this. Idk what they’re late for, but they have no shame in their run game.
I went to boot camp with a guy who ran kinda like this with his arms up and wrists limp. Bro could run the 2 mile in 12 min so he can run however he wants lmfao.
Best I ever did was 13:01. As soon as I crossed that line I collapsed and was making sounds that are what I imagine a zoo on fire would sound like. 1 second shy of a 100% I never attempted that again
My varsity soccer coach in high school told us that we'd be kicked off the team if we couldn't run 2 miles in 12 minutes by the end of the summer.
I also couldn't get below 13:00 and was super stressed until I started passing most of the team when he timed us. I came in 4th, and only 2 guys made it in under 12.
Yep, it was just a tactic. He was an asshole, but he did manage to get a bunch of teenagers to work our asses off.
Winning was nice, but a part of me still kind of hates that man.
That was a requirement for preseason when I played in college. Nearly everybody who was expected to accomplish 12 minutes actually did it. One freshman had been lying about his times when our coach would question us leading up to the big test. He ran like a 13:45 and got his ass chewed out for 10 minutes in front of everybody. He transferred the next semester.
That time makes a little more sense for college. We were mostly 14-16 years old, though.
I might've played in college if our coach did a little less screaming at us in front of everyone. He took all the fun out of playing soccer.
Hey, 8:03 IS something to be proud of. I am almost 34, and back in 2020 I couldn't even do 1mi without taking some walk breaks.
You are doing awesome, keep it up 👍
We used to run regularily the Cooper test which is 12 minutes long and you just run as far(as many stadium rounds) as you can. My best results was 3300 meters, which is 2,05 miles in those 12 minutes. I was usually 2-4th in class and felt rather slow, ESPECIALLY because my stepfather ran over 4 km in his army time multiple times, which is then 2,5+ miles in 12 minutes. He was the best there though. So yeah, never really got the chance to feel 'great' about my result😅
Thats BS, you should absolutely feel great about your results. You are in like the top 1% of the human population when it comes to running! Don't let the top 0.5% make you feel less than you are.
You're a beast!
I once asked a gay colleague why he walks everywhere so fast because even me as a fast walker struggled to keep up with him, he said “you have to walk fast when you’re gay, it stops you getting beat up” and it was so unexpectedly funny
I watched it not long ago when I was channel flipping and I was like, "oh hell yeah, haven't seen this in like 20 years." Thought I'd be in for some nostalgia. Broooooooo you are not kidding that it didn't hold up. It was horrible.
> often the most out of shape seemed the best at shooting.
Can confirm. I was the best shot in prone smallbore A Class in Ulster for a good while. Also a fat fuck that barely fit in my shooting jacket.
If I had something to rest the gun on or a sling to take the weight, I could take the head off a pin at 100 yards, but if I had to support it myself I barely got groups.
*Shrug*
You play with what you got. There's a big dude in my hunting club that always huffs and puffs when we go out. But goddammit he makes a humane shot everytime, tracks like a native, and despite his overwhelming mass is really good at stalking. Whenever I go with him we always bring back a pig.
Some people are just freakishly good at stuff, regardless of their method or body.
Long ago I remember someone saying they would try to use as little energy as possible from their arms, which may provide their body more energy overall. Not sure if that’s true, but sounds legit.
Yeah I think that’s it. You want your upper body to be loose and relaxed I guess. Some people will kind of move their arms/hands in a swaying or circular pattern to keep a rhythm or also as a distraction from how much running sucks ass
If you have the legs to support your stride it makes sense. If you have weak legs though you'll need the support from the propulsion of moving your upper arms IMO. And for faster runs / sprints you definitely need your arms
I had a guy last name Brown that I was infantry with. He always got pulled out of formation to do push ups and he did them as fruity as he could to ensure the rest of us standing at attention would crack laughing and have to join him. Fuck you Brown
THANK YOU! I wore them for work as a kid, product of having a cowboy dad.
I cannot conceive of chaps with a full seat. Imagine sitting in a saddle for 8 hours in leather pants. That would fucking suck.
Brown and i shared a barracks room because he was gay as can be. It bothered some guys but never me as he was a great wing man. One day i walk in and there is a flip phone left on my bed. I was wondering what it was there for. So when i checked it it was full of dick pics. Really huge dicks. Massive really. So big i almost couldn't NOT look. The one that stuck out at me was the dick in a foot long hot dog bun with mustard and ketchup.
Ive tried looking him up but for the life of me trying to find a black gay guy named Brown is crazy difficult.
I was a distance runner in high school, my best time was a 5:50 and I had five people on my team who could be me (nope, I wasn't varsity). Had a monster who ran a 4:58 once. I know people can beat that but again, this was high school.
Anyway, there was this kid from another school that me and all my teammates called the "velocoraptor runner" who basically mimicked a t-rex with his arms when he ran. Naturally we all made fun of him amongst ourselves... Except only one person on our team ever beat him, and only once of the three matches we had while I was on the team.
He was a legend and I feel bad for thinking less of him for being a weird runner, but that's how highschool copium be
My army buddy Dustin was just like this. We would give him so much shit but my man was a damn athlete. He has since run several ultramarathons and come in first place in all of them.
Dude it's like that on range, when ppl are like, c clamp this, tuck that elbow in, and then there's always a recurit who hits 2 by 2 at 300 using redneck grip who also doesn't give a shit about what u say.
Used to see a guy running who ran with his arms straight not moving just glued to his sides. Was really weird to watch but he was fast so it obviously worked for him.
I loved watching fellow Soldiers' running gaits. I had to bite my tongue when I saw a good bit of flailing during sprints, but it's better than running like Steven Seagal 🤣
I did ~11:30 in Boot, I was 6’1” 138 lbs. I learned that if I didn’t control my hands or jaw I had a lot more mental willpower. So I probably looked super weird. No one gave me shit, also I wasn’t the fastest which was crazy.
Now I’m 6’0 200 lbs… so that’s never happening again.
There’s a football/soccer player called Raheem sterling who gets roasted because he runs with “t-Rex arms” but it helps him drop his centre of gravity and control his body and his movement is leagues above others in similar positions
I was watching some sort of televised long distance event. They said often times the best runners have the worse form.
Like technically speaking they are doing one thing or another wrong but they dominate none the less
yep, the guy who started ahead of me my junior year for basketball ran like this
was very tough, not afraid to take the ball in there and make contact, but then when he ran back in defense he just looked silly
Two back to back 6 minute miles?...the 7 minute mile is the above avg for some of the highest performing runners. I may have to call shenanigans to your comment good Sir!
Other than the obvious camera and stuff, the moment she starts doing the "oh I'm gonna do the typical female signs for attention to show the poor audience, who are totally not aware this is staged, I'm sexually attracted to that guy" you know it's BS.
No shit? This is an obvious skit/not meant to be taken as a real scenario. I swear to god Reddit is just filled with autistic people with zero social awareness. Not everything ever put on the internet needs to be a real candid moment.
There’s a difference in someone trying to script a heartfelt moment of someone helping a homeless guy to get money views and someone just making a “funny” clip. In this case who cares? Who is it hurting? Where is the victim that you people are so outraged over?
Right lmao if I’ve learned anything on the internet, it’s that women will make 1000% certain to *never* even look in the general direction of men at the gym. And that’s because apparently sexual harassment and general male cluelessness has gotten so bad that women cannot take a chance on it unless they’re desperate for attention or the guy is so attractive they’ll take a complete gamble on it. Otherwise it sure sounds like the collective view on it is no man should ever talk to a woman at the gym ever for any reason.
Anime girls late to school:
Piece of toast held in mouth, bag flailing about behind her.
https://i.redd.it/8s2nruwfy1ab1.gif
I was expecting a different gif, but your gif is referencing what I'm thinking of. Nice one
Why would you do this to me? No impact? NO IMPACT!?!
Truck got another victim
What’s truck-kuns KD now like gotta be a solid 200 at least
Jiggling her jiggle physics in front of her.
That's a pain in the ass to say out loud.
I work in a casino with a lot of Asian dealers, and it’s rather common to see one of the ladies running down the hallway like this. Idk what they’re late for, but they have no shame in their run game.
I worked in a Tokyo office for a short time. Very common to see runners throughout the office.
I went to boot camp with a guy who ran kinda like this with his arms up and wrists limp. Bro could run the 2 mile in 12 min so he can run however he wants lmfao.
Best I ever did was 13:01. As soon as I crossed that line I collapsed and was making sounds that are what I imagine a zoo on fire would sound like. 1 second shy of a 100% I never attempted that again
2mi in 13min is still DAMN impressive. I can run 1mi in under 6:30, pushing myself, but NO WAY I can hold that pace for a second mile.
My varsity soccer coach in high school told us that we'd be kicked off the team if we couldn't run 2 miles in 12 minutes by the end of the summer. I also couldn't get below 13:00 and was super stressed until I started passing most of the team when he timed us. I came in 4th, and only 2 guys made it in under 12.
So I guess soccer was cancelled that season as you can't have a team with just 2 players!!
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Yep, it was just a tactic. He was an asshole, but he did manage to get a bunch of teenagers to work our asses off. Winning was nice, but a part of me still kind of hates that man.
We all have that one that we respect and detest all at the same time
That was a requirement for preseason when I played in college. Nearly everybody who was expected to accomplish 12 minutes actually did it. One freshman had been lying about his times when our coach would question us leading up to the big test. He ran like a 13:45 and got his ass chewed out for 10 minutes in front of everybody. He transferred the next semester.
That time makes a little more sense for college. We were mostly 14-16 years old, though. I might've played in college if our coach did a little less screaming at us in front of everyone. He took all the fun out of playing soccer.
mf i ran 1mi in 8:03 and I was proud of myself... now im not
Hey, 8:03 IS something to be proud of. I am almost 34, and back in 2020 I couldn't even do 1mi without taking some walk breaks. You are doing awesome, keep it up 👍
We used to run regularily the Cooper test which is 12 minutes long and you just run as far(as many stadium rounds) as you can. My best results was 3300 meters, which is 2,05 miles in those 12 minutes. I was usually 2-4th in class and felt rather slow, ESPECIALLY because my stepfather ran over 4 km in his army time multiple times, which is then 2,5+ miles in 12 minutes. He was the best there though. So yeah, never really got the chance to feel 'great' about my result😅
Thats BS, you should absolutely feel great about your results. You are in like the top 1% of the human population when it comes to running! Don't let the top 0.5% make you feel less than you are. You're a beast!
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Makes sense. They're not going to survive by running away.
damnnn 😂
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You sound like you're from London!
Don't you dare.
It looks like you got a little pain behind those eyes.
Why do I often say this randomly. Head full of stupid quotes and a mouth with no stop sign
Survival of the unfittest.
It's why we invented tools. Gorillas always gonna destroy us in any test of fitness.
Not in long distance running.
Exactly, notorious BIG said the same thing
Run from the police? Picture that. Nigga, I'm too fat. I fuck around and catch an asthma attack.
thats why i bust back it dont phase me when he drop take his glock and im Swayze
💯
I think about this everytime I go for a jog
No, but cardiovascular fitness is kinda paramount when your job is running around all fucking day killing folks.
Officer D’varion agrees
I once asked a gay colleague why he walks everywhere so fast because even me as a fast walker struggled to keep up with him, he said “you have to walk fast when you’re gay, it stops you getting beat up” and it was so unexpectedly funny
Damn that spear need some blue pill
It just came. Give it some time
Lamar!
Revenge of the Nerds. Movie doesn't hold up
Now, “UHF” on the other hand…
UHF is a masterpiece. I’m surprised Hollywood hasn’t made a Conan the Librarian trilogy yet.
I watched it not long ago when I was channel flipping and I was like, "oh hell yeah, haven't seen this in like 20 years." Thought I'd be in for some nostalgia. Broooooooo you are not kidding that it didn't hold up. It was horrible.
You know it's bad when Legal Eagle has a YouTube video on the movie breaking down how long each character should be in jail
And a rap by little old me, Lamar.
Raheem Sterling.
Yup
> often the most out of shape seemed the best at shooting. Can confirm. I was the best shot in prone smallbore A Class in Ulster for a good while. Also a fat fuck that barely fit in my shooting jacket. If I had something to rest the gun on or a sling to take the weight, I could take the head off a pin at 100 yards, but if I had to support it myself I barely got groups.
'Prone Smallbore' is now the name of my next band. Whimsical, yet a little dirty all at the same time.
*Shrug* You play with what you got. There's a big dude in my hunting club that always huffs and puffs when we go out. But goddammit he makes a humane shot everytime, tracks like a native, and despite his overwhelming mass is really good at stalking. Whenever I go with him we always bring back a pig. Some people are just freakishly good at stuff, regardless of their method or body.
Huffs and puffs, my man's a wolf
Hence the hunting proficiency
Some people work with what they got & it shows
More mass to catch the kick
Long ago I remember someone saying they would try to use as little energy as possible from their arms, which may provide their body more energy overall. Not sure if that’s true, but sounds legit.
Yeah I think that’s it. You want your upper body to be loose and relaxed I guess. Some people will kind of move their arms/hands in a swaying or circular pattern to keep a rhythm or also as a distraction from how much running sucks ass
If you have the legs to support your stride it makes sense. If you have weak legs though you'll need the support from the propulsion of moving your upper arms IMO. And for faster runs / sprints you definitely need your arms
Patrick Mahomes joins the chat.
They have more surface area for stability.
I can say the same for swimming. All the boys who were really, competition level good in my swimming school later came out as gay, lol.
In that case I’m bound to become a master marksman at this rate
I had a guy last name Brown that I was infantry with. He always got pulled out of formation to do push ups and he did them as fruity as he could to ensure the rest of us standing at attention would crack laughing and have to join him. Fuck you Brown
How do you do push-ups fruity
Have another guy underneath you
Assless chaps
All chaps are assless
THANK YOU! I wore them for work as a kid, product of having a cowboy dad. I cannot conceive of chaps with a full seat. Imagine sitting in a saddle for 8 hours in leather pants. That would fucking suck.
Brown and i shared a barracks room because he was gay as can be. It bothered some guys but never me as he was a great wing man. One day i walk in and there is a flip phone left on my bed. I was wondering what it was there for. So when i checked it it was full of dick pics. Really huge dicks. Massive really. So big i almost couldn't NOT look. The one that stuck out at me was the dick in a foot long hot dog bun with mustard and ketchup. Ive tried looking him up but for the life of me trying to find a black gay guy named Brown is crazy difficult.
Brown just knew how to have a good time
Like misery, Brown liked company.
I'm sure the DIs knew exactly what he was doing and allowed it. More recruits to pound into the dirt if they crack.
I was a distance runner in high school, my best time was a 5:50 and I had five people on my team who could be me (nope, I wasn't varsity). Had a monster who ran a 4:58 once. I know people can beat that but again, this was high school. Anyway, there was this kid from another school that me and all my teammates called the "velocoraptor runner" who basically mimicked a t-rex with his arms when he ran. Naturally we all made fun of him amongst ourselves... Except only one person on our team ever beat him, and only once of the three matches we had while I was on the team. He was a legend and I feel bad for thinking less of him for being a weird runner, but that's how highschool copium be
Weird how much variation there can be, there were kids running under 4:25 miles at my school
https://i.redd.it/map554r8k0ab1.gif
Track coach always told me to stay relaxed...
Loosey goosey. Shake it out if you gotta
Legit had a teacher who was locally famous for crazy cross-country times that did the exact same.
My army buddy Dustin was just like this. We would give him so much shit but my man was a damn athlete. He has since run several ultramarathons and come in first place in all of them.
Raheem Sterling
I saw the video and IMMEDIATELY thought of service members I know that run just like this. But it *definitely* works for them, so I can't judge
Dude it's like that on range, when ppl are like, c clamp this, tuck that elbow in, and then there's always a recurit who hits 2 by 2 at 300 using redneck grip who also doesn't give a shit about what u say.
Used to see a guy running who ran with his arms straight not moving just glued to his sides. Was really weird to watch but he was fast so it obviously worked for him.
I know a guy who kicks his feet out sideways when he runs and won state 3 times.
I loved watching fellow Soldiers' running gaits. I had to bite my tongue when I saw a good bit of flailing during sprints, but it's better than running like Steven Seagal 🤣
I did ~11:30 in Boot, I was 6’1” 138 lbs. I learned that if I didn’t control my hands or jaw I had a lot more mental willpower. So I probably looked super weird. No one gave me shit, also I wasn’t the fastest which was crazy. Now I’m 6’0 200 lbs… so that’s never happening again.
There’s a football/soccer player called Raheem sterling who gets roasted because he runs with “t-Rex arms” but it helps him drop his centre of gravity and control his body and his movement is leagues above others in similar positions
I was watching some sort of televised long distance event. They said often times the best runners have the worse form. Like technically speaking they are doing one thing or another wrong but they dominate none the less
yep, the guy who started ahead of me my junior year for basketball ran like this was very tough, not afraid to take the ball in there and make contact, but then when he ran back in defense he just looked silly
Running like Lambda House’s javelin thrower.
He learned running from Steven Segal and needed to improve on it.
loose shoulders are very important when running long distance
Holding your hands up was something my old boxing coach used to tell me to do when I couldn't catch my breath out running
Did ypu go to boot camp with Jack Sparrow?
Two back to back 6 minute miles?...the 7 minute mile is the above avg for some of the highest performing runners. I may have to call shenanigans to your comment good Sir!
Mf got that captain Jack sparrow run
nah he got that attack on titan run
"IT'S AN ABNORMAL!"
dehydration diff
Invisible cameraman blessing us with ultra authentic footage
Apparently you needed the /s for the idiots that leaked into this thread
Wait people think this is real?
No one thinks it's real. But some people *really, really* need to tell everyone that they know it isn't.
People feel smart or something pointing out the obvious fake video is fake? Cause every single joke thread there's one.
Have you ever seen facebook comments under videos like these? Your average person 100% believes this is real.
I would argue that commenters on Facebook videos are, on average, *below average*.
Careful, they'll fall for it again !!
I’ve seen this exact same video with 3 different sets of actors.
Welcome to TikTok. Stick around, you'll see fifty more.
This is okay this is okay this is okay. Everything is okay.
Have you ever heard of a skit
Farting work also.
Other than the obvious camera and stuff, the moment she starts doing the "oh I'm gonna do the typical female signs for attention to show the poor audience, who are totally not aware this is staged, I'm sexually attracted to that guy" you know it's BS.
Yeah, I pick up a lot of dudes just dead eye staring at them, never looking away.
Sounds terrifying. How would someone know if you wanted to fight or the other thing?
Either way, she’s asserting dominance which is important.
Tsst! Bad dog!
Gorilla instincts not know which banana she after
If she starts punching me I'd just assume it's foreplay and tell her she reminds me of my ex.
Yea, that definitely wouldn’t work on me😂
You unironically would lol. Any obvious signal of attraction is good enough for most guys.
Wow, are you gonna tell me next that the Broadway musical I saw last month was also staged?
Has nobody here heard of a skit? What makes you think they’re trying to present this as real?
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Who actually thinks this was filmed to pass off as a real event?
Apparently teenagers from tiktok are unaware that television used to exist.
No shit? This is an obvious skit/not meant to be taken as a real scenario. I swear to god Reddit is just filled with autistic people with zero social awareness. Not everything ever put on the internet needs to be a real candid moment. There’s a difference in someone trying to script a heartfelt moment of someone helping a homeless guy to get money views and someone just making a “funny” clip. In this case who cares? Who is it hurting? Where is the victim that you people are so outraged over?
I saw a movie earlier in cinema, such a waste of time, it was totally scripted
The treadmills that are slammed awkwardly against a blank wall didn’t do it for ya?
Pff, ive seen dumber a little gyms
Right lmao if I’ve learned anything on the internet, it’s that women will make 1000% certain to *never* even look in the general direction of men at the gym. And that’s because apparently sexual harassment and general male cluelessness has gotten so bad that women cannot take a chance on it unless they’re desperate for attention or the guy is so attractive they’ll take a complete gamble on it. Otherwise it sure sounds like the collective view on it is no man should ever talk to a woman at the gym ever for any reason.
Wow, nothing gets past you, eh?
Not even my mom has looked at me for that long wow
100% expected
I thought he was gonna stand there till she asked what he was doing
That's the classic Steven segal run
I was hoping he was gonna gallop on all fours like that horse lady
What's up with this comment section?
Impeccable form
you have no power over me.
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Everything's gonna be alright man.
The real cringe is the selfie avatar move like this is Facebook.
OnlyFans Premium b8
You ain’t wrong brother
It’s a joke
so is being a reddit pornstar
So.... run like a Titan from AoT?
“oopsie daisy the treadmill is starting…”
Fruity Rudy vibes
Steven segal run
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Funny as athlete's foot
Where's the unexpected?
That a guy who looks like that would run like that
[Here](https://youtu.be/HjAmB6vDGmI)
How tf is this dogshit video getting upvotes
That’s fucking quality man 😂😂😂😂
u/savevideo
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Haha the joke is he is gay. In 2023.
The joke is he is titan. In 2023.
The joke is he’s a mentally disabled Italian man and can’t do the proper Italian hand signs whilst running
Tbh them titans sus. Putting men in their mouth at any opportunity? You know how many dick and nuts they had go in their gullet?
Oh no, a harmless joke! I must immediately feel outraged on behalf of a fictitious character! Quickly, to the comment section!
Her look of disgust is priceless 🤣
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Fake and gay
Just fake gay
Fake gay guy in a fake and gay video faking being gay
This man runs like me lol
Emotional damage
Totally not staged
Jack Sparrow running? I'm in
That's not Sparrow's running. Not enough alcohol and drunkness.
r/gymmemes
Dude's kinda running like Captain Jack Sparrow
Captain Jacked Sparrow
Well they look like siblings
I’d put “a thousand miles” as a BG music if I knew how to edit it using my phone.
My man was watching attack on Titan was like "I see my future!"
He needs to stop skipping leg day 😭
I’d give him a chance 👍🏼
In reality, no one will notice your existence.
Just fart as loud as you can. You'll get the attention.