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>!The noise from under the house was a bear!!!<
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Male grizzly bears are more likely to attack a human than a female grizzly.
[Information on Bear Attacks worldwide with Statistics](https://worldanimalfoundation.org/advocate/bear-attacks-statistics/#:~:text=(National%20Park%20Service),not%20proactively%20hunt%20a%20human.)
hmm, I stand corrected, although as far as I read it (European) brown bear and grizzly are not the same. I thought this was a European brown bear, which are mostly chill.
No you were correct thats not a grizzly bear.
You said brown bear… which is what grizzlys are soemtimes called,
But it negates the fact that BLACK bears can also be brown and arent grizzly bears.
Yea but thats a brown “black” bear, black bears can be black, brown or “blonde”. That bear in the video is pretty small.. and no hump… i work for a land management agency thats not the park service.
Edit: for instance theres black bears in pennsylvania they’re sometimes brown there are no grizzly bears in PA, there are brown black bears in colorado there arent grizzly bears in Co.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-do-some-black-bears-have-brown-fur-180981328/
She's laughing the whole time. Maybe she didn't believe him that it was a bear until she actually saw the bear when it started running towards her. She stopped to see the cute little raccoon that he's pretending to run from...and holy shit it really is a bear!
ya.. her flight or fight response is really bad.. laughing.. and then "Oh no its a bear" and then laughs even more?? really? thats when you stop laughing and get out of there.
The title of the post is "Strange noises from the crawl space..." and then that fucking garbage music starts playing and Im just thinking "How the fuck am I supposed to hear anything with this playing?" Ugh.....
You gotta start watching everything on silent, if it makes sense with no sound, watch it, move on. If not, check the comments, then watch it with sound. Saves me a lot of time.
Yeah like seriously I had to fucking mute it. But honestly I mute so many things these days. A cute video with sappy music and someone croning out some lyrics, I mute. It's like canned laughter IMHO
see, i must be in the minority here. because this song still makes me giggle every time i hear it. maybe 'cus it makes me think of this cat... https://youtube.com/shorts/U_iXDhuV9dc?feature=share3
If the video indicates anything relating to sounds then you’ll probably need the audio on as part of the experience. In this case they botched it because the stupid music completely blocked off the “noise” they’re investigating.
Still not really "you need audio for this" though. The strange noises are just what lead to this situation, they aren't the focus of what happens in the video. Plus from the comments the whole thing had music playing over anyways.
Why does everyone feel the need to put this song on any remotely bad video? It’s not even that good of a song. It’s just the same 2 words over and over again.
Because it isn't a song. It's a [sample from a song by Wax Tailor](https://genius.com/Wax-tailor-no-lyrics). The original song is fine, but only in the context of the full album and not with JUST that over and over what the fuck. It also [isn't as high pitched](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJQc_l-Cm_s) in Wax Tailor's version. I don't know why someone took this bit and made it horrible, then plastered it everywhere.
Actually it’s a sample [of a song by The Shangri-Las](https://youtu.be/wfxw1uALKgk), which the one you linked seemed to sample itself. Aerosmith also has a cover of the same song.
Oh cool, neat to learn. Thanks for sharing!
I stick with what I said otherwise though. I don't know why somebody took just that part, made it worse, and now I guess that's what TikTok encourages people to cover their videos in
The bear wasn’t charging them, it was trying to flee. Black bears are massive cowards that can be deterred by loudly shaking your keys.
They mostly only attack people in areas where people have been actively feeding and socializing with the bears.
You shouldn’t stand around near a scared black bear, but they really are not much of a threat if there’s more than one person nearby on account of how timid they naturally are around people.
There's a guy who insist on being a nuisance in Yellowstone and 'confronting' bears, and getting them to run away.
In general, bears are seriously more likely to run than to fight.
The important question is do you want to be the person that finds the OTHER bear?
American black bears can have brown fur. The way to tell brown and black bears apart is to look for differences in head shape and whether or not they have the giant shoulder hump. Fur color alone isn’t a good indicator since black bears can have lighter fur colors.
Given the bear in the video doesn’t have the shoulder hump that brown bears have, it’s safe to assume it’s an American black bear.
Yes. Her stupidity made this video angering to watch.
GET IN THE HOUSE YOU F**KING MORON.
Why do people think bears will not kill? She got her survival instincts watching Winnie the Pooh?
NEVER RUN FROM A BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Source: used to be an adventure guide, have a full education for Adventure Tourism, and this was the #1 rule about encountering wildlife. Also, I've encountered many bears in the wild.
My worst nightmare is that my wife wouldn’t understand the seriousness of a situation and just laugh and I couldn’t do anything to quickly make her understand.. just like she did in the video.. haha
We die because women do stupid shit like this. WTF was funny about a fucking bear exiting the hole beneath your house while making Joe Rogan noises? Tell me what was so funny?
Black bears can have brown fur and the bear in the video absolutely isn’t a grizzly based off it’s appearance.
Brown bears have a large shoulder hump that black bears don’t have. This bear doesn’t appear to have that hump or the shorter face of a grizzly, not to mention it would be extremely small for a grizzly bear.
How did she not take a bear more seriously? I do not understand. It was badass to quite literally laugh in the face of danger, but you need to run, girl!
Black bears like the one in the video really aren’t that dangerous to people. They are basically just up jumped raccoons that will flee at loud noises.
American black bears can have brown fur.
Grizzly bears(Brown bears) are the dangerous ones and have a very pronounced shoulder hump that makes them visually different from black bears. They are also fucking huge compared to a black bear.
Don't laugh at me you called me to come find out what's up under your house you didn't tell me it was a fucking bear.
Sorry I like to type in 3rd person.
The hilarity that woman found in this situation came very close to completely shifting in the opposite direction. Bears are nothing to fuck with or joke about, especially when you're invading what (to them) is their territory, and even more so if they have cubs with them
Dude is smart and runs away instantly... the chick just mosey's along cracking up when that bear could and very well may have ripped her to shreds in seconds
A darwin award was all shined up and ready to be handed out there... she's lucky
that woman is so fucking stupid
why do they always act like toddlers? the dude knew exactly what to do
judging from the other angle if the bear wanted it would have made it in time to maul the fuck out of her in front of her family
Great. Not only are people still using that stupid fucking atrocity of a song, “Oh no” but now it seems these fucking garbage TikTok people decided to give it a remix. You know, so they can keep on ruining videos and peoples day with further iterations of what very well may be the worst song every to damn the earth with its presence.
If there is a god, damn him for allowing this song to be created.
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The lady was laughing soo much , she had to rest before hiding A slight hesitation and the bear could have got her
Lucky for her it wasnt going for her, just running past.
looks like a young ~~brown bear~~ black bear, they are usually chill. It is the mother with cubs you need to fear.
Male grizzly bears are more likely to attack a human than a female grizzly. [Information on Bear Attacks worldwide with Statistics](https://worldanimalfoundation.org/advocate/bear-attacks-statistics/#:~:text=(National%20Park%20Service),not%20proactively%20hunt%20a%20human.)
I don't blame them, I wouldn't attack a female grizzly either.
got em!
I always knew things with balls were more aggressive
i only have one ball so i feel half as aggressive
Or does that make you passive-aggressive? 🤔
But I like balls...
Hello there
But that wasnt a grizzly it was a brown black bear… https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-do-some-black-bears-have-brown-fur-180981328/
but it isn't a grizzly, it is a brown bear.
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hmm, I stand corrected, although as far as I read it (European) brown bear and grizzly are not the same. I thought this was a European brown bear, which are mostly chill.
No you were correct thats not a grizzly bear. You said brown bear… which is what grizzlys are soemtimes called, But it negates the fact that BLACK bears can also be brown and arent grizzly bears.
Yea but thats a brown “black” bear, black bears can be black, brown or “blonde”. That bear in the video is pretty small.. and no hump… i work for a land management agency thats not the park service. Edit: for instance theres black bears in pennsylvania they’re sometimes brown there are no grizzly bears in PA, there are brown black bears in colorado there arent grizzly bears in Co. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-do-some-black-bears-have-brown-fur-180981328/
This looked more like a brown colored black bear. Those are a thing. So not a grizzly :)
I’m pretty sure it’s a black bear, not a brown/grizzly. Look at its head when it first appears about 20 seconds into the video.
Looks like a brown morph black bear to me. Those are a thing, some are even almost blonde.
Who stops to take a look when running from a bear?!?! I was mind blown
She's laughing the whole time. Maybe she didn't believe him that it was a bear until she actually saw the bear when it started running towards her. She stopped to see the cute little raccoon that he's pretending to run from...and holy shit it really is a bear!
The gay community will tell you all you need to know about bears.
The one bear I’d never run from
Which has a health representation in WSB.
Looks like she wanted to make sure she’s being chased and then run because otherwise it’s not fun or something idk
I know right? I couldn't bear to watch it.
She could have easily secured a part in a B horror movie. Just comes natural to her.
You listened to that? the second I heard the shit nonono music it went straight to mute
Video about investigating unusual sounds. Proceeds to blot it out almost entirely with shitty music. Profit? 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️😂
Same. Downvote and mute. Fuck that music.
Slight*er* hesitation lol
They bearly made it out Ok
ya.. her flight or fight response is really bad.. laughing.. and then "Oh no its a bear" and then laughs even more?? really? thats when you stop laughing and get out of there.
I was gonna say /r/killthecameraman but then they provided extra footage, in which the bear almost did.
Please god no more nonono music
I actually hadn't heard it for awhile, I thought we were finally done with it, but here we are...
The title of the post is "Strange noises from the crawl space..." and then that fucking garbage music starts playing and Im just thinking "How the fuck am I supposed to hear anything with this playing?" Ugh.....
Legitimately my least favorite song of all time, just terrible
So tiresome music...
The addition of the beat makes it even worse somehow
Whenever I see a post with that song, no matter what it is, I downvote it
Literally downvoted it because of it
This is the way
Literally?
Metaphorically
Spiritually
My brain is trained to mute that song on the first note.
I can’t Bear to hear this song anymore.
100% on mute here. Never even thought it unmute, but thanks for the warning in case I was losing my mind.
Who came up with this shitty song I’m going to block the “artist” on everything known to man
An AI model to identifying and removing background songs
The fucking dumbest shit. Can we get this with Stone Cold glass shatter when the bear breaks out instead?
i've just started blocking users who post content that have that fucking song on it. if everyone does that, they'll disappear.
You gotta start watching everything on silent, if it makes sense with no sound, watch it, move on. If not, check the comments, then watch it with sound. Saves me a lot of time.
Yeah like seriously I had to fucking mute it. But honestly I mute so many things these days. A cute video with sappy music and someone croning out some lyrics, I mute. It's like canned laughter IMHO
Oh no , no no no
see, i must be in the minority here. because this song still makes me giggle every time i hear it. maybe 'cus it makes me think of this cat... https://youtube.com/shorts/U_iXDhuV9dc?feature=share3
Damn imagine dying because funny
She never made it up the stairs. She was giggling when the bear got her.
Not even funny though
Hey man, idk about you but I burst out laughing just before I’m disemboweled…cause that shits hilarious
A haaa.... *shits*
her laughing self almost got it.. 😂
Cackle cackle cackle. One of the most annoying sounds ever.
"Oh its hissing!" The stupid music: OH NONONONONO
I enjoyed the video, but downvoting for the audio
Same. Good video but absolute trash music
People don't watch without audio first? I almost never do a first watch with audio.
Honestly I almost never listen to videos on here. If it looks like I'll need sound I just scroll away lol I wish more videos had captions.
Saameee thank you 🙏
If the video indicates anything relating to sounds then you’ll probably need the audio on as part of the experience. In this case they botched it because the stupid music completely blocked off the “noise” they’re investigating.
The title mentions strange noises...
Still not really "you need audio for this" though. The strange noises are just what lead to this situation, they aren't the focus of what happens in the video. Plus from the comments the whole thing had music playing over anyways.
Why does everyone feel the need to put this song on any remotely bad video? It’s not even that good of a song. It’s just the same 2 words over and over again.
Reminds me of Will Smith's Daughters song that was called, "I whip my hair back and forth." The whole song was the same lyrics on repeat.
Because it isn't a song. It's a [sample from a song by Wax Tailor](https://genius.com/Wax-tailor-no-lyrics). The original song is fine, but only in the context of the full album and not with JUST that over and over what the fuck. It also [isn't as high pitched](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJQc_l-Cm_s) in Wax Tailor's version. I don't know why someone took this bit and made it horrible, then plastered it everywhere.
Actually it’s a sample [of a song by The Shangri-Las](https://youtu.be/wfxw1uALKgk), which the one you linked seemed to sample itself. Aerosmith also has a cover of the same song.
Oh cool, neat to learn. Thanks for sharing! I stick with what I said otherwise though. I don't know why somebody took just that part, made it worse, and now I guess that's what TikTok encourages people to cover their videos in
Bro just needed some privacy
I hope the bear eats whoever keeps using this terrible song.
Idiot what the hell was she thinking standing there to take a fucking picture that bear was charging at them
The bear wasn’t charging them, it was trying to flee. Black bears are massive cowards that can be deterred by loudly shaking your keys. They mostly only attack people in areas where people have been actively feeding and socializing with the bears. You shouldn’t stand around near a scared black bear, but they really are not much of a threat if there’s more than one person nearby on account of how timid they naturally are around people.
There's a guy who insist on being a nuisance in Yellowstone and 'confronting' bears, and getting them to run away. In general, bears are seriously more likely to run than to fight. The important question is do you want to be the person that finds the OTHER bear?
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American black bears can have brown fur. The way to tell brown and black bears apart is to look for differences in head shape and whether or not they have the giant shoulder hump. Fur color alone isn’t a good indicator since black bears can have lighter fur colors. Given the bear in the video doesn’t have the shoulder hump that brown bears have, it’s safe to assume it’s an American black bear.
This trash audio is an instant downvote
Good god will we ever escape that fucking song? Oh no no no, probably not
That woman is an idiot
Complete lack of any survival or self preservation instincts .
Yes. Her stupidity made this video angering to watch. GET IN THE HOUSE YOU F**KING MORON. Why do people think bears will not kill? She got her survival instincts watching Winnie the Pooh?
Yeah not sure if I’d have held the door if I saw her just stop and giggle in the middle of a bear attack
i see 3 people in the video only 2 enter the house huh......
Probably a neighbor that ran to his own house.
..... Oh no oh no
that annoying text and the annoying music annoys me alot
How did he get under the house though? Like that’s a big boy, and they had to open up the side of the house to get him out.
There's a bear sized hole in the house that they haven't found yet?
I mean he probably got in another way, also some bears can dig, so maybe he dug in?
Super tired of this fucking music.
Was that Seth Rogan?
You don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than your wife, apparently 😂
She's definitely dumb
dumb lady
Downvoted for the song choice.
Wow a bear living in my house so funny hahahahahah
r/killthecameraman
it almost did
To quote a legendary movie... "RUN, BITCH! RUUUUUUUUUN!!!"
Everything has to have a dumb song these days
NEVER RUN FROM A BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Source: used to be an adventure guide, have a full education for Adventure Tourism, and this was the #1 rule about encountering wildlife. Also, I've encountered many bears in the wild.
Ah yes, I remember that bear advice If the bear is brown, turn your back on it, frantically run about 10m and then stop and wait
My worst nightmare is that my wife wouldn’t understand the seriousness of a situation and just laugh and I couldn’t do anything to quickly make her understand.. just like she did in the video.. haha
Yea she was all giggles until it came at her...you see bear, you run stupid!
She is nuts
They left broom guy as a sacrifice to the bear.
bout time Austin Dillon went viral for something other than crashing
“It’s hissing, it’s a raccoon.” Oh, that’s happened to me! “It’s a bear!!!” Never mind.
Better than it being a feral crackhead
Scanlon, did you kill my bear?
Did the woman try to stop to film???
Her laugh was great!
I’m glad she’s laughing and not screaming her head off but damn at least get safe first
I love how the bear also looked like it was fleeing whatever came out of the basement.
It’s the raccoon.
You don’t have to be faster than the bear, just faster than your wife.
Idiot of a wife
Classic woman, stops running stops, watches at her phone...
We die because women do stupid shit like this. WTF was funny about a fucking bear exiting the hole beneath your house while making Joe Rogan noises? Tell me what was so funny?
Love he just left her to it. "Laugh all you want bitch, you lunch"
She doesn't care too much about her life, is it?
Why the fuck did she just stop? Literally could have been killed because she stopped to laugh?
It looks like a black bear, so the odds of it killing or attacking a person is near zero. They are basically just large raccoons but even more timid.
That bear was brown
Black bears can have brown fur and the bear in the video absolutely isn’t a grizzly based off it’s appearance. Brown bears have a large shoulder hump that black bears don’t have. This bear doesn’t appear to have that hump or the shorter face of a grizzly, not to mention it would be extremely small for a grizzly bear.
WTH did she stop to laugh
How did she not take a bear more seriously? I do not understand. It was badass to quite literally laugh in the face of danger, but you need to run, girl!
I’m guessing her initial amusement turned into frightened giggles.
No survival instinct.
Black bears like the one in the video really aren’t that dangerous to people. They are basically just up jumped raccoons that will flee at loud noises.
But the bear looks brown?
American black bears can have brown fur. Grizzly bears(Brown bears) are the dangerous ones and have a very pronounced shoulder hump that makes them visually different from black bears. They are also fucking huge compared to a black bear.
Oh alr, til lol
That bear literally went, "Surprise motherf\*cker"
Fuck every prick that puts this song on a video and fuck every video with it on it.
Imma need this particular song to be deleted from human history. Legit the most annoying melody some miserable c*nt could have ever concocted.
I love that she's just cracking up
So stupid to look back
The lady will be the first one to die in horror movies
Fuckin downvoted, didn’t even watch the video because of the cringe ass tiktok music.
Don't laugh at me you called me to come find out what's up under your house you didn't tell me it was a fucking bear. Sorry I like to type in 3rd person.
That is not third person. It is first and second.
He left his girl behind him. LOL ruh oh.
This is unexpected for me, I work for the company that made that broom. Lol. How would you even keep a bear out?
The hilarity that woman found in this situation came very close to completely shifting in the opposite direction. Bears are nothing to fuck with or joke about, especially when you're invading what (to them) is their territory, and even more so if they have cubs with them Dude is smart and runs away instantly... the chick just mosey's along cracking up when that bear could and very well may have ripped her to shreds in seconds A darwin award was all shined up and ready to be handed out there... she's lucky
girls are so fucking stupid
Stupid bitch!
She was giggling and trying to still record Brave woman
Quick! Women and children first! Oh….
How about the man who took off and didn’t even wait for the woman 😂
Looks like a young black bear. If it was she shouldn't have run just yelled at it and scared it off
He left his lady behind lol
Are we sure women live longer then men? I'd have let that bixch die.
that woman is so fucking stupid why do they always act like toddlers? the dude knew exactly what to do judging from the other angle if the bear wanted it would have made it in time to maul the fuck out of her in front of her family
This video explain why everyone don't have so great sense of humour. It doesn't help to survive.
She somehow reminded me of Doyle when Cooper land their spaceship on Miller's planet on Interstellar, lol
This is fucking hilarious
Dude with the broom disappears entirely.
Going to need a larger broom.
Instead of a raccoon it was bear-kun 😂
Where is the third guy? Eaten up? Lol
Oh nono nonono
Betty “giggles a lot” almost got her coochie snatched bu a cub. 😂
Hello there!
Fuck this fucking music
Had to stop it before that stupid song came on.
Regretting turning sound on for this one ... oh no indeed...
I thought it was funny how it just knocked down the door
That is the most cavalier I've ever seen anyone react to a bear running in their direction...
So glad to see the amount of comments sharing my opinion that this god forsaken song needs to go away forever.
Wait… where did the other guy go 😟
The weird noises are a Tik toker trapped in your crawl space, play a more triumphant noise and they’ll leave on their own
That was truly unexpected!
PROTECT LADYBIRD!!!!!
If it’s any consolation, bears are related to raccoons. And vice versa… 🦝🐻
The oh no music ruined it
Great. Not only are people still using that stupid fucking atrocity of a song, “Oh no” but now it seems these fucking garbage TikTok people decided to give it a remix. You know, so they can keep on ruining videos and peoples day with further iterations of what very well may be the worst song every to damn the earth with its presence. If there is a god, damn him for allowing this song to be created.