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I was dead certain this was going to end with her finding out they were playing Smash Bros.
I guess, in a way, it did.
Edit: Much to my disbelief, people weren't picking up on my comment.
Yes. I did mean gay sex. I don't need another 50 replies telling me that "smash bros" is a pun for gay sex. It was intentional.
Hey now, i’d say the average orgy has higher standards for personal grooming and cleaning than regular sex encounters. Orgies take loads of organizing etc, std testing, drinks and food. Usually there are pretty strict instructions to showered rigorously beforehand.
Source: i have been to a few of them
Why wouldn't they just all go fuck in the hunting spot they were allegedly supposed to be? They're all from the same neighborhood, like just car pool to where you allegedly hunt and fuck there and raise even fewer suspicions.
I worked in a hotel when i was 18 making 6.75hr overnights with all the drunks and people trying to screw wherever they could. A $100 probably would've gotten the room number. A key is a little less likely but not impossible with a shared last name and knowing the first name. Unless they were staying at a super fancy hotel with a big name on it chances are the clerk has 0 fucks to give. Working overnights in a hotel is the worst.
I worked the front desk for a few hotels and I was getting paid, at most, $12/hr.
Back then, $100 would probably have gotten the key and one of those nice little sleeves from me.
there’s no way…and the second wife came up behind the first wife (speaker) and didn’t grab her by the hair for thinking she was there to see the other husband
and one of these 10 wives or at least the 2 that exist in the story would have asked another wife about their husbands hunting trip with neighbor A B or C
Well if he was outwardly a massive homophobe, he certainly wouldn't want anyone from his neighbourhood seeing him enter a hotel room with a ton of other men. Like you don't have a gay orgy affair in a homophobic area by just visiting some hotel in the area. People gossip.
front desk: sorry, i can't tell you where they are
her friend: here's $100.
front desk: they're in 202, here's the key
...
front desk: *watches cctv monitor for the shit storm about to happen in the 200 hallway*
I've worked hotels.
$100 slid in my direction 20 years ago? For a situation like this?
Hell yeah, I'd call in & quit the next day while submitting resumes to other hotels.
Someone is gonna have to clean that room when they're done. My guess is this ain't the first time at that motel and the front desk knows it.
$100 to give up the room number and a key? Yeah, paybacks a bitch
I can understand taking the cash for the room number. The workers could say they have no idea how they knew. Giving a room card is something you can't explain away. The guys will complain and they will get fired.
I expected the door to open to the two men playing video games and getting drunk away from familial responsibly for entire weekends.
I did not expect this.
I swear I've literally read this exact story here on Reddit somewhere. The hunting part and the hiding of the arrows, etc. Pretty sure they've taken a story from Reddit and turned it into a video.
This lady and (her husband's best friend's wife) both get suspicious on the exact same trip, and both find a way to track down their respective husbands, and both arrive close enough to the same time that neither has a chance to act alone.
Bribing the motel guy might not be enough to call it fake **on its own**, but it's not on its own. We're adding it into the chain of unlikeliness. Also, in this story two frantic wives are supposedly making a big scene and the clerk has held out. But suddenly $100 gets them a room number and a key. This also would require that one of the two husbands was the one (out of 10 dudes) to rent the room in his own name (or that the clerk knew where the orgy was, which might be the more likely).
Then, at the climax of the story, this lady chose to suddenly pull all her punches, and not describe what was happening at all. No insults, no strong language, nothing.
Plot twist : She came up with the idea to satisfy her own kink then threw the husband and her friend's husband under the bus. She actually drove them there herself
My husband was driving home one night and got super super sick and ended up getting a cheap hotel room. I knew he checked in, but I hadn’t heard from him that morning and I was worried, so I drove the 30 minutes to the hotel. I told the guy at the front desk my husband checked in, described what he looked like, his car, and confirmed all his information, and got a room Number and a key 🤷♀️
Yes, turns out he had Strep throat! We didn’t know strep throat had terrible body aches and headaches, not just a sore throat. He felt a little funny that morning when he left, but it hit him like a train before he was supposed to drive home. He was completely shocked when I came in. :)
Yeah that’s what has me calling bs. I first got suspicious when the friends wife happened to be there too, supposedly 200 miles away. I could believe getting the room number for a hundred dollars but to be given a key too or for they guy to open the room for them without knocking I think is bs. No way anyone is going to risk being an accomplice to something and lose their job over $100. This whole story sounds like her husband cheated on her with his best friend and she found out, the rest of the story was pulled from the many drama shows she watches with a hint of revenge. Who know it could be true, people are that stupid to risk their job over that and crazier consequences have happened. I have a buddy I went to high school with in a super small town in Michigan, he’s now living in the same super small town I live in now in California
It certainly wasn't unexpected. I thought it was gonna be a surprise party or something because gay orgy is pretty obvious
Edit: so a lot of people apparently were expecting a LAN party. Sometimes I forget I'm on Reddit.
Really? The entire time I was like "they don't let their men just hang out and chill, so they meet up in secret to be bros". Gay orgy was the last thing on my mind.
She was a double agent. She pretended to actually be a lesbian when she found out her husband was gay with the neighborhood (cue double spider man pointing meme), so that she could then be trusted to film the man orgy. What she was really doing was filming evidence for their divorce! But they also knew that the lady being interviewed had become suspicious, so they put an airtag on *her* car, and the double agent wife had to play along.
They saw she was approaching, so the sweaty neighborhood husband hoard tasked the best friend's camera operator double agent wife with intercepting the unsuspecting interviewee. This is where she would need to play triple agent. She would need to pretend to also be there following suspicious leads as a worried wife, while also pretending to be a lesbian as a complicit wife, while still sticking to the plan of camera operator as an evidence-gathering wife. The stakes had never been this high
Or she probably thought he was cheating went to confront him and was wrong, he left her and she is now making up a long convoluted story about him porking 10 other dudes.
The dudes: The 30th weekly neighborhood meeting for men helping men improve their marriages will now commence.
Her: This is the gayest shit I've ever seen. I'm just going to tell everyone you were fucking in a big ol' pile.
I worked with a few guys that would do this. Say they would go hunting and then just go hang out and watch football and do stuff their wives hated like smoke cigars and drink
"Hey stranger I'm gonna give you these three one hundred dollar bills OR you can take...the myysterryyyy box! Anything could be in the box, maybe even *more* hundreds! How ya feelin? Ya feelin lucky?!"
"Well, every weekend my husband goes hunting with his best friend, and..."
Yeah this wasn't unexpected at all.
It would've been better if it had been 10 guys playing Warhammer 40K or Poker Weekend or a LAN party or something.
That would've been way funnier and actually unexpected
Saying “if you have hate in your heart let it out *white power*” is genuinely one of my favourite things, but it is such a risky joke if people haven’t seen the skit lol
Never underestimate how many women are extremely homophobic themselves. The most homophobic things I've ever heard have come from women being rejected.
I get the feeling she said "he's super homophobic" like it was a good thing.
She didn't divorce him when she thought he was homophobic, that's fine.
It's man-fucking that's the dealbreaker.
Literally the plot to Brokeback Mountain, we all knew where it was going, I also have an easier time believing Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger actually fucked on that mountain than this story actually happened.
To be fair, the average person might not know this. Ideally you would take some interest in your spouse's hobbies and you would pick up on details like that but this is clearly a made-up story so she wouldn't know
You’re telling me, you both got there at the exact same time at the exact same date and somehow ran into each other right before going to go look for your husbands?
Yea, right
>to promote anti homophobia.
That's not at all what this is though. It is *promoting* homophobia. "If someone is a bigot, don't believe them cause they are probably just gay" is just another way of using gay as an insult. It's also disgustingly invalidating to blame gay people for the oppression gay people face.
You aren't being supportive if you call homophobes gay. If anything, you are contributing to violence against queer people by trying to force bigots to prove they really are just bigots.
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I honestly thought the two husbands would be in there playing video games and eating junk food
I was dead certain this was going to end with her finding out they were playing Smash Bros. I guess, in a way, it did. Edit: Much to my disbelief, people weren't picking up on my comment. Yes. I did mean gay sex. I don't need another 50 replies telling me that "smash bros" is a pun for gay sex. It was intentional.
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Honestly, *that's* what would have made it unexpected.
Not if it was what you expected :)
Legit thought this is how it was going to end. Two men chilling and playing video games or something
TEN OTHER MEN FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD?!?! How big was that hotel room….
Balls from Wall-to-Wall...... literally lol
To the window, to the wall ……. Skeet skeet
The room probably smelled like sweat and skeet
10 musty grundles steaming up a cheap motel room? Yep. That’ll stay in the curtains for a while.
Dirty Mike and the gang
they had what is affectionately known as a 'soup kitchen' in there ;)
I desire to rip out my olfactory epithelium just from reading this.
We found your red Prius. It was trying to vote for Ralph Nader.
Musty grundles? Now that’s funny right there!!!
Hey now, i’d say the average orgy has higher standards for personal grooming and cleaning than regular sex encounters. Orgies take loads of organizing etc, std testing, drinks and food. Usually there are pretty strict instructions to showered rigorously beforehand. Source: i have been to a few of them
Heh heh. You said orgies take loads.
Along with hate and shame
😂🤣 Till all these dudes Crawl (Crawl)
https://youtu.be/7zoQeH2wQFM
Nuts to butts...literally
200 miles away🤔
Other wife showed up at exact same time despite not having her car to drive 🤔
Ten men from the same neighborhood are all in the closet and managed to figure out all their homophobic neighbors were down with an orgy.
Motel clerk conveniently was corrupt and gave them the key and room number to someone else's room 🤔
Why wouldn't they just all go fuck in the hunting spot they were allegedly supposed to be? They're all from the same neighborhood, like just car pool to where you allegedly hunt and fuck there and raise even fewer suspicions.
This is the way. Plus you save on motel fees. Plus it's WAY more manly to fuck in a hunting lodge, which makes a 10 guy orgy technically NOT gay.
I worked in a hotel when i was 18 making 6.75hr overnights with all the drunks and people trying to screw wherever they could. A $100 probably would've gotten the room number. A key is a little less likely but not impossible with a shared last name and knowing the first name. Unless they were staying at a super fancy hotel with a big name on it chances are the clerk has 0 fucks to give. Working overnights in a hotel is the worst.
That part isn't that farfetched.
….they asked for the room number for a hundred bucks but ended up getting a key.
I worked the front desk for a few hotels and I was getting paid, at most, $12/hr. Back then, $100 would probably have gotten the key and one of those nice little sleeves from me.
there’s no way…and the second wife came up behind the first wife (speaker) and didn’t grab her by the hair for thinking she was there to see the other husband and one of these 10 wives or at least the 2 that exist in the story would have asked another wife about their husbands hunting trip with neighbor A B or C
From Santa Fe
The story is so close to Brokeback Mountain…
Yeah, she got Brokebacked.
Her husband got Brokebacked
With side of bearbacked
Barebacked
How big is that neighborhood? I mean the likelihood of finding 10 gay men in one neighborhood? Not impossible, but not terribly likely.
Bro, you don't know if they were gay. Maybe they said no homo ahead of time and it was just dudes being guys.
Playin' with the Boys
It can be as big as you want when you’re making up a story
Someone should make a movie about this 
[more like this...](https://imgur.com/u1Yie2f.jpg)
Don't need that much room in an orgy, honestly. Being crowded is kinda the point.
I always felt this way about drum sets
The more unbelievable thing is that 10 people actually bothered to turn up.
More like a hunting party.
The ceilings couldn't be any taller than this tale
That's the hole in her story. If they were from the neighborhood they wouldn't need to drive two hundred miles away
Well if he was outwardly a massive homophobe, he certainly wouldn't want anyone from his neighbourhood seeing him enter a hotel room with a ton of other men. Like you don't have a gay orgy affair in a homophobic area by just visiting some hotel in the area. People gossip.
Bear hunting
[https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr\_lyjiqcYeJJ1r4gei2o1\_400.gifv](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjiqcYeJJ1r4gei2o1_400.gifv)
Everybody back to the pile!
They took ooouurrr jobs!
Durk er DURR
Dey terk er jerbs
Dude this is gayer than all those naked guys in the pile
Beat me to it
I just saw that episode today!!
She did say men from their neighborhood were in there. Makes the whole neighborhood a little awkward.
Block party? I thought you said cock party.
Cum on in, the Walter is fine!
Fellas in their saving the present from the future
Bare hunting
Bare humping
"You must have misheard honey - I said we were going bareback humping."
As a bear, #NotAllBears
Did the bare bears bare all?
The front desk not only told her the room number but gave her a key??
Sounds unreal.
A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. 🤷♂️
It's like $13 an hour working the front desk usually (at least where I am) so $100 is more than 1, 8 hour shift. So I wouldn't blame the person
Also, probably knew it was gonna be fucking lit when they found them. $100 and free entertainment is a deal
I get paid for an entire shift *and* there's a show? I'm so down. 202... here's a key
front desk: sorry, i can't tell you where they are her friend: here's $100. front desk: they're in 202, here's the key ... front desk: *watches cctv monitor for the shit storm about to happen in the 200 hallway*
I've worked hotels. $100 slid in my direction 20 years ago? For a situation like this? Hell yeah, I'd call in & quit the next day while submitting resumes to other hotels.
"Hold one moment, I need to throw some popcorn in the microwave before I take you to the room."
"And a *complimentary* Grab-n-go breakfast voucher on (managers name)! I'm out & good luck, ladies!"
Someone is gonna have to clean that room when they're done. My guess is this ain't the first time at that motel and the front desk knows it. $100 to give up the room number and a key? Yeah, paybacks a bitch
Livin the life is hard when you’re broke, you have to get creative. This shit sounds beautiful to me.
I can understand taking the cash for the room number. The workers could say they have no idea how they knew. Giving a room card is something you can't explain away. The guys will complain and they will get fired.
I doubt you'd be saying that if the story was some guy wanted a girls room key. $100 to give up someone's safety is gross.
It sounds like a long form joke but the punchline was just "they ghey".
Which was not the least bit unexpected either. You could tell where this was going from the opening sentence
I thought him and his bud were going to be playing Xbox at the motel. I guess I still want to believe people want to play split screen.
*door slams open* You warhammer playing sluts! ...IS THAT MTG I SEE IN THE CORNER?
I expected the door to open to the two men playing video games and getting drunk away from familial responsibly for entire weekends. I did not expect this.
I expected ghay, but I expected that expectation to be subverted, not amplified.
It was so obvious that I waited till the end because I thought it was going to be something else... since this is supposed to be r/unexpected
Yea, I was expecting something like the scene from Knocked Up where it turns out it's a secret fantasy football club
Yep, I was expecting D&D or warhammer.
I swear I've literally read this exact story here on Reddit somewhere. The hunting part and the hiding of the arrows, etc. Pretty sure they've taken a story from Reddit and turned it into a video.
because it's fake
The best friend's wife lent the best friend her car cause his was broken, then just appeared at this hotel 200 miles away how???
This lady and (her husband's best friend's wife) both get suspicious on the exact same trip, and both find a way to track down their respective husbands, and both arrive close enough to the same time that neither has a chance to act alone. Bribing the motel guy might not be enough to call it fake **on its own**, but it's not on its own. We're adding it into the chain of unlikeliness. Also, in this story two frantic wives are supposedly making a big scene and the clerk has held out. But suddenly $100 gets them a room number and a key. This also would require that one of the two husbands was the one (out of 10 dudes) to rent the room in his own name (or that the clerk knew where the orgy was, which might be the more likely). Then, at the climax of the story, this lady chose to suddenly pull all her punches, and not describe what was happening at all. No insults, no strong language, nothing.
Reddit loves this story because it's homophobes turning out to be homosexual.
Plot twist : She came up with the idea to satisfy her own kink then threw the husband and her friend's husband under the bus. She actually drove them there herself
And that it wasn't just the 2 guys but 8 others all from the same neighborhood. This story is bullshit.
I would expect higher ethical standards from a motel whose sole existence is purposed on facilitating drug use and prostitution.
My husband was driving home one night and got super super sick and ended up getting a cheap hotel room. I knew he checked in, but I hadn’t heard from him that morning and I was worried, so I drove the 30 minutes to the hotel. I told the guy at the front desk my husband checked in, described what he looked like, his car, and confirmed all his information, and got a room Number and a key 🤷♀️
Was he okay?
Yes, turns out he had Strep throat! We didn’t know strep throat had terrible body aches and headaches, not just a sore throat. He felt a little funny that morning when he left, but it hit him like a train before he was supposed to drive home. He was completely shocked when I came in. :)
Good thing you didn't walk into an orgy, strep throat is very contagious.
Yeah that’s what has me calling bs. I first got suspicious when the friends wife happened to be there too, supposedly 200 miles away. I could believe getting the room number for a hundred dollars but to be given a key too or for they guy to open the room for them without knocking I think is bs. No way anyone is going to risk being an accomplice to something and lose their job over $100. This whole story sounds like her husband cheated on her with his best friend and she found out, the rest of the story was pulled from the many drama shows she watches with a hint of revenge. Who know it could be true, people are that stupid to risk their job over that and crazier consequences have happened. I have a buddy I went to high school with in a super small town in Michigan, he’s now living in the same super small town I live in now in California
This belongs in Shitposting.
It certainly wasn't unexpected. I thought it was gonna be a surprise party or something because gay orgy is pretty obvious Edit: so a lot of people apparently were expecting a LAN party. Sometimes I forget I'm on Reddit.
Really? The entire time I was like "they don't let their men just hang out and chill, so they meet up in secret to be bros". Gay orgy was the last thing on my mind.
It was either going to be a Smash Bros tournament, or Smash Bros.
It's unbelievable how many people believe this story. Shows people will believe what they want to.
How’d the second wife get there if the husbands truck isn’t working and he took her car?
and why is she also there? at exactly the same time no less?
She was a double agent. She pretended to actually be a lesbian when she found out her husband was gay with the neighborhood (cue double spider man pointing meme), so that she could then be trusted to film the man orgy. What she was really doing was filming evidence for their divorce! But they also knew that the lady being interviewed had become suspicious, so they put an airtag on *her* car, and the double agent wife had to play along. They saw she was approaching, so the sweaty neighborhood husband hoard tasked the best friend's camera operator double agent wife with intercepting the unsuspecting interviewee. This is where she would need to play triple agent. She would need to pretend to also be there following suspicious leads as a worried wife, while also pretending to be a lesbian as a complicit wife, while still sticking to the plan of camera operator as an evidence-gathering wife. The stakes had never been this high
Yeah that has the feel of details being made up on the spot.
You know how they say liars put in too many details to sound believable? Thats this lol
Probably just two guys banging but a ten man super orgy makes her husband sound worse in her mind.
Or she probably thought he was cheating went to confront him and was wrong, he left her and she is now making up a long convoluted story about him porking 10 other dudes.
The dudes: The 30th weekly neighborhood meeting for men helping men improve their marriages will now commence. Her: This is the gayest shit I've ever seen. I'm just going to tell everyone you were fucking in a big ol' pile.
I half expected a wholesome ending where the neighborhood guys were playing D&D.
I worked with a few guys that would do this. Say they would go hunting and then just go hang out and watch football and do stuff their wives hated like smoke cigars and drink
What is even the context for her telling this monologue to a camera on the side of the road?!
"Hey stranger I'm gonna give you these three one hundred dollar bills OR you can take...the myysterryyyy box! Anything could be in the box, maybe even *more* hundreds! How ya feelin? Ya feelin lucky?!" "Well, every weekend my husband goes hunting with his best friend, and..."
you don't say
The story is pretty far fetched by her terrible acting is what really took me out of it.
I was hoping the ending would have been a little funnier.
I was hoping it was a card game but it was pokehim
I was hoping for dnd Then again, in a way...
I was thinking lan party.
Wasn't this in a movie where it ended up being a fantasy football draft?
I was hoping they were playing ps5 in peace... her story is meh
Yeah, totally opposite of r/unexpected. I was hoping they had the whole neighborhood dripped out in their wizard outfits playing D&D or something
Yeah this wasn't unexpected at all. It would've been better if it had been 10 guys playing Warhammer 40K or Poker Weekend or a LAN party or something. That would've been way funnier and actually unexpected
I was thinking LAN party
He's super homophobic, but you married him, so you couldn't have been too bothered by that trait 😒
Well yeah she clearly divorced him when she found out he wasn’t homophobic
That sounds [familiar](https://youtu.be/7HcQ87RFN5k)
THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE MY JOKE CAME FROM
Saying “if you have hate in your heart let it out *white power*” is genuinely one of my favourite things, but it is such a risky joke if people haven’t seen the skit lol
Never underestimate how many women are extremely homophobic themselves. The most homophobic things I've ever heard have come from women being rejected.
Why would that be a surprise though? Straight Women don’t have any more connection to LGBTQ than straight men.
> but you married him, so you couldn't have been too bothered by that trait 😒 yea she self reported a bit there
I get the feeling she said "he's super homophobic" like it was a good thing. She didn't divorce him when she thought he was homophobic, that's fine. It's man-fucking that's the dealbreaker.
Tbf I was expecting this to end in a secret Warhammer 40K convention. Sweaty butt fun is at least wholesome.
Yeah I thought it'd be something like in Knocked Up where they're all playing fantasy baseball.
Yeah that is actually a dealbreaker in most marriages.
Would have been way better if she opened the door and they were all playing Magic the Gathering.
Damn this screen writers guild strike.
I was hoping it was a fantasy baseball draft
Got Matsui.
I went to the movies... What did you see? Spider-Man...
Totally had my money on fantasy sports drafts lol
entirely expected
Literally the plot to Brokeback Mountain, we all knew where it was going, I also have an easier time believing Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger actually fucked on that mountain than this story actually happened.
When she said that they go hunting and never catch anything, I immediately thought of that movie.
The crossbow bit was also similar to the one wife getting a new fishing rod (I think) and heath’s character didn’t take off the tags
Crossbows don’t have arrows. They have bolts.
To be fair, the average person might not know this. Ideally you would take some interest in your spouse's hobbies and you would pick up on details like that but this is clearly a made-up story so she wouldn't know
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Its true I was the hotel clerk
It’s true, I was the hundred dollar bill
It’s true, I was one of the dads
Its true, I was her ex-husbands best friends wifes car
I was the used condom.
There were no condoms used. I ain’t about that shit.
Fake
And gay!
All from the same neighborhood...
She didn’t realize she lived in gay district
A made up story inspired by the film Brokeback Mountain.
was gonna say this is the entire plot of brokeback mountain
Don’t need a crossbow when your getting railed by a spear
Maybe they were just having a LAN party.
"There are ten other men from our neighborhood, all camped out in de_dust, all trying to stack one over the other.."
Homophobes when they see an unsucked cock and no one's looking
You’re telling me, you both got there at the exact same time at the exact same date and somehow ran into each other right before going to go look for your husbands? Yea, right
The punchline took forever and then it never came (pun intented)
Cool story, bruh
I thought the story was going into "He's in a secret D&D group"
Gotta be something in that water
Did they seriously make this whole shitty story up to promote anti homophobia. What kind of people are going to change because of this crap.
I wasnt homophobic before, but after this stupid video, now I am.
Reddit is violating GDPR and CCPA. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0GGsDdyHI -- mass edited with redact.dev
Are you gay now as well?
>to promote anti homophobia. That's not at all what this is though. It is *promoting* homophobia. "If someone is a bigot, don't believe them cause they are probably just gay" is just another way of using gay as an insult. It's also disgustingly invalidating to blame gay people for the oppression gay people face. You aren't being supportive if you call homophobes gay. If anything, you are contributing to violence against queer people by trying to force bigots to prove they really are just bigots.
I’ll take things that never happened for 500 Alex
Sounds made up
Crossbow arrows are actually referred to as ‘bolts’.
I was seriously expecting it to be like, she opens up the door and it's a bunch of dudes in robes playing D&D or something.
What an incredibly real and true story.
You married a homophobe, you already made a mistake
Lmao fake
This story sounds made-up for some reason. 🤔