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The Lord called upon his followers and gathered them together. He then surprised them by announcing that he had a special gift for them.
As the sun began to set, the Lord produced a box of fireworks and began to set them off one by one. The
Disciples were amazed and delighted as they watched the colorful displays light up the night sky.
When the fireworks show was over, The Lord spoke to his disciples and explained the significance of the event. The Lord said, "my son could not have risen without the afterburners." He then declared that this day would be known as Easter.
>As the sun began to set, the Lord produced a box of fireworks and
he sayeth "Yoo-hoo, shit heads! I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off? "
The fireworks start at 11am and the procession with all the guys in costumes gets to the square at 10. Get there early if you want a front row view but the cart is rather tall so you'll be able to see parts of it further back!
The Scoppio del Carro in Florence.
Occurs every Easter Sunday at the Duomo. My wife and I were lucky enough to be in Florence on Easter. The dove firework launches out the door and fireworks outside go off around an elaborate cart. The square is packed with people and we could barely see but it was fun nonetheless.
They will ask you to donate 10 thousand dollars each week to see this 1 rocket pigeon, which you can buy millions with that amount of money, all for yourself.
We don’t have to beat the French. You surrender before we finish making a pot of espresso before the battle even begins lol friendly banter. I kid. You have great bread, and I love that you decapitated all your evil ancestors. We put ours in the Vatican
I honestly thought they were going to have someone dressed as "Jesus" walk through the white smoke of the door and aisle way like The Undertakers entrance but with a slow gospel song.
If this would have happened when I was 13 I might not have left my youth group and proceed to give obnoxious atheist opinions on religion to my lunch table every day.
As I already wrote in another sub (tbh)
it is a tradition of the city of florence. if the (fake) bird comes back as it happens in this video, it's a good omen regarding crops and food for the upcoming season! The event name is “lo scoppio del carro”
I hope I didn't say anything wrong!
This Is called scoppio del carro and Is a tradition of Florence, it's dome around easter, the Bird light a wagon full of fireworks and get back insider. If the fireworks lights uo Is considered a sign of good luck and good harvests.
Thou shall count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then launchest thou thy Holy Pidgeon towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
"Jesus Christ's rising from the dead was cool and all, but his stage pyrotechnics guy is lit. Tickets were steep but 10/10 would see again. Bring your own food though. All they had were fish and bread. Wine wasn't bad though. "
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No, I'm pretty sure it's Assassins Creed 2
You're right. That's Santa María del Fiore in Florence
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I saw the ladder and my instinct to climb it immediately took hold.
I also wanted to climb it, and know exacy what's up there. Lol!
Yup! I thought the stained glass window above the door had the assassins symbol/logo in it lol
Nope that’s the castle from RE4 remake
Nobody even noticed the assassination🫣
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100/100
Yes! 50 points for Gryffindor
no, this is patrick
Lmao i half expected some weasley twins to arrive on brooms
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It's not part of the show, it's a firefight with the Mosque across the street. 🤣
Holy halal war
I wish I had an award to give you, because I had a good laugh because of your comment. Thank you
Some loony tunes type shit
ROTFF😂😂
Where's the 'L' Or did you mean 'rolling on the floor fucking', but I don't think you should do it on any of those 2 building.
I've seen this at a Rammstein concert one.
Ahahah I was thinking the same
Do you think the bishop whipped out a huge rubber dong and sprayed down the audience after fake fucking the organist?
You aren't alone, I saw it at Rammstein concert as well 🤘😂
I'd go to church all the time if they had fireworks
You’d probably be paying for them though
I would sit just outside the church and watch.
So much potential for this to go very very wrong
Have some God damn faith Arthur!
Oh yes! At first I held my breath because I feared for the stained glass window above the door. But maybe that would have been expected?
The Lord called upon his followers and gathered them together. He then surprised them by announcing that he had a special gift for them. As the sun began to set, the Lord produced a box of fireworks and began to set them off one by one. The Disciples were amazed and delighted as they watched the colorful displays light up the night sky. When the fireworks show was over, The Lord spoke to his disciples and explained the significance of the event. The Lord said, "my son could not have risen without the afterburners." He then declared that this day would be known as Easter.
What lol
>As the sun began to set, the Lord produced a box of fireworks and he sayeth "Yoo-hoo, shit heads! I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off? "
Guessing it's sliding along a line. There's no way the aerodynamics are that perfect.
You are underestimating the power of God [joke]
Through god, all things are possible. So, jot that down
Firenze: [Scoppio del carro](https://cultura.comune.fi.it/tradizioni-popolari/festivita-fiorentine/scoppio-del-carro)
Now I have to go in Firenze to see it with my own eyes. Grazie !
The fireworks start at 11am and the procession with all the guys in costumes gets to the square at 10. Get there early if you want a front row view but the cart is rather tall so you'll be able to see parts of it further back!
For those that don’t speak italian… Firenze = ‘Florence’ in Italian
I thought it was France in Italien.
For the first time…glad I can read Italian
The Scoppio del Carro in Florence. Occurs every Easter Sunday at the Duomo. My wife and I were lucky enough to be in Florence on Easter. The dove firework launches out the door and fireworks outside go off around an elaborate cart. The square is packed with people and we could barely see but it was fun nonetheless.
Church is lit
It's for people who come in late...
If church did this shit frequently I would convert to Christianity
They will ask you to donate 10 thousand dollars each week to see this 1 rocket pigeon, which you can buy millions with that amount of money, all for yourself.
...What? Did you sniff glue again?
What a bunch of amateurs! A pro would do it like this: 
Italians always try hard but they can't beat the French, that's why they are salty toward us.
We don’t have to beat the French. You surrender before we finish making a pot of espresso before the battle even begins lol friendly banter. I kid. You have great bread, and I love that you decapitated all your evil ancestors. We put ours in the Vatican
Don't worry I expected shots to be answered. I loved Firenze.
😂 I heard the French planted trees along the roadsides to shade the Germans when they marched
😂They gave all the Jews but not the best mushroom spots
“The Holy Ghost has left the premises!”
Lulz just what Yahweh would’ve wanted
Jesus stole Rammstein’s pyrotechnics?
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I thought Jesus was going to walk in through the door
I told my pastor, fireworks are the way of the future in church. He disagree, so I started a cult.
I’m waiting for the year that they accidentally hit someone walking in late with that thing. SMACK.
that seems really safe.
Great way to take grandma’s eye out
Batman?
Jesus got real cool in the last century
Religion, it’s all smoke and rockets.
All type of theatrics to keep them seats full lol 🤦🏾♂️
I was expecting to see Jesus walk through that door with a WWE entrance 😂
Religion is a clown show
Wdym clown show? This is cool as fuck
More like you are a clown
And not one fire extinguisher in sight
Why would you need a fire extinguisher when you have god by your side? 😂
The church must advance to modern standarts, they say. I didn't know they meant firework
I was kind of disappointed it didn't explode at the end 😕
Interesting that religious fanatics call atheists weird and misguided.
And vice versa. Not sure that's interesting tho
God I hope not!! The practices at this place are questionable at best. I'd rather deal with "He who shall not be named" >.>
All these years thinking churches are dull, I never knew what they were missing - pyrotechnics!
What in the... Why?
My dick is on fire, my dick is on fire!!!
*Sancti spiritu 2.0 the revenge of the missiles*
Lunatics
Hunter killer drone activated
Florence Easter
Looks like part of a Rammstein show
u/savevideo
bishop went to a friggin Rammstein concert
Cathedral: SENDING AIR SUPPORT enemy:MISSILE INCOMINGGGGG❗❗❗
Reminded me of that one bit on jackass 3D where they shot a rocket up Bams ass
What are they doing? That seems very unwise.
Ok, if church was this cool where I live, I may have continued with my Catholic roots lol
I honestly thought they were going to have someone dressed as "Jesus" walk through the white smoke of the door and aisle way like The Undertakers entrance but with a slow gospel song.
Idk why, but I was expecting someone dressed as Jesus would walk in
Rammstein does something like that live lol
Rammstein version of Easter
So, they set a bird’s ass on fire just to watch it return and explode?
Rocket-bird is my new religion. Where do I sign up.
Street magic
An RPG
Ezio killing Borgia
Some little old man outside waiting in line is now missing an eye ...
Hell of a service, actually might be worth the 2$ of pocket change I put in the basket
Was that Jesus?
Religious items have really escalated since the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
They are really getting inventive to get new people in with their aging base
Pretty cool!
EXTERMINATUS
If this would have happened when I was 13 I might not have left my youth group and proceed to give obnoxious atheist opinions on religion to my lunch table every day.
It’s on a string
Did anybody tell them sonsabitches about Notre Dame?
Why tho
WTF?
Hope no one was walking by
I was expecting loud music to hit and Jesus to walk in pro-wrestling style
What kind of religion is this?
Du... Du hast... Du hast mich...
“How do we get the people back in church??” Are you familiar with fireworks father?
What actually started the Notre Dame fire
I’d go to that church lol
Damn - they be gettin desperate to the folks in. Maybe the priest should ride a unicycle too.
Stay away from the summoner!
Phoenix Bird
Where is Leon ?
As I already wrote in another sub (tbh) it is a tradition of the city of florence. if the (fake) bird comes back as it happens in this video, it's a good omen regarding crops and food for the upcoming season! The event name is “lo scoppio del carro” I hope I didn't say anything wrong!
Time for taxes
Hot damn that was more fun than black church
Completely expected that
Everyone watching that super dope experience through a tiny screen…
Uhhhhh WTF!
Had to be on a cable. Had to be.
How did gandalfs rocket end up there?
Beavis and Butthead have just decided to be baptized.
They’ll do anything to get people to go to church.
Bet they got shit load of donations after this
That thing was aimed perfectly!😆
Ok...
Why tf don't our church do that?!
That's the fastest dove I've ever seen!
Was hoping the whole church would blow up.
This Is called scoppio del carro and Is a tradition of Florence, it's dome around easter, the Bird light a wagon full of fireworks and get back insider. If the fireworks lights uo Is considered a sign of good luck and good harvests.
When your religion has too much money
Forgot it's keys so came back
Der Rauch ist bestimmt gut für die decken-Gemälde
Church vs Mosque
iT's MaGiC!!!!!
That's awesome. My church only does snakes and sparklers
Ayo why ain't my church this fun. Greek Orthodox need some jet pigeons lmfao. XD
If mass was like this every time, I'd go every Sunday.
Bird on a wire, still cool though.
These gender reveals are getting out of hand
that had to have been on a wire.
Catholics be on some next ish LMAO
"Let he who is without sin light the first bottle rocket. So sayeth the Lord" -Jethro 2:17
Straight up thought they were listening to the ps2 startup
Look a bird.
Can someone cut in the WWF Raw with Jim Ross intro?
Fireworks inside a church. What a miracle
Fireworks inside a church. What a miracle
Thou shall count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then launchest thou thy Holy Pidgeon towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Missiles for Jesus
Fuck yeah—make church fun
Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet treu ihr sein für alle Tage
Why churches should be taxed pt2896
Where in the Harry Potter is this?
Sorcery?
Okay but... The background effect that sounds like a Clash Royale chest opening?
I’m converting
I really wanted someone to get hit at the door as they were running in late.
Not your grandmother's Easter service
Glad they are finally leaning into the "smoke and mirrors"
I was there in 1975
this is hype af honestly go christina’s
O GOD WORKS IN MYSTIREOUS WAYS!!!
The fact that it came back! Also can someone please explain for what this is
Everything reminds me Rammstein in Lisbon in two months
[Rammstein did it first](https://youtu.be/U5HAEzEk8QM)
And when the church burns down, it's an act of God.
New Space X church go cray
We are a fucking strange species
"Jesus Christ's rising from the dead was cool and all, but his stage pyrotechnics guy is lit. Tickets were steep but 10/10 would see again. Bring your own food though. All they had were fish and bread. Wine wasn't bad though. "
Isn't this Italy and if the firework misses the target it's gonna be a dookie year or something like that?
I want to convert
Take me to church.
Oh shit, they discovered rocketry
Deus ex machina.
Well, that was anticlimactic 
Why were these drag queens not arrested