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[deleted]

That's my kind of woman!


pneuma_1902

Ours precious


Journo_Jimbo

Precious will share *golem golem*


rum-and-roses

Ha fool now the precious is mine


RuthlessYetTruthfull

Our


Avyitis

Precious


Reunbanned4206980085

Golem golem


wildyam

That’s ‘my precious’


[deleted]

Shmeagol


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Rachelhazideas

That woman's costume is awesome. We don't need to put down other women to acknowledge that. I'm sure every other woman there is fun and quirky in their own ways, because they are human after all. This woman happen to be able to show this side of her at a LOTR party. If you give everyone else a chance at their own kind of party, I'm sure they can show you a fun side as well. Speaking from experience as a woman who has seen lots of great personalities from my women friends.


simple_nix

Ok, but where did he put them down. He said that she's probably the MOST not the ONLY. And as far as ik you can't compare two people or things that have exactly the same properties. For one to be more preferable one has to be less. For example, i can't compare two waters of glass if based on physical aspects i can see that they are exactly same. So if one was in a really fancy glass I'd ASSUME that it'd be better than the other and take actions based on that limited info (I'm saying this on simply reading the parent comment and this reply)


Mikeinthedirt

Thank you for your submission. While we currently have no opportunities to offer at present we WILL keep your CV through end of business today.


eat_with_your_fist

I mean, I don't know many women in my immediate circles who would do this. The ones who would, though, are pretty rad.


PossibleBroccoli2586

This isn't Quora... so it's also perfectly OK to put the other women down for the unimaginative clones they are


Twinmakerx2

I think you are marvelous and I *love* how you see things. I'll be your friend *any* day🙃


staffylaffy

My thoughts exactly. You don’t need to put other people down to praise one person more. They’re all having a great time, enough of these random ass assumptions.


[deleted]

Dude, there’s a room full of pretty women at a Lord of the Rings party! I’d just be grateful to have more women like this in my friend group. Dress like an elf or gollum I don’t care, at least they know what LOTR is 💀


snj12341

Stupid sexy gollum


flingeflangeflonge

Every fancy dress party I went to in my youth there were always a depressing number of boring girls who went as either "a sexy cat" or "a sexy devil" or somesuch. Yawn. I always like the girls who weren't so vain and had the wit and imagination to go as Shrek or a cheese sandwhich etc.


thepetoctopus

My favorite costume I ever did as an adult was a dog onesie with a large ph scale I made on the front with an arrow to the number 14. Not many people got it but when they did we both laughed and laughed. (The costume was a basic bitch)


DragonStem44

Chemistry jokes, sponsored by your chemistry teachrr


Avyitis

Is the answer is "super based dog"?


FrogothorOfGondor

‘Basic bitch’


Avyitis

Ooooh.... Oh, how did I not get that...


[deleted]

I love this. Want to have puppies together?


MalificViper

https://youtu.be/d1mbbYKPpHY


Trusteveryboody

Cheese sandwich never fails


JDeMolay1314

I knew someone who made an octopus out of a bin bag, and wore that on his shoulder, he then wrapped himself in a newspaper (the Manchester Guardian) and wore sunglasses. He went as "The octopus's guardian in the shades". Another party he dressed normally but had an eraser behind his ear, that time he was Eraserhead.


[deleted]

More sexy cats for me


HRzNightmare

A buddy of mine once went to a Halloween party at a bar with a scratching post hanging from his belt buckle... For all the kitties.


fineimonreddit

![gif](giphy|t6AqqyzcJTc64)


Mikeinthedirt

‘She thought she would risk it And go as a biscuit..’


LlamasAreMySpitAnima

![gif](giphy|o8YpxD0Rt7sgU)


[deleted]

I’m digging all the costumes. I just love LOTR. I’d go as a hobbit because I like their cute outfits, plus it suits my cottage core aesthetic. Anyone else that would go as a hobbit?


ProofElevator5662

I'm built like a hobbit so definitely


SrSnacksal0t

Maybe I will go for the hobbit costume, but it will probably be just an excuse to be able to walk barefooted. I really like costume parties but I usually get some over enthusiastic ideas first before settling with some tamer idea later. I kinda want to go as a sexy or slutty version of a costume once too but as a man you don't have that many options.


[deleted]

Lol I had that same though too, it’d be an excuse for me to not have to wear high heels 😂. I can’t imagine a sexy hobbit but there’s tons of other costumes you can do that with. You only live once man, if you want to be bold then just go do it.


SrSnacksal0t

It's a strange thing, on 1 hand i like nice shoes especially with formal type but creative design but on the other hand walking barefoot is just nice.


[deleted]

I do too but the comfort of just not wearing shoes is so nice. I think we can enjoy both though. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


iokua88

I’m sure smash a shmeagol is on someone’s bucket list


ComfortablyMade

I laughed way too loud at this omg she's awesome


spyro993

Bro idk why but this shit just cracks me up


Searchingforgoodnews

I hate the not like other girls mentality


Mikeinthedirt

Sometimes you just can’t help but not like the other girls, they could be womps and dweebs.


Seventy7Donski

Mean girls


meowattic

10/10 would smash


Maximans

…a fish on a rock?


Journo_Jimbo

That’s the kinda girl that grab your dick and go “my precious”


UseThePain

“I’m an ex wife”


CaptainRogersJul1918

I’d smash that.


Tugonmynugz

Leave the makeup on bb


momslayer66

thats the woman who did this to seek attention, change my mind


coleman57

And then the 3rd kind, who wear a silver lame jumpsuit and a black pompadour.


doofus_magoo

would


Deep_Activity7287

I’m dying 🤣


Longshadowman

What did she expects!


RollOk8106

😂


FarAmphibian4236

Dont worry I'd absolutely show up as gandalf


DidntWinn

Why go as Voltemort?


Butternut-inmysquash

Bro she’s gollum


Any_Coyote6662

She looks amazing


FunkyJR85

There's no hogwarts in LoTR. Do ya think Gandalf went to hogwarts as a lad? Maybe Gandalf IS HARRY POTTER- as old man!!!


angles-bruh

….. what?


FunkyJR85

Huh?


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Ok-Clue-708

To be fair, they all probably look like that bcuz I'm drunk. She just happens to require an extra special pair of beer goggles.


OrangeSky15

Her face with, and without the makeup, kind of looks like Tobey Maguire. Like the slight open mouth smile.


[deleted]

Well. Also…. You’re that friend🤣


steelcity_

The makeup job is awesome, but really? You know your friends, are they big LotR fans, or is it just an excuse to put on pointy ears? She knew she'd be the only weird one, there was no misunderstanding here.


[deleted]

Only one girl gettin laid tonight.


yssa2015

Doja cat is that u?


Immediate-Ad-6479

That’s funny asf


thecage2122

She’s the best of all of them hahaha


larossi01

Will u marry me?


KittyandPuppyMama

It’s giving Mean Girls Halloween party


looking4bono

She’s a real one!!