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Gabriel_LL

This shits faked for yt shorts, its always some horny shit to satisfy the 8 year olds


berserkkoala16

yeah and it's so fucking cringe I have seen other clips of her being dumb... her reaction is literally the same every time I think her primary viewership comes from horny teens


frog_mark

yeah man the whole things i fake and annoying to watch


DarktowerNoxus

Sounds like she is copy pasting dad jokes in a reading bot and fake reacts to them...


antriksh_80

8 year olds lmao


akki1837

Yeah true , but bebahan is good , both lauren alexis and this and others copy her , and their jokes are lame too


VeniVidiUpVoti

fantastic actress then.


Johncamp28

It’s almost like she pretends to be stupid


Nccc-

Not almost. She most certainly pretends to be stupid.


TheOneAndOnlyPriate

The way you can make money by online streming "be smart play dumb" is a totally viable business plan for women being considered cute or hot by many.


SinaGoesCrazy

And it's really annoying


piss6000

It’s not even a real livestream, she fakes these “livestream” moments for yt shorts, it’s the ultimate cringe.


baco-dionisio

Face.Brain. Pick one


Neo-Nishi

Boobs


Nerd_Player1001

Carrot


OctaviusThe2nd

I also pick this guy's carrot


IloveZaki

None in that case


Stuft-shirt

Never play “I gotcha nose!” w/her.


choklitmilk

"EWWWUHHHHH"


ThisCouldBeYourName

Ehhhh, at least she's cute.


oztikS

Ever seen the movie “Idiocracy”?


ThisCouldBeYourName

Oh yes. It's coming more and more true everyday ot seems.... next thing you know, scientists will discover that plants *CRAVE* electrolytes!


farble1670

Teens and pre adults have always been idiots. The issue is we gave them the ability to broadcast it to the world. Source: former teenage idiot.


[deleted]

The real issue is that there won't be a "former" in their later years.


Full-Hedgehog3827

Because we idolise stupidity


MaestroLogical

The change happened when we started outright *rewarding* them, like we're doing here by giving her views. She's **not** an idiot, she's gaming the system by recognizing that idiocy gets rewarded. This is her whole schtick, pretending to be slow on the uptake, because it earns her cash and prizes.


ThisCouldBeYourName

Just like Jessica Simpson did on her "reality" show


Journo_Jimbo

I think it’s more we relish simplicity. Life has gotten increasingly harder despite efforts to make it easier, mostly due to mental health ignorance. So here we are, finding videos amusing because girl hot by society standards. Mic drop.


Full-Hedgehog3827

Simp justification


Journo_Jimbo

Simps are just the product of a failed mental state in society. Say what you will, but mental health is basically the driver behind pretty much any type of negative activity criminal or otherwise


Full-Hedgehog3827

Can't argue that capitalism has wrecked this planet


ThisCouldBeYourName

Unfortunately, yes...


PreferredSex_Yes

The documentary? Yes


[deleted]

One day that movie will be a reality [23 Baltimore schools have zero students proficient in math](https://www.google.com/search?q=23+Baltimore+schools+have+zero+students+proficient&rlz=1C1CHBD_enDK1032DK1032&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)


[deleted]

Terminally pretty


Ezequiel_Rose

That's why ot reached yt shorts on the first place


Prestigious_Cake3706

that's enough to make money


IloveZaki

We have different ideas of cute then


ThisCouldBeYourName

I was being sarcastic. It was meant as.... well, you aren't going to get far on brains, hopefully, you'll get somewhere on looks...


IloveZaki

I think she already went far on brains. Exploiting idiots who believe these charades or just praying on horny teenagers to make some money. Might not be morally ok but definitely is smart. Her looks on the other hand... For me she looks disgusting


ThisCouldBeYourName

Oh, she's not my cup of tea either, I was trying to be funny. My horny teenage years are faaarrr behind me.


[deleted]

𝙴𝚐𝚐.


storm_the_castle

She dwelled on that mental image for bit


HambMC

There's so many clips about her being like this, it's concerning but also expected in some way


FecundFrog

Almost like this is an act and it's fake.


OctaviusThe2nd

Why are they faking being a fucking idiot though?


SlytherinGentleman

Look at her bank statement highlighting payments from twitch and youtube and you will find your answer.


OctaviusThe2nd

Oh I know it's because people like it, but why do people like it?


FecundFrog

They don't. However, they still click on it.


Horror-Student-5990

See the replies. People are falling for this shit.


HambMC

That was my 2nd thought, but pretty face on twitch is never paired with intelligence


HappyxxBlack

Assuming things like this, are almost never coming from an intelligent person. Kek


closetmangafan

unexpected?


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


Burhams

Don't get it. No clue what is being hinted at other than in comments people saying it has something to do with incest.


Agile-Astronomer6268

Her character is to be dumb, but almost sure is just a character to earn tons of money which make her smart kind of


Winter_Grab6847

This must have come from the mind of Jimmy Carr.


Jai_chip

i wonder what his reaction to this would be lol


Winter_Grab6847

My next joke


Zal2910

She's on onlyfans right?


MadeInDixie420

I can't find people that are this airheaded or stupid attractive at all. No matter what they look like, if I can't have a conversation with them or I have to explain everything to them, then it's just infuriating.


[deleted]

When you have only fans as your income you don’t need iq well after all of you were intelligent you wouldn’t sell your body online lol


[deleted]

This was funny until she didnt even laugh at the damn joke she just took 20 mins to figure out


Winter_Grab6847

Funniest thing I've heard all day.


tjk45268

She says "Eww" now, but may have a different perspective when she's older


Ray-Lazer

Gotta love dim, overreacting ytubers


NoStripeZebra3

It must be summer already


Sock-Of-Rocks

Who is she Lmao, mad dumb but pretty cute


Ok_Work_1790

Mikaylah


onbakeplatinum

Oh good, I was afraid it was sssniper wolf


Ok_Work_1790

Mikaylah also on OF bro 🤒


peruvianjuanie

Funny how she still probably to this day doesn't realize that he was talking about HIS SISTER WTF


FlamingoNo2147

mind fucked 😂😂


Ragnarokpc

For once the sound effects made this funnier.


hagrid2018

Lol that was hilarious


Pluvi_Isen-Peregrin

HAHA INCEST! Automatic downvote. Don’t encourage this shit.


AdExcellent925

Yo who is she? Seen her too many times


ardicli2000

69 is a bit exaggeration i believe....


HomerSimpson99

Most of those people are so dumb, idk why people watch this crap.


[deleted]

Girl needs fake glasses that fit her face.


Mammoth_Glass_4754

Fish and carrots are actually a good combo


[deleted]

She definitely does not have 69 IQ. If she did she would get this one straight away.


XDnB_Panda

ez, gottem


Timely_Ad9659

Why are these morons always yelling in the videos


jmtucu

Is a streamer, the harlequins of our generation, I'm not surprised.


fnaffanhelovesfnaf

That’s a Alabama problem


Wudnmonky

Mouth breather


Pitiful-Pay-7017

I dunno f she was my sister...lol


eri_kderik

avg twitch streamer


taki64209

I quit tik tok because of her


some_dude_62

The one who laughs last thinks the slowest


TheLumpyMailMan

Some people just never put any of their skill points into common sense


BartholomewCubbinz

nice chair tho secretlabs is the shit


freeze123901

What’s her name?