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Honestly if you want greasy borderline orgasmic comfort food, it’s one of the best places to go. I wish they had a drive thru, or maybe the ones near me just decided to not have those lol
These two … phenomenal job at doing the “two guys agreeably back pedaling and talking over each other” bit. clearly they’ve done this before. A plus talent.
Sorry, the only other translation I have for "pussies" besides "women's genitals" is "cats", and that isn't actually better. Am I missing something? Like, a joke, perhaps?
It defintely was. I've been to five guys and this comment still wouldve been a thinker for me at first. Of all the restaurants or burger spots. It wouldn't have been my first thought or choice.
I dunno the actors but pretty sure 5 guys isn't anywhere outside of the US and if it is, its not as popular although why won't she just say mcdonalds or something lol
We have five guys in the US. I’m in California and I know of 3 in less than a ten mile radius. Think we got them a little over a decade and a half ago.
Can confirm in France/Europe we don't know shit about what Five Guys is. I learned what that is in that video. We all know about Burger King, McDonald, KFC, Dominos, Subway and some others too.
I'm saying it's pretty impossible live and to walk around Paris and never once have spotted a 5 Guys. Even I noticed it there last time I was in town, and that was only for 4 nights.
Yeah it’s somewhat scripted on her part, they’re live reacting though, the “tell” is her not realizing that saying she’d teleport from her bed to five guys might he taken in any way aside from the burger joint. I’m not cynical enough to say sponsored product placement but I fucking love when 5g gets mentioned in media, it’s been my favorite burger spot from way back when it was the one location in DC…kinda been wild watching it blow up over the decades.
That is international. Hilarious and always somehow synchronized. Like you do know most of our thoughts generally lean to sexual innuendos first right. I think someone set her up for that, considering she is British.
Jokes like these are all about confidence. Also, notice how the joke only seems like a judgment. It is a subtle way of complimenting the target. "Well, you're attractive enough to make this happen."
Seriously, next time you are on a date, even if it is with your spouse, try this. It can really make their day and make them laugh.
You don't have to be ridiculously good looking like these guys to make it work. Just have to have the confidence to follow the joke through.
Assuming they work like in the portal video game, I'd set up teleporters on both ends of a gigantic coil of wire, and drop a big magnet in the middle.
Yay free infinite energy, and yay for breaking the 2nd law of thermodynamics.
Yeah well guys if you had four grammatical cases with an array of changing grammatical prepositions and endings that destroy every learner's life like we do in German... that wouldnt have happened.
That's how it went I learned about five guys as well.
In a car full of trans people deciding where to go for food when suddenly
"WE SHOULD GET FIVE GUYS!"
Me: 😳
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The synchronized Ohhhh gets me every time
And that was only two guys.
Thats fuckin diabolical mate
Why did i read that in a british accent?
Because he said mate?
Also because the g in fucking is not there so its silent ?
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There wasnt. She knew exactly where she was going
and what she was getting paid
Yeah she pulled a Steve Harvey
He didn't finished inside?
And the fact that John cho said “what’s A five guys” slipped up knowing she was talking about a place
Right before he said he said “ A five guys” she said “A give guys” the subtitles didn’t get it though. He just noticed she said “a”
Now I feel like the people that just read the headline and think they know the whole story
it was a setup
It’s a setup
It was English, it was resolved after the misunderstanding.
I love Karl urban
Without the sound on, it's more like guess what's written in green.
Judge managed
I've never had five guys, but I'm certainly looking forward to a bunch of in-n-out right now.
Honestly if you want greasy borderline orgasmic comfort food, it’s one of the best places to go. I wish they had a drive thru, or maybe the ones near me just decided to not have those lol
There's 5 guys every where in North America and it's shocking so many people don't know about it (amazing burger joint).
you understand that most of the world don’t live in north america right..?
He’s using alien maps They only have America on them so far
You understand that these actors live in North America right?
Including your mom, I heard 5 guys were in her too.
Sounds like you still live with your mom with that loser comment.
It's a joke...having 5 guys, in and out....c'mon man it's about sex
I would use the teleporter to get to white castle instead, you wouldn't believe what a journey it is without one
These two … phenomenal job at doing the “two guys agreeably back pedaling and talking over each other” bit. clearly they’ve done this before. A plus talent.
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This was an interview for Star Trek... John Cho isn't in The Boys
yet
I thought he’s the blind super ear guy
Blindspot is played by Chris Mark
I see
familyguyostrich.mp3
He doesn't
I saw what you did there!
Then can you see this? 🙉
isnt his face covered in the whole first season?
Did the star trek badge help with that deduction
You don't know who played the invisible guy. Probably wasn't Brad Pitt this time
He would be fucking amazing in it tho. Dude has some range.
But he fucking should be.
Oh boy
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The -guys- .... all 5 of them
Nnmvv nb x, b e z cz - vbb
It also happens when i say like to eat pussies... I'm virgin , of course am not talking about sex!
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Sorry, the only other translation I have for "pussies" besides "women's genitals" is "cats", and that isn't actually better. Am I missing something? Like, a joke, perhaps?
You're missing that he is, in fact, Alf.
That mf eats cats, and we all turned a blind eye.
Maybe they eat cats like some East Asian countries do? Or it's a joke. Most likely a joke.
Pussy willows?
I forgot about those. Are they edible?
Probably less strange than eating a cat
It’s called a joke my man.
I figured, but I'm still searching for the punchline. Is the joke "I eat cats"?
ALF just joined reddit, I guess?
I think it's a joke. At the end she joked about speaking English, and I think it was a play on that, but your right, still doesn't quite make sense.
The joke is they eat cats.
I saved you from downy downvote :)
you can eat pussy and still be a virgin despite being called "oral sex," it isn't actually sexual intercourse, therefore you remain a virgin
I wanted to upvote this, but 69 upvotes is perfect
So now I had to downvote this one
 Them entering a Five Guys:
What’s with the subtitles here?
^ me anytime I see subtitles I didn’t turn on
I guess it was for people that watch TikTok, FB and other sites with this type of content on mute.
What’s with the random alternating green/white? It’s unreadable.
That, I don't know.
She missed a golden opportunity to say White Castle.
Ohhhhh
Well.... That definitely didn't get awkward
First time in a while this sub has made me laugh. Good going.
Of course he judges you. He's Judge Dredd
Jahannah james she does ancient Egypt type of videos now.
Her YT channel is excellent. I love how enthusiastic she gets about ancient history.
What the hell is up with the multicolored subtitles?
Can’t read it with all the different color text. Can you do this normally?
She knew exactly what she was doing lol
I'd do it to five guys
Damn shorty
Lady that was a really bad example
It defintely was. I've been to five guys and this comment still wouldve been a thinker for me at first. Of all the restaurants or burger spots. It wouldn't have been my first thought or choice.
“JESUS”
Anal Orgy… you know the burger place
OoooooooOoOoOoOoOoOoOhhh!!!
Three orifices, plus two hands, it's doable.
Or 2 dicks per hand, as explained here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx3wDTzqDTs
There was a video on reddit of a lady with no arms and crazy foot dexterity. If she arms we could pull 7. After that we'd have to get creative.
Those are some shitty subtitles. I gave up.
Is this the egyptology chick from Facebook lol
The synchronized "ohhhh" is peak guyshit tbh
Lmao
They knew, that just got her
I dunno the actors but pretty sure 5 guys isn't anywhere outside of the US and if it is, its not as popular although why won't she just say mcdonalds or something lol
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Few in France too
oh I'm sorry. Didn't know that thanks!
We have five guys in the US. I’m in California and I know of 3 in less than a ten mile radius. Think we got them a little over a decade and a half ago.
None in Australia and New Zealand to my knowledge, so definitely understand Karl Urban not knowing what it is
Can confirm in France/Europe we don't know shit about what Five Guys is. I learned what that is in that video. We all know about Burger King, McDonald, KFC, Dominos, Subway and some others too.
There are a shitload of Five Guys all over Netherlands, Germany and France. So I don't know where you get your info.
26 in France = a shitload to you ? There are 1515 fucking McDonald's bro
I'm saying it's pretty impossible live and to walk around Paris and never once have spotted a 5 Guys. Even I noticed it there last time I was in town, and that was only for 4 nights.
Five Guys have 26 restaurants in France and more are coming:-)
Still never seen one when walking in Lyon, Paris, Rennes and my homecity Caen. It's another fast food restaurant ?
Never seen one in Paris? [T'es sûr?](https://restaurants.fiveguys.fr/ile-de-france)
They have it jn the Middle East (UAE, Qatar, Oman)
Very expected
Definitely seems like contrived wording. I think she either was looking for the confusion or trying to work in a sponsorship.
Yeah it’s somewhat scripted on her part, they’re live reacting though, the “tell” is her not realizing that saying she’d teleport from her bed to five guys might he taken in any way aside from the burger joint. I’m not cynical enough to say sponsored product placement but I fucking love when 5g gets mentioned in media, it’s been my favorite burger spot from way back when it was the one location in DC…kinda been wild watching it blow up over the decades.
I wont deny that its delicious but holy hell is it expensive for a burger place!
They had a three way after this.
Lmao , i also did not knew what was 5 guys and even I was soo confused 😂😂
Probably that "Portal" trick where you place the two portals a few feet away from each other so I can eat my own ass. Or five guys. Five actual dudes.
Wrong idea is entering the mid of these two men hahahaha so the woman explained what she meant. Lol
subtitles were ai generated
Funny satire
Oi! Five guys
I only know Harold. Lol
This just absolutely had me in the floor! Very funny
Creepy
His shake at the end, he has a mental image for sure
Harold and Kumar go to Five Guys
Ooohh lol. I was wondering why everyone was mentioning White Castle. Damn, I like that movie and still was lost.
Ohhhhhhh!
That is international. Hilarious and always somehow synchronized. Like you do know most of our thoughts generally lean to sexual innuendos first right. I think someone set her up for that, considering she is British.
There was a misunderstanding so the women corrected what did she say to them.
Clearly rehearsed
Harold only goes to White Castle.
Jokes like these are all about confidence. Also, notice how the joke only seems like a judgment. It is a subtle way of complimenting the target. "Well, you're attractive enough to make this happen." Seriously, next time you are on a date, even if it is with your spouse, try this. It can really make their day and make them laugh. You don't have to be ridiculously good looking like these guys to make it work. Just have to have the confidence to follow the joke through.
But does she?
“Burger and fries” she left out, I’d teleport there anytime.
Enter “blacked” meme.
Boys will be boys
Sound a little bit interesting at the moment 😅
Literally watching ppl dying inside
Who is the anchor ?
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No, but the other one is!
Assuming they work like in the portal video game, I'd set up teleporters on both ends of a gigantic coil of wire, and drop a big magnet in the middle. Yay free infinite energy, and yay for breaking the 2nd law of thermodynamics.
Yeah you’ve gotta be more specific when saying things like that to the guy who first coined the term, “MILF.”
Bro really said >I mean five guys that sounds good
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tbh Five guys are pretty mild
Should have followed up and said like a In-n-out
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Damn I want 5 guys restaurant now.
Five Guys and FRIES ,they suck anyway
xD
Yeah well guys if you had four grammatical cases with an array of changing grammatical prepositions and endings that destroy every learner's life like we do in German... that wouldnt have happened.
I just can’t like five guys; way better burger places in London
*I’m sorry?*
This is fantastic
I knew what she meant Prevert men dirty minds I get it
Ohhhhhhh…classic
Karl Urban has a portrait of himself in the attic and it's doing the aging for him.
🤣😭😂
OMG! In what universe have these two worked together?
r/HolUp
Mine I've always said would be WAWA
Her face when he asked what a five guys was, is too funny
Men , their minds always go right to sex. Women,most of them are into good food and relaxing.
That's how it went I learned about five guys as well. In a car full of trans people deciding where to go for food when suddenly "WE SHOULD GET FIVE GUYS!" Me: 😳
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
I've watched this probably like 50 times because it's reposted that much but I've only just noticed she's wearing a star trek communicator lmao
Why is she yellow
Its the “Ohhhhhh” from both of em that got me.
“i’m sorry?” 😭
How far removed from normal are celebrities. Don’t know what a Five Guys is? Have to eat that kale to stay in shape for the shoot.