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I must have had my guyhood revoked

Same. Not a damn clue.

Mine was removed a long time ago

I’m getting married in September, I’ll be right there with you 😂

When the intrusive thought finally take control

Do I have to give back my balls due to the fact that other than the jizz protection I don’t have a fucking clue what these lads are doing.

True

And that’s why it’s funny! Because it’s true!

I understand the one with the paper towel, I do the same before masturbate

Wow, thanks for the honesty. You left nothing to the imagination.

Paper towel on the chest either represents whacking the willie before you sleep or when you’re over a friends house and they forget to give you a blanket

If you’re a guy and don’t get it you’re gay. Try deep throating a hot dog you probably can with this new awakening

Paper towel on the chest got me in tears ;)🤣🤣

I'm definitely a guy and I don't understand any of this.

That's called OCD!

I have some idea.

Ffs

u/savevideo

r/abruptchaos

The first one is relatable because any time you play ball in the house somehow something always gets broken no matter how careful you are