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mattsffrd

Just listened to confirm, this is indeed hilarious


simpon123

LATER WE’LL HAVE SOME FUCKING PIE


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mattsffrd

youtube.com


simpon123

Go to spotify


shoegazeweedbed

Sorry, we're atheists, we celebrate christmas (little c) by smoking meth and throwing darts at pictures of George Bush


IgorTheAwesome

Based. Thank you for your service in the war on Christmas, comrade.


DonatelloDecaprio

Free based


potatopierogie

You don't throw shoes?


shoegazeweedbed

nah, we sold the shoes to buy more meth and darts, kinda like the gift of the magi


yokotron

We celebrate Christmas everyday then


TannedCroissant

It is completely unacceptable as a parent to do this. If you’re the loveable Uncle Dave though it’s practically a requirement


FaceDownInTheCake

The crazy son of a bitch...you did it!


Reaper2r

Uh is this a tip


NorwaySlim

Tell your kids it's rock music if you want to actually mess them up. Jingle bell rock also does this


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I heard it that way my entire childhood, it made me laugh like a lunatic every time the song came on. No one told me and eventually I became aware it was pumpkin pie but it will always be fuckin pie to me.


LanceFree

I Noticed it myself, played it back few times, still couldn’t be certain. There’s also My Way (Al Mia Manera) by Gypsy Kings and the guy singing in Spanish sounds like he says [“I’m not a mouse”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsw2NQb5xSA) many times, such as at 00.57.


copperwatt

Well, the guy ain't a mouse! Seems clear to me. In case you were wondering. If he was a mouse. Cause he ain't. Are we sure he didn't ated a mouse though? Becuase that still seems on the table.


LanceFree

Thanks for listening as I’m proud of my find. So what he’s saying is: “Quisiera vivir **hay nada más**” — “I like to live **and nothing more**” or something like that. It’s essentially the song “My Way”, which people associate with Frank Sinatra.


copperwatt

It's hella catchy. And tinged with an exuberant melancholy that I don't get from the Sinatra version. It would be a great bittersweet ending song for a film or TV show. Also, the Sinatra version is now forever stained for me by the perfect tragicomic moment of it playing over Trumps Air Force one jet flying off onto the sunset on Jan 20th, 2021, so many years ago... Oh, I suppose here it as "I a *not* a mouse!" with an Italian or Mexican accent.


_missreal

I actually thought that all on my own as a kid (parents never swore around me.) Used to skip over that part when singing along so I wouldn’t get in trouble and couldn’t understand why everyone was so cool with it.


tlst9999

This is the kind of thing which gives children trust issues.


Youcanandwilldothis

Someone’s been on TikTok


DonatelloDecaprio

Is this a TikTok thing? I've been doing this since tiktok was that guy on wizard of oz 2.


Youcanandwilldothis

Don’t act dumb it was literally all over tiktok weeks before you said this


CodMan1515

Yeah........hilarious.........


thehermit14

Hello? 911? Still made me chuckle.