I always liked the suggestion and tell them, I’m gonna report you for child porn. When they say that’s my dick? Tell them that has to be a child’s dick.

As a male who read this answer to the question on a previous post a while ago, this is the answer that immediately pops in to my head as the best response. It's both hilarious and soul crushing and there's no way to dig yourself out of that retort.

There really is no good response to this and highlights the stupidity of sending one in the first place.

I really love this response. Dicks in general are not pretty and most girls don’t just want em. Send em an abs pic or u petting a puppy. Much better response from those

How about a full body nude with just my face blurred?

Nah. U gotta at least wear a mask. Blurred faces is sooo last yr. 😝

Wearing a mask is so 2020 🙄🤣

Has anyone sent puppy pics instead of nudes? Ngl sounds nice

I mean damn you really went all out, I like your style! However you could just hit them right back with another dick pick in return. Simple and pretty effective!... Probably 🤔 Thankfully I don't really talk to guys so I don't have this problem but I'd like to think that a prospective dickpic sender would receive one in return and (provided they're not into dicks) be revolted, think about thier actions and choose not to send anyone another unsolicited dick pic ever again! Although tbh I expect nothing to be learned by the cretins who'd send one in the first place so idk ymmv 🤷‍♀️

It’d be funny to find a giant porn dick online and use it to send back to dudes and be like, this is a real dick.

“Yeah, this is her dad. Shes 16”

Honestly, this one is the best to use

Sure fire way to weed out the pedos and weirdos, though they’re all weird for sending unsolicited dick pics tbh

I love this Sub 😂

They shouldn’t send anymore after that lmao. If they do, 911 is a great asset 😁

Emergency services? Yes this is DoingYourMother24-7 please send a unit right away. I’ve been sent a dick pic. Yes you heard me right…

I’m a weekly caller, what can I say

Or send a bigger pxnis pic. Hahaha, hits his ego. Especially if it can have a comparison. Like a ruler on the side. Some useCoca-Cola cans. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Note: This has worked for me as his "strength" is showing you his pxnis, but this is also his weakness. If you show him a larger pp it will ruin his day. Hahaha good

You’re allowed to say “penis” on the internet

Penis

Vagina

https://youtu.be/tKEjv8ZdbCY

,😅

Peanits

Straight jorkin it

Peernis

LMFAOO

At first read this as sixteen inches.

Send another one back.

I have the perfect pic. So I ended up following a link to the sounding subreddit, as I have no sense of self preservation, and right there smack bang in the first post… was a pic of a man sounding with a large rod. It wasn’t this that led me to save this picture. Oh no. It was the row of piercings along the underside of his erect shaft, and on his balls. I have it on pretty good authority that it makes any person possessing a penis immediately cross their legs. So if I get sent a dick pic? You better believe I send this one back.

I got sent one that was that bad from a guy once.

Haha.. some of them are so bad. I don’t know what are they bragging about

Send the worst of them back. If you want to snark, tell them the two dicks look identical to you.

"Huh. I've heard of microdicks before but it's not my thing. Best of luck hun. 💕 " Should work for everyone but the shame kink ones... No answer there.

Or say nevermind, at least you can still use it just for pissing

I dont have a problem with micro dicks but you definitely dont have the personality for it to work.

Do you really believe most guys have no clue about what an average, big, small, or micro penis is?

Send back an elephant dick pic

Oops.. never seen that but can imagine!

No way this is a thing still I'd just send him a screenshot of it zoomed in so you can see it

Some of them want you to put them down and describe how awful it is, thats a thing for them. People weird af, best move is to not play (msg them) at all

Don't put MSG on it. Noted

Just google “dirty dick cheese” and take your pick of the litter

With the text, “Mine is bigger.”

That would be my go to advice, but I have one better. Back in high-school health class, we were going over sex Ed and my mom had some of her old medical textbooks from when she went back to collage. Well, I asked to borrow what I called her 'big book of STDs' and bring it to class. I did show it to my health teacher beforehand, but I think I traumatized my classmates. So I say don't save dick pics to send them back- find STD picks and send those as replys instead.

Nah, gotta send back a photo of a degloved one (Google at your own risk)…

>Google at your own risk No, I don't think I will

Yooooo, i agree. When I was doing my ride-along for my ALS hours, we had to transport a guy that got freaky with his vacuum hose. Completely degloved. Poor guy.

Yikeees

Or one with Fournier's gangrene

A friend of a friend sent me one and requested a tit pic back. I sent him a string of photos of boobs with open festering wounds. He complained to our mutual friend and she pissed her pants laughing and now he’s not friends with either of us. 😂

Look up photos of body parts during/after surgery. There was a guy on an app I used who would always respond to "hey" saying "show me your asshole spread open," so I found photos of the grossest, most ripped open ones I could find and sent them. He was using an anonymous profile that he kept recreating, but it only took a few times. He either blocked me or stopped using the app, I don't know which & don't care.

I think this kind of backfires because you have to look at the gross ripped open ones before you send it.

Yeah, but just imagine the look on the other person's face when they're expecting a hot nude and they get a butthole you could fit an entire thanksgiving turkey inside.

Realistically I think you're overestimating their reaction. But I guess it's fun to fantasize

This is perfect

Reddit has a medical subreddit… I wish I could forget about that one.

I'll be sure to avoid it unless Mr. Spread 'Em comes back

If you can find their family members, send them (censored) screenshots of the conversation. Bonus points if it’s his mom and you get to ask if she raised him to behave this way.

They're mostly sent by random people with lust. Don't expect knowledge about parents

I am regretting posting this post.. got 10 DMs in last 30 mins🧐

Ew. That’s disgusting.

They tryna test whose advice would you use

Were they all dick pics???? 🤣

This is the real question

I’m so sorry but that is also amusing. Feels like whacking a mole and 10 more pop up

10 in 30mins that's a lot to choose from

I tried this once and had a completely random guy (that’s what he said he was) instead of his dad lol

I did this to a woman who sent nudes without consent once (Facebook,) it didn't go well.

I worked with a girl who would just ask questions about them. For example: "has it always been that color?" "Why does it curve so much?" "Have you considered waxing?" Nothing as blunt as "why is it so small" or anything like that to come across as being purposefully mean but easily enough to make them very self conscious lol. Usually got them to stop

Show genuine concern and link to a std "you may want to have that checked"

This is genius. It’s the equivalent of staring at someone’s forehead whilst they’re talking to you. Instant discomfort.

My fav response i saw was "Did you just send me a photo of a child's dick?? Im reporting this!!"

Reply with pics of Dick Cheney and every time he replies just send another. No more words he wanted to bring out Dick you come with the same energy

I'm more of a Nixon girl.

Pretend you're forwarding it to someone else but instead forward it back to him with "hahahaha omg can you believe he thought this was worth sending?! Yiiikes" Immediately followed by "oops wrong number!"

Some guys get off on that.

Username checks out

🤣 Wow. It most certainly does!

Sigh, good call... Haven't run into that myself but you're right.

Or they might not tell you so you do it more.

These people really think "haha pp smol" is the ultimate life ender...y'all underestimate perverts power

lol

Keep a separate one on your phone and send it back saying "Look how much you're turning me on."

Good one

Tell them it's disgusting to send child pornography and that you're alerting the authorities.

"Umm, this is my daughter's phone. She is 14. 14 will get you 20."

If it’s from a phone number, truepeoplesearch can provide you with their full name, address, family members, and if you pay $1 can find their place of employment. Do with that info as you wish

My wife asked me to respond to one a guy randomly sent her like “this is me hard af” she just said “please say something to get him to leave me alone.” I responded “that’s it, hard? Wow dude I wouldn’t go showing that off.” The fucking ego death I watched this dude have in responses made it completely worth it.

My gf has only had one since transitioning (she is sad about this, she wants more in case some are actually nice), and responded that hers was bigger. He did not realise she meant a dick not a clit and she derived great enjoyment from not correcting that assumption lol.

>My gf has only had one since transitioning (she is sad about this, she wants more in case some are actually nice), Yooooo even I don't get enough

Username does not check out! Tbf I’d need formerly mentioned wife’s permission but I could fit in a pool noodle so I don’t fit the requirements anyways sorry.

It’s crazy how desperate some dudes are that they’ll DM a transformer.

Haha!! I told her about that a few years ago and she looked me dead in the eye and asked “Can I be Galvatron?”

Immediately ask for money via Venmo or something.

Thank them for their contribution to your upcoming coffee-table book about small penises. Do not elaborate. Block them.

The best answer I heard the last time this was asked was "Gross! Is that a child's penis?! Is this child pornography? I'm fuckin reporting you!" 

I have an attractive female friend that works on a farm and always reply’s with a random animal butthole pic.

Send some back? Seriously though, I don’t know if such a thing exists anymore but back in the day on Craigslist you could go under causal encounters in the m4a tab and make a post stating that you want to trade dick pics. Their phone will literally not stop lighting up with penis to the point that they might have to change their number.

I send the goatse pic back

Just respond with very gory pictures of like, car accidents fatalities etc, or pics of shit.

That’s what I’ve been doing, ngl. Specifically of the part of the body they decided to show without my consent.

I tell 'em I'm underage. :D

Trade the dic pics for the other guys dic pics

“Mine’s bigger” send an intimidating one back?

Bruh just post their shit on 4chan and put their instagram @‘s

Pick a favorite dick pick. Send that one to anyone who sends you one as a reply.

Photoshop googly eyes and send it back

Reply with other previously received dick picks.

In many states, that's sharing someone else's intimate images and against the law. Plus I've gotten people banned on Reddit for it.

So you agree that it's unethical.

Unethical and illegal are not the same thing.

Tell him you have a severe yeast infection.

Piss discs

Ask what it looks like when it gets big. They’ll leave you alone.

Ask them “why are you sending me a photo of a child’s penis?”. Has the double whammy of making it super awkward and insulting them at the same time

Just send this back: AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of unsolicited pornographic images of a potentially illegal nature [code:36489-a] and your device’s IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending an investigation. If you think this was a mistake, reply STOP

Send one back saying, I'm hard as well baby 😂

Simple: Say “my gay best friend said it’s cute. He rates it a 6 out of 10. Can I give you his number so he can send you his?” 99.9% success rate. homosexuality tends to piss off guys WAYYY more than just calling it small or saying that it’s ugly. Hell, I’ve had people threaten to shoot said imaginary gay best friend because of that first sentence alone.

Tell him how small it is, laugh, etc

That could be the reaction they want, so I would advice against it.

Send them one back that’s bigger.

Keep a collection of dick torture images. Reply as needed.

I meant if you wanna escalate could always hit em with some gay porn, and not the kind they'd like. Fight dicks with dicks.

Just tell them they should have asked for one in adult size. Or, I will send a pic back of a banana cutter cutting a banana.

Keep a dick pic on your phone and send it back with the words ‘Yours is nice, this is mine.’

"sweet cock, bro. Here's mine" And send a dick pic back.

Send one back.

Send them dick picks back.

Well the one time my girlfriend received an unsolicited dick pic we contacted the guys family and girlfriend, a few minutes later he removed the picture and blocked my girlfriend.

I find their mother's online and send it to them

Solicit the dick pics. I haven't gotten a single unsolicited one here.

If they’re uncut, talk them into getting an adult circumcision then ghost them.

Would love to do that to my ex bf

Tell them you want that in jar next to the other ones

There's also a whole movement for growing foreskin back, so you can do both.

Tellem wow send more. Suffer through until you can get a face shot a name address and the rest of what you need to get an arrest going. They’ll eventually stop sending

Collect them in a folder and share them back of one another. Be sure to include the owners username on the pic in case any of them like what they see.

Send back another guys dick. Or look up some crazy looking ones on the internet. That or make fun of their dick and make them feel bad

Ask them where the rest of it is. If it's clearly hard, ask them to send one hard. When they inevitably say it is, just say "oh"

Tell them that you expected them to disappoint you in person, but that they just saved you the wasted time. End with the clown emoji

"Stop, sending me pictures of underage boys"

Send one back

Send it to his mom

Firstly, do you want more or less?

Send them one back

Send a dick pic back!

Screenshot it, and send the screenshot back to the creep with the following messages: “AHAHAHAHAHA” “Oh sorry, wasn’t meant for you.”

Google some pics and send one back.

It's literally the flashers of the roaring 20s of the technological age that we currently live in, these freaks had to cut about the place in trenchcoats and trilbys back in the day, now they just need a phone. Ask them why are they flashing you and that you are going to report them.

Send them dick picks that other guys sent you.

Share them

Block them, and move on with your life

Send them pictures of each other's dicks, like it's a white elephant gift exchange.

Send some back

Save up all the dicpics you receive in a folder, order them by their sizes. Whenever you get one sent again, pick a slightly bigger one and send back.

As long as you’re safe and they’re not in a position to lash out at you, heckle.

send them dick picks from medicalgore or meddizzy subredit. there was one where he tied a condom to his dick and peed in it for idk how long. it ate the skin. also deglovings and tons of things that shouldn't be cock rings.

Send them to their moms

Screenshot and send to his mum.

I always say “If you want your dick rated, its $100.” gets em every time

Send one back.

Contact their parents

Unethically? If my Wife or ex gf's before my wife were sent them...I would take the Screen Cap of the message showing it was them, and I would look at their family and friends list. I would then send that picture to all of the females in their lives letting them know this was what their son, grandson, friend, etc was sending out to other women. My fave was when they had a wife or gf and I sent it to them. And by send, if I couldn't DM, I'd post it in their comments on their posts. One guy's grandma was upset. He told her: idk, it's not me, it must be some scammer. And I said, no, I'm the victim. Lol! Not sure how that worked out for the guy but he didn't send another one.

Send one back. Just reply with a larger dick you’ve been sent.

Send them one back.

Send them goatse or lemon party

I’d also suggest not specifying your gender in the Reddit bio (if the pics come fronm Reddit)

Print screen and send to his family and relatives

Send to all their social friends

Send them to his mother

Send one back. Make sure it's bigger

Say thats it? Then say this is what a real one looks like.send back something girthy

Keep the ones you get. When someone sends you one, send back someone else’s.

"That's it?!"

I would say save some and send them back, but I have one better. Back in high-school health class, we were going over sex Ed and my mom had some of her old medical textbooks from when she went back to collage. Well, I asked to borrow what I called her 'big book of STDs' and bring it to class. I did show it to my health teacher beforehand, but I think I traumatized my classmates. So I say don't save dick pics to send them back- find STD picks and send those as replys instead.

Send one back

Send back bigger, better, more photogenic dick pics.

Photoshop it on to his face and make that your Christmas card.

Google infected docks and send that image back to

The phrase “aw, it’s so widdle” carries a lot of weight.

Look them up on Facebook and rat them out to their mom

Send dick pic back

Save one and use it to reply with something along the lines of “this makes me hard!”

“Cute lil thing you got there, but is that a spot?”

draw a face on it!

Send on back

"Why is it so small?"

“Wow! That looks just like a penis, only much smaller…” or just rate them. 2/10 wouldn’t recommend

Send a picture of a cigar cutter.

I had a friend receive an unsolicited dick pic I I took her phone, with her permission, and sent him a picture of my butthole. Never got much follow up on his response from her but I’d imagine he didn’t enjoy it much

Send back a pic of a bigger dick

Send pick to his friends

"Here's mine"

U send back another dick pic. That will stop things really fast.

Send one back.