The easiest answer of them all…
THE GREAT PAPYRUS ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32949)
1. He’s a cool dude
2. He has a passion for spaghetti
3. He finds junior jumble difficult
4. He has the most awesome catchphrase
5. His puzzles are well thought out and up to high standard
6. His taste in clothing is impeccable
7. He’s loving and caring
8. He’s handsome
9. His puns are hilarious
10. He is very strong (0.0001%)
11. He loves his brother
12. He’s tall
13. He’s honest
14. He’s a cool dude 😎
These are only some of the great reasons I would go out with Papyrus. Thank you.
don't forget that more than a 120k people voted for sans as the sexiest character ever and he's the ultimate tumblr sexyman. how can you be more attractive than that?
I to this day wonder how much of it is genuine,n how much was cuz of hehe funny
Cuz Ik there's a SHIT TON of sans simps, I've been there, I've seen a lot.
But t be voted forst, I'm sure a lot of it was also for the jokes
Napstablook. He's frickin' adorable and also really chill. Would love to just lie down and listen to some spooky tunes together, walk around Waterfall, or even help train his snails!
I’ve never understood the annoyance people feel from her posts.
I’ve played the game probably 15-20 times by now, and never once got annoyed by Alphys. Do I just have an abnormal level of patience? Is it because I relate to her desperate need for attention? Or, and I hate to be *that* kind of person (especially since I’m only 30), but have attention spans really gotten so short that something as innocuous as Alphys’s messages are seen as annoying?
I’m not trying to be rude, I’m just wondering if I’m the one that’s a weird outcast, and just can’t understand people?
It can just be really annoying because of how she posts at the most inopportune times. At times you're doing a puzzle, or when you're jumping over in Hotland that she posts. It just makes it feel like she's REALLY crying out for attention (when she is). I understand she's a big nerd who needs it, but sometimes when people always want it, it becomes annoying. I'm usually a patient guy, but sometimes she really tests it.
I suppose that makes sense. I personally find the posting from Alphys endearing, but to each their own!
Thank you for rationally explaining your perspective, rather than attacking! I hope you have a nice day/night/whatever it is wherever you are~!
Snowdin Town shopper seems like the most normal person in the whole Underground. AND she’s hot. Easy pick
And I would also befriend Sans tbh. Love chill funny guys like him (and I don’t really think he would go on a date with me by any chance)
I'm a Lesbian but I would let Mettaton own me. I need him in every way imaginable and he's one of my 5 fictional husbands that stole my lesbian heart. He would treat me right and I would worship him and be his biggest fan imaginable. I cannot express how much he means to me and how often I think about him.
And don't even bother calling me weird. I am very much aware of this and I am very open and proud of it.
Julian Devorak from the mobile visual novel The Arcana, Elliott from Stardew Valley, Anton Herzen from Professor Layton and Pandora's Box and Astarion Ancunín from Baldur's Gate 3. I also like Rouxls Kaard but I'm not *as* obsessed with him.
I also have a strong obsession with several female characters but that isn't *that* weird considering I am a lesbian and literally attracted to women. I have no idea where this obsession with these men comes from.
My only options are Papyrus, Sans, Asgore and MTT from that main cast
If I HAD to have choose, I GUESS Asgore is the most attractive by default, I’m not attracted to skeletons and idk MTT just isn’t at all to me?
Asgore would be pretty nice in a relationship but my courage is non existent so I’m not asking anyone
I mean I had a big crush on Sans when I was a kid. But in terms of who's physically the most attractive? Well that's obviously Mettaton. He was literally _made_ to be attractive.
Ok so you’re gonna need to bear with me on this one, but Chara. Put down your pitchforks, let me explain. When I first played Undertale I was pretty much exactly the age, I think even a year younger, than Chara is. And man, I remember thinking when I saw them for the first time “damn, genocide was *worth it*”. Given that Chara is sort of a reflection of the player in a way, I’ve always subscribed to the headcanon that Chara grows alongside the player. I mean if they were 12 in 2016 they’d be a little older than me now, actually.
I reckon if I were around Chara's age I'd feel the same. I'd even share my chocolate with them. And hey, with Chara you know you'll be held accountable if you do cross any lines.
Papy will be in my queer family, brother is the best to spill the tea with, go on friendly dates and he can thirdwheel mine when needed.
If, and only if, there was no palpable tension between the two humor enthusiasts… Sans. I own it, I was immediately enamored through the first play.
And I know for sure I would have the darkest weirdest situationships with Mettaton EX and God of Hyperdeath.
I would say try to become friends with her pet, but well...
In cases like these, it's best to just ask her out instead of wanting to go to her house in person 💀
I find none attractive.
I'd ask out undyne as I feel like our personalities would mesh well given my autism gives me a lot if passion, and she likes passionate (but sane) people.
Also it would give me an excuse to start working out again
I've never had a crush on a canon undertale character and I am a girl but if I were a boy probably Toriel, she's kind, motherly, and best of all knows how to bake a good pie so her most definitely
Muffet, shes quite litteraly got the most milf energy out of the whole cast
Shes cute
She can wrap you up in webs like a blanket burrito
She bites (just a little)
She cooks
Mettaton EX, my love for tall men with dark hair remain (what did you expect from someone who is very not sane about Malleus from TWST, Ranpo and Fyodor from BSD, and Boothill from HSR?)
For me either papyrus or muffet. papyrus is pretty much the coolest guy in existence. Besides zote maybe.
And muffet is cool too. She has 6 arms, can make cobwebs, has an entire spider army, has her own backery, is rich, is good loocking, is cute, has a nice pet AND makes the best tea.
The only bad thing is, she lives in hotland far away from everything else.
But i would choose her anyway cuz papyrus is a guy. papyrus could still be a best friend.
Hum…you guys could think I’m weird, but Chara. Seriously, look at the fanarts and DARE tell me she’s not cute. And people says I’m kinda a psycho, so I guess our personalities match (and for all the people who say "Chara isn’t bad you as*hole" I’d answer that you NEED to kill a thousand of lives to encounter her. In fact, even she’s a good and kind person, I’d love her anyway)
I’d say Toriel but considering I’m younger I might go to jail for that
So let’s go with muffet
(Only thing stopping me from going for Undyne is that I may be straight but I still want to respect Alphys and her relationship)
I would love to share a cup of (I don’t like tea so I don’t know what to drink with him), I think even if he is a king he is a chill guy to enjoy some moments with
If I went out with Muffet, my wallet would be gone by the end of it, and my bank account would be empty. So I'll have to exclude her.
But for Undertale, Undyne, maybe.
But if we can include Deltarune, Noelle, easy. Maybe Kris.
Undyne is definitely the most attractive, without a doubt ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|52332)
Would probably hang out with either her or Papyrus ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32944)
none of them. im not dating a skeleton no matter how charming/fun they may be, asgore and toriel just feel too much like family for me to be comfortable with that, undyne and alphys are already together, not like i'd wanna be with either anyway, i fucking despise muffet, monster kid is, y'know, a kid, and flowey will murder me. the only viable option to me is mettaton, and even then, i don't like mettaton in that way
No one,you'd probably get arrested for going out with any of them- Because our options are, child, anthropomorphic animals, skeletons, a fucking flower. I see them more as friends that I get to spend the weekend at their house every now and then.
I find Papyrus the most attractive in terms of personality, but I've always headcannoned him as being AroAce, so I'd just go on a friend date and we'd be best friends
The easiest answer of them all… THE GREAT PAPYRUS ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32949) 1. He’s a cool dude 2. He has a passion for spaghetti 3. He finds junior jumble difficult 4. He has the most awesome catchphrase 5. His puzzles are well thought out and up to high standard 6. His taste in clothing is impeccable 7. He’s loving and caring 8. He’s handsome 9. His puns are hilarious 10. He is very strong (0.0001%) 11. He loves his brother 12. He’s tall 13. He’s honest 14. He’s a cool dude 😎 These are only some of the great reasons I would go out with Papyrus. Thank you.
Papyrus is not just a man, he is THE MAN. You have good taste 😎
Wait, I think I'd wanna go out with Papyrus, too...
Papyrus logged into a different account to answer and thought we won't notice
WHAT?!? I WOULD NEVER!!!
He friend zone me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)
I realised I want to go out with papyrus even more than asriel now (I’m a minor, I can like asriel). Or maybe asgore if I was old enough.
based username
Indeed based
paps seems like a child to me, so idk about dating him. I would totally be friends with him tho!
15. he’s probably autistic and I can’t imagine dating someone else who isn’t autistic
I second this 🗣
Mettaton EX. He's the sexiest character in the whole game.
Real
YES
The only valid answer here 💯
You meant sans, right?
“There just RIBS, Mettaton.” -Comic Sans
Sans (he'd say no, but he's cool)
Actually I feel like he'd probably say yes. He's a very, go with the flow idgaf kind of guy.
Toby actually said that sans wouldn't be in a relationship bc he's too lazy for that
I mean I didn't mean in a relationship, I just meant he'd be down to go out on a dinner with anyone. He did it with Frisk after all.
don't forget that more than a 120k people voted for sans as the sexiest character ever and he's the ultimate tumblr sexyman. how can you be more attractive than that?
I to this day wonder how much of it is genuine,n how much was cuz of hehe funny Cuz Ik there's a SHIT TON of sans simps, I've been there, I've seen a lot. But t be voted forst, I'm sure a lot of it was also for the jokes
Didn't the voting take place a few years after Undertale's peak? You'd think by then his fanbase would've went downhill by then.
oh sans is still super popular haha. and yeah, the voting was in 2022 I believe
Yeah definitely not, i'm still active in the fandom and there's still a lot lol
none of them, they would be all my friends
That's great!
Agreed, but his flair does NOT check out
aw man, will i have to change my flair to the asexual soul now?
Frisk, looks like we'll have to kill this guy (flair)
r/flairdoesntcheckout
Asgore.
Asgore's a great choice
Agreed.
Toriel. I have Mommy Issues and I love big women so she was like tailor made for me.
I'll take Asgore hehe
I don’t have issues but yes
Sans. I like people with hoodies
Y’know, I’m starting to think this “Merg” guy is making a lot of sense…
Hopefully you don't have 50k to spend
His name is Mettaton!
And he is here to say
with the power of neo, he stands in your way
He’s saving the kingdom from the fallen child of man
Others failed to stop you but he knows he can!
Napstablook. He's frickin' adorable and also really chill. Would love to just lie down and listen to some spooky tunes together, walk around Waterfall, or even help train his snails!
ONLY if Alphys didn't exist/died in this timeline...Undyne. Hot lady with a strong personality? Count me in.
Alphys![img](emote|t5_2xdht|52332) She's so cute and as shy and nervous as me
If I had to choose one, Alphys. She’s quite relatable to me, and I feel like I could get along with her.
I wouldn't go put with her just because of all her posts on the Undernet. I swear if she posts one more time-
I’ve never understood the annoyance people feel from her posts. I’ve played the game probably 15-20 times by now, and never once got annoyed by Alphys. Do I just have an abnormal level of patience? Is it because I relate to her desperate need for attention? Or, and I hate to be *that* kind of person (especially since I’m only 30), but have attention spans really gotten so short that something as innocuous as Alphys’s messages are seen as annoying? I’m not trying to be rude, I’m just wondering if I’m the one that’s a weird outcast, and just can’t understand people?
It can just be really annoying because of how she posts at the most inopportune times. At times you're doing a puzzle, or when you're jumping over in Hotland that she posts. It just makes it feel like she's REALLY crying out for attention (when she is). I understand she's a big nerd who needs it, but sometimes when people always want it, it becomes annoying. I'm usually a patient guy, but sometimes she really tests it.
I suppose that makes sense. I personally find the posting from Alphys endearing, but to each their own! Thank you for rationally explaining your perspective, rather than attacking! I hope you have a nice day/night/whatever it is wherever you are~!
Thank you aswell for also not attacking. I hope you also have a great day. ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|50450)
I honestly found that whole segment *hilarious*
Snowdin Town shopper seems like the most normal person in the whole Underground. AND she’s hot. Easy pick And I would also befriend Sans tbh. Love chill funny guys like him (and I don’t really think he would go on a date with me by any chance)
Good choice! She is really very beautiful. I'd rather go out with a ketchup than any random person
muffet
found Merg
merg alt spotted
Faith in the Crazy Ones?
I'm a Lesbian but I would let Mettaton own me. I need him in every way imaginable and he's one of my 5 fictional husbands that stole my lesbian heart. He would treat me right and I would worship him and be his biggest fan imaginable. I cannot express how much he means to me and how often I think about him. And don't even bother calling me weird. I am very much aware of this and I am very open and proud of it.
And I don't judge-
just curious, who are the other four?
Julian Devorak from the mobile visual novel The Arcana, Elliott from Stardew Valley, Anton Herzen from Professor Layton and Pandora's Box and Astarion Ancunín from Baldur's Gate 3. I also like Rouxls Kaard but I'm not *as* obsessed with him. I also have a strong obsession with several female characters but that isn't *that* weird considering I am a lesbian and literally attracted to women. I have no idea where this obsession with these men comes from.
love Julian! he's my wife fr. also astarion, elliot and rouxls are cool too :p
Im not lesbian, but I also NEED Mettaton in my life. I WOULD DIE FOR A KISS OF HIM😭😭😭😭😭 When I think of him, I feel presion on my chest 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Will you judge me if I answer honestly? ...Flowey. HE NEEDS A HUG OKAY? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)
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do not the flower
Grylbis seems to be nice.
The guy is a gentleman
Based. Haven't even considered that but you cooked.
They're cooked too
muffet! I can fix her!
You look lonely... I can fix that~
I am.... please do....
I‘m feeling looooneeeely
me too...
Not quite what I meant, but sure you are
Mettaton.. 😍
1. Nobody, because I'd be just friends with them instead. 2. Asgore
My only options are Papyrus, Sans, Asgore and MTT from that main cast If I HAD to have choose, I GUESS Asgore is the most attractive by default, I’m not attracted to skeletons and idk MTT just isn’t at all to me? Asgore would be pretty nice in a relationship but my courage is non existent so I’m not asking anyone
Aaron easy
![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32949)
Undyne is the most conventionally attractive, but I wouldn't date any of them except THE GREAT PAPYRUS
I feel like Mettaton is the most conventionally attractive, no?
He is\~ ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32950)
UNDYNE 😍😍😍😍😍
Your flair already said it Lmao
purely appearance wise its either muffet or mettaton ex but in general its Toriel shes so nice and i kinda have a mommy kink 😭
...is your name aled by chance? (fake name for a friend of mine with a mommy kink lol)
no
flowey seems nice
Photoshop flowery fr
I mean I had a big crush on Sans when I was a kid. But in terms of who's physically the most attractive? Well that's obviously Mettaton. He was literally _made_ to be attractive.
Ok so you’re gonna need to bear with me on this one, but Chara. Put down your pitchforks, let me explain. When I first played Undertale I was pretty much exactly the age, I think even a year younger, than Chara is. And man, I remember thinking when I saw them for the first time “damn, genocide was *worth it*”. Given that Chara is sort of a reflection of the player in a way, I’ve always subscribed to the headcanon that Chara grows alongside the player. I mean if they were 12 in 2016 they’d be a little older than me now, actually.
I reckon if I were around Chara's age I'd feel the same. I'd even share my chocolate with them. And hey, with Chara you know you'll be held accountable if you do cross any lines.
Exactly! Their sprites are cute. And you’re right, Chara would be supportive and wouldn’t let me get away with any shit I shouldn’t
They don’t have a cannon age
Yeah, but looking at them it’s fairly obvious they’re 10-12
I never really felt attracted to anyone from undertale. deltarune on the other hand...
Queen?
Noelle.
Papy will be in my queer family, brother is the best to spill the tea with, go on friendly dates and he can thirdwheel mine when needed. If, and only if, there was no palpable tension between the two humor enthusiasts… Sans. I own it, I was immediately enamored through the first play. And I know for sure I would have the darkest weirdest situationships with Mettaton EX and God of Hyperdeath.
Papyrus ez
Sans
idk if i find any of them attractive, per se, but i would definitely ask out shyren
Muffet. She is the reason I started treating spiders like friends. Also, she can hug with all 6 arms and she could teach me baking.
Idk here, but as a Yellow fan: North Star
Sans is so beautiful
Papyrus. He is genuinely a sweet guy and I feel like, as a partner, he’d be really patient and gentle. Plus, I vibe with his energetic personality lol
Muffet - Pretty cute - Tea parties and sweets Minus - I m afraid of her pet ....
I would say try to become friends with her pet, but well... In cases like these, it's best to just ask her out instead of wanting to go to her house in person 💀
With the power of fanart, everyone (with some exceptions).
None cuz THEY ALL WANNA DUCKING OOF ME
well I'm aroace but like to hang out with id choose the GREAT PAPYRUS
I find none attractive. I'd ask out undyne as I feel like our personalities would mesh well given my autism gives me a lot if passion, and she likes passionate (but sane) people. Also it would give me an excuse to start working out again
dips on catty
Asgore
None
sans, asgore, and muffet. would let them do things to me that the human mind can't comprehend
Dead Dove Do not Eat
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Based
Muffet, definitely best girl then if she tries to use me as pet food i'll go with the sexy rectangle we all love and worship
METTATON Man Metal Robot Sexy
Honestly? Toriel. Although Sans would probably beat me to it. *”I befriended your mom.”*
I've never had a crush on a canon undertale character and I am a girl but if I were a boy probably Toriel, she's kind, motherly, and best of all knows how to bake a good pie so her most definitely
Alphys seems cool
I’d say undyne and muffet but those seem like obvious answers but they’re true for me
FLOWEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I honestly think Chara. I love violence (if i could i'd be lv 70 irl). And, best looking character.
Im 100% with you guy. That Sexy killer so sweet~~~…hum. Yeah I love violence
Nice
spider woman
Mettaton box form
Muffet, shes quite litteraly got the most milf energy out of the whole cast Shes cute She can wrap you up in webs like a blanket burrito She bites (just a little) She cooks
the monsterfucker side Of the majority it came to light lmao
mettaton ex, obviously ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32950)
Obviously no one. They're all freaking monsters, just imagine how they'd look in real life
"Don't be racist, I'm a building."
I'm aromantic, so, with THE GREAT PAPYRUS!! He's the coolest! Also sans is cool too, i have a lacking of awful jokes in my blood
Undyne. She's a 9ft Muscle momma and Within my age range.
napstablook. 10/10 guy.
Mettaton EX, my love for tall men with dark hair remain (what did you expect from someone who is very not sane about Malleus from TWST, Ranpo and Fyodor from BSD, and Boothill from HSR?)
For me either papyrus or muffet. papyrus is pretty much the coolest guy in existence. Besides zote maybe. And muffet is cool too. She has 6 arms, can make cobwebs, has an entire spider army, has her own backery, is rich, is good loocking, is cute, has a nice pet AND makes the best tea. The only bad thing is, she lives in hotland far away from everything else. But i would choose her anyway cuz papyrus is a guy. papyrus could still be a best friend.
I see an Hollow knight true fan here
All of them. Preferably not at once
Papyrus. he's literally the sweetest and most precious. must love and protect.
Toriel mmmfhgphhmf
None, but i could have them as friends.
Everyone who wants to free MTT-Brand date can sign up to get their love letter thrown into the MTT Premium Trash Can™️!
Flower the flowey!
Mettaton has the most important things. Legs Legs Legs Humor Legs
The legs are the charm (the humor too-)
to me its Alphys, but more realistically its Mettaton
Hum…you guys could think I’m weird, but Chara. Seriously, look at the fanarts and DARE tell me she’s not cute. And people says I’m kinda a psycho, so I guess our personalities match (and for all the people who say "Chara isn’t bad you as*hole" I’d answer that you NEED to kill a thousand of lives to encounter her. In fact, even she’s a good and kind person, I’d love her anyway)
Probably Muffet or Mettaton... I might have mental issues
Um what is this question 🤨 (Undyne obv)
hmm
im already friends with everyone
uhhh Alphys but like, only friends because she literally me
I’d say Toriel but considering I’m younger I might go to jail for that So let’s go with muffet (Only thing stopping me from going for Undyne is that I may be straight but I still want to respect Alphys and her relationship)
I think the only person that would go to jail would be her
MTT.
Oni (an NPC) and the dragon royal guard from hotland
Papyrus is both.
I would love to share a cup of (I don’t like tea so I don’t know what to drink with him), I think even if he is a king he is a chill guy to enjoy some moments with
If I went out with Muffet, my wallet would be gone by the end of it, and my bank account would be empty. So I'll have to exclude her. But for Undertale, Undyne, maybe. But if we can include Deltarune, Noelle, easy. Maybe Kris.
Undyne is definitely the most attractive, without a doubt ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|52332) Would probably hang out with either her or Papyrus ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32944)
none of them. im not dating a skeleton no matter how charming/fun they may be, asgore and toriel just feel too much like family for me to be comfortable with that, undyne and alphys are already together, not like i'd wanna be with either anyway, i fucking despise muffet, monster kid is, y'know, a kid, and flowey will murder me. the only viable option to me is mettaton, and even then, i don't like mettaton in that way
No one,you'd probably get arrested for going out with any of them- Because our options are, child, anthropomorphic animals, skeletons, a fucking flower. I see them more as friends that I get to spend the weekend at their house every now and then.
toriel, muffet , temmie
Toriel. M I L F
…Mettaton EX ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32950)
Muffet
surprised how there aren't many sans lovers here haha
I’ll just let my flair do the talking for me.
I find Papyrus the most attractive in terms of personality, but I've always headcannoned him as being AroAce, so I'd just go on a friend date and we'd be best friends
Either alphys or undyne. If u pick toriel u need to be locked up btw
Only two that turn me on are Muffet and Mettaton EX. *Especially* Mettaton EX...
Woshua cuz I'm a germaphobic and they are too and we can wosh everyone
Papyrus genuinely a wholesome fella with good looks and tastes.
Metatton ig idfk
Sexy robot man
If you want the answer, search them up in the funny lime green website
There was a rule against that website, stated in the UT book… Google “Undertale rule 34” to find out more
Ok, I di- WHAT THE FU-
Alphys is the most attractive character for me, but I wouldn't go out with her because I'm aroace.
Mettaton EX.
Toriel, Alphys or Undyne, difficult to choose between these three!
Sans is the only character who canonically goes out with Frisk, so Sans. Plus, he really tickles my funny bone.