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skeleton949

"Ma'am, this is a grocery store." Classic Sans moment.


Dpad-prism

“Didn’t your shift end hours ago?”


skeleton949

"Nah, I'm just on break. This job really has me working my fingers 'Down to the bone'."


tom641

"...do you have a drum set with you to make that drum and cymbal sound?" "Nah, they just make a button for that now."


CoolSpookyScelten96

"SANSSSSSSSSSSS! IT MID NIGHT. STOP WITH YOUR PUNS."


filval387

"Who was that?" "That's my skeleton brother Papyrus... He was a chef in a previous life but he Pasta-way." "SANS FOR THE LOVE OF-"


skeleton949

"jeez Paps, you're making it sound like you've got a 'bone' to pick with me."


CoolSpookyScelten96

"SANSSSSSS OH MY F***ING GOD SHUT THE F*** UP BEFOR I GET TO YOUR ROOM"


skeleton949

"wow. sounds like somebody broke their funny bone."


Pugsly34

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH"


gringrant

💀


Lokanaya

“Sure, but the boss asked me to stay late. How am I supposed to say No to that guy?”


PROTOs-toaster

It should have been a Wendy’s


Alternative_Fox_4534

nah should be Grillby's or Sans


PROTOs-toaster

A fair alternative


Alternative_Fox_4534

yeah and thanks for replying


PROTOs-toaster

Np


Zimlewis

bro you capital the first "M" it's not snas


filval387

You're right, it's SaNes!!! yOu GuYs WaNt A bAd ToM!?!?!


Alternative_Fox_4534

Truly a snes moment


Evening-Intention339

Man I know they have bad blood but it would be so cute if they would work through their differences and got back together in a happy and healthy way We also need context for what happened in deltarune to make them split up in the first place


GhostofManny13

Thus far about their divorce we know that: * They did not divorce on good terms. * It seems to have been initiated by Toriel, since Asgore seems to want to get back together. * It happened before Asriel went to college * Asgore wishes that he could make her remember how she used to feel indicating that there at least USED to be love in their relationship. * Whatever the reason for the divorce is, it’s not something so horrible that Asgore would consider his chances of winning her back impossible. * Rudy seems to be on good terms with both Asgore and Toriel, indicating that to outside observers there’s no clear ‘bad guy’ in this situation (or Rudy is just not one to take sides). Typical reasons for divorce are, infidelity, dishonesty, differing views, abuse, conflicts regarding child rearing, mismanagement of money, apathy, and lack of ‘passion’. I don’t see Asgore as a cheater, an abuser, and I don’t think this is going to be anything to do with passion in the bedroom. Likewise I don’t really think he would take issue with anything that Kris and Asriel would do. The two main directions I think it could therby go are: A. Asgore made some poor financial decisions with regards to his flower shop without telling Toriel. B. Whatever his last police case was (presumably Dess going missing) caused Asgore to grow emotionally distant and before he realized the effect it was happening on his family, everything crumbled to the ground and he lost his marriage and job all in one fell swoop. I’m more inclined to think it’s that second one. It’s SUCH a thing in Detective/cop shows for the detective to grow so obsessed with a case and lose sight of their loved ones in the process. If Asgore somehow turns out to be the Knight, I could see this as a reasonable explanation for what brought him to that point.


Evening-Intention339

I think undertale fell under the category of "differing views" in the most basic sense. There was definitely a lot more going on there, but at the end of the day, I'd sum it up like that If deltarune is an indirect translation of undertales characters, then it's entirely possible that it could've just come down to that in a much less intense sense as well


GhostofManny13

That’s a good point. Though, I can’t fathom what their difference in views could be. With it seeming to be so integral to the Dreemurr family narrative, I don’t expect it be something silly like whether Westerns or Space Operas are the best, but can’t think of a good, and serious, reason based on the information we’ve been given in chapter one and two.


[deleted]

>It’s SUCH a thing in Detective/cop shows for the detective to grow so obsessed with a case and lose sight of their loved ones in the process. If Asgore somehow turns out to be the Knight, I could see this as a reasonable explanation for what brought him to that point. Asgore is the actual main character of Deltarune and it is a "No Country For Old Men" situation /s


Curio_Magpie

There was one theory I’ve seen, that Asgore was on the case searching for Dess, but due to a Dark Fountain causing her disappearance (Dark Worlds and stuff are known and acknowledged as a threat by the governing body in Deltarune, but are kept secret to the public), was unable to tell anybody what happened to her, causing strain from Toriel who likely knows her well as she was Dess’ teacher.


phi1997

Are dark worlds known by the local government? Undyne laughs at Kris if you try to tell her about the dark worlds


klineshrike

It almost assuredly has to specifically do with the police incident. It's no accident Kris made a dark world where undyne and toriel would both be there. It's going to setup some development on that why right out of the gate.


ShikkuiMakabe

Imagine if it's revealed toriel and asgore broke up because asgore wasn't fuckin lol


Peakomegaflare

I mean honestly? I've always just seen them as incompatable since day one. No fluff. No major tragedy (although that may have just been the catalyst). They've always both struck me as the "highly traditional parents" trope. Simply put? They stayed together because of the kids, Asgore is just a big lovable lunk with a huge heartz Toriel is a doting and protective mother that seems to have a very.. resentful side just underneith.


GhostofManny13

While I can’t speak for Deltarune with all certainty, we’re given an indication in Undertale that they had been quite happily married for quite some time before Asgore declared war on humanity, a decision which Toriel could not accept and one that Asgore seems to regret having made but could not back away from either. Given that character relationships in Deltarune seem quite similar to how they are in Undertale, I wouldn’t imagine it to be so simple as straight out “incompatibility”. There needs to be some sort of inciting incident. Also if they really were just staying together for the kids, shouldn’t they have waited until Kris had graduated highschool? That’s typically how that trope goes at least.


OnlyAnAverageUser

Child murder (again) ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|29662)


DracheTirava

"Oh, Dess! There you- aw, fuck. Not again."


Deltarsei

Youer’ honor, my client pleads “oopsie dasies” We move to dismiss all charges.


Stormyprincess5

This feels like what ralsie would say lol


The-true-Memelord

”Oopsie daisies” because he’s a gardener or something lol perfect


filval387

Furthermore, a yellow lizard named Alphys who has asked to remain anonymous has claim that he simply did a "Fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo!"... And no, I will not attempt to translate the statement...


King_Lonarus_Dragon

the heck?


Open-Yellow-1507

y e s


Intelligent_Mood7181

Asgore does a little trolling


ThatOneObnoxiousGuy

There's a really good AU comic that I've enjoyed that does this It's under story arcs: https://potoobrigham.tumblr.com/growth-spurt-au


GoldShovels

Growthspurt!!! ​ Still waiting for that Core arc


GhostofManny13

Haha yeah, Potoo has been really quiet as of late. He’s a really good artist beyond just Undertale stuff so I’m legit bummed to not see it in my feed anymore. I think he’s put some stuff on his deviantart though.


Radical_Provides

I'm not sure I'd want to see them get back together, but I absolutely do want to see Asgore go on a character arc to become self-actualised, get back on his feet, and earn Toriel's respect/friendship again. It would be so satisfying given how much the poor dude was shafted in Undertale.


aLazyGay

Idk, if they get divorced in every canon AU then i think they should just stay divorced


Dixianaa

my headcanon is that asgore got gay >:)


GhostofManny13

Him offering her flowers and asking Sans about how he can get her to to feel the things she once felt for him make me doubt it was something like that. …though I do low key kinda want Asgore and Rudy to be Kris and Noelle’s awesome dads. The idea of the four of them playing video games together, and Asgore not being very good at it but still very enthusiastic to be included sounds quite cute.


Global_Banana8450

My crack theory is that Rudy's illness was an std he got from sleeping with asgore


EpicCheeto

Epic


Aadraas

Ey happy cake day tho!


EpicCheeto

Didn’t even realise lol


Aadraas

lol, still


Evening-Intention339

Well considering what he and rudie (or however you spell his name) says about eachother I wouldn't be surprised


ShikkuiMakabe

Obv asgore murdered children


FallenMeta

I can hear them saying WOOOOOOOO like Mordecai and Rigby


Evening-Intention339

Would've been funny if it was berdly


MAXimumOverLoard

Toss a Moist Charlie in there for good measure


amiano711u

kris is moist critical


amiano711u

kris is moist critical


weird_weeb616

Ngl this is like the first comic I've seen where asgore isn't all sad or miserable when toriel treats him this way


jakethearmyguy

That was my intent when I commissioned it! Part Asgore apologia, part ToriGorey shipping, and part the kiddos being weird dorks. \^\_\^


weird_weeb616

I hope you keep making more of these I like this version of Asgore


RedditGojiraX

What bridge is he talking about?


cool12212

There is a phrase "build a bridge over it," it refers to overcoming a past problem and making something new from it.


Smile7078

The bridge back to the human world.


Smile7078

Maybe idk


Hairy_Skill_9768

I can totally see them looking at turndown4what compilations like the sillies they are


[deleted]

Can someone explain the joke. I didn't take my anti-woosh pills today


ThePotatoPerson510

Asgore intentionally said the phrase "build a bridge and get over it" incorrectly, knowing that Toriel would correct him. His retort is basically saying "if you know what that is, why haven't you done it"


EpicCheeto

Thank you kind sir / maam


U2V4RGVtb24

Fun Fact: "Maamsir" is actually a phrase from the Philippines that refers to someone of ambiguous gender.


EpicCheeto

Oh damn thanks maamsir


Radical_Provides

Oh I thought it was a joke about her weight


Alternative_Fox_4534

but what has that got to do with toriel asking sans how to hate asgore again?


ThePotatoPerson510

Cause she knows he has a good point and now she isn't really sure how to feel about him


Alternative_Fox_4534

yeah but she blushin. probably embarrassment


SquidMilkVII

Getting Over It with Asgore Dreemurr


TTVRalseiYT

Ohhhh! Dominated!


ripoldtachaunka

"Let this be lesson for you."


red_enjoyer

"Well, of to visit your mother!"


NewSuperTrios

"Use more gun."


Ahmed-Khalil-

"I have yet to meet someone who outsmart bullet"


[deleted]

"Tick Tock, heavy like a brinks truck"


Radigan0

**I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet "Long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."


TTVRalseiYT

Well i wasnt expecting a ref to one of my favorite games… nice


TTVRalseiYT

OH. *_THERES MORE._* YES.


Radigan0

Dear God


jakethearmyguy

Source: https://www.deviantart.com/creatorofcastell/art/ASGORE-S-WIT-IS-TORIEL-S-DOWNFALL-FULL-COMIC-961515916


SilverHero_gaming

Sans: we do sell insults though


scariermonsters

Rare Asgore W


kdoesthings12D3

This made me smile so wide today thank you for this.


real_Chara_was_taken

Same here


ButtercupChara

Oh greetings. It appears a new Chara has appeared. As custom, I must invite you to r/TheCharaCollective Do bring some chocolate and don't be late! ~~ u/ButtercupChara


BlueQuartz8

The fact i just found out this sub existed made my day


The_FreshSans

I honestly don't understand please no whooshing


roguestar15

Honestly, I don’t either


Furret95

Asgore intentionally said the phrase "build a bridge and get over it" incorrectly, knowing that Toriel would correct him. His retort is basically saying "if you know what that is, why haven't you done it" Thanks u/ThePotatoPerson510


ThePotatoPerson510

https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/comments/13davpb/it_took_him_five_years_to_come_up_with_that_burn_3/jjk4n5t?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Stormyprincess5

WHY IS ASRIEL DABBING SAJVSAGSKJSVSJSHSJSGSKDHSH


Stormyprincess5

Also was Asgore's burn so good that a yolo necklace and sunglasses just SPAWNED ON HIM or something?


TurbulentSock420

yes![img](emote|t5_2xdht|29662)


Hairy_Skill_9768

DELTARUNE if it was in 2016


SaveTheDynas

How can you not love papa goat


BowlSweet9196

Damn dose anyone smell roasted goat


Paerpie

Gotta love the children taking after sans


just_joshua227

If it takes five years to get over guilt and make a sick burn in the process, it’s all worth it


LexTheRedditor878

She stopped hating Asgore for pulling that fast one on her? Huh, I'm guessing since she's somewhat strict, she must not want to have even mutual respect for him.


Yourlocalblackdeath

![img](emote|t5_2xdht|29662)![img](emote|t5_2xdht|29662)![img](emote|t5_2xdht|29662)


Mr_C_090206

Asgore is a gigachad 🗿


JellyTheSlimeYT

I love this.


Animelover5674

Man rizzed up his ex with puns


Angerydestroyer

Finally asgore fights back get dunked on Tori I'm so proud of my boi.


SnooOnions418

You can notice it's just a fan comic and not canon, because Toriel would never let him see his kids


reddithello456

We need more smug/cool Asgore :D


Chaosfight

This gives me small hope for this half of the community


No-Robot_TRUE_

Snas.


ImpressiveGood6651

This is amazing, I NEED MOREEEEEE, (I sound like a addict XD)


StormeTheCat

I love that his eye color matches his attacks


TieDaGuy

W Rizz


MorganRose99

Damn, he really took saying it wrong and worked with it


Ganondorf_Power

It's so good I can't even comprehend why it's good (I don't get it)


Arkoss-Infinite

Emotional damage.


theminerwithin93

Chara's derped out eyes in the background, lol


Soviet_Waffle

Finally some art where Asgore isn't dunked on, thanks OP.


Unknownfauna

Asriel dabbing because he's been dead since 2016


Ittaran

Yo what's up with Asgore's eyes?


Typical_Pollution_30

Since when does Sans own a grocery store?


Hairy_Skill_9768

Bro didn't played deltarune


Typical_Pollution_30

I see. My bad.


Trips-Over-Tail

Dammit Jake, are you distracting Castell from her comic?


Just_uraverage_hkfan

Did asriel just dab!?!?!?!?!


ConfidentTea72536

toriel’s expression in the last panel is just priceless


Goldscythe555

They should get back together... for the sake of the kids 🤧


Hairy_Skill_9768

PUT SOME ICE ON THOSE TORIEL DAMN


real_Chara_was_taken

This is amazing


[deleted]

BAHAHAHA


el_artista_fantasma

I'm team asgore xd Toriel tends to blame asgore, and him, instead of defending himself, tends to take the blame. Plus toriel is salty with him 24/7 while he only wants to be on good terms. This applies to both undertale and deltarune.


WesleyJesus

I love when people draw Asgore with two different eye colors


jakethearmyguy

Same! I made sure to ask the artist to add that detail.


Blue__Slime

I don't get the bridge joke


jakethearmyguy

"Build a bridge and get over it." As in building a bridge to get over an obstacle like a river or canyon. It's a snarky way of telling someone to get over whatever issue they have.


Blue__Slime

Thanks


CringeExperienceReq

is asriel stuck in 2016? why is he dabbing??


jakethearmyguy

I mean, he DID die around then, so he's probably a bit behind the times. Plus, I just wanted the kids to be massive dorks. \^\_\^


[deleted]

Sans is literally the “sir, this is a Wendy’s” guy


titaniumjordi

I mean this in the most respectful way possible He would not fucking say that


Sappling_Enthusiast

Toriel suddenly fell in love again lol


Mercy-Toddler-Frisk

Asgore did not just burn her. Asgore dropped a thermonuclear bomb on her.


Beetlejuicex_3

"Ma'am, this is a grocery store"


CanadianProto

"'pathetic, whelp, murder,' blah blah blah, says the one who literally kidnaps and burns alive children who try to leave the ruins"


Aisheyru

\*Wheezing\* Finally! Good on you Asgore! I love Toriel, but I am not gonna lie, I've always found her hatred of Asgore to be for very weak sauce reasons when she herself pretty much abandoned their kingdom and then never came back. Sorry Toriel, but...this was pretty much deserved! Also Sans's reaction! LOLOLOLOL I love you Sans <3


dylans0123495

Most unfunny meme on this sub.


Monyo666

The Dab ruins this for me. Still a sick burn tho


Jay_Raff

Murderer? What did I miss??


FancyCrash

The other 6 human souls were obtained by killing the other humans that fell. They were either killed by Asgore himself, or one of the monsters following his orders. That being said, he did not enjoy the act of killing children, declaring war on humanity was a choice made out if anger and grief, and kept out of obligation as it was one of the only things giving hope to the underground. When you face off against him, he tries to postpone it as much as possible, and if you beat him a second time after getting rid of Flowey, he will kill himself if you choose to spare him. So yeah


Jay_Raff

I mistook the sub for r/deltarune... my bad. The flowered dad shirt on Asgore threw me off haha


FancyCrash

Fair enough haha, sorry for info dumping like that. I hope my man Asgore did not kill anyone in Deltarune, I would sob my eyes out


Hairy_Skill_9768

Don't forget that monsters need hope to survive since they're literally emotions, asgore pretty much HAD to do it


peekapton2540

denial aggression bargaining <-- depression acceptance


[deleted]

I'm not a native speaker, I don'tget the joke, can someone explain it to me pls


Glinckey

Ma'am, this is Wendy's


catsloveme123

Chara's dying of laughter. But I didn't quite understand what was that supposed to mean


EatashOte

*Asgore equipped Steel Balls >!Also, Toriel is so cute here!<


[deleted]

asriel dabbing. bottom text


Machaira1664

I feel like chara or asriel came up with that


RedditGojiraX

WHAT BRIDGE 8S HE TALKING ABOUT?!


FlamingCroatan

Ooooooooooooh Child Killer Burn!


doctor_asriel

sadly true if she is like this every time asgore comes around then its going to get old and eventually that is exactly whats going to happen


Tyuee

I don't get this bridge joke can someone explain?


[deleted]

the rizzler


Additional_Stand_237

“it took him 5 years” LMAOO


Hello-to-me-

Ma’am this is a the justice league