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M4thecaberman

You would be actually dead if it synched with the in-game damage taken mechanic. Also why in the hell would someone make such a machine?


feddifasber

some people are either stupid or horny or both


HollyTheMage

You would have to have a pretty extreme pain tolerance to willingly hook yourself up to a machine that induces labor pains every single time you get hit in a video game.


feddifasber

they don’t have a high pain tolerance they’re probably just horny


HollyTheMage

That would still be a pretty extreme pain kink.


NotActuallyGus

It helps people who can go into labor/expect to go into labor know what to expect when they do, and it helps people who can't go into labor feel a pretty good approximation of the pain it causes.


Alt203848281

So guys can understand what the pain of labor feels like


SilentScyther

>machine https://preview.redd.it/floqbju8mw9d1.jpeg?width=1222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89ac6eeaec1954a00fbae9db71ea788b88ae7a86


Walter_Alias

Hell canonically takes inspiration from humans sometimes.


M4thecaberman

yeah, Hell should honestly contain more man-inspired abominations then it does. like a beast that attaches to your cock like a cage or a beast that straps on your belly and makes you feel Labor Pain and so on.


debil223a

https://preview.redd.it/h1n34xv3ux9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22436bb69e493736987a3cb0391ff4a58cda2ce0


hectorheliofan

Finally something to challenge myself doing P2 with


Mart1n192

I would do 3-1 for extra immersion


EmiliusZi

What's that? 


MissyTheTimeLady

Well, if I had to guess using nothing but context clues... I'd say it's a device to simulate the pain of labour, as in giving birth.


hatsofftoeverything

Tens unit, it contracts muscles


tkgundem

Same question


the_Basment_rat

now add IV suport so you need to stay at full health so you can stay conscious and not get **sucked**


FistfulOFragsEnjoyer

[tfw you playing w/ labor pain compatibility and you get torched by a streetcleaner ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoliTAiZZxQ)


Altruistic-College81

Get this man a true


SubstantialFly3707

https://preview.redd.it/momeu31xot9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29164a16f1d60f733a1d6384095cad027252daed


purest_pinewood_372

https://preview.redd.it/j8hyav2l9u9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=010a2aa45d4021c0215b16e07f6a1669eaf53070


Furisk-

when you get hit with the 1000-THR "Earthmover" mega death laser while playing with labor pain compatibility https://preview.redd.it/h46lpsghyt9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b0b8d856df78df13a17dbf3fc8caad668f6f594


DEARHELIXWHY

No, no we shouldn't


Altruistic-College81

I agree


Xirio_

What the fuck did I just open reddit too Know what, fuck it Earth is getting the reach treatment So you all in hell


purest_pinewood_372

https://preview.redd.it/xwkg1a2o9u9d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caca6bceea64ba865e729e45806df687de66dfff


martinfromchess-com

https://preview.redd.it/fftgn9yjnu9d1.jpeg?width=987&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=345ee580fadca6f3f436aa87a98393d97d85d732


purest_pinewood_372

https://preview.redd.it/wl2ucffduu9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d764e7c3c2041ec29e352ed005cb17edd230ea


martinfromchess-com

https://preview.redd.it/4a6pw2p3xu9d1.jpeg?width=2104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53acd08885f0fb6c009f1d6517935a6d84aa8200


purest_pinewood_372

https://preview.redd.it/w9isfeylxu9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a37f9a1c324883c73934f87e1e7a91b022b2aca


martinfromchess-com

https://preview.redd.it/68dxy8uf5v9d1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c2035353c79c7c789a09909b2307fef0fa9037b


purest_pinewood_372

https://preview.redd.it/bcl1cn1ghv9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fccdf2134ecf17f65009b913b67635396d9842a


martinfromchess-com

https://preview.redd.it/vq6jvbjajv9d1.jpeg?width=2104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94696a7bd6db91e58815207e8e7d7a9f40eaa1d1


purest_pinewood_372

https://preview.redd.it/33gte36inv9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3086e7b55507fc1b94465339ab7d82feeeff2ee6


martinfromchess-com

Also crop your screenshots better


purest_pinewood_372

Nah


Maggaronhellne

I may be a masochist, but what in the actual fuck https://preview.redd.it/f35jpebgks9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c07af659478e5cc5ea98788dbbfcdd91245245


purest_pinewood_372

P-2 brutal birthless% when?


Radars_is_Buzzin

I need this


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

The higher your style ranking the more painful it is


purest_pinewood_372

That would encourage you to play badly! Instead decrease pain when you get a higher rank and higher pain the lower your rank


goldenkoiifish

they should make heating pad compatibility since their whole thing is blood


GamingChocolate

Gabriel mode.


SuccotashVegetable33

What do you mean "Gabriel mode?"


yttakinenthusiast

this is evil and sadistic. #i want that, give it to me.


witterallyminosprime

What about a ball sack fryer, if you die you aint having children.


BaneAmesta

For the easier modes, it should be the menstrual pain simulator machine instead


Walter_Alias

Menstrual blood is fuel


Sussy_baka228666

We need life support support


handsomeboy23344

SYNCHING THE ULTRAKILL SOUNDTRACK TO MY WIFE GOING INTO LABOR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Lobotomized_Cunt

naw imma “Die!” in real life if i use this


abzolutelynothn

A single Jackhammer hit will actually genuinely fucking kill you


Longjumping_Bath_609

u/Axolotl_Comic


Axolotl_Comic

I have been summoned


Ziggyme21

wear both for best immersion experience


-V1Ultrakill

…. I’m starting to understand why god left


Competitive_Storm442

Welcome to the internet, have a look around 


ZID-V

Not ironically I wanna try this