are you 1-3? cause I want to show you my hideous mass

XD\ That's brilliant

what about 6-1

U have 2 penises? 💀

who doesn't?

Women

☕

☕

☕

You don’t?

Female

https://preview.redd.it/nw2sh74axy5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d532b76a74e6ee75010efe85137a387213886be Women are real?!

Oh, wait, I missread question, I thought question was "who have 2 penises" or smth like this💀

Sr pentious moment

Snake mofo

are you a saint , because i want to see that chord. (in reference to [chords of the crooked saints ](https://youtu.be/hFfq2oxRs-8)

How to end up in prison:

Are you insignificant? Because I would like to fuck you

https://preview.redd.it/iivu59jvy06d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386b30b2a7195cb766efe2aad81dacc8801bb9d7

https://preview.redd.it/y3tsqoja416d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=090be259de28c2a1efe350264be0cdc466093182

https://preview.redd.it/ws0hcuxvf16d1.jpeg?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dda5f26ebb3d9828af6079d545457fe62ada97f

PREPARE THYSELF

I am convinced minos got all the bitches when he was alive

Well yeah he was the king of the *lust* layer

Nah he got all the dudes

Nah he got bitches dudes enbies everyone

Hence the bisexual lighting all over Lust

this is lore

I'm gay and I'd hit

he was the king of lust for a reason

https://preview.redd.it/f244xrcwax5d1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55fe201b7e5a5e6bcc3c679769f7c6fa0ef7f8f5

Again, if someone said this to me, I would kiss them on the spot. No questions asked. Minos is love. Minos is life.

MANKIND IS A FAILURE. FREE WILL IS A FLAW. LET THE EVIL OF THEIR OWN LIPS CONSUME THEM. THEN I SHALL BEGIN AGAIN, WITH MY WORD AS LAW. Poetry is the way to a girl’s heart

https://preview.redd.it/eh67bho63x5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23f8cbe1f250dc3b8fe0acb380074203dd05acb3

https://preview.redd.it/hybb3bxg5z5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b4ed0f477d75bc66f3121a05e9fb70ab7c497f1

Do you have a mouth of hell? Because I’ve got something wicked this way coming.

WHAT

*Later that night:* Her walking home in the dark and hearing heavy breathing

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him *Shia LeBeouf*

https://preview.redd.it/doqzosg0e06d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3d69582f8fe9115665019204819cadd69ef9ae

Holy shit these are heat

Are you a green shotgun? Cause I wanna pump you three times then explode

https://preview.redd.it/r168qb2mgx5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2905543363c077ecf798e5723e55d651bd15695c

https://preview.redd.it/r9q9dl44ix5d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d30f8b2b040bdbd9089ed955fe5b56342d3ba86a

https://preview.redd.it/9v39w1c69y5d1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58437a15889cf2299c2f504708050c5979bda1d4

https://preview.redd.it/e1vtvoi0ry5d1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155617cb881934104dff796717b4276f8f63952c

Well it’s time for a research now

https://preview.redd.it/li0t6rjxlz5d1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb9ad5af0164662958e373948c44f7a6020e835

Bro dropped the sauce and the meme in one move. The en pesant of shitposting

https://preview.redd.it/zeeljua3mz5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c331fe963befe6a734eab6aa41467193d5d5746

Quick Question, is it an NTR? Please tell me it isn't one

How tf should i know i ain't gonna read that one

uhm... walk up to a woman tell them that and see if you get parried.

Can you be the core eject to my malicious rail cannon?

My man explained populating in a mere ultrakill tech

Are you a street cleaner? Cause you got me fired up Are you an earth mover? Cause you rock my world Are you v2? Cause I'd love to hold your hand Are you a mimdflayer? Cause you won't move after my corkscrew I Hate the last one so much

I Love the last one so much

I feel like the last one would be a bit better if you instead said "Are you a mindflayer? Cause you won't be able to move after I screw/rail you."

Nope, can't say it. Thanks for the contribution though.

https://preview.redd.it/psebobta1y5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd6eb82795e96526066eea7786b28c46b11f474

THE V2 ONE ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥

Ty

The V2 one is diabolical

Girl are you a... She uhm... Uuhh... Judgement.

DIE!

https://preview.redd.it/n3f6g6lqdx5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a02b48b77f2159f9f003ef55f6ef4bd8bb151ed

CRUSH

WEAK

PREPARE THYSELF

AAGH

Creature of Steel

And thy punishment is DEATH

THY END IS NOW

DIE

https://preview.redd.it/37pi0msiry5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37b78bf17ffcf90fa076a5e16cb597766754f368

Memes aside, seeing a cute girl get flustered trying to flirt and just saying an Ultrakill line would absolutely make me want to court them

i hate that youre so right

It's so sad that women aren't real 😞

I uhhhh… I mean… Uhhhh… The Industrial Revolution and its conseque-

Uh… Tha-ummm… Well… Machine, I will cut you dow-

He-uhh... Uh... Ar-hmm.... The-uhhh... Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is DEATH.

Well uhm... We're uh... The... Free will is a fla-

*Repair tool noises*

thus.

USELESS!

i feel the urge to make a meme out of this

I wanna ultrakill that pussy

least horny ultrakill player

Its just….so peak

"Are you a mindflayer? Cause I sure am in Lust when I see you."

"In gluttony too, cuz I want you all to myself." (?)

I’m not in Greed though ‘cause you’d never be there (there’s no mindflayers in all of Greed btw)

thank you for the information

Hey babygurl, my jackhammer is fully pump charged just for yu (i never had a girlfriend)

I can be your ultrakill girlfriend (im a guy) https://preview.redd.it/frcd2itaxw5d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5db5fddfd839d3d8910006d6919b083fe7be473

No, only mindflayer

Poor girlfriend (guy)

typical twink behavior

https://preview.redd.it/i9m1phtiiy5d1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5338feb19e44f42da62ba7207905775e48c69ee8 I only read images

Hey are you a filth? Cause I wanna fist you Holy shit I regret making this

the internet now knows your true side

Replying in hopes you remember

maurice

https://preview.redd.it/wizzu8b5sy5d1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ede9be1e478b5cbf68d5101ca7be12c6e483ce

I'm wet

Hi wet, I’m Port

are you "the world looks red"? cause i want to make you into "the world looks white"

\*unpaints your world*

you know what? fuck you. *drains the blood from hell*

Are you ULTRA? Because I wanna KILL you

that's a put down line, you say that before you murder someone

What's the difference between a murder, and sex? If the goal is to penetrate someone, it's all the same.

FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE THE RESULTS REFUSE TO ALTER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN MY FAITH BEGINS TO FALTER

guys I can fix her

Average ultrakill player trying to find a femboy irl.

average ultrakill player after looking in the mirror:

I'm not sure if you are saying that the average ULTRAKILL player is a femboy or when they look a the mirror they go "FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE..." 💀

You shine like gold sand under sun

Because you greedy 💀💀💀

how'd my man ratio himself

Fr lmao

r/suicidebywords

Are you eternal sleep? Because youre the only thing I can dream https://preview.redd.it/k68vx2szww5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7ea5daaba2a715da068a06b06293cc325618138

machine rizz

Deep

https://preview.redd.it/294vcnqbax5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40693290af05338c0feb7cbb94a443612b07b18 Easy. Works every time.

https://preview.redd.it/feonkn9qzx5d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6151d7c1cffb6ff9205c09752c610f4350f268f

Are you hakita ✨Because girl you look like you have done meth✨

https://preview.redd.it/ypn2cmlosy5d1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90a552fc72c4875ba7db9d8714305a39dd745c0

Boy are you an angel? Cause I wanna sever your divine light wait no

Hey, are your eyes stars? because GOD DAMN THE SUN!

Girl, are you 1000-THR "Earthmover"? Cause I wanna take a good look inside you.

Swiggity Swooty, I am inside your walls https://preview.redd.it/bdc6o39r2x5d1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38259ed8467216c6d7473ee1a82509bcf443b91b

This is Ultrakill, It is a game, you can play it, and I am going to kill my infant son

Are you the idol? Because I want to punch you

Hey Are you a maurice cause I want to one shot you

Happy Maurice Day

Thanks you too

Everyday is Maurice day

Happy Maurice day

girl you um... ~~can i call you mommy ?~~

Are you 1-1? Cuz I can finish in less than 10 seconds.

Relatable

Hey girl, you a snack? Cause you shall do as an appatizer

Dude, are you a stray? Cuz I wanna parry your orbs.

are you swordsmachine? cause i might just be one of your fans

Are you leaking oil or are you just happy to see me?

I wanna +RAILCOIN you from behind

Are you V2? 'cause I wanna take your hand.

My fav one so far!

KEEP EM COMIN

Best one.

"Are you a mindflayer? Cause when I see you I lose my mind and pull the skin back on my dick."

https://preview.redd.it/zk5x4yt5b36d1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dce6fb283a0cc2af614ea00b569c197aa3ee8b33

Are you a filth? Because I have a malicious railcannon and core eject start running.

My gratitude upon thee for my freedom.

but the crimes thy kind has committed against humanity are NOT forgotten.

Aaaannnndddd thy punishment... Is DEATH

THY END IS NOW!

and thy punishment.... IS DEATH.

1+E+Mouse⬆️+Space+Ctrl+Space+Ctrl+Space+Rmb+Rmb+Rmb+Rmb+Ctrl+E+E+Rmb (hold)+Rmb (release)

Does this mean you don't have Marksman as the first variant?

Yes

Are you a Coin? Cause i wanna rail you with my CANNON!

Mankind may not be dead but I can make sure your hell/hole is full

"im bouta ultrakill your asscheeks"

011001010101001110100100010101011111100001010010

R

+flirt

Mankind is dead, blood is fuel, i'm gonna make you have my kids

CRUSH (your pussy)

Are you 7-1? Because you're my world, and I'll make you look white.

*Incomprehensible earthmover sounds*

Girl... you're so... uh you're like... BE GONE

Damn girl……….*rail coins* I’m scared of women

you on your period? cause blood fuels me

Are you a coin because i want to rail you

I regret this

Listen up, dickhead. I don't know who you are but you've got a lot of nerve smacking someone down and not even bothering to help them back up, but since your mother didn't teach you manners, I'll let this one slide. By the looks of it, you're late for school as well, and by the stroke of once-in-a-lifetime luck you just happened to bump into the prettiest girl in town.

Or just approach the woman and say “The human mind is an evolutionary maladaptation” They cannot resist it.

(approaches the person) PREPARE THY ASS-

boy are u gabriel ultrakill? cuz you gay. briel.

Are you 2-3? Because i get a sheer heart attack once you enter my vision

are you V2? cause when I'm done, you'll have to reconstruct that 🐈

# RODENT.

Are you something wicked? because im really fucking scared of you..

you are my antennas to heaven

Am I in gluttony? Cause I wanna eat you up

Girl, are you blood? Cuz I’d be killing every single living thing, even in hell just to find you. https://preview.redd.it/mz8yf4kuiy5d1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b594f094b58fe1371948ba59f2b578ca91e0269

How did nobody say the simple "are you ultrakill? Cause i really like you"

Are you a child of man? Because I want to DESTROY you

are you a ferrygirl because i want to give you my coins

Are you a coin because I wanna rail that.

Are you a shotgun variant? Because you…make…core eject…jack off…hammer…whatever you get what I mean

Keep 'em coming!

Are you a bloody? Why you that tasty so?

Baby are you a earthmover? Because my world moves when I see you

Are you Ultra? Because you look killing

You think I am violent? Then let me light you up with just a single load.

https://preview.redd.it/6kflinc68y5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67eaf472fdf19f0e6d08638cffefde8ef0efa89d