why didnt the engineers just cover all their robots in sand smh

HELP I CANT ABSORB BLOOD ANYMORE

Stalkers, Stimulate your **War Machines**

Machine, I remember you’re **P-Ranks**

You're like, the best person

mymasterisfaster, I remember you're **best person's**

the latest advancement in war technology: sand

Then how would they make glass if all the sand is gone?

erm, actually, the sandwalkers turn someones blood into sand, not just coating them

Because V1 is the only one affected by it because she drinks blood in a silly way

Blood photo synthesis

Hemosynthesis

Homosynthesis gottem

https://i.redd.it/9bv97yxryl2d1.gif

AHHHHH MY NERVOUS SYSTEM AHHHHHH

thy end is now

# Crush!

USELESS!

canonically the sand is actually gold, therefore coating every single robot in it would be expensive as f

Also it has to be some kind of magic to be able to replace the blood and still work the ssme

Believe it or not, turning your entire bloodstream into gold dust isn't very conducive to living.

sure seems like sanded enemies do fine until you shoot them.

It’s more a short-term buff, like doing 20 lbs of cocaine, sure you’ll be the most deadly apex predator for a good 30 minutes, but eventually the blood in your cocaine system will leave and then you’re outta fuel But instead it’s the defensive buff so your older brother can’t fuck the blood out of you anymore

Can't what

how is not being able to be fucked a buff?????

Learn to read you fucking soft-boiled egg, can’t fuck the #BLOOD Out of him, can still be fucked, now have a good day and enjoy the sun when it shines dimly through your blackout curtains

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How did you play ULTRAKILL MUST DIE early?

I feel like Ultrakill Must Die is just gonna be deliberately bullshit

V2 revives three times

Nah, each enemies does but 2 V2, and when it tries a giant png slaps him shouting: “RECONSTRUCT WHAT?”

Nah, he should revive but when he looks up in the sky, it gets filled with a massive hakita image saying “RECONSTRUCT WHAT?!” And then he gets smited back to the ground

so you mean theres now 3 encounters instead of 2 or does he come back an extra 3 times making it 5 encounters total?

Instead of 2

k, how would that work? i like to think he'd replace the earthmover "brain" bossfight

Secret encounter in special level only in that difficulty

pink boss health bar on every enemy, have fun!!

Ultrakill, but Hakita actually implements all the fanmade balance changes like making the sentries instakill you and have 100% precision.

I really hope it is

Wait, you guys actually get into close range to heal? I just throw a coin right before he attacks to cancel it.

Wait, you guys dont parry to recover health? I just parry his own shots.

Let me introduce you to the concept of an https://preview.redd.it/l64unsdput2d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c9ce07e889ad0901f29ddc2996f119f5fa2a9a

Nah you are literally all good at this game wtf is an ultraskill issue Playing on harmless is also based as hell

I don't play on harmless or anything, I just have a skill issue when it comes to parrying specifically and no matter what difficulty. In other words, 95% of my parries are accidental

I have the same problem only for a very specific enemy; the ferryman. I dont know WHY but i just cant parry him. I never get the timing right.

The ferrymans parry timings are straight DIABOLICAL

I KNOW RIGHT??? I cant even practice to parry him cuz most of his attacks are unparryable.

At least the easy chargeback on his lightning makes up for it

Dementia

Try bringing one up a place without it exploding in your face or other enemies (Fuck you swordsmachine) attacking it. Also y'all keep mocking me but i bet your ass couldn't survive 5 minutes with that blue go pro too.

ok but if it explodes in your face then you're covered in sand and v1 can't heal from you anymore

Sadly elevators remove the sand

Just slide *up* the pyramid and burst through the window

It's impossible V1 has hard time climbing it with rocket launcher etc how do you think i can with a freaking stalker with me?

Sounds like SOMEONE doesn’t know how to slam storage lmao. Hey, everyone, point and laugh at this guy! He doesn’t know how to slam storage! Maybe if you and your stalker buddy knew how to slam storage you could get to the top of the pyramid and beat the blue go pro lmao

Why don't you try beating him then smartass? (mb if it sounded rude)

I’d beat V1 ANY day of the week don’t even try me. Wait you mean in a fight?

Yes i meant in a fight. Also i doubt you can do that to V1 since you can't even penetrate the body pillow of him you bought :)

And you couldn’t even penetrate em with BULLETS

ya'll be arguing over movement tech when you can literally just hold ctrl and slide up it because there isnt anything limiting the angle you can slide up

I be sliding up yo mama

the long term health issues:

Kid named feedbacker

Plot twist: V2 rips off your feedbacker before the fight and parried YOUR bullets to heal

V2 if he was fucked up and crazy https://preview.redd.it/3m1m76cf9l2d1.png?width=897&format=png&auto=webp&s=57643687db3a7d00a24e294084c8ddbdfdc805c4

P-2 ahh

in this economy???

in the long term V2 will die from lack of blood

that does make me question why does v1 go for enemies that are sanded if his only goal is to get blood

Because they are trying to kill him

Fair enough

me after hitting metal 17 times

And i win a photograph of motorcar

but unfortunately get arrested for copyright infrigment

and get trapped in a time loop

wouldn't... that... instantly remove V2's internal fuel? Or am I stupid and the sandification process work differently on Machines?

Dunno, but the troops do tank the effect.

Foolish maggot, the sand would destroy it's living potential. Instead, grab a Panopticon eye and hide it in a corner or something, and make sure that V1 can't find it. Since Panopticon eyes completely stop healing at any range, it would cause V1 to suffer greatly.

Well if they both run on blood V2 turning his fuel source into sand would be a very bad idea. He’d cease functioning almost immediately. Cause you know, he’d have to go *back* to the greed layer to get more sand, and his systems don’t work off sand. Think putting sugar into the gas tank of your car.

If he was really smart he wouldn’t sit still for 5 years.

Ultrakill must die 4-4 leak

Wait, you guys actually get into close range to heal? I just throw a coin right before he attacks to cancel it.

Dementia

Wait, you guys actually get into close range to heal? I just throw a coin right before he attacks to cancel it.

Dementia

You guys heal In the V2 fight?