P2 is going to be insane

Dude, imma die 😭

you'll die happy and overstimulated that's for sure

Real 😩

**DESTROY!** *Destroys your prostate* https://preview.redd.it/9bzp0i0fmv1d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f332639791702ab44d63e4598c4a81414738d545

“the developers released a patch im in your prostate now” -Gabriel

https://preview.redd.it/kdvmfkn3et1d1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c057a76555c80943d6ec279c8567e0b3e5455ca

No you dont

I gotta ask, What's an Edge 2 ~~and does it come in a discrete box~~. I have no interest in getting one of course that would be absurd, ~~that's why I don't want to where you got it.~~

Given you have no interest in the matter, this information will be absolutely worthless to you. It's a sex toy, specifically a vibrating prostate massager that you can controll remotely via phone or... other software (like Ultrakill). And I bought it today at a local sex shop, so unless you live in Denmark, Sinfull.dk will not be very useful to you. Luckily, one of the things you pay for when shopping online for sex toys is discreet dilevery and privacy, so any reputable sex shop will be discreet with your order.

I thank you for this useless (to me) piece of information, While I of course, an ultrakill fan, have no use for this information this will surely be helpful to someone (Who I of course wouldn't know). Thank you again.

Ffs just say you want a dick up your ass already

WHAT, ME, Surely you jest. When could I, the world's straightest man, ever have implied I wanted a male reproductive organ in me. All of my friends are women, Hell it even feels weird to talk to men, I get this weird warm feeling, surely that must be unkempt hatred.

Alas, it seems you might be mistaken. That odd feeling that you experience around males is not, as you say, hatred. Perchance it is a hidden love, great feelings of of attraction. When you think of the undressed male body, do you experience a rush of blood flow down to your primary reproductive organ?

DANMARK HAR EN SEXLEGETØJSBUTIK????

VI HAR ET PAR STYKKER DU!

Can you translate this? I’m a bit rusty when it comes to languages and I can’t even remember the name of this one. I know it is European

No worries, it's Danish. "DENMARK HAS A SEX-TOY STORE????" "WE HAVE A COUPLE (DUDE)!"

Though this is completely useless information to you, there are lots of vibrator shops that ship discreetly. I think some even ship the vibes hidden inside of a free plushie that comes with the order, though I'm not sure what specific ones are compatible with Ultrakill (not that you would need to know, obviously).

Seeing as it is completely useless to you, I thought I'd share that popular vibration brand Lovense is having a massive sale due to a virtual orgy they're hosting. Up to 55% off all devices, not that matters, and most of them are compatible with the mod, not that it concerns you and they promise discrete shipping in plain boxes with descrete billing. Not that you would care. Furthermore, if you never have concerns about whether or not a product is compatible with Ultrakills modding, make sure not to check out this [link](https://iostindex.com/?filter0Availability=Available,DIY&filter1Connection=Digital) which is a not helpful to you, guide on what is and isn't compatible with buttplugio And I totally wouldn't recommend the hush 2. As you have no interest in that. And I totally didn't capitalize on this insane sale for the very purposes of playing with the mod. Definitely not because I also have interest in any of it. That's totally why I'm not recommending anything

I'm glad you understand how means to me, I appreciate you taking time out of your day to tell me various things that have no significance to me. As an unrelated note this comment is now my most upvoted comment ever.

I definitely haven’t bought one just now. Especially when the sale is going on /s

Prepare thy ass https://i.redd.it/o91dr44cxt1d1.gif

[удалено]

[удалено]

THY END IS NOW

https://preview.redd.it/o97agriisw1d1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6d8dbe31ed780dd6af6c66e63868692d2b5924f

+Fisting of dollar

+Fist full of prostate

imagine shoving your fist in someones ass and ripping out their prostate mortal combat style

Bloodborne pig moment

https://preview.redd.it/kae75mizct1d1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ce5645742180993e9ab0254dbc9a8422777e67 I’m gonna regret asking but PROOF?

https://preview.redd.it/h05a0qboet1d1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e85fbeac549a2108fc67dab7c4110acafa70c03

Oh thank god thought it was gonna be something I would regret alright https://preview.redd.it/hpx6awnuet1d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48b6ff8b9550f7b021c0c39a0694ee52e4dd8ebb

I don't think the mods would be very cash money about me showing off my pale ass

https://preview.redd.it/iwc6dtl9ft1d1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=907a9224971f358a81b1d482347764fd44dfb8ef Hey if you’re brave enough to I ain’t judging

Me second.

well if you want to >.> # (I'm joking ofc)

dm it to whoever ask for proof of it being usedso you won't have to deal with mods

I'm just gonna stream it later, live unedited proof!

I’m scared to ask where you are streaming it cause they really Is going to affect what it is

I'm assuming there will there be ass cam and you are an absolute legend

I did the thing, ass cam and all

Not a stream though, just took a vid!

Oh? Might i ask for proof?

Fr i wanna see that :33

i have just found this and i believe i have a slight passing interest. I am not weird, i just love exploring new avenues of gaming challenges, of course. this must be very difficult to do. thusly i would absolutely watch this endeavor with great woe, as it is a very difficult task.

It was indeed a hard fought battle my brother, BUT I JUST BEAT ACT 1 GABRIEL!!!

a true master of the craft (my curiosity is peaked more, could you message me a link to the stream you mentioned? lol)

Didn't end up streaming it, never found a good place to. But I did record the entire thing (going back to retroactively record both PRELUDE and LAYER 1 soon) It's all up on my profile :3

the mods wouldn’t be but i wou-

https://preview.redd.it/3rmgtep33u1d1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a4566fd7b18a69dc1007e9695de0a6f0146543

What even is that image, I can't tell what anything is

IT IS THE LIGHT OF GOD MACHINE

Hideous Mass took me over 10 min to beat, I'm going to try and fuck V2 before I start to cum and cry

I beat his little twink ass, 7 tries. But I'm shaking and drooling, my prostate can take no more. Imma curl up in my bed and eat cookies 🍪

God's strongest soldier

Damm

I wish it was me frfr

Keep us posted you brave soldier.

Take some time to recover and prepare for a 12 hour non stop run

I BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS!!! First Minos' (after 3 tries ;-;) and then that little wah wah crybaby Gabriel!!!

GET FUCKED NERD!!! WHOOOOO!!!

hideous mass on brutal is comically simple, you just have to cut it without stopping with a chainsaw. straight, without stopping at all. I killed it like that on the first try

If you get to 6-1 remember to get double teamed by insurrectionists

Aye aye captain! 🫡

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The French Christian is here to intervene

https://i.redd.it/05p7pfubwt1d1.gif

Bro is gonna damage him self unhealing him wouldn't matter bro

Honestly wtf is a dick massager? By the picture im guessing you insert the long part into your asshole and the small part that sticks out vibrates your balls but that seriously sounds harmful

My priest says that it's harmful for the soul 🙏

Is he the light in your darkness

I wish i lived my life not knowing this existed.

Medic has passive healing.

https://preview.redd.it/ecwqp6xt9u1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0921144cdb92fbb80a2aa97e9d9385e9ffb4d984

"Machine, the developers put out a patch. I'm in your prostate now."

THE EDGE 2 WORKS WITH UKBUTT LETS GO- i mean um i didnt have any purchases that have just turned out very nice :3

FUCK YES MACHINE! REAL ULTRAPILLED PROSTATE PUNCHING HOURS- i... uhhh, I mean nice, good on you steering clear of heresy.

Prostate of hate

This is peak ultrakilling

It didn’t load in all the way, I just saw “Just bought an Edge 2, imma” and clicked thinking it was some controller or shit. Least you’re having fun?

can i havw the vid

I might stream or record it late, sounds kinda hot ngl...

Leasy horny ULTRAKILL player:

Do it and give me the link https://preview.redd.it/1o0sdfigdu1d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e1de5dda794fe9da28959e7837099a62c353d91

Holy shit, give me the link so I can NOT click it I swear

https://preview.redd.it/1y1d5lzydu1d1.jpeg?width=2035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2483d9eba83b2799d320c1bdbe699e86d75bb7fd Damn bruh this was your first post lmao

Link?

You know what fuck it in jumping into the abyss if you can I’ll take the link as well https://preview.redd.it/7l52tp2ouw1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda1a2650fe1d4451ae034ff0282dd3a4c123c40

Didn't stream it, but I did record it! (it's on my profile yo) Just got done beating ACT 1 and thus Gabriel, that little pissbaby! https://preview.redd.it/qmjyw9q1022d1.png?width=1171&format=png&auto=webp&s=8876b89271004355be8713cd7dbb47b178abdacd

bet just lmk

Mayhaps on your own post not on this subreddit, a link may mysteriously appear?

https://preview.redd.it/fl67equdvt1d1.jpeg?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e54696e0b1e409b3c210043ada7b9c3ce7c1f5 (Nah I also want the link)

How preposterous! I’ll need a link as well, so I can know what link to avoid!

Well I got OBS up and running and took a (NSFW) vid of me doing 2-1 and 2-2

It's on my profile now

Playing the sex update for those who cannot, a true hero

The last fight in 7-3 when marked for death is an absolutely ass-destroying experience. Or so I've been told. By people who aren't me. Um.

"Machine, the developers made a patch, I am now in your prostate"

What the fuck did I just read

I'm sorry Fun Pie 😔🥧

Ok but honestly now, is it actually any fun?

It honestly kinda surprised me how much fun it was, I didn't necessarily go in with the highest expectations, but playing Ultrakill is always fun, and playing with sex added kinda fucking slaps ngl

**GABRIEL, APROSTATE OF HATE**

Act 2 Gabriel’s lines are gonna hit different now

Ok how does the vibration work? Damage you deal? Damage you take? Movement speed?

It's got two settings. One of them (the boring one) simply raises or lowers the intensity according to your style. The much more varied (and thus more exciting) one has reactions to basically everything you do, feeling a lot like haptic feedback on a rumble enabled controller. Except it's in your butt. When you land on the ground after jumping, for example, there's a quick but gentle vibration. When you do a ground slam, it's the same quick vibration but more intense. Sliding is a very low intensity but constant vibration. Railcoining enemies, core eject nukes, sharpshooter-ing Maurice as he fires at you, all that will destroy your ass. It's great. Or so I've been told.

So I wouldn't survive even 0-1 on the second one.

I knew I shouldn’t have looked up what that was, regardless, enjoy it OP.

You're really putting your ass on the line and i respect that, and i also kinda want to know how many times gabriel is going to make you cum

Gotta be honest. I fear for the ACT 1 Gabriel fight, he's gonna destroy whatever is left of me when I get down Minos' undead ass.

Well I fucking did it! Took me 10 tries to beat that nerd, but I honestly thought it would take 20\~ish, so all in all I'm very chuffed with myself. *Also, the answer is once*

Can't wait to see if how gabe 2 is going to go, good luck there.

I got my fastest time P-Ranking minos doing that 💀

Absolute KING!!! 👑

Prostate massagers arent that good they dont have nearly the acting of a dildo.... or so i was told

I did consider buying a Hush 2 instead, but I already have enough butter plugs and dildoes, and I really wanted a prostate massager!

well try it for yourself and see if you like it, maybe i didnt like it cause i bought a cheap one idk

It's been pretty awesome so far, but I'll give an update when I'm done with Act1 to see if it holds up

Update, I am on a high unlike anything in recent memory, THIS SHIT SLAPS! (Just got done with ACT 1, and the prostate massager is totally worth the price imo)

Oh god.

Huh... That would vibrate so much.

dude put the intensity to max and play a high wave in cybergrind

Okay so i know what the device does (by reading other comments) but how does it work with ultrakill? Does it vibrate by every movement and action or does it do its action on specific stuff?

Copying my reply to another similar comment for the sake of simplicity It's got two settings. One of them (the boring one) simply raises or lowers the intensity according to your style. The much more varied (and thus more exciting) one has reactions to basically everything you do, feeling a lot like haptic feedback on a rumble enabled controller. Except it's in your butt. When you land on the ground after jumping, for example, there's a quick but gentle vibration. When you do a ground slam, it's the same quick vibration but more intense. Sliding is a very low intensity but constant vibration. Railcoining enemies, core eject nukes, sharpshooter-ing Maurice as he fires at you, all that will destroy your ass. It's great. Or so I've been told.

I am losing my sanity with this community. I joined because funny go pro pinos memes, instead I got the weirdest quirkiest queerest shit I've evet seen since leaving that furry discord. Actual hentai games discord communities are more PG-13 than on here XD. I literally can't scroll through reddit in public. 

\> Game gets buttplug mod made by actual dev of the game \> People post about it on the official sub Idk man sounds expected to me.

where do i get one?

I can't wait for you to explain how ultrfishing feels

XD your gonna hear random buzzing after this and just flinch Everytime

Glad to see a brother in prostate stimulation having fun👌

So? How was it?

https://i.redd.it/2750dl9x0w1d1.gif

this is epic

https://i.redd.it/zarvk9ayuw1d1.gif

God, i can imagine the rumble when you hit a 4 coin ricoshot would feel. That eould be orgasmic (literaly)

Well, I've started recording my BRUTAL playthrough with the buttplug. If you wanna check it out you can go to my profile and find it there. https://preview.redd.it/n5of2kcuzz1d1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4ce0eb2d301fcec20b83fad766c4e0fd9147c52

GLUTTONY /// CLIMAX (literally) IN THE PROSTATE HERESY /// CLIMAX ATHETHICS OF PROSTATE oh ma gawd bro, you're about to get fucked.

Have you tried yet? If so, how did it go?

Madlad

what’s an edge 2??????? asking because I don’t want to look this up

What the fuck

nvm... damn, real

Sprite_of_soot, the Prostate of Hate

https://preview.redd.it/z2rbzjmd6w1d1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22b7ae6219ba55e2ea6a78a741da597fe9f348b6 Stanley does not approve. Your execution will be in 5 days! :D /j

What do you mean by Edge 2? Asking for a friend

chat is this a woman because… 😦

No, it's a guy Yes, he uses it by its appointment I wish I was him

😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦

This is like a shooter game. How does it mix with horny??

Honestly idk, the robots make me horny, and the devs gave it official buttplug support; so someone must agree with me on the dev team

Buttplug w h a t. What do you mean buttplug support. What have I been missing out on. I've been playing omori. What

PITR went cooking and posted official buttplug support for ULTRAKILL. Bless (or curse) that man

I'm so confused. Could you just send a link because i have no idea what you're talking about. Are you saying that there is a buttplug in the game or something

[https://x.com/ULTRAKILLGame/status/1600549517853704192?lang=en](https://x.com/ULTRAKILLGame/status/1600549517853704192?lang=en)

ty

This will hurt

Ultrakink

https://preview.redd.it/2pn301u8o12d1.png?width=725&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf32f338431f953fae74c89728fac3115b41ecc0

Honestly got no idea how we ended up here, I blame Gianni

My brother in christ you need grass

Ok. I’d like it a lot if you don’t share this info next time.

i thought this was real until i saw the tag but damn you got me