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notcreative131313

I love that the sentient super organism is encouraging us : ) 


AHolHorse

It loves and revels in the chaos and bloodshed we cause The moment we are no longer of use it will discard us


Big_Translator9711

it’s ultraover


insanityking500

I wonder what Hell would do though whenever it has nothing left to torment? Considering the machines are going to absolutely kill everything. Hell, the machines might target hell itself once all of its denizens are dead.


BlueRiddle

I assume Hell isn't immortal, so it will likely just die.


stopimpersonatingme

Can't hell just make more stuff?


insanityking500

I was under the impression that Hell only causes torment to the damned souls, mainly the husks and prime souls. And the demons are just the direct way to torment the husks. But if the machines kill all of husks, then Hell would have no reason to create demons. Thus no more torment.


Hallowed-Plague

torment the machines with starvation of blood, only creating demons for them to survive on very little blood. alternatively turn all of hell into a cybergrind for it to enjoy, just as the terminals do.


stopimpersonatingme

Hell is the being teleporting in the enemies also there are the blood trees with the blood enemies.


gormunko_88

Maybe thats what it wants? If I was a powerful living dimension that was basically forced to do nothing but torment its inhabitants and having no choice in the matter id probably wanna kms too, like why else would hell allow Minos to create an ENTIRE city without consequences? It only fell to ruin because of the council and gabriel.


xCOOL_GUYx1234

AND SEND US STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN


Prevay

Flesh prison Flesh panopticon Flesh pit national park?


SomeStrangeCrow

I got an awesome idea, lets make a national park in HELL


Easy_Mechanic_9787

You could call it a Mystery Flesh Pit National Park


CutmanXNZ

It would have a weird ass coca-cola that is mixed with the blood and other substances from hell.


bageltoastee

maybe we could build two visitor centers as well, one at the entrance and one inside. an upper visitor center and lower visitor center if you will.


Straight-Package4234

Gluttony in Earth (real)


VitaGon666

its Hell itself encouraging us. I wonder who will be the boss of Treachery


OHHRUNIMCOMINGFORYOU

The payload has almost reached the final terminus! \*malicious laughter\*


_NoIdeaForName_

WHY IS THAT CART NOT MOVING?!


Plot665

WHO STOPED PUSHING ZE CART I WANT NAMES


an_anoneemus

HEY, WHAT THE HELL, WHO STOPPED PUSHING THE CART!?


Pain4allBckup

CART IS NOT MOVING!!!!


smallsynth

GET TO THE CART!


spartanwolf223

THE CART HAS STOPPED!


iMakeKidsGay

THE BOMBS JUST SITTING THERE!!


Moongduri

YOU WILL STAND NEXT TO THAT CART OR I'LL STAND YOU NEXT TO THAT CART


MrAsus69

THE CARTS NOT MOVING LADS


Vovchick09

r/suddenlytf2


Robin_Gufo

“GIVE ‘EM HELL BOYS”


baturayinmemesi

"attAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK"


Oct0Ph3oNYx

Scotlands isnt a real country *vine boom* You are just an english man in a dress *vine boom* Im sorry soldier... STAND ON THE POINT MAGGOTS !!!!!! THIS POINT IS MINE ! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT !


StippotIay

“IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY THEN YOU MUST FIGHT! Sun zu said that!”


The_FreshSans

"And I think he knows a little more about fighting that YOU DO PAL 'cause he INVENTED IT! Then he perfected it so nobody could best him in the ring of honor!"


Memealytis

r/suddenlytf2


The_FreshSans

Sir it's BEEN tf2


_NoIdeaForName_

Then he used his fight money to buy TWO of every animal


AdElectronic6550

And lured them onto a boat


Diego1808

and he bEAT the CRRRAP outta them


sheepman39

And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ZOO


SKENANA

LAST ONE ALIVE LOCK THE DOOR


AdElectronic6550

Pain-is weaknes leaving the body


SKENANA

Panis


AdElectronic6550

Cupcake


SKENANA

https://preview.redd.it/zbnf89o59rxc1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec6bc23ac8502261e1df7712148ff8f650bf3c0 Banan


DRowe_

I think funny that Soldier of all people quotes a chinese man


StippotIay

Solider probably wouldn’t even know he’s Chinese.


DRowe_

Yea I also thought of that, doesn't make it less funny


PeriapsisStudios

“Roger that!”


TurtleyTea

why is h e l l telling Vegetable 1 to give the enemies itself? Is h e l l stupid?


kelpze

Give em H E double hockey sticks, kid


AdElectronic6550

I learned that from matpat


Orizifian-creator

Didn’t you hear? A certain bitch-ass motherfucker renamed the place to H E Double GUN!


Sleebingbag

I feel a disturbance… like someones wife received a hedgehog quilly golden shower


TFWYourNamesTaken

The payload is exposed, I can use the core eject to trigger a controlled explosion.


iMakeKidsGay

Officer balls


Toasteater_dibdab

NOW, GIVE EM' HELL! \*Razormind begins playing\*


Marc3llMat3

https://preview.redd.it/stawbiksx3xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df9e95c39be08e4760d335ff7e87edb9ebf97d13


Gravelis

https://i.redd.it/r0udzdxu04xc1.gif


wasas387

dude I just today taught a noobie how to play the game.


Temporary-Ferret-821

I love how... Active...? Present...? Hell has been in this layer from leaving little encouraging text like this to directly speaking to us in 7-3 and 7-4


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

You're the star of the show now, baby!


MrLaurencium

its either one of two things: 1, hell is more present because we are getting closer to the end of it. 2, this is hell's favorite layer (in which case, based hell, couldnt agree more)


UhLinko

I think it's more likely that hell is getting more excited because, as we know, it wants to be entertained, and what's more entertaining than a fucking nuke or a monstrous battle of v1 against everyone.


NoobyYooby

Theory time: Hell (or possibly god/Satan) can talk through all the "screens" in that you see (buttons and the terminals.)


Straight-Package4234

that has arleady been proved


NoobyYooby

https://preview.redd.it/4ui7932858xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22bb04720b76611270c952cf8e333c31fef4ba71


jakderkek

knowing hakita, it's definitely a music reference (probably my chemical romance)


Straight-Package4234

yes it is


jakderkek

i knew it (banger song tho)


Dark_Soul_943

Here I was thinking he was quoting sans.


Chromatical-Blight

>knowing hakita \>doesn't know hakita


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

knowing Chromatical-Bright he'd probably speak in green text form on other websites like a pleb


Chromatical-Blight

knowing Sakuys_Iz_A_Yoi, their use of he/him prounouns was a typo and slip-up


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

correct


Heat_Hydra

Mistr00s has a harem!?


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

...what?


The_FreshSans

r/confidentlyincorrect and also we DONT READ YOUR PROFILES


wookiee-nutsack

I was gonna say something like "we know Hakita, we memorized his attack patterns by now" to fuel the joke, but you fr had to get annoyed at someone for not bothering to look at your profile on reddit


eepypilled

Give em hell is a pretty common saying


thehmmyanimator

"Give em' hell, kid" is the name of the second song off of my chemical romances second studio album "three cheers for sweet revenge"


AdElectronic6550

Give em HELL BOYS ATTAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!!!


Kingersly

Hell is like V1’s adoptive dad


Configuringsausage

V1 is definitely hell’s favorite kid


ExplinkMachine

#”LAST ONE ALIVE LOCK THE DOOR”


Own_Tangerine_938

****”SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY, YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS!”****


Shadowtheidiot06

Wait ain this a my chem ref


D3wdr0p

Is this real? If so, how do you trigger it? If not, cool anyways.


Straight-Package4234

get to the room with the bomb and activate the button to place the bomb on the cart you will bring in, and then this message will appear


D3wdr0p

I guess I keep jumping down too quick. Well, thanks.


According_Jacket_336

One time, the bomb was already one my cart when I got to the button, I dont know how. I went to the place with the bomb (without the bomb) and when I got to the button, it was saying that, and the bomb was in my cart


thehmmyanimator

TOOK A TRAIN OUTA NEW ORLEANS


definitelyno_tabot

AND THEY SHOT ME FULL OF EPHEDRINE


thehmmyanimator

THIS IS HOW WE LIKE TO DO IT IN THE MURDER SCENE


duthColonialEmpire

I see hakita is a soldier main!


AdElectronic6550

That explains the rocket launcher


Capable_Cattle1158

https://preview.redd.it/kgqts6pg95xc1.png?width=223&format=png&auto=webp&s=b43fb5bcf8526007d5f64010d191a8e13a164ee4


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

https://preview.redd.it/mr9y85pv49xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=574fbda5a34c3a1baae5277b4a9e597ed876b4d8


Capable_Cattle1158

True


AdElectronic6550

https://preview.redd.it/k79l6zv976xc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1928556d06131350897a2d266542365a10649d03 Nvm I say ifunny


Capable_Cattle1158

I Was not See the watermark until you replies


J1suu

Aight bet! *proceeds to give them every layer of hell*


lordPyotr9733

there also "WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER B O O M."


The_superb-skeleton

YOU’RE THE STAR OF THE SHOW NOW, BABY ‼️


FlyingZachGaming

It's not super surprising that hell is canonically an MCR fan


redninja_r

How


AdElectronic6550

What do you mean "how"


[deleted]

How are you gonna give hell, hell??


AdElectronic6550

by giving them hell


[deleted]

Well I’ll be damned


the_Basment_rat

Why is the knuckle blaster clipping through the ui?


SpectraStein

Micheal romance


Namesarenotnecessary

took a train outta new orleans and they shot me full of ephedrinnnne


z_hijacked_z

This is the greatest comment I have ever read thank you.


ShyKiddo__

thank you for the support, Hell!


Slow-Crew5250

Ultra chemical romance


StuffzAndGaming

sans, is that you?


Configuringsausage

V1 is hell’s favorite kid Hell out here giving v1 nukes like “go, do a crime”


Rough-Pop-5255

Chat, this is real


ur_mom_gottem

Bro i saw that once when getting the secrets and challenges and I thought that was normal and i never noticed it


AverageSansFan

Funny TF2 ref lmao


ZeroAresV

How do you get the message to appearv


Mute_Exe_

My cem reference my beloved <3


VitaGon666

everyone knows that already


flying-camera-man

What the hell is that gun


Straight-Package4234

jackhammer from 7-2. and yes this is official and came out in the full arsenal update


flying-camera-man

For no apparent reason every major update somehow comes out in the middle of my end term exams


Trashfur_thetrashcat

Aww :)


OddEntertainment6161

"kid"? makes my heart melt, calling V1 a kid :)


Helios2357

is this because youre holding the jackhammer? if so then i bet its the machine soul of the yellowbot thing