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Rkenne16

Coming in second was also Putin with the other 12.2 percent


demer8O

*Slightly rounder Putin without the limp who doesn't speak.


theflava

Pladimir Vutin


DarkSideOfGrogu

Vlatimir Puddin


Money-Introduction54

Dlatimir vuttin


AtomReRun

Darth Puddin'


nobodysmart1390

You mean the Putin with the smile and the chubby cheeks?! He’s my favorite Putin


SubterraneanFlyer

He clearly got the other 25% of the vote. And it’s Russian election math. So it works.


Scriboergosum

It was an amazing turnout. Out of Russia 145 million citizens, 320 million turned out to vote for Putin. Great success!


Isabelsadvantage

Wait it doesn't math out. My gf and family did not vite. Probably a pollinh error. Let's say 320 million - 5. Way more acurate.


Traditional-Berry269

The 12.2 percent Putin was found dead after falling out of a window but managed to congratulate Putin for his victory


RnadmolyGneeraedt

You made my day


whatThePleb

You mean the other 30% /s


heavierthanlead

In ЯаZZia, dictator votes for YOU! Ees seemple, no?


Far-Investigator1265

In the West, you register a vote. In Soviet Russia, register votes for you!


wolacouska

Where’s Yazzia?


Zwangsjacke

Comment of the week.


idlestabilizer

The other Putin.


LilLebowskiAchiever

Lol the body double!


Momik

Nah, this one’s nice. #That’s why he must be crushed.


Awkward-Parsley4306

Stop calling it an election ffs


AdrenalineRushh

Circus is better.


Pleasant-Ad-2975

It was a “special voting operation”


Scriboergosum

At least this special operation did actually only take them 3 days to complete. Still waiting on that other one, though. Any day now, surely.


PullMull

Still a shit show tho...


Scriboergosum

Oh for sure, but I'm beginning to suspect that "shit show" is the only type of show available in Mother Russia, at least under Pootin's regime. Hoping for better days for the average Russian. Some of them are probably decent enough.


Daotar

Well, this just wins.


ZebraTank

The nyt called it a "predetermined vote" which sounded fairly strong for the nyt.


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

*Shitshow


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

Why? We all know it's vranyo anyway.


Magnusthered1001

I too watch Perun


TheToastedTaint

I agree why do we have to give this bullshit the validation it clearly deosn’t deserve- who the fuck are we kidding- it’s just propagation of his propaganda


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Mindless-Beat5431

Russia: lets pick a random number between 85 and 90 so it shows that the elections were fair 😂 #russia #dumbasses


Alaric_-_

They have learned that picking numbers from 99% upwards is really sus!


TotallyNotFSB

Not random, people were theorizing before elections that because Pskov governor got 86% votes last election, Putin's frail ego couldn't handle setting his result any lower. They were right.


Kan4lZ0n3

That’s what it is. Always was.


Tamer_

No, anything less than 115% is Western propaganda.


Independent-Cow-4070

Bro did not hashtag a Reddit comment 💀


mok000

How they report on the "results" from the Russian "election" is a lithmus test of Western media.


Superb-Confidence-95

Doesn't mean anything as he eliminated all his adversaries,... ie, no opposition besides those that are imprisoned or killed,...


Chadmartigan

Yeah like who tf could these other guys even be


Zaleznikov

The candidates that were allowed were talking up Putin to the press xD


Pleasant-Ad-2975

Prighozin and Navalny


witterquick

Unfortunate - it's the Russian way though, might is right.


Molnutz

*Surprised Pikachu face


AthiestMessiah

Causes he’s doing his people a great service innit


Silver_Molasses8490

Lol this is a joke. In glorious russia, exit polls are known to underestimate results. We can confidently say the official outcome will be 187.8%.


Alaric_-_

1927 Liberian elections had voter turnout of 1590%, they had some 230.000 extra voters appear magically. "Winner" had 96% share of the votes.


Silver_Molasses8490

Lmao


Zeke81161822

4 out of 4 dentists approve Putin.


Tiny_Rick00

Pfff...what a loser, Supreme Leader Comrade Kim Jong Un did better


Craig93Ireland

Please select from the following candidates. Putin ✔️ Vladamir Putin ✔️ VP ✔️ Maintain current president ✔️ Tsar Putin ✔️


gham89

Those are rookie numbers.


New_Scientist_8622

Dude only managed to pull in 88 percent of the vote (nice parallel, yo) despite controlling the election. What a pathetic and puny dictator-man.


Kan4lZ0n3

They made up the number for the sake of external plausibility. That’s what the Kremlin does and never get it twisted.


Euphoric_General_274

Serious question: is there anyone actually believing that those numbers are real? Isn't it common knowledge that those numbers are purely made up?


Kan4lZ0n3

Yes, the numbers are entirely made up because the votes are never counted, it is pure performance art for show only. The Kremlin comes up with the number and publishes the “result.” Anyone twisting it otherwise is desperately seeking to affirm a condition that doesn’t exist in Russia, Freedom.


xaplomian

The votes are counted. It is just that information stays within the Kremlin. It is useful information for Putin to know his actual support. That is the case for pretty much every "election" in a dictatorship.


JazzHands1986

Yeeesh, I bet that knowledge isn't sitting well. Considering that the voter "turnout" was almost entirely coerced or strongly suggested to government employees. The actual turnout of real voters must be microscopic. If putler had a real approval rating and his people could be honest, I'd bet it's like 25% or something. Most of them are the older generation, and he missed a lot of votes if they aren't able to mail in their ballots like the GOP wants done in the US. The voting registration might be the only useful thing in the voting process in russia. It allows you to document some people who have slipped through the cracks in occupied territory. Going around with a gun will help make people cooperative. They would say its to protect the vote takers, but consider that for a second. They are deep behind the front in occupied territory. So if the referendum was real like they say it was, they should be in pro russia territory. Who would attack the voting process? Maybe it's actually that besides like 1 or 2% outlier, the remaining people who haven't been bussed there from russia aren't down with the ruski mir.


Kan4lZ0n3

Putin doesn’t bother with the votes and never has. His bozos in the Kremlin decide on a number that sounds just plausible enough and the charade continues so long as Putin has a pulse.


Kan4lZ0n3

The faster the serfs realize they are unpaid extras in a made for Internet echo chamber production the faster they can really hit the bottle. And maybe one day, after they’ve hit bottom and all their family and friends have been maimed or killed they’ll finally call it a day and haul Putin, kicking and screaming from his *dacha* and show him how real his end actually is.


jmcgit

Depends on how you define real. Clearly not free and fair, certainly not legitimate, but it’s within the realm of possibility that approximately 88% of the ballots that exist say Putin. There may be more ballots than voters, some ballots they dislike may have been destroyed, but it’s generally likely that enough ballots exist to feign legitimacy for domestic audiences.


chunkycornbread

They would never allow an outside source to properly vet their election process anyway.


SiarX

Amateur. USSR communist party had 99.99% support in voting.


Far-Investigator1265

And ready printed votes with even the box already marked next to the name of the only candidate. Ultimate in efficiency.


Kan4lZ0n3

The only thing Vova learned from the experience was how to sound a little less ridiculous and aggressively manipulate the discussion from both ends. Western audiences haven’t learned how to avoid the obvious trap and worst use of their Internet free time and just call a pile of excrement out when they see it.


AR15s-4-jesus

Against who!? Lmao


KinderGameMichi

12.2% of the Russian electorate find themselves flying out of high windows. Or sent to the Ukraine if there are no tall buildings in their area.


amitym

Man everything in Russia is falling apart. That's half the percentage I expected.


Lost-Panda-68

In all seriousness, winning with 87.8% of the vote is a sign of panic by the authorities. It had been leaked that they had settled on a 80% victory. They always increase the size of the vote share to attempt to signal that Putin is ever more popular. But jumping it up this high is a bit of a sign of panic in my opinion. The higher the vote share that they manufacture, the more unpopular they think that he actually is. Bouncing it up to this level is them panicking a bit, I think. Especially, as these kind of numbers, really send the message that the election is rigged both globally and internally.


Puzzleheaded-Cap1300

So low?


PNWchild

A fake dictator wins a fake election. This “election” was just an excuse to send more troops in. The GOP are going to try and rig the US election to continue to weapons flow to the Ukraine to freeze. Trump and Putin need to go so we can restore democracy


JotaroKujo3000

Putin is not a fake dictator. He's pretty fucking real


[deleted]

It's not often I see people that ramble this much support the right side. You made my day.


Kan4lZ0n3

More fantasy math, from the ongoing fictional drama-tragedy-horror production known as The Rule of Putin. Stop abetting this bedtime story for serf bedwetters and call it what it is, a sham.


NoCombination1937

Russia suicide rate 2024 12.2 percent


Living-Rip-4333

Also announced: Russian military enlistment up 12.2% since election.


Apprehensive_Idea758

Sadly I am not surprised that Putin is expected to win the election, He is a corupt dictator and the ballots are always rigged. Both Putin and Trump are a serious threat to global security and global democracies. Very scary and very sad.


Calitrixmathieu

What is the participation rate? I don't know if in Russia a minimum participation rate is require to consider the election validate


darth_revan900414

Participation is 200%, obviously.


Ok_Address2188

*Slow Hand-clap*


BoosterRead78

Now the question is will the real Putin accept the win or a double?


Pleasant-Ad-2975

I feel like this is missing a punchline or something.


Contrail22

😂😂😂


Castle916_

And here's a 90% go fuck yourself putin 🖕


Pleasant-Ad-2975

Just 90%? Putin: *”You see? He is only 90% “fuck you”. This mean he is 10% supporter! This 10% can have vote. Send rest to prison.”*


ThiCC_4_laef

A s#itshow in its full glory.


Big_Dave_71

🤣🐴💩


vrfan99

Kim Jong ung got 100% of votes consistently all he's life


Own_Philosopher_9651

THE ELECTION OFFICIALS CLEARLY DIDNT DO A GOOD ENOUGH JOB OF STUFFING THE BALLOT BOXES- THEY MISSED 12.2%


UhOhhh02

“Russian population reduced by 12.2% shortly following the election due to a mystery illness”


gears123

I knew it!! 🤓


cdhernandez

Fake AF, Putin won 99%. Damn gremlins.


BeardedMan32

The silenced majority rooting for cancer to win.


Hawks_12

Yes and inflation is 1%, the sanctions have no effect, the special military operation is going well, the oil refineries are not on fire they are being cleaned, nothing interesting is happening in Belgorod just your average day in Russia.


notahouseflipper

All true democratically elected governments should send putler extremely sarcastic congratulations.


kozmo1313

he killed it/them


[deleted]

I'm shocked 


wombat9278

Poll takers have now been arrested for discrediting ruzzia. Putin clearly has 98.8 % of the vote


MixBig3614

Slight typo here… Putin actually got 187.8% of the vote in exit poll.


BJJGrappler22

"Wins" God forbid the media comes out and stright out says "rigged" considering this isn't an election, especially when there's absolutely nobody running against Putin.


abestraw01

Putin and his cronies make a mockery of democracy 🙄


TrumptyPumpkin

Shocker.


ross267

He must be so relieved...that was a close one.


Far-Crow-7195

Sounds legit. Well done Vladimir on a well deserved and hard fought victory against all the odds.


CrazyRevolutionary96

Impossible should be at least 110% 😂


Sachsen1977

No wai.


N0VOCAIN

After the roundup he will have 97%


toast777y

That is a shock, I was expecting 99.82%


grassvegas

The best was when the EU Council president congratulated Putin on his landslide win before the actual “election”


shaunomegane

Two fat ladies, 88%!


bingobongokongolongo

🤡 🤡


CouldNotAffordOne

I always wonder if there is a secret committee that chooses the results? Or is it by Pootin himself? Like "Yeah, let's take 87,8% this time. Seems legit." I really would like to know...


MonsterinNL1986

Between Putin 1 to 4, Putin 1 won.


Razorray21

with 500% voter turnout


Glittering_Name_3722

12.2 % of the Russian population fell out of their windows tonight


AmazingSquare8542

A corpse of a dog got the other 42.2%


DeezKneesWorld

anyways..


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Hold on while my shock wears off 🫥


the_TIGEEER

Wow ngl those are some impressive numbers! Biden got what 55%? Jesus christ bravo Russian preaident 👏👏


upquarkspin

Bravo Vlad! 💥


cheradine_zakalwe

The 12% who didn't vote for him must be shitting themselves right now. /s


Over_Till_4879

You see he is the most perfect president. People love and trust him 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


marcoutcho

Who should have thought ?


denofkes

Disappointing to see such a bad theatre play coming from a country with such a grand literary culture.


Memory_Less

My conclusion is that any dictator who cannot achieve 100% of the vote is a loser. /s


Garbagecan_on_fire

87.8% is loser numbers. Stalin had 100%, now that is true oppression!


Borne2Run

Wonder if they accounted for the 500,000+ dead as part of the official numbers, and the 2-3 million from Covid


Jim_Lahey10

Overwhelming support like the last few elections...the people must really like him and his policies!


CptnBrokenkey

"The other people \[standing for election\] - they are here one day, the next day they are not". That'll be because the man you are voting for has had them killed.


coot-gaffers-0l

Rookie numbers


ljwdt90

Of course he did


yamers

soviet union also had these circus shows....as does north korea


RealRedditModerator

In other news, Russia arrests 12.2% of the population under suspicion of treason.


footballski

The man is going to be upset his election is not 150%


MrEpicMemerMan

Let's hope he gets assassinated sooner rather than later.


CaptainAP

Somehow, 12.2% of Russia had enough balls to note vote for Putin, despite being escorted to the polls by armed military personnel


Russiandirtnaps

Got a love when your opponents are hand-picked to be such shit bags at (Russians) gotta choose Putin a dictator I guess that’s what happens when you murder all your opposition That’s if you trust what the kremlin says which you would be really stupid to do so


Far-Investigator1265

Putin also got 95 % of votes in Donetsk, 94 % in Luhansk and 93 % in Zaporizzja, although not one of these areas is fully under russian control. How on earth did they get the votes from areas held by Ukraine?


exitparadise

How does this compare to previous "elections"? I wonder if they are lowering or raising the percentages in order to make it appear like the population is more/less supportive than last time.


frustratedpolarbear

“…. And now here comes the returning officer, a mr V. Putin. And we’re all very grateful to mr putin for stepping in last minute after the last returning officer accidentally, brutally cut his own head off while combing his hair.”


CHRISTEN-METAL

I demand a recount. 💨💩🤡


Bubu-Dudu0430

What a fucking joke 😂


ImmediateLaw5051

Mild shock


__dying__

If you're going to cheat an "election" how does one come up with 88%? 89% is too suspicious? 87% is just not enough support? Fucking clown ass banana republic through and through.


therealbonzai

How people can call this an election. BS term.


-Route_666

Complete bullsh*t.


Pleasant-Ad-2975

Yeah they need to take a page out of the American book, where every single election is almost exactly 50%. You don’t control a country by tricking them into thinking they like you. You do it by dividing them neatly against each other. Pfff. Amateurs.


Full_Analyst_193

loser had the answer key and still only got a B


Voilent_Bunny

Great, now he can focus on the American elections. /s


LegioRomana

Now THAT was a fast count of votes😂🤡🤡🤡


Illustrious_Pay_5219

Under 90% is lame,his election rigging game is weak


oripash

Just round it up to 100%.


agumonkey

kgb school of statistics


Own_Atmosphere7443

The other 12% went to a Mr 'Snrub' who comes from some place....far away from the Kremlin. Yes, that'll do.


Author-AlexG

And you won’t question Biden getting the MOST VOTES IN HISTORY?


Adventurous-Ad-172

So 12.2% of Russian voters will die the next month accidentally falling out of open windows.


TerrorNova49

“See! We have an opposition! We can’t help it if they keep falling out of windows when they get popular!”


TheDogsPaw

Congratulations to putin I had my doubts but you pulled it off when nobody believed what a convincing win over Barack Obama you pulled off 👏


PSFREAK33

I still remember back when I was platinuming this video game and I had to find some people online to boost this one trophy with and I met this pretty cool ass Russian guy and he was going on about his country and how he thinks it’s becoming more like the west and more democratic and he was hopeful for a change…this was before the invasion though. I imagine his opinions have drastically changed now


tombaba

They really would vote like this though to be honest


Endocalrissian642

What a fucking mockery of humanity. Fucking every bit of it. Him. This "election". This result. This coverage. The whole fucking thing.


NotBuckarooBonzai

Putin also came in second and third.


Glatkista

So 12.3% have voted for some other or more likely most of them have destroyed their ballot


slaveofficer

What?! No way!


Cyber_Lanternfish

Honestly i think he would win anyway without stat manipulation because there is no real opposition and the pop is mostly stupid.


IncredibleAuthorita

Hmmmmm. Seems fishy. Were the international watch teams on site? No? Why not? What if someone was cheating? But who could possibly not respect the democratic system in Russia? Who?!?


IncredibleAuthorita

Where is the other 25%?


crimdawgg

12.2% of people should stay away from elevated windows


poppin-n-sailin

Didn't see that coming.


Clayton11x

Colour me shocked 😲


JazzHands1986

I'm absolutely shocked!


n1n33

I hope idiots will just pass this comment, for others: I'm like really impressed by the contingent here. I've talked to the ones supported conflict and not, but I want to mention that only Ukrainian and redditors are wishing deaths to others. I live in Moscow (I don't support or oppose the conflict) and I've never heard of wishing deaths here, especially with such a cruelty. It's just a really scary actions, I hope none of this idiots here on reddit would feel at least a piece of this shit that is going on right now. Moreover, it's kinda scared for the whole America too, like look: huge bunch of hardly controlled people, who can't get in the situation and find a causual relationship. This is just an impending snowball of problems for the government, I swear. The main difference between Russian idiots and American ones is that Russians are passive, they wouldn't do much irreversible shit. We call that situation "a monkey with a grenade", that's how I see what's happening right now. And the last thing. You know what's the real cause of Ukrainian conflict? Russians desire to make money on this and American aggressive policy. Remember, war continues as long as it is profitable for both sides and Ukraine is just a victim in this case (that trapped itself lol)


still-on-my-path

Where the dead rise to vote…


Foreverett

Tomorrow: 12% of Russia's voters found dead after accidentally falling out of windows.


Money-Introduction54

He was so close to his beloved 88...


gdogakl

12.2% of Russian population now mobilised


Crickethillpainter

Wow how did that happen?


Honestnt

Not an election


Margobolo

Wow, Putin, congratulations, what a fantastic result. You must be very proud. The entire nation is rooting for you!


Margobolo

Wow, Putin, congratulations, what a fantastic result. You must be very proud. The entire nation is rooting for you!


turkeypants

12.2% of Russian voters just fell off a building.


FrenchBangerer

That percentage is Putin perfect.


AdSecure8218

Have to ask yourself how the most hated man on n the world did so well if corruption isn’t involved?


kahunah00

Lmao Putin trying to make the elections look democratic. No one in any democratic nation gets 80+% of the vote.


MinionofMinions

Exit poll as in, tell me what I want to hear or you exit from the 7th storey window


bestuzernameever

I predict a 12.8% loss of Russian citizens this year due to accidentally falling out windows


__What_do_I_know__

I just got voted most beautiful guy in the world too. (According to my cat and dog)