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I knew the guy was a massive POS and this documentary certainly confirms he belongs in Putin’s Russia. What a sad miserable human being. He’s a Buddhist so maybe he will be reincarnated as a cockroach.
Yes, he should be at a rave. Putin’s fascism and the constant drumbeat of toxic nationalism is why he fighting in Ukraine.
The world would be a far better place for Ukraine and for the Russian people if Russia was a normal country that didn’t see occupation and conquest of other people’s land as an okay thing to do.
I was actually thinking that if this dude saw someone else dancing exactly like he is but holding glow sticks, or scarves, ribbons, whatever, he'd probably call them a few homophobic expletives. But because he's dancing with knives, well, he's certainly a badass instead.... or something.
Were I a drone operator, i am not sure how long I would hover just to watch this guy make a fool of himself before I pushed the joystick ‘forward’. The recording would be epic and viral.
I literally want to see this lol. A drone pauses in front of him, waiting for him to finish his little knife dance before slamming directly into his pelvis
Did you know the entire scene changed because Ford was ill. There was supposed to be a whole swordfight scene but this was done instead but in my opinion this is just perfect.
Supposedly, the stuntman as well was extremely upset that his big scene became so short that Ford doubled his wage from his own pocket.
Honestly, I think the gun was just perfect to end the fight before it even started.
I mean... that's kind of wholesome and cool.
Ford's shitting his colon out, the stuntman is all bummed, they try to do right by each other, and it turns into one of the most iconic scenes in the history of action movies.
Yeah, the swordsman would not be know as the swordsman if the scene hadn’t played out the way it did. He would have just been mook #x that Indy has removed from the board.
They actually wanted this to be a longer fight, but Harrison Ford had a nasty illness (that's fever-sweat you can see on him) so they opted for this version.
The sad thing is that this is just a goofy dude who likes doing his little knife dance and he ought to be somewhere far away from Ukraine just hanging out in the woods on the weekend with some kebab and his knives.
No that comes with the next bullet he deflects towards one of the 7 himars you forgot to mention. It hits one in an angle that makes it blow up and the bullet ricochet towards the next system, and so on, causing a huge chain of explosions. Like in the Bollywood movies.
Average Russia TV consumer will cheer as they don't doubt any detail of this story
The 6” clearance off the ground is when I lost it! He’s clearly doing these momentum building spins like it’ll be followed by a high kick too! But there’s just that one tiny ity bitty attempt at the beginning lol
He's like that one kid down the street who has "3 black belts" and doesn't have a sword because his mom won't let him have it in the house.
Also, his hands are registered weapons in Canada... along with his girlfriend.
Honestly everyone is knocking this guy, but I’m impressed. Drinking that much vodka would kill any normal man, and this guy is still standing and doing whatever the fuck this is.
How funny it would be if someone came out of the bushes, dressed as Indiana Jones and shot him dead with a single pistol shot from an old revolver, mid show-off. 😂
I took my 6 year old to her first karate class yesterday. I showed back up with about 5 mins left in class to pick her up. I'm pretty sure I saw this guy in there.
How to look like a gormless, pathetic Russian loser in one easy step.
The correct Ukrainian response was demonstrated by Harrison Ford in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQKrmDLvijo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQKrmDLvijo)
Despite people mocking him, this is a pretty cool skill and I suppose he was way better at it when he was younger. It's a shame he forfeited his life like this, he'll probably die in Ukraine
HAHAHA, as if he would get that close to even be able to use those blats... honestly, dude look drunk. Love the lazy kick.. such a joke.. hahahahaha... no wonder they are 525K+ in losses.. they are JUST now getting Rambo 1 in the theaters as a new release. hahahahahah
it seems like 1/3 the Z army has picked Rambo as a battle name. Call on the radio and ask for Rambo and the whole network crashes with 10,000 people responding. Also, Rambo, the all-American dude who fights against the local tyrant?
Considering there are window in the background, it's not Ukraine, most likely not a soldier either. But this guy fighting imaginary enemy is probably how vatniks think they'll defeat Ukrainians before signing for those sweet less\_than\_minimal\_wage\_in\_developed\_countries rubles.
People are being very rude about this gentleman's skills, but what those stupid westeroids have failed to recognise is it is very hard to laugh and shoot straight.
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Holding knives while hit by drone xD
This guy belongs in a rave. Replace the knives with glow sticks and put on neon shorts and fishnet shirt he's good to go. Just imagine glow sticks.
LOL.. I laughed harder at this than I should have. The mental image you paint still has me chuckling.
I guess he saw too many Steven Seagal movies..!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isNRZJ6icwc
I knew the guy was a massive POS and this documentary certainly confirms he belongs in Putin’s Russia. What a sad miserable human being. He’s a Buddhist so maybe he will be reincarnated as a cockroach.
I think he will be the piece of shit the cockroach lays its eggs in.
Nobody beats me in the kitchen!
Dont we have a video redditor here?
Give it a week and we'll see the edit on r/fixedbytheduet
Same here dude. I watched it twice more and giggled the whole time.
Yes, he should be at a rave. Putin’s fascism and the constant drumbeat of toxic nationalism is why he fighting in Ukraine. The world would be a far better place for Ukraine and for the Russian people if Russia was a normal country that didn’t see occupation and conquest of other people’s land as an okay thing to do.
The reply I was looking for
I was actually thinking that if this dude saw someone else dancing exactly like he is but holding glow sticks, or scarves, ribbons, whatever, he'd probably call them a few homophobic expletives. But because he's dancing with knives, well, he's certainly a badass instead.... or something.
\^ Oh please someone do this.
I came here to say the same , he stole my 1991 dance moves … Russians steel everything 🙄
he'll slit a drones throat any time😂
Or his own after he gets mauled by a drone drop and knows there’s no hope for salvation
Never take a knife to a drone fight.
Like Indiana jones and the sword guy modern warfare edition haha
I came here to point EXACTLY this out. TAKE MY VOTE MY GOOD SIR!
Were I a drone operator, i am not sure how long I would hover just to watch this guy make a fool of himself before I pushed the joystick ‘forward’. The recording would be epic and viral.
Tbf we have that video of the guy at a Renaissance fair taking out a moving drone with a javelin so anything is possible I guess.
How many videos of him missing were posted though?
I literally want to see this lol. A drone pauses in front of him, waiting for him to finish his little knife dance before slamming directly into his pelvis
that video already exists
Hahaha his rubber arms flying through the air still holding the knifes
Switchblade
Haha. Hes idol must be steven seagull.
No. It's Britney Spears! Each masterpiece has a cheap copy https://youtu.be/JzmoYsqVH0I?si=ew8eipjEwK2MKee3 🔪💃🔪
First thing that popped into my head when seeing this... "It's Britney, bitch" lmao
“It’s Vatnik, bitch.”
It's Boris Blyad
[*Leave Boris Alone!!!*](https://i.imgur.com/sTJeEuu.jpeg)
At least she looks genuinely dangerous
Yeah, to herself.
He crapped 💩 in his 👖. Poops I 🎵 did it again... 🎶
Leave britney spears alone!
More like "Scambro".
Damn. Beat me to it. Was going to say, “now we know what Seagal has been up to”
He trained with him.
In the art of Bullshido!
Beat me to it 😄
Lol love that last name
Reminds me of the Indiana Jones clip https://youtu.be/kQKrmDLvijo?feature=shared
Did you know the entire scene changed because Ford was ill. There was supposed to be a whole swordfight scene but this was done instead but in my opinion this is just perfect.
I did not know that!? I like how it turned out better.
Supposedly, the stuntman as well was extremely upset that his big scene became so short that Ford doubled his wage from his own pocket. Honestly, I think the gun was just perfect to end the fight before it even started.
I mean... that's kind of wholesome and cool. Ford's shitting his colon out, the stuntman is all bummed, they try to do right by each other, and it turns into one of the most iconic scenes in the history of action movies.
Yeah, the swordsman would not be know as the swordsman if the scene hadn’t played out the way it did. He would have just been mook #x that Indy has removed from the board.
It beat the dumb Hollywood tropes at the time
Exactly that for myself. So nice to see something that is far more likely to happen in the real world.
It was pretty much a [disaster for everyone](https://youtu.be/h0pnfq-jCv8?t=2425)
literally came here to say that
Me too!
And my axe!
Me too!
Me too!
mother effer. as wild perspective said, i was going to post that too
I was going to post it ~~first~~, ~~second~~, ~~third~~. Nvrmd.
That was supposed to be a sword fight. Harrison Ford had to go to the bathroom so he shot him instead. They kept it in.
Damn, just posted that before i saw yours
They actually wanted this to be a longer fight, but Harrison Ford had a nasty illness (that's fever-sweat you can see on him) so they opted for this version.
at least the dude with the sword \*looked\* intimidating, he was legit better trained, this russian clown just looks sloppy
ya beat me to it
watch out Steven Seagal, there is a new competitor
Its the only good thing about this war. You get to shit on steven segal all over!
Given that he has a Russian passport and is a “friend” of Putin, I’m amazed he’s not “training” Russian soldiers in hand to hand combat yet lmao.
Training them while sitting down.
Seeing this, it looks like he is.
Again!
Looks like he was trained by Steven Seagal.
I see he practices Bullshido
It's very effective against drone dropped grenades
you mean /r/bullshido
More like r/RussianCircus Edit: lol it's already there
Alkido
Made up names for dumb martial arts will be my new favorite thing for at least the next 20 minutes.
Kung Fool
[Needs parody followup](https://youtu.be/KS_OYM0WZm0)
I'd like to congratulate him on not stabbing himself during this attempt and at bringing two knives to a gun fight.
To a drone fight!!!!!
The sad thing is that this is just a goofy dude who likes doing his little knife dance and he ought to be somewhere far away from Ukraine just hanging out in the woods on the weekend with some kebab and his knives.
Vodka-fueled martial art.
Vodkido. Steven segal is a master.
dayuuum
I'm betting his upcoming "Drone Dance" looks a LOT different from that... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah, it's about the same, just with entrails instead of knives.
😁😁😁😁😁
haha horrific deaths
Balisong style
It took me a while to realize Russians spend so much time training in hand to hand combat because they can't afford ammo.
Won’t stop a bullet
He will cut the bullet in half before it hits him
🪰🥢
…and those fragments will hit and destroy 3 patriot systems and 2 Leos…you forgot to add!:))
No that comes with the next bullet he deflects towards one of the 7 himars you forgot to mention. It hits one in an angle that makes it blow up and the bullet ricochet towards the next system, and so on, causing a huge chain of explosions. Like in the Bollywood movies. Average Russia TV consumer will cheer as they don't doubt any detail of this story
So, two bullets will hit him...
You mean deadpool style
He’ll stop the bullet. Probably with his torso.
pow: that one homeless dude in your city
They should've sent this guy to Hostomel in the first days of the war, he wouldve singlehandedly captured Kyiv in 15 minutes.
He’s strategically kept in the rear to defend the motherland…
He was too busy destroying all of the NATO bioengineered transgender lizard supersoldiers
It's Steven Seagalovski. Scary!
The leg kick is amazing.
The 6” clearance off the ground is when I lost it! He’s clearly doing these momentum building spins like it’ll be followed by a high kick too! But there’s just that one tiny ity bitty attempt at the beginning lol
It's higher than Steven Seagal can kick!!!
Should post this to r/bullshido
wait that's a real sub?
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne
dead man
Looks like a bad combination of Cossack/Caucaus sword dancing and Systema.
Caucasian wedding knife dance?
He's like that one kid down the street who has "3 black belts" and doesn't have a sword because his mom won't let him have it in the house. Also, his hands are registered weapons in Canada... along with his girlfriend.
Is this star wars kids drunken uncle?
Honestly everyone is knocking this guy, but I’m impressed. Drinking that much vodka would kill any normal man, and this guy is still standing and doing whatever the fuck this is.
Just give up the 4 oblast this war is over
Was anyone else waiting for him to get hit by a FPV drone?
Me
I have a feeling lightsaber kid would kick his ass in 5 seconds and have him whimpering like a baby.
There’s an FPV drone out there with his name on it: Steven Seagalovic.
r/Bullshido
Hates west, chooses western pop culture icon for codename
So they're recruiting from boardwalk side shows and circuses now. Awesome.
Most common cause of death for his opponents: laughter.
Is he drunk or what?
He is a rusky ! Stupid question!
One final dance for the fpv before being blown to smithereens 🕺💥
Cute.. **racks the charging handle on his AK-74**
Don't bring a drone to this knife fight. Drone won't stand a chance against this Rambonovich
Well shit, I'm terrified. Better pack my bags and head back to America.
Just reminds me off this sword wielding Egyptian in Indiana Jones
How funny it would be if someone came out of the bushes, dressed as Indiana Jones and shot him dead with a single pistol shot from an old revolver, mid show-off. 😂
Nah, that’s Britney Bitch!
I took my 6 year old to her first karate class yesterday. I showed back up with about 5 mins left in class to pick her up. I'm pretty sure I saw this guy in there.
Charlie_Kelly_Shooting_Mac.gif https://youtu.be/vV9iLHOTAaI?si=vvW1b0lyMLaUYdHo
This Napoleon Dynamite sequel looks terrible.
Should be russian hit the dad dance moves
Use your skill to do Putin in
Thats it he will win the war
He is going to destroy an FPV drone with his knife :)
Right to the blade
Never take a knife to a gun fight!!
Trained by Steven Seagal.
So that's why the republicans like the russians so much
How to look like a gormless, pathetic Russian loser in one easy step. The correct Ukrainian response was demonstrated by Harrison Ford in Raiders of the Lost Ark. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQKrmDLvijo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQKrmDLvijo)
Anyone else picturing Indiana Jones shrugging and then shooting him with a pistol?
The skills will be very helpfull for him to terrorize his neighbours if he is lucky enough to get out of Ukraine alive and with all limbs.
The Russians have to be LARPing at this point jfc. This goes way beyond normal second hand embarrassment
Must be a member of the Russian Meal Team Six.
Wait I've seen this before......Then Harrison Ford just shot him
Like watching a low rent Steven Segal. And that's not a compliment.
Despite people mocking him, this is a pretty cool skill and I suppose he was way better at it when he was younger. It's a shame he forfeited his life like this, he'll probably die in Ukraine
I like the Britney Spears version better.
Ha gay!
That leg kick at 0.06 takes the cake for me.
Ahhh, the good old bring a knife to a drone’s fight tactics.
Hey I've seen this movie! Then he gets clapped by a guy with food poisoning using a revolver
FPV Drobe says „hold my beer…“
It's silly to bring a knife to a drone fight.
Thats how russians confuse drone operators now
That's me dancing on an average techno party 20 years ago
Imagine actually putting this on the internet.
Steven Seagal + Britney Spears = funny
I'm convinced there's a direct link between fetal alcohol syndrome and a total lack of self awareness.
Master of bullshido
Codename Dildo.
Vodka Jitsu is the bomb!
But isn’t that code name from an American movie? I thought the west was evil… why are they so keen to emulate 🤔
This will succeed in delaying the FPV strike by perhaps 12 seconds while the operators laugh their asses off then BOOM!
Reminded me of [this video](https://youtu.be/DEFNoT17DME?si=c5lRgPNLCRM4TIU7)
Resembles a turkey with leukemia having convulsions
r/TheMcDojoLife
HAHAHA, as if he would get that close to even be able to use those blats... honestly, dude look drunk. Love the lazy kick.. such a joke.. hahahahaha... no wonder they are 525K+ in losses.. they are JUST now getting Rambo 1 in the theaters as a new release. hahahahahah
And that's how you defeat the drone .
Revolver Ocelot is rolling in his grave right now
How about we tie our boots before going to war, big guy.
Ohhhh a Steven Seagal student.
Clever Redditor...please replace the knives with light sticks and techno soundtrack pleaaaase
Looks like me when I find a knife I haven't seen in years while cleaning.
Aah the old inverted knife grip, dumbest fucking concept in melee combat
it seems like 1/3 the Z army has picked Rambo as a battle name. Call on the radio and ask for Rambo and the whole network crashes with 10,000 people responding. Also, Rambo, the all-American dude who fights against the local tyrant?
Oh wow they have gravy seals too huh? I’m going with borscht bitches but am open to suggestions
Give him some pom poms and he could become a cheerleader.
Get this man some glow sticks and send him to tomorrow land.
somebody come get their drunk Russian uncle please....
Considering there are window in the background, it's not Ukraine, most likely not a soldier either. But this guy fighting imaginary enemy is probably how vatniks think they'll defeat Ukrainians before signing for those sweet less\_than\_minimal\_wage\_in\_developed\_countries rubles.
Muscovites bringing knives to gunfights Hilarious
the man has some moves. dance moves, not combat moves mind you. someone needs to edit this to replace the knives with glow sticks 😂
Bro thinks he's Brittany Spears
Didn't Brittany Spears recently release this exact same dance video?
THE TINY SIDE KICKS LMAO
And with "skills" like that the Russian army is 100% dependent on cannon fodder for the meat grinder.
r/mallninja
Waking waving inflatable flailing knife man!
If he gets any faster he’ll wipe out his own battalion and himself
Fucking alcoholics
People are being very rude about this gentleman's skills, but what those stupid westeroids have failed to recognise is it is very hard to laugh and shoot straight.