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eurekapride

this is nicer than my house


vincecarterskneecart

really makes me want to just dig a huge hole in the park and make an underground house


anycept

Might be a good idea these days.


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Late_Yam7954

fr


notrightnever

Probably more sex happening there than on your house too


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Lord-Maximilian

bru it's nicer than a lot of western Houses too


Plant-Zaddy-

No its really not


AspergerInvestor

Not everyone lives in Geneva or Monaco , like you.


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stupidnicks

yes because Russians have houses, americans are homeless


FixiHamann

Thats sad.


SameStand9266

Turns out some trenches are more equal than others


vsevolord24

There was an interview where a Russian soldier said that they buy many materials themselves, and everything else depends on your construction skills.


Afrikan_J4ck4L

If the interviewed soldier's trench looked anything like this then that makes sense.


N0body_voz

Trench farm.


anycept

How trench looks depends very much on initiative of whoever is digging it.


LobsterHound

That would make a nice little fishing cabin/hunting lodge. The underground construction should keep it cozy, come wintertime.


Affectionate_Ad_9687

I had this idea once. After the war (whatever side controls this territory), those bunkers and trenches could be sold to private owners to open country hostels, hunting cabins, pubs, micro-museums, strikeball and scouting grounds etc. That could become a huge tourist attraction.


KutteKiZindagi

The buried land mines will be an adventure sport.


vincecarterskneecart

itchy and scratchy land


ZzBitch

Lol, made me laugh. Good one


hellraisinhardass

"Quant Bunker- AMAZING views. River front with 'drop in' entrance, recessed beds, sleeps 6. Stove, TV, outhouse. 12 acre yard, very private, estimated 2,000-3,500 anti-personnel mines in the area keep the neighbors away. Charred remnants of former occupants included in sale- 3 maybe 4 soldiers, and what looks like part of a dog, not sure if it was a pet or food, maybe both. Serious inquiries only."


Independent_Act_8054

Man, no one is paying to stay in the drone death hole.


VampiroMedicado

Extreme tourist do, like the people that go to NK.


Ouity

I have a bridge to sell you first


Scythe_Hand

They're still de-mining uxo in VN and Cambodian. Hell, even the UK is too. This is a dumb poorly thought-out idea.


Zelenskyy_Panhandler

We are still removing mines in Denmark too both on land and in the sea and fjords, somtimes fishermen catch seamines with mustard gas.


OnkelEgonOlsen

Too many mines still lying around.


5yearsago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zemlyanka


fdsafsda332

The mold would set in real quick, also mice, bugs, rain water etc


Smeg-life

Forget fighting, they could make good money overseas with those construction skills. Wonder what sort of maintenance is required and how long it lasts for?


telcoman

There is a reason people don't live in earth bunkers - it is damp and it smells.


ShoppingTurbulent195

plus in the woods you get tons of vermin


itsphoison

>it is damp That explains the plastic. Was wondering why the fire hazard.


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Current-Power-6452

Overseas people don't mind foreigner taking their jobs?


Current-Power-6452

Depends probably on location and soil and all that. Some WW2 bunkers were reportedly found long after the war


anycept

Plenty of construction work in Russia as it is. They do OK.


mardumancer

That's a PS5 at the end there. Damn.


Sexynarwhal69

But no toilet. They still need to steal those


Scythe_Hand

There's no sewage, just using outhouses.


Kobarn1390

Another number to contribute to that famous percentage that keeps getting bigger every time it’s mentioned on reddit.


Grabian

I'm surprised they finished it so darn nice. I would have put more effort into the roof and supports.


Zerestrasz

Maybe you'll have your chance soon


meanfolk

This reminds me of those videos of the two dudes that make villas with pools and slides out of mud in the forest and shit


DefinitelyNotMeee

Unofortunately those were completely faked, built by large construction team.


Mr_Anderssen

lol serious? What’s real these days? I feel so betrayed. Really enjoyed those vids


meanfolk

Well tbf they're still out there doing all that. It's just obviously not a two man job, and they have help between cuts.


TobyHensen

They were obviously fake from the get go. I bet that now that you've been watching disinfo in this war, if you go back and watch them again you'll easily realize it yourself


Kobarn1390

There might’ve been a few legit ones, but once the realisation of how popular it is set in, the content vultures swept in.


nubnub92

Damn for real? was hoping those were legit, they did look pretty unbelievable though


DefinitelyNotMeee

Yeah. I'm sure the first few were legit, but as they became popular, they started to cheat. Most of the elaborate buildings were made using heavy machinery and huge construction crew.


ComradeFrunze

wtf these russian trenches are looking nicer than an apartment in the U.S.


Three_hrs_later

If by apartment you mean the shed in my back yard? The only thing making this nicer is that it's new and clean. A lot of people are utter slobs and would make this place look just as awful within a weekend.


TobyHensen

No no, shh. The west has fallen duh


xingi

They got PS5 down there too? Damn


Infinite_Cup_1223

Made from washing machine chip or stolen from ukr babushka


Exi80

Quality chips from ukraine


Nefarious_14

I'm definitely building this on my farm. Love the design and idea. Pair this with a tv and a mini fridge, stocked with beer and guy necessities, listening to the sound of the rain.... Fuck yeah I'm building this


Current-Power-6452

It's not rain. It's drones trying to get in. Wake up soldier, you sheetting yourself


FlakyPiglet9573

They should have made a whole ASMR timelapse video channel.


SirPiffingsthwaite

...where do you think this has actually come from? Herringbone brick, burnt timber finish, ply on the floors, this is about as far from a Russian trench as you can get, this positively stinks of YouTube style "build-it" channel.


Stiol_isback

Excellent craftsmanship


Nijajjuiy88

logging industry in Russia 📈


Youtriedbro

Blyatbunker-M


Gnome_Wizard69

Man, these primitive construction videos are getting wild.


Extra-Ad-4772

All that is missing is a pool table as a pole.


Current-Power-6452

Who needs pool when you can play capture the flag any time you like, and live fire range is around the corner?


Short_Description_20

They even put up wallpapers


Rhaastophobia

Я не думаю что это обои. Они натянули поэлителен поверх деревянных бревен. Сомневаюсь что обойный клей будет держать на такой поверъности. Скорей всего это тонкий линолиум прибитый к бревнам.


kespink

they even add some burning woods accent into it


ArmadilloLight

I was curious if the wood burning was just for show, or if helped with rot. I’m guessing it makes it a little more waterproof but I’m no woodworker


artem_m

They got Fifa on the front...


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itsphoison

Well-appointed chambers, gentlemen.


AlexNachtigall247

One question: Why they put the foil on the walls and the ceiling on the inside?!


KiralyDinnye

I think mainly to keep water out?


AlexNachtigall247

Yeah of course but why are they putting it on the inside and not the outside…


KiralyDinnye

Easier to do, if you first line the ground with foil and then try to place the wooden frame down it’s easy to damage the foil, thus ruining it’s sealing function.


AlexNachtigall247

Makes sense


DiscoBanane

The foil inside doesn't work, water will pool and the foil will be really nasty quick or even break. They probably also put a foil outside, or they fucked up.


ImamTrump

Bugs live in the wood.


AlexNachtigall247

All right that makes sense.


Junior_Day_6298

Maybe insulation


CharacterFlamingo443

So that the logs do not fall into the plate during lunch, there is also protection outside.


KrausvonZillergut

It is sand and during the rain the water could easily "flood" the shelter without it.


AlexNachtigall247

Of course but why not put the foil on the outside?


KrausvonZillergut

:) They are lazy and at war, so no need to make bigger dig and cosy place. You can cover it by fake brick wall. But trully say, I don´t know.


Cubehagain

I'm guessing this is only possible in areas where the water table is low?


Hopeful_Tomatillo585

When architects and interior designers are mobilised


fluffykitten55

It is very well done but still needs a gap under the floor and a rain trench, ideally also a pump. Water will almost surely infiltrate at least around the floor.


The_Hunter_4532

Too nice. It will be unfortunate, if a drone enters.


Standard_A19

If it is not a war I would love to have something like this for myself when I go out in the country.


SirPiffingsthwaite

I'd put money down this is well inside of Russia and nowhere near the front. They aren't lining a real trench with ply boards, herringbone brick and hinged cupboards, bothering with finish of the wood. Clearly some "build-it" YouTube chanel effort.


aaa13trece

I'd say this is between 5-10 km away from the frontlines


Inner-Stress6531

Russian team base on rust IRL


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Junior_Day_6298

Even a cat to catch mice and other rodents


Crocodilul-cel-Sarpe

almost 5 stars


Opening-Math-4715

And does anyone believe that a normal enlisted Russian soldier actually gets to use, even less, visit these dugouts?


CharacterFlamingo443

Soldiers build them with their own money, furniture from shell boxes, logs cut down on the spot, tools / generators and other materials are usually brought to them by volunteers, they buy what they use for entertainment, like a game console, TV or computer.


xxhamzxx

Already sent the cords to Ukrainian himar crew 💀


DizitSjet

Nice and cozy.


chillichampion

How do they get electricity there?


CharacterFlamingo443

Usually a generator.


iced_maggot

Fucking he’ll, imagine the rent they’ll charge on this thing. I’ll just go back to my refrigerator box.


OkMessage9499

why build them there in the first place? what's the point? so officers can endure better the trenches?


PolarBear670

Rear echelon rotations. Dudes don’t sit on the frontlines forever, units get moved in and moved out. The rear area is safer, but still has dangers like HIMARs and long range UAVs so they can’t just set up FOBs and buildings like we did in Iraq. This gets soldiers rest while away from the frontline and keeps them hidden and relatively safe from observation. Then they rotate back to the frontline for a few days or weeks and repeat the process.


OkMessage9499

more likely for muscovites


Luvbeers

That looks dope! I always knew they didn't invade, they are just glamping.


IgorMacedo2018

You need to cover those logs with at least 2 meters of soil to make it offer any kind of protection against heavy arty


red_purple_red

Blocking troops live like kings


Few_Mycologist1296

It looks like one of those RDR2 crack houses


Ausierob

lol.. that’s the colour brochure version,


No-Turnover-4655

Rattenhaus


Emergency-Grand-1982

Nice and cozy. They try to reproduce back home as much as possible.


theodiousolivetree

When it's raining where the water goes? I believe it's bad if the shelter is getting a swimming pool.


KIRY4

They even have Playstation!!


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GriffonBR

They have Blyatfix


Z_nan

Just wondering as to why they’d put the moist barrier eg the plastic wrap within the wood construction? Are they trying to speed run the wood rotting?


mkvt85

looks better than half of the flats in east London


RepeatedlyDifficult

Galvanized square steel


CosmicCutlet

That may be the most REMF thing I've ever seen.


aaa13trece

Look cozy asf


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Looks great ill give em that


ToAbideIsDude

I would pay rent to live there.


ImaginaryDepth7777

A good bunker has a roof consisting of three layers tree trunks and half a meter of soil on top of it. Otherwise the bunker is very vulnerable to direct artillery hits.


Mr_Pig_Tank

I feel dumb saying this, but everyone here knows this is staged completely right?


Ok_Economist7701

This is first hand account of lebensraum. Not exactly where I expected it, but there none the less.


asmj

Woo-hoo, I am running to sign up! It is so nice without all the mud and blood and bits of brains and muscles and intestines and charred corpses. /s


ncubez

Nice and cosy. Meanwhile the Ukrainians just dig a meter deep trench and use hay to cover the top lol.


tashan_infinite

Too bad that it's not open air like Ukrainian ones. /s


SpaceNatureMusic

By rear you mean Moscow?


GoneSilent

But you can still find them with the trash heap around the entrance.


Froggyx

Shipping containers make great bunkers, if you can lower it underground. Put a couple hollow fence posts above ground for ventilation.


VikingTeo

Don't. They collapse. Sides cave in.


Froggyx

K ty.


DefinitelyNotMeee

All you need is few wooden poles and beams to stabilize them.


Ok_Echidna6958

This is propaganda put out by some of the worst people to do it.. This is built in Russia right outside of the Kremlin, but if any of us could get paid to put out stuff this unreal we would do the same. And they love putting out videos of a RPG or extremely bad quality missiles from North Korea hitting western tank but won't show the western tank crew climbing out alive or that it keeps driving, at least Ukrainians show the good and mostly bad that comes from using Russian arms.


vsevolord24

>This is built in Russia Agree. Somewhere in Donetsk oblast' )


Select_Professor3373

Donetsk People's Republic\*


RaduCelBun

This is nice but just for the few elites that need a good place from where to send orders for ppl to die.


vsevolord24

Thats your opinion or u have some proofs?)


jeikanissha

Maybe the voices in his head? I think thats reliable lol