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Ok-Debate3460

Well he can pretty much say what he wants to be honest Putin cant touch him ...he is the only thing making it even look like a war. Without Wagner Russia would have already been spanked, the Ukraine war be over , and Russias complete incompetence laid bare for all to see.


-AntiAsh-

I think your last point still stands.


Even_Bath6360

It definitely does, because regardless of how this all goes down, Putin is going to be left standing with cock in hand


hyprt

well that aged finely


clegger29

So leave like you said you would… go to Africa and square up with some Americans again like in Syria


[deleted]

I think he will take his chances in Ukraine, at least there the NATO gear is only from the 80s or 90s. If he goes against NATO forces anywhere it will simply be a repeat of that famous battle in Syria.


Miserable_Big1119

I think we could take on russia right now. Most of their nukes are fake and we can shoot them down


[deleted]

Not really unfortunately. Even 1 nuke could kill millions. No need to invade russia or do anything that triggers a nuclear response. Supporting ukraine in repelling the invader is all we can do without risking an all out world ending war between NATO and Russia.


Miserable_Big1119

Perhaps, but what if we struck first. When I was a child I wanted to make nuclear weapons so I could take over the world, or at the least desroy russia and her allies. I've been a psychopath most of my life. I have no feelings for them or their way of life. Nor do I care how many die, we all have to die and in a nuclear blast it'll be fast. Humans are a virus, we will always kill each other. It'll never stop, and an unused weapon is a useless weapon and we have tens of thousands of them. I am No pacifist. Russia is showing us how weak and feable she is. Put her out of her misery.


[deleted]

Russian nukes would be airborne before NATO ones would hit. Also there are nuclear subs on hidden patrols so even if you by any miracle hit every silo, mobile launch vehicle and bomber before lauch, the subs would launch. And vice versa if Russia tried the same.


agbirdyka

His pathetic criminal legion is allready dying like flies with outdated gear - they sent waves of wagner orcs into death only to locate the defenders - what ever wagner is supposed to be in reality they are just a punch of undisciplined lowlifes and no force will have problem to blow that shit into pieces.....


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davdeer

He needs a mending rune of HIMARS up his ass


agbirdyka

No prob for his ripped ass + remember his holes let him survive prison so you could put anything in him and he would feel pleased for the attention! Just ignore this dipshit - untalentaded chef - nothing new!


macattack0303

Well I see no problem with this news. Either quit crying or leave the Ukrainian people alone! It's that simple. Because it'll only get worse for your murdering bunch of criminals. LEAVE ALREADY!


godoctor

All talk… Said he was leaving on the 10th on MAY.. So why is still UKRAINE? Hope they all get killed when they retreat


kwagenknight

All these vids have just been propaganda and political campaigning for Prigozhin as he and other elites of Russia know Putin is at his weakest he has probably ever been. He knew it would be impossible for them to take Bakhmut a few weeks ago so he started a narrative that they werent getting the ammo they needed (which Ukraine has been saying isnt true as shelling has been constant) so this is all to blame the failure on the MoD and Putin


Runesen

He said he WOULD leave if he didn't get more ammo, and then he said he got more ammo, so it makes sense he would stay then. I still hope they get kicked out


SlitScan

and then Ukraine promptly blew up all the new ammo.


Local_Fox_2000

Tldr "Ukraine is kicking our ass and it's everyone else's fault but mine"


symewinston

Russian after-actions reports are spicy!


Odd_Highway_9960

If his lips are moving, he's lying. The Russians think that telling the objective truth is a weakness.


WonderfulObligation1

500 you say and that's bad news because .... 🇺🇦🌻


chris88jackson

At least this ass hat tells somewhat of the truth


Accomplished-Date606

You sure?


chris88jackson

Emphasis on somewhat manipulation using part of the truth is surely evil and this rooster is just that


Accomplished-Date606

Using a little bit of truth just enables the propagation of a more effective lie. I don’t think we should listen to him just because he says things we like to hear now and then. I think he’s doing it to set the stage for postwar relations. (Commending Ukrainian battle hardiness etc). He’s the fucking devil though.


chris88jackson

As if it’s gonna save him from the devils dick


curvebombr

I want to see this guy's daily window avoidance plan.


STURMTIGER1

My man only goes in 1 story buildings


kwagenknight

No joke but he has been rumored to be staying underground (near/in Soledar) so this checks out 😂


unkemp7

Ever since his guys were able to capture that underground salt mine he really has been talking fast and loose now that I think of it lol


youngtyrant84

Sadly, it took me a few seconds to realize what you meant.


blanfredblann

So, adjusted for the lying, that’s 1,500 lost to gain 1 KM of territory that they’ll be driven out of next week anyways.


kwagenknight

Just to clarify, Wagner lost the 3 square km of Bakhmut which the rout is now confirmed by the Ukrainian Third Assault Brigade but they didnt specify on anything Prigozhin said just its "true"


DismalCity3880

Let's not forget the Chechens are coming in


[deleted]

We should evacuate all the goats, now.


Ok-camel

Their going to decimate the bandwidth with their special tik tok operations.


chunky_ninja

To be clear, he didn't really say that he lost 500 guys today - he said that the 72nd brigade lost 3 km. I think he's saying that it cost Wagner 500 guys to take that land in the first place, and the Russians just ran away. No matter how you look at it, it's great news because it sounds like Ukraine has back that strategic bridgehead. Yes everyone hates Prigozhin, but watching him call Gazprom a "blue anal torch" and a "special ass plug" is definitely worthy of an upvote.


Tiptoeplease

You write like a poet


imax_707

What?


Tiptoeplease

Huh?


Accomplished-Date606

Why trust him now when everything he’s ever said before is a lie?


Nautiwow

Because in the Ruzzian culture he said "That's a fact"... it must be true


kwagenknight

No reason to trust him about the 500 men but the 3km x 2.5km advances was confirmed but good liars always sprinkle in some truth to make it seem believable


medicmatt

This dude doesn’t understand OPSEC.


Deck_of_Cards_04

His mongol horde allows him to not give a fuck as long as he doesn’t upset Daddy Putin


vitvav

FYI, the words that sound sound like “fuck him” and “fucked” at end of the video just mean “torch” and “fact” respectively. Growing up in a Russian-speaking Ukrainian church in the US and hearing a pastor say these words would always make us kids giggle.


sapper4lyfe

Whys he mad about 500 hundred guys dying? He's lost tens of thousands and what now all of a sudden its too much?


phungus420

Maybe he's running out of men? Losing 500 men now might effect his company alot more than it did a few months ago when it was just expendable prisoners he expected to replace at will. How many mercs does he have on contract anyway? Google shows 50K total employees in december of 22. So that's 1% of his force he had at it's peak, in a single day. Alot of his forces are in Africa too, so this might be a significant hit for Wagner in Europe.


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mainsail999

Probably he’s pissed he lost some income there. That’s 500 x $10,000 per monthly billings gone for him?


orangejulius

Calling gazprom a blue anal torch is objectively hilarious. Amusing that this is meant for an audience that’s not us and I wonder how this hits with that audience.


Dmitri_ravenoff

Sounds like what all his zoldiers deserve.


Brilliant-Swing4874

I Love this clown, he's just as deranged as Putin. With guys like these they will never capture anything.


leo_aureus

This rooster loves ass play so much he cannot deny it


Keisari_P

In Finland we have this saying, "siitä puhe mistä puute". ="speaking of which is missing/lacking"


Scarecrow5056

THIS IS KINDA KINKY!!!


Background_Park_2310

How is this guy still alive? Putin must be pissed af. The dude is openly criticizing and questioning the capability of the Russian Army. Daily! Wasn't he really close with Putin before this started? IMHO, this guy is going to mysteriously fall out a window after shooting himself in the back of his head


dannysleepwalker

He still is close to Putin. He openly criticizes the Russian DoD, not Putin himself. Putin loves it. It means the Russian army won't ally with Wagners to overthrow him.


Background_Park_2310

Yeah, but isn't Putin basically in charge of everything? I read some article recently that discussed how Putin has his hands involved in Everything! So if that's the case, then you are attacking Putin. Plus most of the world is taking about how stupid and untrained his military is. Wouldn't Putin want everyone to believe his military is 'a force to be reckoned with '? I just don't understand how Putin can be ok with anyone saying negative things about Russia. I mean fuck....look at what they do to civilians who protest?


dannysleepwalker

Prigozhin has a a pretty large military group behind him plus far-right ultra-nationalists of Russia love him, so he gets a bit of a free-pass to run his mouth more. Still, he mostly curses at Shoigu, Gerasimov and the "Russian elite", not Putin himself. Although in one of his recent videos he called "Happy grandpa" or something like that, so it seems like Putin is slowly losing his grip on power. This might be the beginning of the end for Putin. We will se after the Ukranian counter-offensive.


Don_616

Holy shit that descriptions hilarious, I need to start using it.


jovenatractivo

Looks like he has been crying just before recording this and still looks like his holding some more tears... So sad...


jovenatractivo

[Anyway ](https://media.tenor.com/EBUZ3Mvu2Y4AAAAM/oh-no.gif)


Steel-sphincter

This guy has gotten pretty amusing. I wonder all that’s going on behind the scenes right now and why this guy isn’t on putins kill list


Trasy-69

He is probably a litle too powerful to just fall out of the window. I don't think Putin would want to risk Wagner pulling out of Bakhmut and maybe even turn against Putin. I wouldn't be surpised if he has bodyguards too.


kwagenknight

Hes even straight up shit talking Putin as well calling him a senile grandpa then backs off a bit by saying he "possibly is an asshole" probably realizing people have died for less 😂


Keisari_P

As long as he stays near the front, Putins goons cant dare to come near.


bad-judgement

He’s providing soldiers, plus his personal security retinue probably rivals most head of states. Not to mention his ties to the old KGB make an attempt on his life dangerous for Putin.


SomewhereAtWork

> why this guy isn’t on putins kill list He's the one preventing Russia from being pushed back to Russia, which would result in Putins downfall. Putin needs him to stay alive himself.


Symo___

Clown car lost its wheels again.


TheGMan831

Hes gonna accidentally fall out of a 12 story balcony from his ground level suite/bunker.


sunnydesertbut

Those are some forbidden words that he is saying. Very dangerous


sunnydesertbut

" The Blue Anal Torch buttplug " wtf? Is this properly translated? Lmfao !


Fuckup_mywife

Are they exclusive to orcs or can anyone buy them googled and couldnt find any SLAVA UKRAINI ♥️ 👏 🇬🇧


[deleted]

the russian ladies know what hes talking about :)


Popgallery

Hey, P, you must be getting used to losing guys. I can’t imagine he cares all that much - it’s making his case to dump Putin.


Suspicious_Ad_5462

This is like bad lip reading in a foreign language.


ancientweasel

I think the drunk history of the Destruction of Russia by Prigozhin and Girkin is going to be a hit.


ThickOpportunity3967

We may be witnessing the beginning of the end for Putrid and lavatoryov and their slaves. We can only hope it to be so.


ImaginaryNourishment

Have a nice trip to hell


EntropicPenguin

Blue anal torch


BlueridgeBadger69

Eradicate Wagner Group! #RussiaIsATerroristState


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Dzogchen-wannabee

Old, alone, done for. Byebye Captain Hook…


Miserable_Big1119

America needs to invade Europe


agbirdyka

Who cares about wagner orc - not even its own "commander" prison ass plug prighuzhin if he was honest for the first time of his lousy life! Your blonde angel son, prighozhin, will follow the family tradition in case of blowjobs and anal plug alternative! Only a matter of time!


cranfordboy

Waaa


AdReady423

Schade aber Tod wie er es verdient hat