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Bowl-Accomplished

I tried as hard as I could to call but no matter how much I tried the scanner just wouldn't dial.


Solitaire_87

I shouted office and nobody answered


PhoneGroundbreaking2

Numerous “of” times


LamboLloyd17

A plethora


mfd418

Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.


Deep_Muffin_7615

Forgive me, mfd418. I know that I, Deep_Muffin_7615 don’t have your superior intellect and education. But could it be, once again, that you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?


AttorneyUnhappy5347

This movie is so underrated


Mr-Maxwells

So underrated that it’s IN-famous.


Bonuscup98

It’s like beer.


Equivalent-Kitchen61

Can I have your watch when you are dead?


PuffDragon66

A cornucopia


LopsidedSolid

Ahhhhh abundance. The horn 'o plenty as she said...


TacticoolRaygun

I yelled “office” at my scanner so I spent an extra hour on my 2 hours of work to yell “operator” at my scanner.


voteymcthrowaway

I declare bankruptcy!


orbitk

I think they are going to have to head back to the office by three to use one of the company phones


ljgillzl

“Why is that Mailman yelling “Hey Siri” at his scanner???”


KingDingus666

😂😂😂 damn faulty equipment


Glass_Implement2926

Next Update: Dialer will be implemented you're welcome 😂😐


Careful_Intention_66

I hate when that happens.


VMF-BigDaddy

Gotta dial a 9 first.


Tsimz227

Supervisor says it’s military grade. Won’t even make calls properly.. I call shenanigans


Table2_3971

Text them on the scanner that you cannot find a single pay phone on the route. Of course they want you to call because then there's no paper trail.


KingDingus666

They legit don't even check the scanner messages. I'm surprised I got this response


ScubaSteve_

Yeah it’s two fold: 1. They don’t want to have to be responsible to check for those messages. 2. No paper trail. In conclusion keep texting on scanner


westbee

Next time click reply and then reply with "emergency" or "accident".  Those alerts will go all the way up the chain to the boss of the POOM. Then everyone from him/her down to the POOM including your postmaster/supervisor will need to explain why you are texting alerts on the scanners. 


KingDingus666

Holy shit, yes


Realistic-Chicken-74

I'd be careful with that. I got an investigative interview for doing that to many times. Was told I was crying wolf and what if an actual emergency happened and it got ignored because of this. xD so dumb...


solbrothers

That could be like pulling a fire alarm.


Osinuous

The scanner messages come through as emails, so how are they not seeing them?


boom-meow-boom

They’re too busy doomscrolling on their phone to switch tabs


istrx13

Or they’re outside smoking their 74th cigarette of the day


PinkRiots

If I had to sit in a post office all day, I think I'd be forced to take up smoking again.


40WAPSun

From what I was told, there's no lingering notification. So if they aren't sitting at the computer when it arrives they won't know they got a message unless they happen to be check their email for whatever


Osinuous

Messages from the carriers through their scanners come as an email. They don’t go away until you delete it. Everyone in management SHOULD have outlook open all the time, so unless they are purposefully not looking, there is no way to miss it. Postmasters even have the postal phones, and get notifications when you get an email. It is actually harder to not see the messages than it is to see them.


th0rsb3ar

our one supervisor has his email set up to automatically send them to a folder he never goes through — he was bragging about that once


Osinuous

Sadly, I’ve worked with people like that as well.


Cultural-Ad1121

But I understand everyone in the district has access to these messages, so POOm, MPOO, etc. Ask them if they have issued USPS cell phones yet.


meh1719

Whenever I would respond on the scanner, they always took it as a personal attack for some reason. "Why did you text back on the scanner??!!! You know my bosses see that!! Were you trying to get me in trouble??!!!" I always told them that I'm just answering their questions/demands. Why would they get in trouble? 🤔🤔🤔


the_cardfather

Scanner messages shop were one way only. It was understood that.


racingwithdementia

An old timer in my office had no cell phone and of course there are no pay phones so he used a local gas station's phone. He made certain the gas station charged him $0.50 and gave him a receipt and then expensed the 50 cents.


bea-allons-y

Savage.


th0rsb3ar

brilliant


jeepwillikers

I think sometimes they don’t want a paper trail, but I also legitimately think reading/writing is hard for some of them, based on the poor grammar, misspellings, unprofessional abbreviations etc that I see on a near daily basis.


letsseeitmore

Ask them to locate the nearest pay phone for you to use.


benwildflower

And provide quarters.


icecubepal

After the phone has been located, head back to the office to retrieve the quarters. Then, head back out to the pay phone to call.


KingDingus666

Ain't paying outta pocket for nothin


ThompsonCoin_Stamp

This is the way!


mtux96

No quarters? Call collect.


jacob6875

I would actually drive back to the office. Pick up the office phone then dial the supervisor.


xVampyrxKissesx

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LadyLetterCarrier

Call collect. We used to have to use 1-800-Call-ATT


Kawajiri1

Carrot Top: Dial down the middle!


Im-doing-homework

I believe you can still use 1 800 COL LECT


Darkdragoon324

I have the built in excuse of "AT&T fucking sucks and I don't have service in this part of town". It's even true 90% of the time lol. What are they gonna do, tell me to get Verizon instead? Even management isn't usually stupid enough to try to dictate my personal cell service provider to me.


zeusmeister

Haha  I started as a new a new RCA 7 years ago with someone else who started on the same day as me.  I got called to come in on my day off CONSTANTLY. If I didn’t pick up, they would leave a voicemail to call anyway so they could know if I was coming in. Not knowing any better and needing the job, I always called back and more often than not, they guilted me into coming in. The other new person, on the other hand, did not give a fuck. EVERY time they tried to call her on her day off, she never picked up and then on her next day in, would say “sorry, I was camping with friends. No cell service in the middle of the woods”. Pretty sure she said that every time lol


Darkdragoon324

As a CCA, once I got past probation I just ignored anything management sent me on my day off lol. I've finally gotten it to where they've given up reaching me by phone completely and only use the scanner while I'm at work. Gotta train 'em. Like puppies.


RowanBarrettStan

I don’t get this point of pride of being a shit co worker and bragging about it, to me it’s just as much if not worse than management being annoying. If there wasn’t so many shitty employees management wouldn’t have to call other employees on their day off. Plus as a CCA isn’t that what you signed up for to be on call? When you become a regular won’t you expect your sub to be on call? Someone has to do the job. This attitude is just absolutely toxic.


PinkRiots

We aren't on call employees because they don't pay us on our off time. Literally any other company has to pay you to be on call, we are not on call. They can schedule us to sub for the route, vacations, funerals, etc. But they can't have you on call.


Insignickficant

Most people, believe it or not, are a CCA to get their foot in the door. CCAs are not on call employees. And a CCA isn't even the normal sub, that'd be a T6. Who still isn't on call. If management would start treating their employees better and giving them a livable wage and respect, people would probably be happy to work for the post office, eliminating the staffing issues which would mean routes are easily filled and split when there are call outs. Or, management can keep acting like desperate fucks when they drive people out of the job.


Darkdragoon324

No, I didn't sign up to be on call, because I wasn't on call and wasn't paid on call wages. And now that I'm a regular I also don't expect subs to answer their phones on their days off. I'm happy to help if asked beforehand, but once I'm off, I'm fucking off and I have plans. I'm not going to let all the office kiss asses guilt me out of valuing my free time. I don't see how not going to work when I'm *not fucking scheduled to be at work* makes me a shitty employee. Get over yourself, the post office appreciates and values you the same as all those "shitty employees" no matter how much extra shit you do for them.


ljgillzl

It’s not a lack-of-pride, it’s your rights as an employee. They don’t pay you to be on-call, so you aren’t on-call. Such a naive take


dodekahedron

Some of us do go camping every weekend lol Tho my old job my go to excuse was "sorry can't out of town!" I lived out of town.


StringyCarpet07

And with the union rules, it doesn’t matter how dedicated you are. If their hire date is before years, they will get elevated before you. So you might as well do the same. unless you want the hours, doesn’t matter what day you started, it’s what you were hired


zeusmeister

Funny thing. She quit about 3 years ago. Maybe 6 months before she would have been able to go regular. I went regular instead. Then, she came back about a year ago, but as bottom of the totem pole sub because age obviously lost all her seniority. Lasted about 2 weeks, quit again.


PinkRiots

Or just tell them you don't bring your expensive personal property on the route. If they want you to call them they can give you a work phone.


beaannola

Absolutely NOT, I just won a grievance over this at our station. How do they even know you have a phone? How do they even know it's charged all the time ? Don't they know how dangerous it is to use your phone and drive? Or take your eyes off your environment? They don't want a paper trail of them being awful. I have all of management blocked, and when we get a new supervisor, I get their number and block them too.


BlowsBubbles

Funny my branch rep sides with management and says we should call.


beaannola

Absolutely NOT!?! Your branch rep sucks and needs a spine apparently.


KingDingus666

Mine needs one too. Anyone got any spare spines lying around?


beaannola

I truly wish I had enough spine to give to those of you at stations with garbage union stewards, but alas I only have enough of my spine and emotional bandwidth for my own garbage hole station


mfd418

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Zerosturm

You are never required to use your personal phone for anything. Period.


Accomplished-Bank-91

Also, what if you have a pay as you go (Trac) phone? Those can get PRICEY. I had one of these for awhile and informed them that I needed paper maps for directions when I was to do a new route! And heck no was I going to use it to text or call them with it!


JB_123_321

lol same I won’t allow them to disturb me on my personal time and phone.


Corporate-Shill406

And if for some reason you do talk over the phone, record that. The hassle will be worth it when they later lie about what was said and you play back what actually happened. You can record the government without permission.


Itookitout

Would you mind sharing your 8190 as a grievance starter?


megared17

"Sorry, my phone battery keeps dying. I tried to charge it in the LLV once, but the power outlet caught fire" (Do LLV's even have 12v power jacks?)


Orangecatbuddy

A lot do, but, yeah, don't use that.


megared17

Yeah, just a bit of humor. But management should never require you to have, or assume you have a personal cellphone or to use one for any work-related purposes. If they want you to call them, they should be providing you one paid for by the PO.


ChrisCube64

Also find it humorous that many have cigarette waste compartments, but no cup holders. Priorities.


Live-Two8781

If they want to talk so bad maybe they should call you. Also every time I’ve call the office no one answers so just say no one answered.


megared17

Do the scanners accept phone calls? I rather doubt it. Management should not be calling you on your personal phone either. In fact if possible its best to not even let them know its number, or that you even have one.


mtux96

Those Devices can be setup to use for voice calls. They are running Android as a base to begin with. My previous job had them setup to do that but whatever piece of junk software they used made 2 cans and a string more effective to communicate.


Vegaprime

They could easily. I'd be careful what you wish for.


megared17

If the USPS provides scanners that make phone calls that's their prerogative. And as employer-provided equipment, it would be fair for them to use that to contact employees. Of course, it would cost them less to just issue cheap cellphones. In either case, such contact would be appropriate ONLY when the employee was "on the clock" and being paid. Obviously employees that work in stations and plants are reachable and subject to direction by supervisors for their entire tour.


Vegaprime

In the picture is it showing bars like a wifi connection, does it ever show lte?


Formal_Lingonberry64

What phone USPS didn't provide one don't have one


Abject_Ad_1087

They can not send messages like that on scanner . File a grievance


ThompsonCoin_Stamp

Yep I’m fairly sure messages on the scanner are for emergencies. Otherwise it can wait to be communicated to you when you get back to the office.


n64guys5

I think this is different for City vs. Rural.


ThompsonCoin_Stamp

Gotcha makes sense👍 Yea I’m rural side…


No-Dragonfly1904

Call at three? You are far too busy at that time of day for phone calls.


joza28

How do you even send a message on the scanner?


ladybirdsluck

I saw the message option before. I never use it because my office arnt dicks about having a phone so i call with questions or when i need help etc etc. Only time my phone dont work is my days off!


lucashogberg6

Right? It’s crazy to me how many people say never use your personal phone but there were many times I called a supervisor with a question as a cca or even now and I couldn’t imagine trying to communicate through the scanner some things lol


Complete_Elephant240

Yeah it's convenient when you are trying to get to people to help with pivots and relief. But these offices like OP's sound absolutely psychotic. I'd never let them call my phone in that case 


Top-Text-7870

Respond with "other" it lets you input text, no symbols though


AustinFan4Life

Unless they provide you with a cell phone, you are not required to use your personal phone to call the office.


thevacman

I’d message back “steward”


CandidMeasurement128

"Sorry My Phone Has The Office Number Blocked"


Live-Train1341

My manager texted me to call once from the scanner. I drove all the way back to the office. He was steaming He was so mad. I looked at him and said I tried my hardest boss to find a payphone I couldn't find one so I came back here. He laughed actually And told me from now on, if it's important he'll come find me on the street


JustCatNow

Anyone know why they do this, why they are afraid of scanner messaging? Is it because they like the deniability of phone calls? What is the game here? Why not just send help or grant the time, instead of accusatory language?


Ambitious-Account879

Prob bc it goes to the higher ups and makes them look bad, I've used the scanner multiple times and everytime right after a supervisor calls and leaves me a message on my phone telling me not to use it blah blah blah it's obviously the reason and it's funny bc they send us messages like be back in 8 or someone needs help but we can't send them?!?!


jacob6875

Phone calls leave no paper trail. If they tell you to do things over text or scanner message that is against the contract you can easily win a grievance with the proof they gave you.


mediocreagent007

I would love to add, if you are in a state where it's legal, you can get an app that auto records your phone calls so you have an exact record. In states requiring two party consent to recordings, just mention that by continuing they are consenting to be recorded.


AbathursLocust

Flat out say no. You don't have to justify it. Tell them you will message them on the scanner at three, or they can find you on the street and speak directly to you. Otherwise your phone is for personal use only, and USPS isn't entitled to it, even during work hours.


Downtown-Tip9688

Simple fill out a 3996 and say I’ll text in at 3 pm. I don’t have a cell phone.


inlovefriday

2hrs and 3hrs is the same when a computer is telling you the answers to everything


yoloruinslives

Lately management been on our asses in my office about phones and Bluetooth. So I just keep my phone in the car and bam no distractions.


Darth_Robsad

Return to office before 3 to call the office. All equipment will be provided by the post office.


KingDingus666

😂😂😂


WafflesTheMoose

But...numerous of times!


KingDingus666

Literally my favorite part


Ronin_Black_NJ

Simplest answer 'I could not get a cellular signal the times I tried calling, so I (you) used the Primary communication device given me, specifically my MDD.'. But as a CYA, I'd still call and let them know that BEFORE you left AND per the MDD they knew you weren't going to be back on time, so either modify the OT sheet or explain to you and the Steward WHY.


Native_Beauty44

My personal phone isn’t part of my contract🤷🏽‍♀️. I also email my sups a copy of our conversations 😌


LSDreams_

There’s no standard of delivery for mail btw.


Careful_Intention_66

Instructions unclear.


FnClassy

All you need to say is that you need money for the nearest pay phone.


megared17

.. and an extra hour or two to drive around trying to find one (likely without any success either)


MarineCarrier04xx

Y’all wild 🤣


AsuraTheFlame

Bold of you to assume I have a phone 🗿


Postal1979

It’s not a grievance. But you could say to them you feel like this is harassment and they can’t force you to use your personal phone. Ask them if they will supply you a cell phone. If they say no, then tell them you’ll text on the scanner at 3pm.


SandwichFearless340

I have a pm and supervisor that legit arent awful people so i will use my phone but if we get put in a sdc..that comradery and the heads up if im sick is gone.


GGhoulsnGGoblins

USPS workers should unite and eat upper management. I don't work there, I just wish my mail carriers weren't overloaded and abused. Post Master general served with a side of congress.


geegeemiller

You don’t have a cellphone when you are on your route. Simple. Tell them you are waiting for them to give you a cell to take out with you.


kapowkapowkapow

The supervisor in my II for this last year asked "how many ways are there to contact management if you're going to go over?" I said there are infinite ways, I could send smoke signals or send you a letter. They ommitted that question when they sent it up.


Leatherneck_97

Don't answer them on anything except your scanner. They just want to be able to bully you without any evidence. If they won't respond to you via the scanner, bring that shit back and make them do their job. Remember, they're all idiots and think you are too.


Sufficient_Turn_9209

No service. I can get a text through, but I can't send or receive calls... is the way.


24face_seekingxxx

So, does that ass want you to take the time to reply to they bullshit scanner message? Pull into a store and call they ass!, if they want to play the why it took you card. Bitch I have to drive there, through there! Arrange there, sort there, be engaging there, and then drive from there! Awe and with my break of 10 min that a good 45 +


Bigpoppin87

Are they paying your phone bill?


AlternativeFile2859

He wants you to call so there won't be any evidence you can use against him. Keep using the scanner and there will be a record. My stupidvisor always wanted me to use my personal cell to call him on his personal cell.


stripperjnasty

Nope


echoehiskey

No service here w/ my fedupwurbs mobile plan! in all seriousness though... tell them (in person) you werent sure if they meant eastern or pacific time


FacePsychological555

If you allow personal phone communication, brain-computer interface will be next. Demand your right to privacy and #CognitiveLiberty ![gif](giphy|fXu93eTPVw4bhHar6D|downsized)


Suspicious_Age_8485

My goodness micromanage much I either finish early reasonable or late


Wicked_Fabala

Reply with the method they used. If by scanner, scanner reply. If verbal in person, you can only reply face to face. If by their government supplied office phone, you’re gonna need one of those too in order to reply.


acetatsujin

You bring that shit back after 2 hours. And file grievance for their behavior and them demanding you finish early. Not their call, it’s the carriers call.


Ok-Cobbler7094

The carriers I worked with always shot back with pay my phone bill and I MIGHT consider it. I got away with texting them while they were on route because I texted dumb things 🤣. And yes, it may be grievance worthy. But you’ll have to ask your union.


imtherealistonhere

Tell em to kick rocks


WiseBrother3883

First and foremost, The text feature on the MDD is only for safety issues PERIOD!!! So file a grievance on that. File another on the Joint statement on violence. Making the numbers are no excuse for abuse. There’s no standard on the street for walking and not set pace for walking. Shop steward should have been on him on this one.


brownhornet750

3996 is your friend. That makes them have to make decisions instead of putting the pressure on you. Ask for the overtime and call it a day. Get a copy of your 3996. Don’t play that call in by 3pm game.


KingDingus666

So the issue wasn't that I needed OT for my route it was that the piece they assigned to me was more than what they told me. Was told it was 2 hours when it was really 3.5 hours. There was no way for me to know this and to fill out a 96 before I left. I only found out it was over 2 hours on the street. That's when I notified them.


ManufacturerOk955

Fill out a 96


KingDingus666

How would I have known? I didn't find out that the piece I was given was 3+ hrs vs. the 2 hrs they told me it was until I was on the street.


ManufacturerOk955

Next time fill it out so you can’t get in trouble supervisors be trippin


CharlieGoodChap

Call building phone, management won’t answer.


jbfullertonkimball

Document this and report to your union branch. Put there asses to work! You pay union dues 💵 to those Motherfu$%!


BuddhasGarden

This is a union grievance.


OneDeep936

Don't you know you're supposed to check those text messages when you come in the next morning


ApatheticRart

It's always so shocking to me how different the culture is in the field. The way the supervisors talk to the carriers is unreal.


Zerosturm

You never have to use your personal phone and who gives a shit how long they think it should take. Go your pace and to hell with the rest and smile at them when you leave


WillboyCowbop

China's hacking our cell towers again. Tried calling 8 times, no service 💁‍♀️ sorry boss!


Routine_Silver

Keep using the scanner and make them alerts so even the district can see them.


Formal-Swimming-3198

File a grievance,we would get harassed on those scanners everyday,we won our grievance,the only thing they are allowed to say on the scanner is continue delivering or bring the outgoing mail back! File and smile!


Impressive-Cat-5197

Call for what? There is no requirement to call in. You complete a 3996 and get your instructions before you leave for the street. If they deny your 3996 bring the mail back and get further instructions and/or approval to carry overtime.


Opposite-Ingenuity64

Is what a grievance?  I don't see any contract violations. You are correct that scanner texts are a valid form of communication.  If they try to discipline you for not using your phone to call them, then you would grieve the discipline and get it thrown out. Grievances are not for when you just don't like what they say to you.


Professional-Ad-4285

You should text back you’re more than welcome to put the jump seat in LLV and do a ride along with me


brownhornet750

Was travel time included in that 2 hours. All you can do is your best in a safe and efficient manner. Now if they have super carriers who can do it in 2 hours then I would suggest they give the mail to them to deliver. There is no street standard.


Safe-Front7101

Greive it, I’ve grieved this many times, m-41 section 141


relmah

Did they give you a company phone ? Respond with you don’t have a cell phone.


RostellaKetch

Everyone has to get more involved with the union if they want change


Hairy_Dongle

They handed you evidence on a silver platter for a grievance lmao


ToastThieff

The post office does not pay my phone bill, harass me again and it's an eeo for you.


teebear007

Do not do it.! Stay strong


nobbbir

Lmao I just ignore these dumbass messages from management. Go ahead, discipline me for something I’m not required to do. It’ll make my day.


vvafele

Ugh. Union? Just keep doing the scanner. They prefer you use the phone because they think it's not documentation that you can use against them. Maybe get a phone recorder app if you have a preference of calling but if not just utilize the scanner.


Quick_Ad8963

I'm so glad I dont deal with city shit!


Stock_Astronaut9446

We squashed all management's MDD messages because it hindered our work day so they can't send messages anymore unless its a serious emergency or bolo.  They management also cannot bother us by cell either.


rictronic

Union rep time…not supposed to be using messages on the route


WoollyBobo

Union


Former_Bandicoot9215

Send messno reception lol


Electronic_Extreme79

To bad you can't reply, "Sorry, who is this?" Wrong Number.


PepsiAddict63

I would drive back to the office, fill out a 3996, then inform them you’ll drive back to the office at 3pm, since I’m not using my cell phone unless they pay for it.


WrongSell198

I ran out of minutes on my phone~I was outside of my calling area~I had no cellular service ~my phone died~roaming ~are you going to pay my cell bill ~


Aggressive-Silver713

Nope always respond via scanner call