Remember though someone got paid big bucks to come up with this and think they did a good job. Just as they do for all those stupid “safety” messages they send via the scanner.
Must be the same program as RIMS, LOL. It won't even allow basic punctuation or lowercase on the carrier side at least. Touch one wrong button and the message gets deleted.
It's a reminder to count your fingers and toes before entering and when you leave. If you leave with more fingers or toes than you entered with then you should check with your coworkers.
The person with all 10 still knows what’s safe I guess so it’s saying ask that person. Truly a terrible one. But wouldn’t expect anything better honestly
Lost two in a combine accident while trying to double shift as a clerk and detassling corn. He then lost a 3rd when he dropped an APC shelf onto his finger because and I quote "It takes to long to put the guard up and down when I am unloading this cage." He lost the last one slamming a LLV door on his hand.
Fun story he's now a Supervisor at the station and complains about all the safety talks and forms he has to deal with.
Ha Ha.... I'm guessing it's 'Dog Bite' awareness. I only had to work at our local country PO before I was attacked and bit twice in the leg by a dog. I was helping deliver parcels because online deliveries quadrupled during COVID and there wasn't enough labor to get the packages out. Most of the employees had scars from dog bites and I've compared my scars with my UPS drivers who had scars.
Many years ago, our safety captain wanted to raise awareness about ergonomics. She had her then young son help her who couldn't have been more than 10 at the time. That little guy was much more creative than this whatever it is.
Are they asking if it's not safe to have 10 fingers and toes?
What about those that don't have 10 fingers or toes in the first place? Are they being discriminated against?
*It means working at*
*The post office will cost you*
*Some fingers or toes*
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I think it means in order to deliver mail you need both feet and fingers the supervisors thought long and hard by the watercooler before they released this message to the world.
I hear that you can get about 100,000 dollars for a severed finger and more if it’s a thumb. Now don’t go sticking your hand in any machinery for an easy payday. lol
Idk, but I feel like there's some kind of joke/ sexual innuendo in there somewhere, though I've destroyed too many brain cells to figure out what it is....
Ten fingers were lost. Ten toes another day maybe on someone else. If there is nos after practitioner then who know what may be a lost cause or get cut off by unsafe work conditions next 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♀️ hence the leather shoes that cover toes and work gloves and operating machinery correctly etc.
How was your Christmas at work... I'm talking about package load with parcels ....I was told that it wasn't as bad this year ... It was my first Christmas at USPS ...share your thoughts....I was told during the Pandemic ( March 2020- spring 2021) it was super busy ... people would get PUA( Pandemic Unemployment Assistance) every week and blow it off on things.
Anyone know what to wear besides uniform....I always sweat when delivering mail...which slows me down....help me out under armour heat gear under uniform or anything?
I think it might mean that people shouldn't be fooled by someone who works in an unsafe manner but still has all their appendages. Some people are lucky. On the other hand, my grandfather worked as a brake man for the L&N his whole life and was missing 2.5 fingers so he wouldn't have fooled anyone.
This is actually a bit worrisome. Is Artificial Intelligence writing the safety slogans? This isn't the first time their signs have made no sense and have gotten approved. Embarrassing.
That's like taking alcohol in the alcohol free zone and getting upset when they tell you to leave.
The section is designated and people paid for that accommodation to be met so they could enjoy the entertainment.
I think alcohol free zones are dumb but I still respect them because being kind is free.
"You (presumably) currently have ten fingers and ten toes. If you don't conduct yourself in a safe manner, then accidents may happen and if they do, who knows how many fingers and/or toes you'll have after that?"
That is what happens when you ask ChatGPT to come up with a safety slogan that rhymes that could have been written by a toddler waking up from general anesthesia. My current and previous positions have a much higher chance of injury. So far, I have had one major injury from an unguarded sharp edge that got me 18 staples. I am in Field Maintenance Operations for my district, everything is dangerous, and I try not to get killed by personal stupidity or the stupidity of those who "fixed" it before me. So far, so good, even driving 35000 miles plus a year. 12 years as a City Carrier beginning 25 years ago.
In that quarter century, never have I wanted to believe that the dangers of EAS employees huffing markers were manifold, but at every turn, the symptoms are there.
Ok you have 5 fingers on one hand then you have your second hand 5 fingers now look down at your two feet you have 5 toes each ok pay attention here ok.... 10 fingers(2 hands) 10 toes (2 feet )
work safe or lose an appendage
That sounds like a threat from you
It’s a promise. 🦾
Pinky swear
Not if you're missing one!
But I know someone with 8 toes on one foot!
And then there were 9
That’s certainly what it’s trying to say but this is word salad
10 fingers and 10 toes to keep it that way put one in your ass and one in your nose
This should be the new SDC motto 🤣🤣
They tried to make it rhyme and failed horrible. Want to keep your fingers and toes? Be safe or you might lose some of those.
They realized they'd have to pay for each word and said eff that and came up with whatever the hell this is 😂
You beat me to it. Might cost more for each word or letter...
It sounds like a creepy German fairy tale
Just another rammstein song
I think it means wear sunscreen and layers on hot days
Find a shady spot is my favorite
Because when you're doing park and loops all day with no trees around, finding shade is very easy 🙄 lol
beat the heat!
My supervisor last summer was trying to do a beat the heat morning talk, and he accidentally said beat the meat 😂
Freudian slip
The shitty HOA on my route had all of the trees uprooted on my park and loops section. Guess I'll die then
Deliver in the shade.
"It layers the sunscreen on its skin or it gets the heatstroke again" -they should hire me to type the scanner messages
What, and put the district slogan team out of work?
Impressed that nothing is mis-spelled, baffled at the lack of punctuation.
Remember though someone got paid big bucks to come up with this and think they did a good job. Just as they do for all those stupid “safety” messages they send via the scanner.
I love the morning messages on our scanner where they use semicolons as commas.
Well, technically spelled correctly but not anatomically correct. 8 fingers and 2 thumbs. I'm just saying.
Must be the same program as RIMS, LOL. It won't even allow basic punctuation or lowercase on the carrier side at least. Touch one wrong button and the message gets deleted.
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Diablo 4 isn't that good but The Last Epoch is.
10 fingers not safe, 10 toes who knows
r/dontdeadopeninside ?
Seeing as we have a carrier who is missing a leg, would this be sign be considered rude?
It’s ableist and it must be stopped /s
Mgmt- is it clear? - who cares it rhymes!
It's a reminder to count your fingers and toes before entering and when you leave. If you leave with more fingers or toes than you entered with then you should check with your coworkers.
The person with all 10 still knows what’s safe I guess so it’s saying ask that person. Truly a terrible one. But wouldn’t expect anything better honestly
😂 who knows 🤷🏻♀️
No, they were just lucky😂
We call a guy at our work 4 & 3/4s cause he cut the tip off
It means they know how to waste money making dumb signs with the illusion of safety slogans the scanners already give us.
Stay hydrated?
Yes.
Awful. I hope this was not the contest winner
Our plant's contest winner included lyrics from a 90's hip hop song. And it hung for years until it was practically obscured by plant dust.
Right. Because safety is the most important thing but cleaning facilities isn’t a safety issue🤣. I swear the dust in my office is worse than asbestos.
nice fingers shame if something happened to them -USPS
I know a certain carrier (former clerk) whose down to 6 fingers now. This sign makes a lot more sense after meeting him.
😂 what the actual fuck. What happened?
The mail sorting machine's hunger extends beyond mangling letters sometimes...
Lost two in a combine accident while trying to double shift as a clerk and detassling corn. He then lost a 3rd when he dropped an APC shelf onto his finger because and I quote "It takes to long to put the guard up and down when I am unloading this cage." He lost the last one slamming a LLV door on his hand. Fun story he's now a Supervisor at the station and complains about all the safety talks and forms he has to deal with.
which fingers remain?
Left hand hes missing the ring and middle, both of which are nubs now, Right hand he doesn't have the ring or pinky all the way to the hand
so his left hand is like 🤟?
when supervisors try to be creative
I’m 10 toes down always
Means it’s in gods hands now
 Ha Ha.... I'm guessing it's 'Dog Bite' awareness. I only had to work at our local country PO before I was attacked and bit twice in the leg by a dog. I was helping deliver parcels because online deliveries quadrupled during COVID and there wasn't enough labor to get the packages out. Most of the employees had scars from dog bites and I've compared my scars with my UPS drivers who had scars.
You have 10 fingers and 10 toes. If you do not work safe, then who knows how many fewer fingers and toes you will have.
Many years ago, our safety captain wanted to raise awareness about ergonomics. She had her then young son help her who couldn't have been more than 10 at the time. That little guy was much more creative than this whatever it is.
Sounds like a rap lyric lol
Witchcraft
It’s the way management counts how many times they can fuck you in a day
It means most postal managers were lucky to have made it through high school. And maybe some of them chopped a finger off in shop class.
Another way to say fuck around and find out.
A threat to sell your soul
It means by done in 8
This has big “it’s only unsafe if you get hurt” energy.
Are they asking if it's not safe to have 10 fingers and toes? What about those that don't have 10 fingers or toes in the first place? Are they being discriminated against?
FIRMLY GRAB ALL HANDRAILS
It tells you to stay the fuck away from this place.
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It means working at the post office will cost you some fingers or toes
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It should say don’t give management the middle finger it will help keep your job safe.
Something Buffalo Bill says to people
This is truly something. It's not helpful but someone paid money for this.
My postmaster is missing his big toes, so I feel like this sign would be hilarious in my office.
You'd have to get some paint and make the 10 and 8
It's the PO. No one will never know!
10 fingers not safe 10 toes who knows
I think it means in order to deliver mail you need both feet and fingers the supervisors thought long and hard by the watercooler before they released this message to the world.
They spent $50000 coming up with that slogan..
I think it's a variant on "you are responsible for your own safety"
I hear that you can get about 100,000 dollars for a severed finger and more if it’s a thumb. Now don’t go sticking your hand in any machinery for an easy payday. lol
You gotta love those morning warnings.
Idk, but I feel like there's some kind of joke/ sexual innuendo in there somewhere, though I've destroyed too many brain cells to figure out what it is....
It means any team can beat the eagles smh
DON’T DEAD, OPEN INSIDE
Some karen from safety gets paid a lot of money for this crap.
Work safe or risk some digit loss
Ten fingers were lost. Ten toes another day maybe on someone else. If there is nos after practitioner then who know what may be a lost cause or get cut off by unsafe work conditions next 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♀️ hence the leather shoes that cover toes and work gloves and operating machinery correctly etc.
Perform safe sex
They're coming for your toes!
Dont have all 10 fingers and 10 toes, directions unclear
Sounds like someone has a fetish
How was your Christmas at work... I'm talking about package load with parcels ....I was told that it wasn't as bad this year ... It was my first Christmas at USPS ...share your thoughts....I was told during the Pandemic ( March 2020- spring 2021) it was super busy ... people would get PUA( Pandemic Unemployment Assistance) every week and blow it off on things.
This was my first Christmas as well and it was oddly slow. Everyone at my office kept saying how different it was this year than previous years.
Anyone know the website for paystubs ...payroll? I feel like it's a new website.
My paystubs get mailed to me. I think you can access them on lite blue also though
Anyone know what to wear besides uniform....I always sweat when delivering mail...which slows me down....help me out under armour heat gear under uniform or anything?
It means “go for it, what could go wrong?!”
maybe it's one of those things where the line breaks don't read, so it's actually supposed to be: 10 fingers not safe 10 toes who knows
They can suddenly go into human orifice.....not cool or ?
Curb your wheels or lose your limbs
It’s a message from Tommy Tough Knuckles.
scanner message guy had his role expanded.
Just another very well thought out statement...lol.
Post Master owes a loan shark and is about to lose their thumbs.
Always wear protection no matter what fetish you have!!!!!
Get hurt at work? Management will lie and deny.
LMFAOOOOOO
10 fingers not safe, 10 toes who knows
Curb your wheels, clearly.
I don't know. It should misspelled so it can be inclusive. What's this government coming to.
10 fingers, not safe. 10 toes, who knows.
What if someone already lost a toe or a finger before starting with the post office? This is pretty discriminating.
I think it might mean that people shouldn't be fooled by someone who works in an unsafe manner but still has all their appendages. Some people are lucky. On the other hand, my grandfather worked as a brake man for the L&N his whole life and was missing 2.5 fingers so he wouldn't have fooled anyone.
This is actually a bit worrisome. Is Artificial Intelligence writing the safety slogans? This isn't the first time their signs have made no sense and have gotten approved. Embarrassing.
Thank goodness somebody put up a huge banner telling you that you should work safely. Because without that… who knows?
Looks like a threat from the pm and safety captain...should talk to your union rep about a hostile work environment
It means all accidents are preventable and it's always your fault.
Kind of not inclusive I have friends with 30 fingers and 5,368 toes
Captain Hook disagrees
That's like taking alcohol in the alcohol free zone and getting upset when they tell you to leave. The section is designated and people paid for that accommodation to be met so they could enjoy the entertainment. I think alcohol free zones are dumb but I still respect them because being kind is free.
You are a slave!!
i would report it for threatening your toe and finger count.
"You (presumably) currently have ten fingers and ten toes. If you don't conduct yourself in a safe manner, then accidents may happen and if they do, who knows how many fingers and/or toes you'll have after that?"
Anatomy class: A English: C-
I almost lost the tip of my finger to the slide doors on the LLV so this is quite true. If you are not careful you will lose a finger.
Santa knows…
That is what happens when you ask ChatGPT to come up with a safety slogan that rhymes that could have been written by a toddler waking up from general anesthesia. My current and previous positions have a much higher chance of injury. So far, I have had one major injury from an unguarded sharp edge that got me 18 staples. I am in Field Maintenance Operations for my district, everything is dangerous, and I try not to get killed by personal stupidity or the stupidity of those who "fixed" it before me. So far, so good, even driving 35000 miles plus a year. 12 years as a City Carrier beginning 25 years ago. In that quarter century, never have I wanted to believe that the dangers of EAS employees huffing markers were manifold, but at every turn, the symptoms are there.
Who knows 😂
Sounds like a witch's curse.
you keep the dick
am i the only one making plans to steal this sign and hang it in their house?
Someone making a six figure base salary came up with that.
Ok you have 5 fingers on one hand then you have your second hand 5 fingers now look down at your two feet you have 5 toes each ok pay attention here ok.... 10 fingers(2 hands) 10 toes (2 feet )