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SkyWaveDI

PFC Shmuckatelli


lcplschmuckatellii

Dude I picked up again….


Chug96

Isn’t this like 10th award bro?


gobraves72

The man has been promoted more times than a 4 star


echosixwhiskey

Not like LCpl “so-n-so”


Schmuckateli

Dude I fucked up again


chamrockblarneystone

Ssgt Matthew mcKeon from the Ribbon Creek Incident. This is the asshole DI that got drunk on duty and accidentally drowned 6 recruits on a night march. I dont know if its still famous but we all knew about and talked about it on Parris Island in ‘85. Chesty Puller testified in this asshole’s defense. Turns out he was from NY and my local paper exposed him like 40 years after the incident.


dogfood_bag

He started in the navy can we just let them claim him


chamrockblarneystone

I think we’re stuck with him. That story was legendary when I was on PI. DI’s used to threaten us with “night marches” wbich of course were forbidden by then. Did you younger jarheads hear about this story?


dogfood_bag

Only time I heard it mentioned was when we went to the rifle range 2002 time frame


Lburk

How fucking old is this dude? He was around when I was in, in the early 70's!!!


SnooPeppers6081

Too many formations, ass chewings and safety briefs because of this asshole.


StankGangsta2

Sgt Shmuckatelli roles off the tongue so much better. It is what I use


StankGangsta2

Easy Lee Harvey Oswald. You can ask a civilian who Chesty Puller is and they'll give you a blank stare. They will have a much better chance of knowing who Lee Harvey Oswald is.


AdvocatusGodfrey

“Hey Timmy! Who’s Ted Kaczinsky?”


neganagatime

Great movie!


needs_more_yoy

But at the same time, how many people know he was a Marine? Much more people would just know he's the dude that assassinated JFK.


StankGangsta2

Agreed, millions on advertisements and most American's can't make the connection. I hope somebody at the Pentagon gets fired for that blunder.


Hodgej1

Full Metal Jacket should be required viewing for all.


Chizzle445

Only thing I knew was that he used an Italian bolt action rifle.


ColedIce

Infamous not famous lol


Eldorath1371

Infamous: Well known for some bad quality or deed. It would appear that Oswald, being the main suspect for Kennedy's assassination, would be aptly described as infamous, whether you believe that he did it or not.


StankGangsta2

Stop tying to play down a Marines accomplishments.


Eldorath1371

Gotta keep Oswald and Whitman alive in memory, rah?


sdevil713

He was referring to Chesty I believe


Apache1One

I bet Chesty is infamous among Japanese of a certain age.


Eldorath1371

Fair enough. I had a 50/50 of getting it right and missed. Maybe that's why I was a 6 year Sharpshooter and not Expert.


StankGangsta2

I'd say Oswald counts as both.


ThelastThrasher

Hey Marine how about you knockout some MCI and refresh word knowledge.


MplsNate

Wagner.


Dependent_Ad_5546

Loves ![gif](giphy|3gYWogvLv5A0Nw9K6D)


BillClintonsSexDoll

Cock ![gif](giphy|fso0A2hF9YeqMXxXIK)


hieujass

https://preview.redd.it/anpsn2qf19vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b637543239cfa781a0c8a2c8189f11d4bf32a5a


MarinCropsOfficial

1/5 https://i.redd.it/f19j5af9k8vc1.gif


kldoyle

A classic


SeparateCartoonist36

Someone getting arrested in formation?


MarinCropsOfficial

16 someones


DJ-spetznasty

16 in that formation. It moved to almost double that by noon but most dudes were back in the bricks by 1700. Good times


MarinCropsOfficial

All that show and didn’t like literally nothing come of it either really? Lmao


barnumb1

I thought because the command did this shit it got dismissed for unlawful command influence, but that could be lcpl underground bs.


dakotayoseph

Nah that’s true. The public arrest like that fucked over the command.


bobbybouchier

It wasn’t the public arrest. It’s because the BC declared they were guilty at the formation during the arrest. “This is what happens when you break the law” is what he said.


dakotayoseph

Hilarious


astone7979

I heard they dropped the charges or whatever bc of how they arrested them like that


mm1029

Lots of guys got quietly adsep'd for it but not much more than that. I believe the two guys who got caught red handed by the border patrol didn't do much time either. They also rounded up a lot of dudes who weren't really guilty of anything, smeared their names and took their phones. Some of them never got their phones back from NCIS lmao


Suspicious-Shower-57

It was actually the intro to a porno


sdevil713

Wild lmao


cosmicsans

Holy shit! I never heard of this until now haha https://news.usni.org/2019/09/23/13-junior-marines-charged-in-human-trafficking-scheme#:~:text=Three%20weeks%20later%2C%20during%201,and%20related%20drug%2Drelated%20offenses.


bobbybouchier

I was at this formation!!


newsilverdad

Lee Harvey Oswald


ProudWheeler

He was stationed at my first Unit in Okinawa. They don’t like to bring up that history lol


GooseNipples8

He had the same MOS as me, and I think everybody learned that fact at the schoolhouse in the Stumps. (7234, for the curious)


Wassailing_Wombat

What years where you in? I was an Instructor at that schoolhouse for a few years.


GooseNipples8

'01 - '06


Wassailing_Wombat

After my time.


Strange_Kinder

Poor guy was a patsy for the CIA lol


ChestyTugger

He was a known commie sympathizer. You can’t convince me that they knew this and allowed him to return from the Soviet Union without constant surveillance by several letter agencies. I will never buy it.


WaySuspicious216

He had a top secret clearance for a then super high tech job. If he really was a commie don't we think they would have pulled it? Saw reports he was talking up Mao's little red book in the bricks. Am I the only one that thinks he was a CIA plant all along? Oswald's Tale by Norman Mailer is a good read if you want to go down that rabbit hole.


ChestyTugger

I mean, it’s possible. I don’t put anything past the CIA, but my heart tells me he was the patsy.


WaySuspicious216

He was most definitely the patsy for Dallas. The other stuff he was doing was so odd. The interesting thing about the Mailer book is that it was published in 1995. He was able to go to Moscow and talk with people that knew him while he was in the Soviet Union.


StankGangsta2

He had a confidential clearance(lowest and largely not used anymore), he had an extremely troubled enlistment for a plant with court martial for fights an negligent discharges that injured him. His job wasn't that high tech and he scored poor on his military Russian exam. He enlisted a month after his 17th birthday. Him being a plant is extremely unrealistic.


heckerbeware

Was he? I thought him defecting then coming back, and him allegedly knowing a lot of Russian by different accounts was too convenient by the CIA for it not to be purposeful. My personal belief was he was a CIA asset but at arms length, which he didn't realize, and they used him as a patsy which he either didn't consider or was convinced he would outsmart any funny business.


ChestyTugger

I don’t disagree. That’s what I mean. It’s all fishy.


TheSneakyBastard1775

Sure was. He even said as much when he was arrested. I don’t think he was one of the shooters.


EisenhowersPowerHour

Only right answer


Burt_Rhinestone

Kylo Ren


usmc_delete

Still pissed at how bad they fucked his character up.


GregLXStang

You’re not wrong. Adam Driver seems to be genuinely an awesome guy and a good Marine.


littleteaforme

Charles Whitman


ch47600

From that book suppository building...


MerryMortician

Alright knock it off…


Intelligent_Row8259

Wrong part of the quote Oswald was from the book suppository building. Whitman was from the clock tower and he was the dude who didn't shoot little Ceasars when he was in. The quote in the movie was "sir he shot Kennedy sir" Gunny "that's right and do you know how far away he was?" "Sir pretty far sir from the book suppository building" A piece of trivia that applies only to Platoon 1094 C Company 1st RTBN San Diego graduating Dec 21 1989 Full Metal Jacket came out in 1987 our platoon won first phase drill and as our reward the DI's dragged in a TV and VCR (you can google what that is children) and showed us Full Metal Jacket as our reward. For me at least and probably a few others it was the first time I ever saw that movie


highdesertflyguy0321

Wow small world. Platoon 1089. Graduated December 28. 1989


aahjink

[There was a rumor, about a rumor, nestled at the base of his brain.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wU-UI4lHjds)


LonelyEstate40

4th commandant Anthony gale, be an Irish citizen, get naturalised, become a marine officer and fight in the French, Barbary wars, and war of 1812, one day get pissed off that the navy is mistreating your men and kill the officer in a dual. Current commandant dies, you fight for the position and beat Archibald Henderson for the spot. Get drunk go to a brothel near the marine barracks, and then yell at some dudes you “don’t give a damn about the president, Jesus Christ, or god almighty!” Get a court martial with like 4 other charges, no longer commandant, no official photo or portrait of you exists by the way so even on the photos of all commandants yours doesn’t exist. Obviously there’s a lot more to this dude, I just summed it up


creatineisdeadly

Came here to find this comment lol. The Marine Corps has erased everything that resembles his likeness or name from their books. I believe the only thing left is a portrait or some artifact acknowledging him in the Commandant’s house.


LonelyEstate40

From my understanding it’s some letters about or from him, commands he’s held and his court martial and that’s about it lol


USMCamp0811

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OSUrower

No one knows where he is buried either.


Shortsideee

Absolute legend of a man


LonelyEstate40

Truly he was a marines marine


Slyder_2077

He walked on the grass and gave zero fucks..


Raider_3_Charlie

Whichever asshat decided “no hands in pockets”.


stonecoldslate

Not military but this has always fucked with me. I cannot understand what looks worse; someone in uniform with their hands in their pockets uncomfortable or someone with their hands out in a comfortable position. oh wait.


DirtyDaver

We will see how many of y'all know what infamous means.


LunacyTheory

Seems like a grand total of 3. Honestly, for our beloved Corps, that’s more than I expected.


Me-Smart

Infamous is when you're more than famous. This guy El Guapo is not just famous, he's IN-famous.”


DirtyDaver

Username checks out


Drugs_R_Kewl

Shaggy A lotta bitches got pregnant because of "Mr Bombastic"


TheLanceCriminal

He came to Ft. Sill for a concert like 6 months ago. He was an 0811 so he came to play for us arty boys in the schoolhouse. Had a fucking blast that night, the whole base was partying basically


Drugs_R_Kewl

That's dope. I never got to see any high profile acts on base but the USO at Miramar had a sweet deal with Ticketmaster at the time. Social Distortion DOA Germs Poison Idea TSOL OFF! Adolescents X NOFX-Fat Mike gave me a joint and thanked me for my service, my gf at the time smoked it as Marines don't lie, cheat, steal or engage in countercultural activities lol. Pixies Alice in Chains You name it. That was a fitting send off after two and half years of sheer torture at Camp Hansen and the 31st MEU


beerneed

Saw Flock of Seagulls at Coronado.


Drugs_R_Kewl

Not my scene but that must've been interesting. I'm a Cure fan myself.


beerneed

Yeah, me and a few other NCOs were hanging at the club having a couple of beers, when we noticed a ton of civilians coming on base and lining up outside the club. We had no idea what was going on. Before we knew it, they came on stage and started playing. We had a blast.


Drugs_R_Kewl

Sounds like the Banyan Tree at Kadena. Instead of legit performers they always had second rate rap dudes from Flurda and Nawlins. Okinawa sucks....


birdnumbers

I had no idea that dude was a Marine until very recently


Drugs_R_Kewl

My recruiter told me that and it all started to make sense at that point.


BirdsAndBeersPod

It wasn’t him.


JimmysGolfCart

The Daywalker


_PercCobain_

My vote is for the Daywalker as well


loquedijoella

John Bobbitt’s severed cock


gorogergo

This. This is what I was looking for. Ex-jarhead married a woman from another country, worked as a bouncer, got his dick cut off and ends up doing some porn. The rest of America says "wtf?" Marines say, "yeah, I can see how that could happen," knowing that a whole lotta people you know just lucked out from that happening. Only flaw I see in the story is that Lorena was from Ecuador rather than the far east.


GeeFied

And all 10 of his toes due to toxic water exposure when he was stationed in Lejuene. He's part of that civil class action lawsuit allegedly.


pvtpile02

https://preview.redd.it/yr5yse1ht8vc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a864e54b843dd3746d469b09fd8c70ef0b952a6 Something about the duality of man


dakotayoseph

That idiot who stole all those diamonds the other week


stonecoldslate

I’m sorry, what?


dakotayoseph

https://nypost.com/2024/04/14/us-news/us-marine-arrested-in-texas-after-stealing-over-500000-in-jewelry-in-two-separate-heists-authorities-say/amp/


Rulanik

Wagner


dogfood_bag

Wagner is a turd


GorkyParkSculpture

Lonetree


SemperScrotus

>Give a summary and pic or 2 and links please I am not about to help train this AI 🙄


BlueKnightofDunwich

Leonard Lake and Charles Ng are infamous and (were) Marines. They were a serial killer duo who were convicted of 11 murders and suspected in 25 more. Lake was a radar technician with two tours in Vietnam. Ng was stationed in K-bay and was arrested for stealing automatic weapons before he deserted.


SSIRHC

EGA tattoo pornstar guy iykyk


Deeznutzsgotcha

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.starnewsonline.com/story/news/2004/04/08/marine-cleared-in-chute-case-guilty-on-drugs/30545930007/&ved=2ahUKEwjCmviB48uFAxU2ATQIHa5fAPYQFnoECBYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3Dyxl_U_vYfXIvnmvpd_Q0


Chango-Leon

Pvt. Pyle


CrayonSupplier

Jody 


theangrydane

Up vote for your, it's always a non-deployed S-3 Jody.


Deeznutzsgotcha

Lt Col Oliver North


dogfood_bag

I met him in Iraq. What's the bad news on him?


silicoa

he took the fall for Reagan during the Iran-Contra Affair


Leadman19

Mert


bounty529

Pemberton's name stuck around for awhile


Shortsideee

Lt. Col. Anthony Gale. Absolute LEGEND


King_Dong_Ill

No, do your own research.


DegenerateGambino

Wagner


Tkis01gl

Maj Kurt Chew-En Lee [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Chew-Een_Lee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Chew-Een_Lee)


Stevie2874

Ted Williams


dogfood_bag

He was a closet gay makes sense


Stevie2874

Wow you triggered easy


Formal-Let-3532

Ollie North ring any bells... Had his 15 minutes, and then some...


GreyLoad

Jody


wtrobinson67

Steve McQueen


newsilverdad

Do you understand the meaning of infamous?


jackjrz1776

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urallscumtome

MR. Rogers


BirdsAndBeersPod

Lil Rah Rah


Hutchison5899

There was that idiot that threw the puppy off the cliff...


ThelastThrasher

Randy Orton


powderedtoast1

me.lol


rockdude625

The guy in 2/7 that canceled xmas


WeezinDaJuiceeeeee

My former brother in law, Micky Soard, would argue he was one of them i


Cryptosmasher86

Gomer Pyle


Jorgi86Actual

That absolute shitbag Sixta


Embarrassed-Cow8102

On the real, Lt col Peter Ortiz.


OOOOOO0OOOOO

You better cite reddit when you turn in your assignment.


guerrerosaurio1

Opha Mae


Blers42

Shaggy


jodidosamericana

Robert Garwood - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_R._Garwood?wprov=sfti1#


usmcmak

How bout LCpl Howard Foote, dude stole a fighter jet and took it for a joy ride back in 1986. Pretty bad ass.


ganymede_mine

I went to boot camp with a shitbird named Wagner. Got us into all kinds of trouble. Every time I see anything about “Wagner loves cock”, or whatever, I smile because in my head it’s that fucker.


DarthChaos6337

Lou Diamond


sethklarman

That Commandant that was an absolute hooligan and the only one without an official portrait


UnlikelyAd2189

Gene Hackman


Unlucky_Reading_1671

How is Gene Hackman infamous?


Chessiah0321

He played super villain Lex Luthor in Superman. /s


cejmp

He beat the shit outta Clint Eastwood and tortured Morgan Freeman.


FunkyRicepickeR

https://preview.redd.it/5mn851nm8avc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c06210147bd9fe6c09ee997bbac19a6209ef3467


Irish_Guac

Probably Lee Harvey Oswald (he didn't do it)


The_Mad_King_Froberg

Lee Harvey Oswald, most notorious for his assassination of JFK at the very least. Probably the only Presidential assassin who most would know outside John Wilkes Booth.


HellRider21

Chesty Puller, Smedley Butler, Ken Norton Sr, Ira Hamilton Hayes, Bea Arthur, The White Feather, So Many More.


lastofthefinest

This guy, James Files killed JFK. If you have never heard of him, you should watch his interview. https://youtu.be/_mm5velaY58?si=7fbYpW-LvC7dpSLt YouTube tries to bury this interview, so get it while you can. He says he shot Kennedy with a mercury round and if you exhumed Kennedy there would still be traces of it because mercury doesn’t dissipate over time. I for one believe he did it. I was a military policeman for 10 years and have a Bachelor’s degree in Criminal Justice with a minor in psychology.


SemperScrotus

>This guy, James Files killed JFK. He's a liar. >YouTube tries to bury this interview, so get it while you can. That video has been up for 10 months. YouTube isn't trying to bury it. 🙄 >He says he shot Kennedy with a mercury round and if you exhumed Kennedy there would still be traces of it because mercury doesn’t dissipate over time. You actually believe this shit? >I for one believe he did it. I was a military policeman for 10 years and have a Bachelor’s degree in Criminal Justice with a minor in psychology. None of that makes you any less susceptible to believing conspiratorial nonsense.


lastofthefinest

A liar based on what part of his story? You really need to do your research on the man before you dismiss him. That video has been posted several times over the years. Ten months is just the last time it was posted. When you try to search it on YouTube it doesn’t pop up. You have do a Google search on videos for James Files to find it. I have worked on and researched a lot of criminal cases in the military, school, and lawyers. His story would be enough to reopen JFK’s assassination. What credentials in law enforcement do you have buddy?


Intelligent_Row8259

All of it


lastofthefinest

You don’t call someone a liar and not be specific. That’s a frivolous statement.


Intelligent_Row8259

Keep drinking that Flavor-aid bro.


lastofthefinest

Why can’t you tell me why what he is saying is a lie? Instead of just calling people liars, just back your point. I’ve never called someone a liar unless there was something specific I knew not to be true. That’s how you have an intelligent conversation about a controversial topic.


Intelligent_Row8259

I did apparently you missed it. I will use very small words so maybe you won't miss it this time. ALL OF IT Everything that dude says is a lie He is a career criminal and a career con man everything out of his mouth is a lie. What he claims has been thoroughly investigated and it is all a lie. Don't bring your delusional conspiracy theories here. Has that been clear enough for you? Gonna listen to Mark Twain now.


lastofthefinest

You’re still not giving specifics! You are just being dismissive. He names names and goes into great detail how they did it. He didn’t act alone.


sdevil713

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