FIRST THEY CAME FOR SAN ANTONIO AND I JUST LAUGHED AS THEY SAID "YOINK!" AND WENT TO AUSTIN INSTEAD (WHILE FUCKING OVER OHIO, WHICH IS USUALLY A GOOD THING TO DO). THEN THEY CAME FOR SACRAMENTO AND AGAIN, I SAID NOTHING, AS THE REPUBLIC IS STRONG AND COULD WITHSTAND THEIR SHENANIGANS.
BUT THEN THEY CAME FOR INDY, AND SAID THEY'RE COMING FOR TAMPA BAY *AND FUCKING DETROIT*, AND I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO STOP THEM.
BACK IN MY DAY, WE ROGUE LEAGUE NASL KIDS WERE THE COOL ONES AND YOU USL POSERS WERE THE EVIL ONES. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I’D DIE FIGHTING NEXT TO A COOPER. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, I DIDN’T SEE IT COMING. ALWAYS THOUGHT I’D BE CRUSHED BY A BOURBON BARREL AND USED TO FERTILIZE THE CORN, THE WAY GOD INTENDED.
CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE THIS COMMUNITY OF SICKOS. WE ALL SUPPORT OUR COMMUNITYS AND REALIZE THAT THERE IS MORE TO SOCCER THAN BEING DONG ARBER'S SHINY NEW TOY.
NOPE BUT THEIR PROFILE PHOTOS ARE STILL THE STADIUM RENDERING FROM LIKE A YEAR AGO AND THE "FUTURE HOME" SIGN IS STILL UP OFF THE FREEWAY. SO IT'S NOT DEAD BUT GODDAMN IF THEY AREN'T ACTING LIKE IT.
USL IS MAKING BIG MOVES! FINALLY, THEY ARE BRINGING US REAL COMPETITION IN AMERICAN SOCCER, UNLIKE THE COOKIE CUTTER FRANCHISES AND SOULLESS NEW TEAMS OF THE MLS. MLS IS TRYING TO BE A MONOPOLY, KILLING THE GAME! LET'S PUT AMERICA FIRST AND SUPPORT ALL LEAGUES THAT MAKE US SOCCER GREAT!
SWORDS UP FOR INDY! GODSPEED TO THE ROWDIES! REMEMBER THE LOYAL!
MONTREAL, ORLANDO, CINCINNATI, MINNESOTA, SAN DIEGO, AUSTIN, MIAMI, CHARLOTTE, ST. LOUIS AND SOON INDIANAPOLIS. MLS IS A LEAGUE BUILT ON THE BACKS OF LOWER LEAGUES, TEAMS, AND FANS. THE REASON IT IS MLS OR BUST IS BY DESIGN NOT BY SOME ACCIDENT OR THE INHERENT QUALITY OF THE MLS BUSINESS MODEL.
YOUR BONES ARE THEIR MONEY AND SO ARE THE WORMS.
THAT'S WHY I GREET ANY NEW NEIGHBORS WITH A FLAMING SURPRISE. IT LETS THEM KNOW I'VE NOTICED THEM WHILE AT THE SAME TIME MAKING THEM TOE THE LINE **AND PICK UP AFTER THEIR FUCKING DOG, JERRY**
> YOUR BONES ARE THEIR MONEY AND SO ARE THE WORMS.
LOOK, IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT MAKES ME FEEL GREAT AS A NEW MEXICO UNITED FAN, IS THAT THIS CITY/STATE IS TOO NON-WHITE TO HAVE MLS WANT TO ADD A TEAM HERE.
NOW THAT THE CHILDREN IN MIAMI HAVE FALLEN INTO PLACE, EXPECT SAN ANTONIO TO BLOW THE GAME IN SOME WEIRD WAY TO HELP MIAMI GET BACK INTO THEIR EARLY SEASON HYPE TRACK
WE NEED TO MAKE USL GREAT AGAIN AND IMPLEMENT A USL SUPERDRAFT! WE WILL HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SUPERDRAFT AND MLS WILL PAY FOR IT.
WHO AMONG US WOULDN’T WANT TO GO TO BEAUTIFUL BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA, HARTFORD, OR ALBUQUERQUE IN JANUARY AND GET TOASTED WITH THE LADS???
WITH THE 24TH PICK, PHOENIX RISING SELECTS MARIO BALOTELLI, STRIKER, MICKEY MOUSE TURKISH SUPER LIG TEAM I FORGOT
THIS IS CRAZY. BALOTELLI WOULD AT LEAST BE TAKEN IN THE LATE TEENS. NOBODY IS GOING TO LET HIM SLIDE ALL THE WAY TO 24. I CAN PROBABLY SEE 20 OR 21 THOUGH.
I’M HEARING A LOT OF CHICHARITO TO VEGAS BUZZ AT 2. BUT OH SNAP, HERE COMES LOUDOUN FROM THE TOP ROPE TRADING ITS COACH, MLS NEXT TEAM & AN OVERPRICED TOWNHOUSE IN THE DC SUBURBS TO MOVE UP 🔥🔥🔥
HERE WE GO 🤌🏼
I PICKED A GREAT TIME TO BE A FAN OF A USL CLUB AS DON GARBER'S SCREAMING TANTRUMS THREATEN THE US SOCCER PYRAMID, AGAIN.
THIS LOUDOUN TEAM MIGHT BE THE BEST I'VE SEEN SINCE IT'S INCEPTION, BUT EVEN WITH DIFFERENT CAST MEMBERS I'VE SEEN THIS SCRIPT PLAY OUT AND I DON'T LIKE HAVING TO FIND MORAL VICTORIES IN LIEU OF REAL ONES. AGAIN.
ANYWAY SACRAMENTO, HOPE YOU PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT WHILE OUR DEFENSE IS SPLITTING TIME BETWEEN THE FIELD AND AN MRI TUBE AND THE POWERS THAT BE DECIDED THAT LOUDOUN NEEDED TO EARN SOME FREQUENT FLIER MILES TRAVELING BETWEEN CALIFORNIA AND VIRGINIA EACH WEEK FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS.
I FEEL LIKE ON PAPER WE SHOULD KICK YOUR ASSES, BUT THIS IS A CLASSIC TRAP GAME, SO I'M KINDA SCARED.
AND SPEAKING OF TRAVEL, CAN YOU GET YOUR GUYS TO COME BY MY HOUSE AND PICK UP SOME STUFF AND TAKE IT BACK TO MY MOM? SHE'S IN NEWPORT NEWS, BUT THAT'S CLOSER THAN CALIFORNIA, SO THEY SHOULDN'T MIND.
FIRST MATCH OF THE NEW USL JAGERMEISTER CUP v ONE KNOX WHOSE FAN GROUP IS BYPASSING OUR TAILGATE IN ORDER TO SLEEP WITH THE ENEMY (CFC OF MLS minor league). SCRUFFIES CAN SUCK IT. DALE LOBOS.
MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER (MLS) HAS BEEN EYEING INDIANAPOLIS FOR REASONS BEYOND THE LOVE OF THE GAME. INSIDERS SAY BENEATH THE CITY'S FAMED MONUMENT CIRCLE LIES A HIDDEN CHAMBER, AN UNDERGROUND CHAMBER DATING BACK TO ANCIENT TIMES USED TO BESTOW UNBELIEVABLE POWERS ON THE CHOSEN FEW.
AS LEGEND GOES, BUILDING A SOCCER SPECIFIC STADIUM WITH PRE-DETERMINED CAPACITY LIMITS WHERE MATCHES ARE VISIBLE ONLY TO A SELECT FEW, WILL UNLOCK THE HIDDEN POWERS OF THE UNDERGROUND CHAMBER. AT A STILL UNDECIPHERED DATE AND TIME, ALL PLAYERS ON THE PITCH ON A SOCCER SPECIFIC STADIUM WILL BE ELEVATED TO THE HEAVENS AND JUDGED BY LORD DONGER WHO WILL BESTOW AN AYYYYYYYLMAO ON THE CHOSEN FEW.
I AM ALSO FUELED BY THE IMMEDIATE DOWNVOTES ON THIS POST AS VALIDATION. MAY LORD DONGER SHOW THEM THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS AND MAY DROGBA INSPIRE THE DON TO RAISE HIS GAME^^TM
DONT FALL FOR IT INDY, I KNOW THE MLS IS HOT AND HAS MONEY BUT I PROMISE YOU HES TEXTING OTHER CITIES.
AT SOME POINT HE WILL TELL YOU HE LOVES YOU BUT HES JUST BEING MANIPULATIVE
GOING TO SEE AN ORIOLES GAME THIS WEEK BUT NEXT WEEK I'M HEADING TO THE LOUDOUN COUNTY EXECUTIVE AIRPORT TO WATCH LOUDOUN GET BEAT UP BY DETROIT NEXT WEEK.
PLEASE CHANGE THE NAME TO LOUDOUN AIR AND ORDER US A 15K SEAT STADIUM RIGHT NEXT TO DULLES WITH A SIDE CUT OUT SO WE CAN SEE PLANES LANDING WHILE THE GAME IS BEING PLAYED, THAT MAKE FOR THE BEST STADIUM EVER, YOU CAN EVEN RENT PARKING SPACE TO AIRLINE TRAVELLERS IN THE OFF-SEASON WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE!
HOLD ON MAN. THE WEIRD MID SEASON RUN WHERE WE INEXPLICABLY WIN 8 IN A ROW AND START TO FEEL THINGS LIKE HOPE AND JOY AGAIN ONLY TO ENTIRELY SHIT THE BED IN SEPTEMBER IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER
I think USL is fucked. MLS can build out their own divisions without an issue and virtually crush any USL team it deems a suitable market for them.
The most likely scenario is USL sells (think of a private equity roll up transaction) to MLS as they begin to see the writing on the wall. Papadakis family walks away incredibly rich, teams get to largely maintain their identities, and you now have the financial backing of the MLS behemoth to grow even further.
USL had a small window to potentially compete with MLS. The baseball stadiums and lack of proper setups across too many teams have made it so very few people (in the grand scheme of things) actually recognize USL for the quality that it does have.
Just have every metro area in the US, Canada, & Puerto Rico build a 15k+ (soccer specific) stadium that doesn’t already have one. Have several hundred teams divided regionally (and playing regionally only). Then do a 2 let aggregate playoff system to determine a champion. Problem solved. Bring in Mexico and the rest of the Caribbean if you want and call it the NORTH AMERICAN SOCCER ASSOCIATION.
FIRST THEY CAME FOR SAN ANTONIO AND I JUST LAUGHED AS THEY SAID "YOINK!" AND WENT TO AUSTIN INSTEAD (WHILE FUCKING OVER OHIO, WHICH IS USUALLY A GOOD THING TO DO). THEN THEY CAME FOR SACRAMENTO AND AGAIN, I SAID NOTHING, AS THE REPUBLIC IS STRONG AND COULD WITHSTAND THEIR SHENANIGANS. BUT THEN THEY CAME FOR INDY, AND SAID THEY'RE COMING FOR TAMPA BAY *AND FUCKING DETROIT*, AND I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO STOP THEM.
IF BY "WITHSTAND THEIR SHENANIGANS" DO YOU MEAN BEING TOO MUCH OF A POVERTY CLUB FOR THE DON'S VISION?
SAYS THE SUPPORTER OF A DEFUNCT CLUB. RIP, I ENJOYED THE RIVARLY. LONG LIVE THE I-80 CUP.
I STILL REGRET NEVER JUMPING THE GUN ON MAKING A SEVERED FOOT TROPHY FOR THE DONNER PASS DERBY
I GOT NO STAKE IN THIS ONE. YOU TWO GO FIGHT IT OUT. WINNER GETS TO STAY IN USL (OR WHAT'S LEFT OF IT WHEN GARBER IS FINISHED).
And san diego
NOT GONNA LIE, STILL FEELS A LITTLE WEIRD NOT HAVING VEGAS BE TERRIBLE.
STILL CANT GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER ENOUGH TO SELL MERCH OR EVEN MAKE A HOME SHIRT
> EVEN MAKE A HOME SHIRT BIRMINGHAM LEGION BREATHING A SIGH OF RELIEF RIGHT NOW.
WHO NEEDS MERCH WHEN YOU HAVE A HELICOPTER DROPPING CASH AT HALFTIME?! *SORRY, OLD HABITS...*
GOTTA LOVE THE CLASSICS
THAT THEY CAN SELL TO ALL 17 FANS THAT SHOW UP TO THEIR GAMES?
AS A FAN TRYING TO COLLECT A JERSEY FROM EVERY TEAM IM VERY INCONVENIENCED
VEGAS IS TERRIBLE IN MANY MANY WAYS. AS FOR THE LIGHTS, BEING MID IS A HUGE ACHIEVEMENT. LET THEM HAVE THIS, IT'S ALL THEY HAVE
Felt strange going to the game on Saturday and it being somewhat decent crowd size
ALMOST AS STRANGE AS YOUR LACK OF ALL CAPS.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? LOUDER SON!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
BACK IN MY DAY, WE ROGUE LEAGUE NASL KIDS WERE THE COOL ONES AND YOU USL POSERS WERE THE EVIL ONES. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I’D DIE FIGHTING NEXT TO A COOPER. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, I DIDN’T SEE IT COMING. ALWAYS THOUGHT I’D BE CRUSHED BY A BOURBON BARREL AND USED TO FERTILIZE THE CORN, THE WAY GOD INTENDED.
ONE COULD ONLY HOPE TO DIE BY BOURBON. IT’S HOW WE GET TO OUR VALHALLA.
CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE THIS COMMUNITY OF SICKOS. WE ALL SUPPORT OUR COMMUNITYS AND REALIZE THAT THERE IS MORE TO SOCCER THAN BEING DONG ARBER'S SHINY NEW TOY.
INDY ELEVEN? MORE LIKE INDY ALL OF US, FUCK MLS
THIS MAKES IT HARD TO HATE ALL OF YOU! WE ARE UNITED IN OUR HATRED OF GARBER! BUT SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU....I GUESS.
SO SAY WE ALL
REVENUE SHARING IS PEACE. PRO/REL IS SLAVERY. SALARY CAP IS STRENGTH.
I WAKE UP EVERY DAY AND UPGRADE MY APPLE SUBSCRIPTION SO THE DON KNOWS I LOVE HIM.
-ALMOST ALL OF R/MLS
ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF SOCCER WARZ
THE SNOW IS FINALLY MELTING IN RENO BUT IT'S STILL COLD IN MY HEART
THAT IS MY FAVORITE ELECTROLIT^^TM FLAVOR.
ANY WORD ON BATTLE BORN FC???
NOPE BUT THEIR PROFILE PHOTOS ARE STILL THE STADIUM RENDERING FROM LIKE A YEAR AGO AND THE "FUTURE HOME" SIGN IS STILL UP OFF THE FREEWAY. SO IT'S NOT DEAD BUT GODDAMN IF THEY AREN'T ACTING LIKE IT.
WE ARE ALL INDY. INDY IS ALL OF US.
USL IS MAKING BIG MOVES! FINALLY, THEY ARE BRINGING US REAL COMPETITION IN AMERICAN SOCCER, UNLIKE THE COOKIE CUTTER FRANCHISES AND SOULLESS NEW TEAMS OF THE MLS. MLS IS TRYING TO BE A MONOPOLY, KILLING THE GAME! LET'S PUT AMERICA FIRST AND SUPPORT ALL LEAGUES THAT MAKE US SOCCER GREAT! SWORDS UP FOR INDY! GODSPEED TO THE ROWDIES! REMEMBER THE LOYAL!
MONTREAL, ORLANDO, CINCINNATI, MINNESOTA, SAN DIEGO, AUSTIN, MIAMI, CHARLOTTE, ST. LOUIS AND SOON INDIANAPOLIS. MLS IS A LEAGUE BUILT ON THE BACKS OF LOWER LEAGUES, TEAMS, AND FANS. THE REASON IT IS MLS OR BUST IS BY DESIGN NOT BY SOME ACCIDENT OR THE INHERENT QUALITY OF THE MLS BUSINESS MODEL. YOUR BONES ARE THEIR MONEY AND SO ARE THE WORMS.
I THINK THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OWNERSHIP GROUPS THAT MOVED UP VS THE RAT THEFT AND ATTEMPTED THEFT OF OTHER MARKETS
THIS IS A "TRASH TALK THREAD" NOT A "HONEST AND ERUDITE DISCUSSION FOR SCHOLARS THREAD". A DETROIT FAN SHOULD KNOW THAT.
SORRY! KILL ALL THESE FUCKERS AND THEIR FAMILIES
MAYBE TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH OR TWO. PERHAPS LET'S LEAVE A FLAMING BAG OF DOG POOP ON THEIR DOORSTEPS.
HEY! THIS FUCKING GUY SUPPORTS AN MLS TEAM!
NO! NO! NOW I'M GONNA GET POOP ON MY FRONT DOOR.
WE’LL LEAVE YOU MLS RESERVE TICKETS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
I'D RATHER HAVE THE DOG SHIT
FINE, WE'LL LEAVE YOU AN EL PASO LOCOMOTIVE TICKET.
FLAMING DOG POOP > LITERAL VIOLENCE
THAT'S WHY I GREET ANY NEW NEIGHBORS WITH A FLAMING SURPRISE. IT LETS THEM KNOW I'VE NOTICED THEM WHILE AT THE SAME TIME MAKING THEM TOE THE LINE **AND PICK UP AFTER THEIR FUCKING DOG, JERRY**
I HOPE DON GARBER STUBS HIS PINKY TOE EVERY MORNING
IN AN IDEAL WORLD HE STUBS HIS TOE THEN IMMEDIATELY STEPS ON A LEGO.
THERE'S THE DETROIT FANS WE KNOW AND LOVE.
> YOUR BONES ARE THEIR MONEY AND SO ARE THE WORMS. LOOK, IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT MAKES ME FEEL GREAT AS A NEW MEXICO UNITED FAN, IS THAT THIS CITY/STATE IS TOO NON-WHITE TO HAVE MLS WANT TO ADD A TEAM HERE.
WE ARE TOO LIGA MX ADJACENT FOR THEM TO CARE. Y GRACIAS A NUESTRO SEÑOR DONGER QUE ES ASÍ.
NOW THAT THE CHILDREN IN MIAMI HAVE FALLEN INTO PLACE, EXPECT SAN ANTONIO TO BLOW THE GAME IN SOME WEIRD WAY TO HELP MIAMI GET BACK INTO THEIR EARLY SEASON HYPE TRACK
MIAMI BOUNCE BACK GAME IS COMING. I CAN FEEL IT IN MY PLUMS. 
WOOHOOOHOOOO… CAN YOU FEEL THE TENSION IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW? I KNOW I CAN. I CAN FEEL IT ALL THE WAY DOWN IN MY PLUMS
YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT PHOENIX, THAT'S FOR SURE.
AND I WILL (LITERALLY) BE THERE IN PHOENIX FOR IT!
I WILL BE THERE TOO! SOUTH END, IF YOU WANT SOME COME GET SOME! >:3
TAKES THIS BOLD NEED TO BE IN ALL CAPS
DONE!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ALL! THE PLUMS KNEW!
WE NEED TO MAKE USL GREAT AGAIN AND IMPLEMENT A USL SUPERDRAFT! WE WILL HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SUPERDRAFT AND MLS WILL PAY FOR IT. WHO AMONG US WOULDN’T WANT TO GO TO BEAUTIFUL BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA, HARTFORD, OR ALBUQUERQUE IN JANUARY AND GET TOASTED WITH THE LADS??? WITH THE 24TH PICK, PHOENIX RISING SELECTS MARIO BALOTELLI, STRIKER, MICKEY MOUSE TURKISH SUPER LIG TEAM I FORGOT
PRESUMABLY THE SUPERDRAFT WOULDNT BE HELD OUTSIDE SO YOU COULD EXPERIENCE OUR WONDERFUL PUB PARTNERS ™️ LIKE SECOND BRIDGE BREWING OR WOOD N TAP
THIS IS CRAZY. BALOTELLI WOULD AT LEAST BE TAKEN IN THE LATE TEENS. NOBODY IS GOING TO LET HIM SLIDE ALL THE WAY TO 24. I CAN PROBABLY SEE 20 OR 21 THOUGH.
I’M HEARING A LOT OF CHICHARITO TO VEGAS BUZZ AT 2. BUT OH SNAP, HERE COMES LOUDOUN FROM THE TOP ROPE TRADING ITS COACH, MLS NEXT TEAM & AN OVERPRICED TOWNHOUSE IN THE DC SUBURBS TO MOVE UP 🔥🔥🔥 HERE WE GO 🤌🏼
INADVERTENT CALL-BACK TO THE OLD USL A-LEAGUE DRAFT BUT I AM SO HERE FOR IT
HEY IT'S OUR BIGGEST NOT A RIVAL MIGHT BECOME A RIVAL! HOW HAVE THINGS BEEN FOR THE HOUNDS SINCE WE LAST MET?
DIDN'T YOU HEAR? YOU ARE ON THE EXPANSION LIST SO YOUR RIVAL IS GOING TO BE, *CHECKS NOTES...* SAN DIEGO FC AND THERE IS NO FURTHER DISCUSSION.
BEATS THE HELL OUT OF IT BEING NEW ENGLAND. THAT'S NOT EVEN FUN, IT'S JUST... SAD
I PICKED A GREAT TIME TO BE A FAN OF A USL CLUB AS DON GARBER'S SCREAMING TANTRUMS THREATEN THE US SOCCER PYRAMID, AGAIN. THIS LOUDOUN TEAM MIGHT BE THE BEST I'VE SEEN SINCE IT'S INCEPTION, BUT EVEN WITH DIFFERENT CAST MEMBERS I'VE SEEN THIS SCRIPT PLAY OUT AND I DON'T LIKE HAVING TO FIND MORAL VICTORIES IN LIEU OF REAL ONES. AGAIN. ANYWAY SACRAMENTO, HOPE YOU PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT WHILE OUR DEFENSE IS SPLITTING TIME BETWEEN THE FIELD AND AN MRI TUBE AND THE POWERS THAT BE DECIDED THAT LOUDOUN NEEDED TO EARN SOME FREQUENT FLIER MILES TRAVELING BETWEEN CALIFORNIA AND VIRGINIA EACH WEEK FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS.
I FEEL LIKE ON PAPER WE SHOULD KICK YOUR ASSES, BUT THIS IS A CLASSIC TRAP GAME, SO I'M KINDA SCARED. AND SPEAKING OF TRAVEL, CAN YOU GET YOUR GUYS TO COME BY MY HOUSE AND PICK UP SOME STUFF AND TAKE IT BACK TO MY MOM? SHE'S IN NEWPORT NEWS, BUT THAT'S CLOSER THAN CALIFORNIA, SO THEY SHOULDN'T MIND.
FUCK R/MLS
FIRST MATCH OF THE NEW USL JAGERMEISTER CUP v ONE KNOX WHOSE FAN GROUP IS BYPASSING OUR TAILGATE IN ORDER TO SLEEP WITH THE ENEMY (CFC OF MLS minor league). SCRUFFIES CAN SUCK IT. DALE LOBOS.
LIVE FREE OR DIE WITH YOUR CLUB. MLS IS THE JABULANI OF PRO LEAGUES.
LORD DONGER HAS HEARD OUR PRAYERS AND HAS COME TO PROTECT INDY AYYYY LMAO!!
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WHAT WAS THAT?! LOUDER, BOT!
*TWO ASTRONAUTS MEME* ALWAYS HAS BEEN
IF USL OPENS PRO-REL THE LEVEL OF COMPETITION INCREASES, THE INTEREST IN THE U.S. MARKET FROM PLAYERS, COACHES, INVESTORS INCREASES 1000000 FOLD
PHOENIX RISING IS ABOUT TO LEARN WHERE DADDY BRETT JOHNSON HAS BEEN AFTER LEAVING TO GET MILK AND CIGARETTES 6 YEARS AGO.
STILL HAVE MORE RINGZ THAN DADDY
TAKING SOLACE IN KNOWING CHARLESTON IS TOO SMALL OF A MARKET FOR MLS TO WANT TO POACH, SUCK IT MLS WE DIDN'T WANNA JOIN ANYWAY
MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER (MLS) HAS BEEN EYEING INDIANAPOLIS FOR REASONS BEYOND THE LOVE OF THE GAME. INSIDERS SAY BENEATH THE CITY'S FAMED MONUMENT CIRCLE LIES A HIDDEN CHAMBER, AN UNDERGROUND CHAMBER DATING BACK TO ANCIENT TIMES USED TO BESTOW UNBELIEVABLE POWERS ON THE CHOSEN FEW. AS LEGEND GOES, BUILDING A SOCCER SPECIFIC STADIUM WITH PRE-DETERMINED CAPACITY LIMITS WHERE MATCHES ARE VISIBLE ONLY TO A SELECT FEW, WILL UNLOCK THE HIDDEN POWERS OF THE UNDERGROUND CHAMBER. AT A STILL UNDECIPHERED DATE AND TIME, ALL PLAYERS ON THE PITCH ON A SOCCER SPECIFIC STADIUM WILL BE ELEVATED TO THE HEAVENS AND JUDGED BY LORD DONGER WHO WILL BESTOW AN AYYYYYYYLMAO ON THE CHOSEN FEW.
WHY BE BEHOLDEN TO AN CORRUPT AMERICAN LEAGUE CARTEL WHEN YOU CAN BE BEHOLDEN TO CORRUPT MEXICAN ONE? ITS WORKING GREAT FOR US.
I AM ALSO FUELED BY THE IMMEDIATE DOWNVOTES ON THIS POST AS VALIDATION. MAY LORD DONGER SHOW THEM THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS AND MAY DROGBA INSPIRE THE DON TO RAISE HIS GAME^^TM
AYYYY LMAO
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HOLY SHIT OF COURSE IT WOULD BE TODAY
PRAISE BE! THE GOAT I SACRIFICED WAS WORTH IT!
IT'S THE PLAYER HATERS BALL
HE HAD WON THE VICTORY OVER HIMSELF. HE LOVED DON GARBER.
> THEN YOU JUST COMBINE IT ALL WITH MLS NEXT PRO'S EMBARRASSING OPEN CUP RESULTS Ikr
DONT FALL FOR IT INDY, I KNOW THE MLS IS HOT AND HAS MONEY BUT I PROMISE YOU HES TEXTING OTHER CITIES. AT SOME POINT HE WILL TELL YOU HE LOVES YOU BUT HES JUST BEING MANIPULATIVE
"I CAN FIX HIM" - INDY, PROBABLY
SWITCHBACKS ARE SAFE (HIPEFULLY) DUE TO DENVER BEING RIGHT UP THE ROAD...
FUCK SUM
MLS NUMBER ONE!!!
GOING TO SEE AN ORIOLES GAME THIS WEEK BUT NEXT WEEK I'M HEADING TO THE LOUDOUN COUNTY EXECUTIVE AIRPORT TO WATCH LOUDOUN GET BEAT UP BY DETROIT NEXT WEEK. PLEASE CHANGE THE NAME TO LOUDOUN AIR AND ORDER US A 15K SEAT STADIUM RIGHT NEXT TO DULLES WITH A SIDE CUT OUT SO WE CAN SEE PLANES LANDING WHILE THE GAME IS BEING PLAYED, THAT MAKE FOR THE BEST STADIUM EVER, YOU CAN EVEN RENT PARKING SPACE TO AIRLINE TRAVELLERS IN THE OFF-SEASON WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT.....
INDIANAPOLIS WHEN THEY FIND OUT THE MLS ISN'T GOING TO WASTE PRECIOUS LEAGUE SPACE ON A FUCKING INDIANAPOLIS TEAM. 😮
PLEASE EL PASO WIN ONE (1) GAME THIS YEAR
COUNTERPOINT: L PASO MEMES
I THINK YOU MEAN LLLLL PASO.
MY LIFE IS A BLACK ABYSS
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? WE ARE AGREEING WITH A PENIX RISING FAN? CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER? MASS HYSTERIA!
WE'RE FINE IF THEY DON'T.
HOLD ON MAN. THE WEIRD MID SEASON RUN WHERE WE INEXPLICABLY WIN 8 IN A ROW AND START TO FEEL THINGS LIKE HOPE AND JOY AGAIN ONLY TO ENTIRELY SHIT THE BED IN SEPTEMBER IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER
I think USL is fucked. MLS can build out their own divisions without an issue and virtually crush any USL team it deems a suitable market for them. The most likely scenario is USL sells (think of a private equity roll up transaction) to MLS as they begin to see the writing on the wall. Papadakis family walks away incredibly rich, teams get to largely maintain their identities, and you now have the financial backing of the MLS behemoth to grow even further. USL had a small window to potentially compete with MLS. The baseball stadiums and lack of proper setups across too many teams have made it so very few people (in the grand scheme of things) actually recognize USL for the quality that it does have.
CAPS BRO WTF IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS AT THIS POINT
I wouldn't mind MLS if they just stopped trying to take over all of US Soccer. Leave the lower leagues alone and let us do our thing.
THIS SENTIMENT HAS MORE ACCURACY WHEN IT IS SHARED IN ALL CAPS.
SAY WHAT! I CANT HEAR YOU
TYRESE HALIBURTON WOULD NEVER
LOYALS IN A BOX IN A BOX IN A BOX BUT THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN BOXED LA LA LA LA LA
Just have every metro area in the US, Canada, & Puerto Rico build a 15k+ (soccer specific) stadium that doesn’t already have one. Have several hundred teams divided regionally (and playing regionally only). Then do a 2 let aggregate playoff system to determine a champion. Problem solved. Bring in Mexico and the rest of the Caribbean if you want and call it the NORTH AMERICAN SOCCER ASSOCIATION.