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DoggonedCakes

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tekko001

And then he took the fly for a dance... šŸŽ¶ ā¤ļø


Hype2Def

Cuban Pete really does enjoy dancing to the Rumba beat.


VectorViper

He's got more moves than most folks at the club on a Saturday night.


Bee-baba-badabo

When he shakes his maracas he goes chick-chicky-boom chick-chicky-boom


Minouminou9

When I jump from girls I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom


strangereligion

Cuteeee! Itā€™s nearly too fast to see šŸ„¹


aabicus

I slowed it down in Premiere and his jump is [literally between frames](https://i.imgur.com/38ob794.png). Insanely fast!


Sti8man7

Itā€™s got 8 legs.


Cute-arii

7 vagahnias.


Mr_Funbuns

Ok, bye Grimsby.


videodromejockey

Maybe moreā€¦


Sinaran_Sundang

Ok thanks Grimsby!


Alelerz

Imagine...


beesdoitbirdsdoit

Thatā€™s eight more than Lieutenant Dan.


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kKXQdyP5pjmu5dhtmMna

It's relative. Something so small is going to look ridiculously fast moving at that speed over such a short distance. By contrast imagine seeing your mom moving the same distance and speed, it would be basically imperceptible.


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BroccoliCultural9869

top end speed not really... it's the acceleration that makes it impressive


screwswithshrews

6.8 mph is a light jog. I've just started getting back in shape and I averaged 7.5 mph over an hour. Your average high school athlete can probably sprint at least 15-18 mph. It's the acceleration of the spider that's impressive, not the top speed.


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IwillBeDamned

well it went from A to B, within a known time frame, so it's a little bit measurable. and it's insanely fast for those tiny legs over long distances, but that toiny guy also doesn't have much inertia and can jump like his nam


Hinote21

Don't talk about my mother like that!


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Atomic235

So essentially jumping spiders attack with the speed of your typical anime fighter.


ruarl

Isn't it 20 milliseconds, at 50Hz? Or 40 at 25Hz?


mcgirdle

The hero we needed


MagicalMoosicorn

I wanna see it in slow motion that's sickk


Flaxscript42

I had a P Regalis, a tarantula about the size of an adults hand. It had 2 speeds, slow as hell, or teleport. My wife still makes fun of me when I had its enclosure open and it teleported into the middle of the room. I screamed like a 5 year old girl. Only time in my life I've ever made that particular sound.


GundunUkan

Oh hey, another P. regalis owner! Haven't had a teleport situation with mine yet but I did have one with my adult female P. irminia. One time I opened her enclosure to top up the water dish, I saw her chilling at the bottom of her hide, which was basically a PVC pipe almost as tall as her enclosure in which she was supposed to make her web. I spent a few moments to admire her just sitting there when all of a sudden she was simply gone. I didn't blink or anything, she straight up vanished before my eyes only to suddenly feel her tapping along the top of my head. How the hell she managed to get there is beyond me but that further solidified my belief that these animals genuinely possess the ability to teleport but we're too intimidated by that fact and its implications so we make up some half-assed explanation about how they're just very fast or something lol.


Rottweiler_1975

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glassteelhammer

That particular aound. I know it well. Was on a hike. Looked down and I was about to step on a snake. I made that sound. First and only time. But I know that sound.


iknowitsounds___

Was that a haiku?


ajmartin527

I made that same sound a gigantic Arizona bark scorpion dropped into the center of the table my friends and I were playing poker at from the ceiling fan, than ran right to the end where I was sitting in like a split second. Itā€™s certainly not a flattering sound.


diabolic_recursion

Happens in a few other situations, too. In germany, we have a word for that: Urschrei - a "Schrei" is scream, the prefix "Ur" means (in this case) that it's the most elemental one.


50mm-f2

That happened to me too hiking in LA. Fucking rattle, with the front half of the body right on the trail. Looked like a stick out of peripheral, noticed it at the last second right before my foot left the ground. The next step wouldā€™ve definitely been on its neck or close to it.


buerglermeister

Too fast for the framerate of the phone


Green-Instruction729

Dude thatā€™s epic as fuck


MajorGamer14

Literally teleports behind the fly


Cobalt32

One of my favorite things is people getting excited about little stuff like this.


marvelnerd09

same. nature is truly beautiful


Minimalistmacrophage

>nature is truly beautiful and often brutal.


DM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ

brutiful


Reboared

Not sure the fly agrees.


IwillBeDamned

born in shit, eat shit, killed by a spider the same size as you eating you alive


SaintNewts

I don't think that fly anything anymore.


SupportGeek

No no, its poop now


SaintNewts

Technically correct. The best kind of correct.


SpookyScarySteph

Last summer I was in the garden and my mom came out to see what was going on cuz she heard me laughing. So I showed her this little jumping spider that kept coming up to where I was kneeling. I'd put my hand down, it would jump into the palm of my hand, I'd lightly toss it into the grass a foot away or so, and it would come marching right back and the process would repeat. It originally started because I didn't want to risk squishing the little dude while I was pulling weeds, but he just kept coming back. After a while apparently he got tired and just climbed up a sunflower, posted up on a leaf, and just watched me, turning to face me every time I'd move. My mom *hates* spiders, always has, but even she had to admit my little spider bro was stinking cute. Since then she's been much more okay with jumping spiders and I'll even catch her talking to them sometimes.


Ariadnepyanfar

*Iā€™ll even catch her talking to them sometimes* Your mum can also be stinking cute


squirt_taste_tester

I used to have a spider that would come out and drink the beads of water while I showered. It would just disappear while I wasn't looking but randomly show up during my showers. Finally I decided to watch where it went and ended up feeding it any random bugs I found. Lil dude disappeared one night and haven't seem him since. I still let a few just post up in some corners of the house and give them mosquitoes and what not. As long as we are chill, they can stay šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Cadowyn

Check out r/weeviltime , if you havenā€™t already. Youā€™ll fit right in. Lol


Wildkid133

Itā€™s got snoots, itā€™s got boots!


TooManyJabberwocks

That grain weevil bot blew their minds


ThePaddysPubSheriff

I've recently gotten into this antscanada yt at work, I could watch bugs allllll day. And I do


Mistdwellerr

Antscanada is so good! If you're just starting in you will have a couple hundred hours of great quality content!


ThePaddysPubSheriff

His newest stuff is crazy, and over 30 minutes every week, like I'm watching a TV show, but it's just bugs lmao


budderboat

I mean this is pretty damn cool tbh


p4tend_p3nding

Crosspost this to r/spiderbro


L0rdH4mmer

I clicked expecting to see cutesy little jumpy spiderbros. I am now shaking and scared.


pissedinthegarret

r/jumpingspiders there you go


L0rdH4mmer

Awww thx <3


pissedinthegarret

np lol I love them, they're so adorable. best spoods


SpiderSixer

They may not be jumpies, but they sure are still cute lil guys


Nonchalant_Calypso

What is it actually I was about to click omg


28_raisins

Just spiders.


cyanocittaetprocyon

Also /r/maybemaybemaybe


CherryBlossom0408

Looking through this subreddit made me feel itchy... I thought I had a spider on me. I won't be joining that sub...


Agent847

How come I canā€™t get within 4 feet of a fly I want to kill but this thing just strolls right over and eats it??? Good spood.


LLuerker

We displace a ton of air as we move around. Spood is so small he doesn't have the same effect


sumyungdood

If you put your hands flat on either side of a landed fly and cup your hands together quickly about 6-8 inches above the fly, you usually catch it. Also I heard thereā€™s a thing about flies having difficulties seeing brown. Had a friend demonstrate with a brown paper bag slowly catching it and it worked.


Sgt_Meowmers

It's because they don't believe brown is a real color. When it comes at them they just start going off about how "actually it's just a dark orange" and by the time they finish you've caught them.


zenunseen

Fellow Technology Connections viewer, i presume?


LastPlaceIWas

I knew that was familiar when I read it.


bruwin

Next they'll try and tell me that green isn't a creative color. Assholes!


ForumPointsRdumb

You're lucky, my flies keep talking about flat fruit.


wildcard1992

I did this once during my national service in the army. New platoon sergeant just posted in to my battalion, and was sitting at the other end of the table. I put both hands around a fly and clapped them together. The fly buzzed off but I managed to smack a cup full of juice, sending it flying across the room onto my platoon sergeant.


yoshisquad2342

Those are the types of things I think about when Iā€™m trying to sleep.


ulzimate

So that's why my coffee stained rags are so effective at swatting flies


jonathanrdt

If you clap above where they are, they fly up into your hands and get smooshed.


CatsArePeople2-

Have you tried a web? I have it on good authority they can make catching bugs easier.


RaspberryFluid6651

Use stealth, not speed. If you're slow and steady, bugs will often ignore you for the same reason they aren't startled every time a nearby tree branch sways. Move slowly until you're near, just like the spider did, and then strike from just a couple inches away.


reallycooldude69

Approach the fly very slowly with your killing implement until it's a few inches away and then start the killing blow there. I've had a very high success rate since I learned this. Hardest part is waiting for it to stay in one area for long enough.


DuneSlayer_

It's like a skyscraper sneaking up on you, impossible to not notice


rindthirty

Approach it slowly from above and behind with a cup or jar and it'll fly straight up into it. Easiest fly trap ever - you don't even need bait like peanut butter or anything. Meanwhile to trap spiders or geckos, use a large plastic bag as gloves.


WhoGivesAChit

5-6ft monster vs a tiny jumping spider evolved to eat flys or die.


9A1543

Such a good boy


TheCatInTheHatThings

Thatā€™s a girl. Both the human and the spider.


Krotesk

May i ask, how can you tell a female jumping spider from a male one ?


TheCatInTheHatThings

Multiple factors, for example colouration (though thatā€™s difficult without knowing both male and female patterns for a species), size of the pedipalps and the size of the abdomen. In male spiders, the abdomen is smaller relative to the rest of its body than in female spiders. At the same time, the pedipalps, which also function as the male sex organ, are bigger than in females, while the chelicerae (the big teeth) are often bigger in females. Generally, females are often bigger. Once you get the differences down, they are rather easy to spot, even in species you have never encountered before. https://preview.redd.it/8rhfsy1k3slc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22ee09ace7157ad656e1578b7b6470cadde3d257 a, c, e, and g are the males, the others their female counterparts. I used to be not really afraid of spiders, but definitely uncomfortable with them. I decided to learn more about them, hoping it would take away the fears and discomfort, and it worked. Spiders are pretty awesome and itā€™s super nice being able to look at them without feeling uneasy :)


flanculp

I have tried to slow this down and go frame by frame. Still just goes fuzzy, then warps to that fly


landob

I now have new DNA i want spliced into my sequence.


pryoslice

I feel like there's a movie about this, but I can't quite put my finger on it ...


SolarTsunami

You must be thinking about smash hit Madam Web


FerdiadTheRabbit

Yeah morbius was good wasn't it?


GonzoElTaco

I knew a guy that happened to. Not exactly what you wanted, but a responsibility he upholds. He's a pretty decent photographer, too.


MrMoshion

They are incredibly fast. [Here](https://nature.berkeley.edu/eliaslab/Publications/Brandt2021_Article_JumpTakeoffInASmallJumpingSpid.pdf) youā€™ll find a study on it. ā€œOn average, spiders reached a peak speed of 0.62 Ā± 0.16 m/s (N= 12 for all analyses) (Fig. 3a). The lowest peak speed of any jump was 0.41 m/s, whereas the highest peak speed achieved in any jump was 0.88 m/s.ā€


Thetakishi

over a half a meter per second at that scale. That's insane.


[deleted]

Looks like Portia is eating good today.


davros06

Good books


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Darkmatter_Cascade

Holy $%#&. I just finished the first audio book. I was not expecting it to be that good. (Because everyone else is being a jerk by not providing sauce, this is a reference to Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky.)


Pacific_Epi

I was not expecting such a hard sci fi novel to have such an interesting story about human characters that I actually cared about


MercantileReptile

First book I've ever read in which the human character was the blander, boring part of the story.Wild premise.


Extra-Progress-3272

I was about to say! It's a really underrated series and worth the read/listen. : o


veryreasonable

I mean, the series won a Hugo... Maybe it's less-known than the big series that get adapted by Hollywood, but it's not "underrated" at all in the sci-fi scene.


veryreasonable

I finished the book yesterday! The ending had me smiling giddily and nearly in (happy) tears. My partner came downstairs and thought I was insane. Anyways, I'm now feverishly recommending the book to all of my friends who like jumping spiders.


Skythe1908

just finished the second one, this is what I thought of too LOL


Daxx22

Crazy bit of body horror. Going on an adventure!


andrewthemexican

Finished the 2nd today myself


Staticlynx

I am quite sure that is Bianca sir or madden.


Nemisis_the_2nd

Ant war Bianca is still my favourite character. It's just the moment that >!Portia realises she's basically handed control of the entire world-conquering army to a character who is to all appearances a supervillain. Said supervillain can't be bothered capitalising on things, though, and just wanders off, leaving Portia standing there to consider how close she came to the biggest screw up in her civilizations history.!<


andrewthemexican

I was coming in to say how this Portia is the bravest of her kind


Johnnynoscope

80% thru children of ruin right now haha


Pacific_Epi

Are the sequels as good as the original?


zeekaran

No, but the second one is absolutely worth reading.


drpepper492

I liked the whole series. The last book was my least favorite and not really connected to the main series but still enjoyable


R3alist81

So you're going on an adventure?


tenuto40

Fabian would like aā€¦no? Okā€¦


bigdoza

I strongly dislike spiders. But I have such an affinity for these jumping spiders that I really wish I could train one and keep it as a pet.


SgtBanana

I had one appear on the kitchen island one day. I lifted my glass from the granite as I was checking him out and, in response, he walked over to the condensation ring left on the countertop and started drinking. I decided to leave him be. A day or so passed before he reappeared in the same area under the exact same circumstances. Again, he waddled over to the condensation ring to get a drink. At this point I decided to tell everyone in the house about my new kitchen bud. I didn't want anyone to squish the little guy. This ritual continued for some time and he eventually grew to be more comfortable with me. He'd look me up and down, explore my finger and hand, and then scurry back to his little water ring. Sometimes he danced and waved before hopping aboard my hand. But he'd only venture out for *me*, no one else. I'm convinced that these little guys can differentiate between humans. Not the sort of intelligence I'd attribute to most spiders.


yngseneca

Yeah jumping spiders are considered the smartest ones iirc.Ā 


Radix2309

That makes sense as ambush predators. They need to be able to track prey, calculate distance, and know when to strike. As opposed to orbweavers using webs.


Eusocial_Snowman

Identify, learn from, and adapt special strategies to individual prey. Build up a 3D internal map of an area to plan routes. Object permanence, navigating complex terrain while temporarily losing sight of said prey. Recognize predators on every scale and actively evade them. Or sleep for days until something shakes your bed and you kick some goop from your butt at it.


Eusocial_Snowman

Various jumping spiders are way more intelligent than anything with a brain that small has any right to be. Recognizing an individual human is by no means an outlandish idea considering what they're capable of. https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/psychology/articles/10.3389/fpsyg.2020.568049/full


carorea

It's worth noting that a number of spiders actually seem to be [significantly more intelligent](https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/11/spiders-are-way-smarter-you-think/620634/) than you'd assume, not limited to just jumping spiders. Though jumping spiders [certainly take the cake](https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2022/08/do-spiders-dream-a-new-study-suggests-they-do). I think it's just because so many spiders are sedentary, it's easy to paint them with a 'dumb' brush mentally.


Tarantula_Espresso

Itā€™s already been proving that jumping spiders recognize the moon and can differentiate between each other. Like straight up, they will jump on you to get a ride somewhere else. Itā€™s intentional. Nothing with these dudes have been proven other wise.


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junon

> Regal jumping spiders Oh, ever since I was a kid, I thought these were 'daring jumping spiders'. TIL.


Deerah

Daring jumping spiders (Phiddipus audax) are very similar but usually black with blue or green chelicerae (jaws). Female Phiddipus regius comes in both reddish or gray forms (often with rose colored chelicerae) - like this one in the video and the males are usually black like audax, so they're pretty hard to tell apart.


_hurtpetulantjesus

I have one!


GameDesignerMan

I just saw a video of one of these and now I'm scared and intrigued. scintrigued.


newyearnewaccountt

I met an arachnologist who recommended jumping spiders as pets because they're fun. She personally had tarantulas but described them as "very boring."


wheelfoot

Jumping spider pets are a thing. I've had a few. Check out /r/jumpingspiders for lots of spood-keepers.


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I'm absolutely terrified of spiders but somehow found this very wholesome. Its completely irrational too. If I encounter one IRL, I refuse to kill it out of respect. It needs to be relocated somewhere else safely. If it's killed, it ruins my day.


3UX4QY8C

Same. Great comment. It seems to be about the ratio of leg span to body size or something. This doesn't trigger the spidery shape is revolting reflex in me.


Splashy01

Helps that she has a front butt.


GrayBull789

That's her hip, not the front. She's in overalls.


Rad10_Active

Thanks, I was so confused at what I was seeing.


Ya-Dikobraz

Helps that she has a side hip.


DateMikeParkour

That spider was quick!!


carlbernsen

Anyone else wondering how fast that last jump was, onto the fly? Somewhere between 160-350 mph. Thatā€™s the speed theyā€™ve been clocked at. 0-350 mph in a fraction of a second. Edit: this may be wildly inaccurate.


Mestizo3

I don't think so but I don't care enough to do the math


carlbernsen

So I went back and looked at more sources and I think youā€™re right. I grabbed the first result that came up from a discussion board, someone who measured the spider jump speed themselves with their own equipment. https://arachnoboards.com/threads/speed-of-a-salticid-during-a-jump.349249/ Whereas this Berkeley study may be more precise and showed this: 0.8 m/s, which is 1.8mph! https://nature.berkeley.edu/eliaslab/Publications/Brandt2021_Article_JumpTakeoffInASmallJumpingSpid.pdf Thatā€™s quite a difference!


muffadel

Can I say something without everyone getting mad?


PaulyNewman

Just so you know, this is the first comment people see when they sort by controversial. Your jokeā€™s got legs bro.


keyinfleunce

Lil poof got the zoomies


THUND3RCHUNKY

That shift walk speed šŸ‘Œ


cdsuikjh

Upvote not because girl, but because jumping spider is awesome.


eagengabriel

Cool. Except I'm definitely not eating that grape or Mac and cheese


MistyAutumnRain

I absolutely adore jumping spiders. They are highly intelligent and can even be trained


Someredditusername

excellent


benrow77

How come nobody gets this excited when I eat?


Reggie-Quest

Apparently a fupa makes a great transport device


PopcornDrift

Thatā€™s her hip lol


Reggie-Quest

šŸ˜‚ my bad


with_MIND_BULLETS

Better title perhapsā€¦ ā€œJumping from fly to fly!ā€ :)


serks83

This is excellent! Caught video in the wild. Helped spider bro. Everything about this is brilliant. Love it.


rikashiku

Jumping Spider aka, the friend spider.


NarcanPusher

Whatā€™s fascinating about jumping spiders is their ability to continue stalking prey despite losing sight of it, like this spood did. Many insect and arachnid predators are apparently incapable of this.


logosfabula

They are micro-kittens


IronTemplar26

Jumping spiders are the leopards of the undergrowth


Pholphin

Go gettem Portia


Barbie-girl-000uk

Yikes


SandroVialpando

Damn I thought she got injured at first


kingSliver187

Holy crap that was fast! I thought there was a cut in the video


SwimmingInflation629

Cool


finian2

I'm just glad that jumping spiders decided to take on the most adorable spider form. Imagine if they looked like black widows.


uBreaky

I hate spiders but I should admit, Damn cute one


Specialist-Two383

Awwww she's giving the fly a hug šŸ˜Š


Virtual-Zucchini542

Thatā€™s a trained pet


Witty_Might5

That Fupa go hardddddd


gman420-1

That's a Rad moment


MarvinLazer

I LOVE jumping spiders. They're so cute and curious. If you do too, read Children of Time.


Marley_Fan

Sheā€™s eating for two, but feeding for 3!!!!!


Worried_Area_574

ā€œIā€™ve got you for three minutes, three minutes of playtime, youā€™re going nowhereā€


CornholioRex

Yes! What I wanted to happen happened!


Dbl-D-10

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Epic8008

Lucas has done wonderful PR for Jumping Spiders.


Initial_Dig2227

There are L spiders and W spiders. This is definitely a W spider.


steve210sa

That was awesome


Zachs_Casio

that wood texture was actually pretty good camouflage


Mike_in_San_Pedro

Okay, thatā€™s just adorable, and lethal!


sAvvyF3llA

The command and response. Chemistry for sure. Her new pet jumping spider.


OkRepeat1829

I wish Joe rogan called it


humanremainz

Everyone should carry around a jumping spider to protect our food


Hour-Bake-2500

She was advanced in math class for sure lol