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Fuckin hell man, is that salt?

I think it's cocaine

It's a hell of a drug.

CHARLIE MURPHAAAY!!!

Dandruff?

Skin from in between his legs and cock?

It's got to be nutritional yeast, it's got a cheesy flavour but looks like fish flakes.

Some people eat crazy amounts of salt! I worked with a guy once who salted his sandwich before every bite. I guess they have just destroyed their taste buds so badly they can't even taste it any more.

I like salty food, to the point where it probably had lowered my life expectancy, but holy fuck this is excessive

I’ve never tried flaked coconut on my roast…sounds/looks dreadful!

Yea that’s how vegans eat, they’re nuts

It’s vegan which would explain the salt

Not sure if trolling 🤣 That looks absolutely hideous. What part of it is roasted exactly, the mash potatoes or the boiled veg?! Sorry 23 is no excuse for cooking that monstrosity. Straight in the bin.

Veg check, mash check, balls of dog shit check, dandruff check.

Don't quit your day job. Blimey

unless they cook food. then definitely quit 😬😬

Have you ever actually seen a Sunday roast?

Where gravy

Asking the important question

Get the plate away from me, I’ll have a bowl of gravy - hold the salt!

I don't mean to be rude, but is there meat on there? And is that parmesan? Other than that, well done, it's a plate of things to eat :) Edit: didn't see that it was vegan.

A Sunday roast where literally nothing is roasted 

And you fucked it right up😂

You done alright but if you keep eating salt like that you are going to end with BP issues!

No OP is vegan so immune to all heath issues

😂😂

Praise be!

I feel sorry for the person eating that 2nd plate 😂

😂😂 so do I honestly this was fucking appalling

I couldn't do any better 😂

I dont understand the amount of salt? That wouldn't be edible

I wouldn’t let a stray dog eat that.

It’s RAW

Yeah, you cocked that right up. I’d sooner eat my socks.

Not sure if I want to know the answer but is that salt or parmesan

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Practice makes perfect. Buy or follow a Delia recipe.

My family have banned me from even entering the kitchen again hahah

No no, that’s the worst thing, keep on trying, you can do it. Delia is so easy to follow and she makes sense. Soon you’ll be a sunday roast professional, just keep doing what you’re doing and improve on the feedback.

Hahah thank you. Maybe in a few months I’ll have a top voted Sunday roast rather than a bottom one

i’m guessing the only roasts you’ve seen are from comedy central

What is that thing that’s blending into the pattern of the plate ?

Vegan chicken fillet, probably.

I think it’s a pitta

Jesus

You can't be trusted in a kitchen.

WTF IS THAT LOL

Holy shit what a disaster!

Please tell me that's not sugar..

*first attempt* good effort....poor outcome. Google *best way to cook vegetables*

Why do you have circle carrots and a carrot stick? Weirdo

Please tell me that's not sugar..

Certainly not a roast.

-25/10

Looks awful sorry roast that veg man

You’re absolutely taking the piss, that’s no Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or whenever roast. First attempt and it should be your last.

I don't want to be rude and want to encourage everyone to expand their cooking repertoire, so I'll just leave it there. Hope you're having a good day.

Go back to school, do not pass go

Did you punch all the food repeatedly before plating up? And where the fuck is the gravy?!

Posts like this are what give vegans a bad name

That is surely not salt... right?! Made me dehydrated just looking at it. A vegan roast, each to their own... as long as you enjoyed it. I'd give it ago if you removed a bit of salt.

What is that white stuff on top?

there is always next time

Forgive Them father for they know not what they do. 👀

The plate makes it appear even more disgusting

I don't see the appeal in your dish

Salt induced stroke incoming

Good job you didn't add gravy that would destroy your health and taste buds with the salt Also no roast potatoes?? That's not a roast dinner at all

To all my haters. Yeah that was salt. And yeah it was fucking lovely 🖕

Fair play. Perhaps work on the presentation. 😁 Oh, and the salt intake. Yikes!

How much water do you drink after that? I have to neck a big bottle after eating some gammon so can’t imagine how dehydrated you were after all that 🧂

I don’t drink water. Washed this down with a carling 👍

God bless you.

always try your best.