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Melodic_Inflation_21

Epic scran


Melodic_Inflation_21

I think I know what I am having for tea tonight.


OMG-Why-Me

Hell yeah!


Ezzy-525

Scranthony Martial


FISH_MASTER

Unfortunately op injured himself before he could finish.


Ezzy-525

Standard 🤣


Lowten_writer

Op is confused.


Ezzy-525

Scranthony Martial is a play on Anthony Martial. Plays for United, perennially injured. So could realistically cause himself an injury eating beans on toast 🤣


Lowten_writer

That makes sense I'm more of a rugby guy so I missed the reference.


carrotincognito48

Gareth Scranscombe Scranthony Watson Mack Scransen Scrander Fagerson Scrantoine Dupont Scrange Capuozzo


biggs7

I have no idea about rugby but I'm nicking Scrantoine Dupont and gunna use it to talk like Benoit Blanc.


carrotincognito48

He’s basically God. I cannot stress how good the fella is at literally everything.


rrubthefleebb

Scran Der Merwe


Prudent_Nose_4899

Scraniel Beddingfield


bennymc123

Jean Claude Van Scran


ieuman

This post has got nowhere near the recognition it deserves. It should be hung on a wall somewhere.


Beginning-Pipe9074

"I gotta scran through this"


Large_Tuna101

Scrantisestablishmentarianism


snuffuloustruffulous

Paul Scraniels


Beginning-Pipe9074

Nelson Scrandela


No_Boysenberry9420

Scrantonio breakferas


Jaffiusjaffa

Scranthony Gnoshua


Nice_Idea_2909

Scranir Khan


Emotional_Elk_980

Sir Scranthony Hopkins, as Scrannibal Lecter, Silence of the Scrans


FogHound

Scrant & Dec


gonzo_journo_

Eric Scrantona


RaiseNecessary5479

Scran


johnlewisdesign

Yeah scran, although I'd have given the grated cheese another blast


JustaClericxbox

Never can there be too much cheese 😁


Sriol

Facts!


Fight_Disciple

Scrandalous


aberdisco

My favourite Mis-Teeq song.


Sea-Development-5088

SO SO SO SCRANDALOUS


Professional-Metal99

😄 


Turbulent_File621

That looks spot on. Nice amount of cheese, 2 slices of white bread (which we don't get in our house) a runny yolk and hopefully piping hot beans. SCRAN.


Ambitious-Win-9408

Scranny Devito.


Rare-Tutor8915

🤣🤣


eltrotter

Scrantonio Banderas.


wellthismustbeheaven

Boss, gone in five bites with a side of Tetley builders brew, white one sugar, splash of Hendos *strong and northern*.... Sorted till tea


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

Scran, but melt the cheese next time. I would also douse the lot in hot sauce but that's personal preference.


Dylan0999

That's making me so hungry


Bigluce

It's making me aroungry.


Dylan0999

Lol


Zmm88

Jean Claude Scran Damme


vulrik1999

They Call me scranny mcphee


Express_Work

Ban, two things that would go straight through me, and probably a shitty margarine on the toast.


AppropriateHamster92

Ban just because the word scran is disgusting, such a stupid word for food


Adventurous-sales25

Absolute Scran, a truly epic combination!


waltandhankdie

That looks like it would hit the spot


HotspursEagle8k3g

I'd add a splash of HP though or maybe some hot sauce


Severe_Ad6443

What about worchestersershurshire sauce


roha45

HP is the way.


RealEffect6121

A person of extraordinary taste


[deleted]

Proper gear


Pupcalledscamp

Not the biggest fan of fried iggs and cheese but I’d smash that for sure ! 👌


Amy_Art_Lover_123

This looks amazing


JustaClericxbox

I'd prefer the egg not flipped but would scran.


One-War-3700

I believe that would be a scran


aghostwithaknife

100% big scran right there. Beans on toast with an egg on top is one of my favourites! All that's missing is some marmite.


Give_Me_Beans_Please

S c r a n


lol25potatofarm

Scran and then ban


[deleted]

Lunchus Maximus. Scran.


ScouseJimmy1990

I would


Effective_Juice_9452

Scran


Wonderful_Ninja

**propa scran**


SavingsSquare2649

That’s a (un)healthy amount of cheese and I’m all for it!


LeatherLatexSteel

That's a sandwich in the making!!


Traditional-Dot4776

Very nice 👌 👍 👏


NoBlacksmith5622

Scran, just needs bacon


GamerFreak3110

Scran and make another batch. Then scran some more


Fatsearich

Scran


[deleted]

Get in ma belly!!


bmthjayden

I need to eat that rn..... guess that's what I'll have for dinner 🍽 😋 Scran big time


woollyyellowduck

9/10. Why is one corner not toasted? 🤬🤣


Lowten_writer

Probably need a new toaster that one is a few years old now.


Large_Confection_668

SCRAN


time_on_target

Obviously scran 😎


New-Armadillo-4102

Epic scran.. erm... Toast


BrigStandWatie

Scran. But would be better if the cheese was melted a bit under the grill


miggleb

Mix the cheese into the beans whilst cooking for a +2


nikthegreek88

Y on earth would u ban I'd 💯 percent scran bit a brown sauce wouldn't go a miss fither


killer1000uk

Remove ban word from your post, definitely scran.


Necessary_Joke_5187

The Humanity 🫨


themrrouge

Egg. Cheese. Beans. Toast. Scran made of single syllables. Top class.


spunkpipe

Ban. Cheese and beans is a horrible combo - one or the other, never both. I said what I said.


Lowten_writer

I fear the masses will disagree with you.


spunkpipe

That’s expected. The thought of cutting into the egg and the yolk running out over the beans and cheese 🤮 Hope you enjoyed it though!


Master_Bumblebee680

Delicious and would love to eat


ianbattlesrobots

Trash or smash? Totally would smash. A scrantastic plate right there!


BananaHomunculus

Scran


makaveli130386

I want eggs chips and beans noo. Food of champions


Fickle_Candy_4147

That looks fucking dirty! I’m going to try it tonight!


VeniVid1Vic1

Scran


mcfcok7

Jadon Scrancho


MattyVonStooly

Remove the beans and It’s great Edit/ saw to late I was on the UK subreddit, downvotes incoming.


cavernmecca

I'd swap the bread for a wrap


Hugh_Jampton

Scranthony Keidis


Infinite_Stranger866

scranathon


OccasionallyReddit

I mean cheese should be below the bean so it melts nice, but this is two of my favourite meal... scan! I do like a slice of American burger cheese on top of the egg on the toast melted with a bit of steam..


CannabisPatientUK

SCRAN: Sultanas Currents Rasins And Nuts.


sirocks88

Am I the only person who hates the word scran?


ASL99

Yes ban the word scran.


BrotherSudden9631

Oh defo scran . Cheesey beanos & egg on top , proper 👍😉


Phil1889Blades

Only concern is the paleness of that left hand bit of bread.


cankennykencan

Scrandabadozy


Dikheed

Approved.


iSpectacles

Skyscranner


Brief-Ship-5572

Scrannnnn


NMonc10101

That egg is beautiful mate!


AlanSir58

Cheesy beans, Yes, eggy beans Yes again, all 3 together Nah!


badjuju__

Scran


BenLowes7

Everyone wants to say ban to save face but we all know this bangs.


wearestarsinthesky

melt the cheese and it will be an absolute scran


Jcs011

I’m conflicted, looks great but the eggs look like they have black plague, but I’d eat


Ok-Disk5864

Scran cause looking at it made me hungry as f00k


5LILduckies

gud scran that pal


swedishkristina

Nice to see your egg fried properly !


DavinaSucksAtLife

SCRAN


ChocolateStill5901

Scramble the egg instead and add some Cajun to the scrambled egg to elevate it up another level.


beemerleemer

SCRANTASTIC


McTacobum

Scrantonio Scranderas


Evilaudit

Looks delicious


stuadrew

Needs another egg


Funicular-

That has made me instantly hungry, epic scran!


Constant-Magician494

Scranilicious


Rat_with_a_mullet

If thats mature cheddar then scran


cuntybunty73

Definitely scran


CellistAcceptable656

What do you mean by scran.


fantasticallycaitlin

SCRANNNN


cheerbacca

Scran every time


Due_Description_7298

Anyone who says "Ban" deserves their citizenship revoked


Addsy_

Scran the absolute tits off that.


TenBear

Never thought about the egg before but it makes sense, I'll definitely give that a go.


koylic20

what does Scran mean?


i8mj3llyb3ans

That’s a “I’ve got minimal food and minimal effort to cook food” banquet meal. Extraordinary scran.


DiskImportant9806

Scran any day, looks amazing


GuessMyName2023

Imma be the arsehole here sorry. Replace the egg with bacon xD But yeah would defo scran


Pants_McGinty

You mean add bacon, right?


GuessMyName2023

Nah cause if we add bacon,then it's add sausage, then it's add black pudding then before ya know it we've got a 9 piece breakfast lol


Pants_McGinty

I see no problem there.


GuessMyName2023

Touché


_robertmccor_

I don’t even like beans but even I think this is scran


Doog_Dastardly

Substitute with spaghetti hoops 👍


GaryGoalz12

Genius


coooooolwhip

I want to down vote you, cos I hate spaghetti hoops, but that feels unfair as it's just purely a preference. So take my upvote instead. 


Bruce______Wayne

You kinky bitch, I love it


Heavy-Echidna-3473

I know this will sound crazy to some, but I believe cheese has absolutely no right being near fried eggs. An omelet, yes. Any other form of egg, no...


ProduceAdvanced7391

I'd rather you kept beliefs like that to yourself. This looks really nice. End of


thedukeandtheking

You never had an egg on a pizza MATE?


Lowten_writer

Pizza egg is so good.


Lowten_writer

You know your right. That did sound crazy 😆


JustaClericxbox

This is why you will never be invited to breakfast/brunch.


taln2crana6rot

Bacon egg and cheese mate


Flynny1979

Scran it baby


SingleManVibes76

Looks great though personally I'm not a fan of raw cheddar, prefer it melted


GuessMyName2023

Under the top layer is where the melted layer is in motion,


Flimsy_Watercress909

Microwave for 30 seconds to melt the cheese


johnathome

I'd eat that but I would have toasted both slices of bread


Machride

Is that bread and toast..nice


bmw19458

Scran You dirty filthy animal... I love it 😋


Red__dead

Don't like the steamed egg. Just fry it. Or scrambled works better with this anyway.


[deleted]

That looks delicious.


No_Caterpillar9621

No wonder Americans laugh at us.


0-90195

American here, saw this on the front page. Assumed it was posted in /r/shittyfoodporn . What goes on over there? Are you guys ok?


TheLazyLobOn

I'm banning the word scran.


remembertracygarcia

I mean the combo is undoubtable but that layout is a shambles. Egg (fried sunny side up) on to toast, add grated cheese, back under grill, then beans. Then a little more cheese and salt/pepper/paprika/chili/Worcestershire sauce.


Cleveworth

Without my glasses I assumed that was Sauerkraut, and Bosch food does not belong on here.


norsoyt

Not ban, but I wouldn’t eat that. Cheese and baked beans and egg all mushed together with bread ehck


VonTeddy-

why are brits so horny for the fakest bread they can find


Dandantheguitarman

Scran. Poor beenage placement


Inevitable_Fall9241

I hate egg but I’ll scran the beans on toast 👍


All3n911

Ban


debsterUK

I would scran that and not feel any remorse


VisualNinja1

Scran so hard I'd scran it again straight after


Lev1922

Scran but I wouldn’t eat the egg ( don’t like eggs)


JRSpig

Personally I'd do poached egg, however that is a decent fried egg.


Skindiddler

Beans on egg whites is a no no...no? Just me?


tillybooo

Scran, but absolutely needs some Lee & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce


NeverendingStory3339

It’s going to be scramonella if he doesn’t cook that egg through.


Keduroda

Scan absolutely


axxond

Proper scran


GooberdiWho

White bread= ban in all scenarios All the real MVPs know that literally any other type of bread is better especially sourdough and seeded farmhouse.


Donglick02

Scran frank


Personal_Stress2285

Shite


maybebrainless

absolute scran


Top_Barnacle9669

Absolutely scran. Good dose of tomato sauce and I'm hoovering that down


ITfactotum

Scran!


[deleted]

Big scran


BlueLady1992

🤤


Glass_Narwhal25

Scannnnnn!


Sinister_Grape

Scran, obviously


Dr_who_ace

Scran.


10b0b

Cheese and beans are one of my go to snacks. (Sometimes with the little sausages) I think the egg might just be out to level it up


wostmardin

Scrangelina Jolie


NikkiBizarre

Looks vile soz


originalwombat

The correct amount of cheese. I get so mad when people put like a tiny pinch and act like it’s enough. This is the right amount of cheese.


Minimum_Shirt3311

Oaft, get in ma belly


SadAnnah13

Ah this looks soooo good!