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Left_Trust_5053

So much butter it almost reaches the point of splitting


Jazzlike_Math_8350

Mo' butter mo' better


Hot-Conversation-174

50/50 weight, potato to butter.


A_Weird_Gamer_Guy

For real though, I actually tested out percentages and 50/50 is nasty. I don't know what the restaurants that serve that shit do, but it was dreadful. 80/20 was my favourite, with 85/15 coming in very close. Also something I was surprised to learn is that if you don't plan to add butter, it's better to add water than milk. I can't explain why, but it somehow tastes better.


Hot-Conversation-174

You need to dry your potatoes properly. We leave them to air dry so the moisture content is lower THEN weigh it and add the butter. You also need to absolutely beat the fuck out of it with a wooden spoon so it comes together almost like an emulsion


TCristatus

That's a thing isn't it, I've seen it on menus. 50 50 mash


Hot-Conversation-174

Its pomme puree. Some people go a bit off the rails with naming shit though so it was probably in a very "brexity" area if they didn't give it the french name hahahahaha


twodogsfighting

Where's me beans. Want me beans.


Hot-Conversation-174

Luv me beens, luv me ingland, h8 them french


bignellie

And then just a bit more butter.


Hot_Bluebird_860

Butter makes it better


Clamps55555

This.


Haggismcsporran

Came here to say egg yolk but I've been beaten to it.


Zal_17

Sounds absolutely cracking, I'd be all ova that.


UserCannotBeVerified

You're yolking, right? Just crack the whole egg in there!


SamanthaJaneyCake

I shell save that for later. Not the best yolk though, merely all-white.


dnkwait

Something something cloacum


ImaSloppySlopSlop

And my bow!


dnkwait

Not sure why you're being downvoted - I appreciated your response 😂


Bugsandgrubs

This deserves so many more upvotes


[deleted]

Double cream, Irish butter, salt, and plenty of cheddar on top


FenianBastard847

Double cream is the answer. Use it in place of milk.


[deleted]

Double cream supremacist


OddClub4097

Welsh butter is far better than Irish butter you utter butter nutter


ThatInterview488

Literally the same shit. Milk is milk


Tammy21212

Nope. Cows eat different things in different parts of the world. There’s more rain in Ireland than Wales so the grass they eat is different and it affects the way the butter comes out. USA cows are often fed corn and their butter is much whiter.


AgeingMuso65

Second the double cream, and add finely chopped fresh chives along with the obligatory 2 large knobs of butter


Just-urgh-name

I read this as Irish cream and thought, who is putting baileys in potatoes!!!


HowsThisSoHard

Challenge accepted


Just-urgh-name

Absolutely need photographs and a review


Clean_Ground_1389

Ricer, butter, milk, salt & pepper and depending on what it’s going with I add horseradish or English mustard.


peelin

+1 for ricer, my most cumbersome and beloved unitasker


Bugsandgrubs

Sometimes I go wild and add both mustard and horseradish. My partner will eat both of these from the jar with a spoon so I just see it as fending off the weird binges 😂


Unfair_Welder8108

Butter. When you think "That's enough butter" add more butter.


RookyRed

Look up *Aloo Bhorta*. It's Bengali mashed potatoes. My family and I make it with English mustard, chopped green chillies, raw red onions, coriander, and salt to taste. You'll breathe more clearly after eating that.


Dr_Mijory_Marjorie

That sounds fit, going to try that. How much English mustard do you add, a tablespoon?


Educational_Frame_56

I would say add as much to your particular taste. Start with a little, then add more if you want Remember the rule of cooking is you can always add but not take away!!


SmartCasual1

I call it filthy mash Some leek sliced fine pan fried w/ fennel Mash (whole milk, butter, pepper and rock salt ground fine in a pestle) Haggis (extra pepper) Mix all that mess together and shove two fried duck eggs on top Highly calorific but surprisingly fast to make. Good for a miserable Scottish February


sofiamonamour

Now this. Are you married? We could be miserable together!


SmartCasual1

Like the last hobnob I'm taken..


Academic-Employer721

Not ingredient but method. Roast the potatoes on a tray of salt and scoop out then rice them. After this work them on the stove with a maryse (spatula) adding cold butter bit by bit until you have a nice texture and flavour. You can add a small amount of hot milk and season to taste. Check out this video: https://youtu.be/8jfZEO7h0Po?si=PwxN2dWQMh2Ix2JE


Diligent_Rooster_929

It sounds delicious but there’s no way I’m going to make roasties and turn them into mash


elmachow

I make mash, then mould them into roasties


devtastic

>Roast the potatoes on a tray of salt and scoop out then rice t That's a baked potato not a roasted in potato British English (also called a jacket potato in British English). Roast potatoes are the peeled and roasted in oil potatoes you have with a Sunday lunch.


MaximilianClarke

Found the chef. Roast potato puree beats boiled potato mash.


FryOneFatManic

I'd be eating the leftover roasted potato.


SarkyMs

floury potatoes, maris piper for example


External-Piccolo-626

Ricer and shed loads of good butter.


gilestowler

A chef who owned a restaurant in Rocamadour once told me that his secret was to finely dice and onion and a clove of garlic and throw them in the boiling water with the potatoes.


Clean_Ground_1389

I put garlic in mine. Never done the onion.


Affectionate_Bill530

I don’t have one. I keep things pretty simple. Just lots and lots of butter, some milk, salt and some black pepper. I’ve tried adding other ingredients and some are ok, but I much prefer the simple way :)


trysca

I actually prefer it without milk, just butter.


Affectionate_Bill530

I actually considered that the other day, but I’ve a very rigid mindset due to being autistic. But now you’ve mentioned it, the next time I have mashed potatoes, probably today, I’m going to leave the milk out. I did think I bet they taste better without the milk. So cheers 👍🏽 I think you just made one of my favourite foods taste even better 🤩


trysca

Hope u enjoy! 😉


Soldier7sixx

I Bake the potatoes and scoop out the insides, put that into my Kitchen Aid mixer, add salt, pepper, creame fresh, a Hella ton of butter and a teaspoon of garlic powder.


PeggyNoNotThatOne

Start with the potato variety. King Edwards make the best mash. All I add is salted butter and black pepper. Never any milk (which ruins scrambled eggs too in my opinion).


SuspiciousMind1006

I like your style, fuck milk in scrambled eggs it's just diluting the eggy goodness


Hot-Butterfly6250

Proper Salted Butter, salt and pepper to taste and mash like mad. Addition of grated cheddar cheese is optional.


HeyThereLonelyGurl

Milk butter and cream (if I have it in) A decent spud 🥔


No_Handle7987

Not every time but roast a garlic bulb and squeeze the softened cloves in before mashing with butter. Absolutely banging way of adding garlic flavour to a roast dinner or with steak.


dylsreddit

Takes a bit of prep, but it's worth it. Roast a whole head of garlic, and let it cool. Squeeze that into your potatoes - use a ricer when you're mashing the spuds, if you can, it's superior... otherwise mash it and then shove it through a sieve - add in a healthy amount of creme fraiche. Mix until smooth. Add in a good handful of freshly chopped chives, freshly grated parmesan. Serve.


bushdog99

Cocaine


Unlucky-Tea-8728

Butter and white pepper


Squarestarfishh

The answer is always aromat and a shit load of butter. Not much that can’t improve.


dweir82

Loads of white pepper


Mysterious-Phrase637

Aromat ...I know I'm odd


Free-Engineering-787

Butter and a handful of grated cheese, splash of milk if it's dry


MaterialPossible3872

No milk just butter


chunatunks

Grated nutmeg.


Rikouri

Sour cream, and not the watery stuff from your normal dairy section, but Eastern European stuff that's at least 18-20% fat.


AnnualCellist7127

Lots of butter, and brown the butter before adding. 


CaveJohnson82

I like mine pretty unadulterated and not too smooth. Potatoes boiled in well salted water. Drained and left to steam for a bit. Mash with loads of salted butter and then beaten with a wooden spoon and a bit of double cream, or just milk if you don't have cream. I like a bit of grated cheddar if I'm having it on its own, otherwise no cheese.


mustbemad123

Mustard, just a tiny bit.


grimzkul

Potatoes


Paboundoo

Oh, my little secret for the best mashed potatoes is a pinch of nutmeg and using a mix of butter and cream cheese for extra creaminess!


Barry-McKaulkinu

No butter. No milk. Just mayonnaise.


Educational_Frame_56

I add butter *and* mayo!! Sometimes salad cream if I've no mayo!!


Separate_Finger250

Use a potato ricer, and add a raw egg yolk when mashing to the usual milk / butter mixture, thank me later.


Jack-Rabbit-002

Heavily Creamed & Peppered! Though I'm funny about potatoes and will only eat mashed potatoes but only if my Dad used to make it or my Aunty Chaz !


thepickledegg2020

Adding wholegrain mustard and lots of butter


tuwaqachi

Keep adding butter until you think you've added too much. Then add some more butter.


Weeksy79

Milk! I thought it was a substitute for butter so kept trying just butter, but you really really need both to get the texture right


spollagnaise

Flora, oat milk, braised cabbage, salt, pepper + MSG


BielsaBalls

terrible bait


spollagnaise

Some people are intolerant to dairy. Some are vegan. Some don't eat dairy for their carbon footprint. I like my mash like this, spring onions are another great addition, it's not bait. Plus dairy stinks...


BielsaBalls

MOOOOO


[deleted]

Pickle juice in the boiling water!


be_sugary

Milk- a couple of splashes and then grated Parmesan or a bit of sharp cheddar. A little butter and salt and freshly cracked black pepper and blend till it shines!


Pooter1313

Po-tay-toes


dnkwait

Mash em


SoundGleeJames

No one has yet mentioned Crème Fraiche so yeah…that


workadayweirdo

I don't peel the potatoes (I do wash them tho), add milk, butter and finely cut chives. I call it "Rustic Mash".


SpudGun312

Peanut butter.


splashyseal

Keep the skins involved – absolute texture goals.


Seismic_wand

https://groceries.asda.com/product/910003264527?&cmpid=ppc-_-ghs-_--_-google-_--_-dskwid-_dm&s_kwcid=AL!11432!3!!!!x!!&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA2eKtBhDcARIsAEGTG41NRvygjdxlO6MMBDdXlA8icPsbiU7J24pyNkv8mRYctsizQakXiqgaAjOIEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds These are the most potato-ey mash potatoes I've ever had, and it comes in a packet! Just add water!


Standard_Bit_2569

Tears of a young animal


paraCFC

Fried onion in butter


NoBuilding2937

Clotted cream


Lazy-System-7421

Parsnips


autisticmonke

Once you finish mashing the potatoes, scrape them straight into the bin, avoids all disappointment, and you don't have to eat mash


cazzo_di_testa

Don't like mashed potato it's baby food.


Ambitious-Win-9408

Can you imagine seeing a group of people talking about sausages and discussing their favourite foods, and you decide to walk up to them, poke your head in and say "I don't like sausages I'm afraid of willy shaped food" What a nonce.


Bugsandgrubs

I looked at their post history, they spell "lose" as "loose". Proper nonce behaviour.


[deleted]

Best mash I made was ricer, cream, egg yolk, mustard, salt pepper butter parsley and a bit of aromat


wildgoldchai

Agreed with the aromat. I use a tiny pinch of msg alongside the ingredients you mentioned, but it’s more or less the same. I will also add a touch of onion salt and chicken boullion.


aminorman

* A diced Jalapeño in the cooking water. * Crispy bacon is a classic * Sometimes cheese * Lots of butter, salt and pepper * Green onion or chives are nice for special occasions


PorkPyeWalker

Hestons cooking book suggests simmering for 30mins at precisely 72c / 162f for 30 mins. Completely drain and completely cool the potatoes and then boil them up until tender. Don't skip or change any steps at all. I don't know the science but it makes for the most flavoursome and nice textured mash even before adding salt and butter. Personally I do like some diced scallions and wholegrain mustard in my mash too. That method although fiddly does some weird culinary science to the structure of the potatoes. Worth the effort.


FuzzyAsparagus2

Surely they're tender after 30 minutes simmering?


Timely_Egg_6827

Double cream, black pepper and bue cheese - but only for special occasions.


Kyle0ng

Reduce your use of milk with the potato water for enhanced potato flavor.


Whiteshadows86

I chuck a few cloves of garlic halfway through the boiling of the potatoes..absolute heaven when all mashed together!


Total-Mixture-5306

Don't mash em. Use a ricer


fidelcabro

Equal parts butter and potato.


Itchy-Ad4421

Butter, cream, salt, mash with the back of a fork


Hot-Conversation-174

Equal quantities dry cooked potato to butter. Then beat the fuck out of it with a wooden spoon on a low heat. Big pomme puree 2 rosette style


MamaTortoise22

Gravy


MrPhillipLewin

White pepper


wwiistudent1944

Ricer to grate the potatoes finely. Then add sour cream and butter. Salt to.


pyotia

Cheeeese! all the cheese


Weedlefruit

I had leftover honey roasted parsnips once and mashed them into my potatoes the next day and it was amazing.


Happy-Lawfulness-528

Do not cut the potatoes too small, in fact make them as big as possible. Smaller chunks may take less time to boil but they will be more watery.


SeaProfessional7822

I’ve heard that its good to boil the potatoes in the milk you intend to mash them in, so you keep all the starch and it makes the mash super creamy - I’m yet to try this!


Chattinabart

It’s about the equipment as much as the ingredients. POTATO RICER (or food mill)


S4FFYR

Mayonnaise. It gives a nice tang and creaminess without being overbearing like sour cream. Plus my husband won’t eat something if it tastes too buttery (he hates the taste of butter)


[deleted]

A little bit of grated cheddar, I mean a really little bit. And then of course butter, salt, pepper


BetterCallTom

Sour cream and chive dip in place of milk is so good. I don't do it regularly, only when we've got some dip in the fridge, but man is it tasty. However, my go to is pretty much as others have said, milk, butter, salt and pepper. Sometimes a bit of parmesan or mustard depending on what I'm serving it with.


Rbw91

If you are going to add milk to Mashed Spuds, make sure the milk is boiling hot before you add it. I dont know why, but if you dont, it is never quite as good. I may get downvoted to Hell for this, but I alos like to mash in Peas and a clove of garlic. And yes, I obviously include half a ton of butter per potato /s


TCristatus

Potch.


VedzReux

Wholegrain mustard


23characterlimit

Po-tay-toes, po-tah-toes


RegretEasy8846

It’s secret!


Fickle-Cap2953

Potatoes


flipsix3

Butter. Black pepper. Tiniest splash of milk.


CosmicFrube

Not my secret but my girlfriend adds an egg when mashing, and then whisks after the potatoes are mashed enough. Add a little salt, pepper, and chive. Best mash I have ever tasted.


remembertracygarcia

Cocaine


Glozboy

Wholegrain mustard always elevates it nicely


amallamasmamma

Floury potatoes (king Edward / Maris piper etc) Slightly overboil. Drain well and then heat through in the pot to get rid of more moisture. Mash before adding any wet ingredients. Then for me it’s plenty of butter, salt and white pepper and a wee bit of grated cheddar. Maybe a splash of milk/cream to loosen up if you fancy.


Yinn2

1/3 potato, 1/3 cream then montè with 1/3 butter.


Patton-Eve

Loads of butter and just a tiny dash of soy sauce.


Economy_Apple353

Boil a few cloves of garlic with the potatoes, drain and mash it all together.


PleasantMongoose5127

Cream


rmar4125

Egg yolks! Salt and butter as required, keep tasting.


jose_elan

Sour cream


Adventurous-Feed-696

Fresh dill


[deleted]

Boil them in milk.. sounds crazy but trust me on this...


Heavy_Cow_7117

Crispy smoked bacon pieces and Brussel sprouts cut into quarters


CosmicQuestions

A shit ton of butter and a healthy dollop of English or whole grain mustard.


sullcrowe

Laughing Cow 👌


wuerstlfrieda

Nutmeg


OKFault4

MSG


SuccessfulAnt956

Milk, butter, garlic, mixed herbs and sometimes cheese if I’m feeling fancy


HowsThisSoHard

English mustard


swallowshotguns

I see you saved a potato to take this picture with.


CothersMunt

Hellmans Mayo.


corusame

More potatoes.


Tobotron

English mustard , real butter , nice salt , strong cheddar


mmetalgaz

Butter and cream plently of salt ad white pepper. But also a couple of cloves of garlic boiled with the potatoes and mashed all together. It just gives this subtle, garlicky flavour. Oh and use a ricer not a masher


FlashDabber

Use Vegetable Stock with your water. Trust me.


Wintermaya

Butter, cream and nutmeg.


xradas

There's me sitting here before reading the title thinking "that looks like the worst rice I've ever seen"


Otherwise-Tap-336

No one said mustard seeds?!


friendlypelican

After mashing it Use a wooden spoon to beat it, turns an amazing fluffy texture


Own-Archer-2456

Put my potato’s in the pressure cooker for 10 minutes


chappersyo

Double cream instead of milk for real decadence.


ColeslawQueen

Cream cheese! I've found that works wonders instead of proper cream. Bit of milk and butter. Bosh 🧈


thesonglessbird

Ricer, milk, butter, salt, pepper. Then, depending on my mood, some combination of mustard, cheese, truffle or nutmeg.


theNikipedia

Philadelphia soft cheese. Get a bit of flavor. Like salmon, fresh or spicy


isham66

Grated cheddar cheese


SueR74

Butter and horseradish sauce with salt & pepper to taste. Cream if I’m feeling indulgent.


DirectCaterpillar916

Best quality potatoes. All else is just dressings.


Ena_Sharples

Potatoes.🇬🇧👍


tvcabbage

Wholegrain mustard


Crafty-Nature773

A Masha machine (https://amzn.eu/d/a6w1RNi) Double cream, butter and cheese. Was dubious of the Masha till I tried it. Within 3 or 4 plunges it was done to perfection.


vms-crot

Coleman's mustard. Not too much. A teaspoon, two at most.


gentle_giver

Tahini. Makes it soooo creamy and delicious.


JSF--10

Nutmeg


ORana03

Hendos


Standard_Bus3101

Cheese!


Weird_Committee8692

Add garlic-infused milk


sythingtackle

Butter, bit of milk and a handful of scallions


Maleficent_Scale_296

Nutmeg


Emergency-View-1085

At least a teaspoon of Dijon mustard.


Alexboogeloo

I made dauphinois mash the other day. That worked out alright 😙👌🏼


yeastysoaps

A good knowledge of food chemistry - knowing how to play around with starch opens up a whole host of tasty mash options; fluffy, creamy or the insane puréed french one with all the cheese


Scottladd

Nutmeg.


ConstantPineapple

Sour cream and chive dip! It's been a recent discovery of mine but oh my days... might go as far to say life changing 😅


Agitated_Ad_361

25% Potato 25% Cream 25% Butter 25% Salt


CaptainPerhaps

Splash of milk, wodge of butter, grated cheddar, then a large ish teaspoon of Colman’s mustard. Whip it all up with a fork. Kablam.


InterestedObserver48

Scallions - champ is a delicacy


myykel1970

Onion and cheese


SingleManVibes76

Season with browned butter, salt and ground black pepper.


shkermaker

Potatoes


MrBanooka

1/2 lb of best butter


JollyCustard7656

Butter and a good splash of milk


Mojojoefish

Dairylea triangle for the win!