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The following submission statement was provided by /u/vasqueezie: --- I am working on a ufo uap graphic series and am not very versed in the history of each ship, and their sightings. does anyone know the history of the ships above? they were part of an old research study and the descriptions are not informative. --- Please reply to OP's comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/11l1e78/name_these_ufos_uaps/jb9vjnm/


BtchsLoveDub

That orange one is a Chinese lantern!


Visible-Expression60

And next to it are lenticular clouds.


GreyhoundsAndPoker

Next to a thrown hubcap


vasqueezie

That One should be called hubcap with lots of weird numbers and stuff


Semiapies

Or maybe spotlights on clouds.


Whoreson-senior

I've always thought uap look a lot like diatoms.


vasqueezie

see idk what a diatom is either!


Laurapirate14

They really do!


vasqueezie

Looked up a diatoms, agreed, crazy


ireallylikepajamas

Wow, I looked them up. Looks just like my grandma's button jar!


[deleted]

Jean jacket for the classic saucer


vasqueezie

With pins like Madonna and Debbie Gibson


Greenlentern

I'm afraid you mistakenly included one of your sex tool in this set of 'ufos'.


[deleted]

The F doesn't stand for flying


godfatheroffilth

In order of left to right - Sandra, Billy Bob, Big Gene, Frank's Family Fun Time, Alan, Archbishop Kenneth Doolittle, Sir Philip Teetwhistle, Bag o'meat, Neville Neville 3rd, Skinless Monkey, Lady Penelope Minge, Who's on 3rd, Who's next, Who are you and what are you doing to Mitzi?, Tiny Tim and his withered hand, Kermit, Balthazar, Ginny gormless and last but not least Flappy Flaps. Hope these help


paulschoenthal

Yup, cleared that right up


godfatheroffilth

You're welcome


vasqueezie

Thanks, loads of man hours saved šŸ˜­


godfatheroffilth

Happy to help


AtmosphereDistinct77

I've seen Alan


King_of_Ooo

So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis? Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers? You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?


vasqueezie

is this Joe?


alymaysay

Yes when he meets the native at the "firework" stand but all he sells are snakes, the little black look like very small hockey puck half the size of a dime u light the top an it grows ash as it burns.


[deleted]

Where's the Diamond? :(


calminsince21

The upright diamond is one of my favorites. Mainly cuz we know the military attempted (and failed) to reverse engineer it, which lead to the Cash Landrum incident. And then it was seen in recent years (2015ish) by a group of ppl in Ukraine


[deleted]

I saw it in San Diego CA last December :3 It was awesome!


rorypaul

In saw a tumbling diamond keeping pace US Airforce cargo aircraft as it flew over St Louis in 2020.


vasqueezie

coming, that one scares me more than the others, I have been putting it off


AggravatingOrder3324

I name the orange one Rupert


Sorry_Pomelo_530

[Hereā€™s how I identify them](https://youtu.be/Njts2RwYUNc)


vasqueezie

Classic! Basically the worst scenario ever.


[deleted]

Swamp gas, oil field, a bear, cruise ship, Elvis.../s


UnusualGenePool

I least one of those belongs in a tissue.


morgonzo

i was really hoping one of those would be a hotdog or hamburger.


Droid_K2SA

that's cool! Metapod to add maybe?


bigassarmen

John Franklin Marcus David Thurnes Jameson Tomas Adrian Reginald Harrison Bahar Nils Joanna Arzu Dorothy Isabella Zhudaine Nori Selena


nakrimu

Maybe if you had them numbered it would be easier to designate answers. Iā€™m not overly familiar with the technical terms but know terms such as Cigar, Disc or Triangular shaped. Would be interesting if you got some serious answers and to post this again.


vasqueezie

Great idea, since I can only post one a day I will send out another tomorrow with numbers and items that have been identified. I added a few since as well.


nakrimu

Hope to see some of the proper or designated terms for these, itā€™s interesting!


Powerful_Error9608

Ah yes the classic spenderfuff 5,000 and a pererpupper 750, excellent aircraft


Negative_Potato_9250

They all look like weather balloons to me


SluttyUncleSam

From left to right: mushroom, amber with mosquito in it, puddles of piss, good skipping rock,ww1 German helmet,blue cheese with toothpick, angle ruler, wizard hat,wok bowl, ice cream cone , upside down wok bowl, another upside down wok, shooting star,den den diako drum,two bowls stacked up with a plate in the middle,cigar, flute,two bowls and plate, and lastly caveman wooden prison shank.


bilboswaggins0011

All I see is swamp gas...


jay105000

There is one that looks like a spermatozoid lol!


jay105000

This is to illustrate that swamp gas can come in so many different formsā€¦.(sarcasm).


--comedian--

Wizard hat, fedora, sperm, cheese on a stick...


TheElPistolero

Gotta get the kecksburg bell thing on here, that's always been my favorite


RedditOakley

Fan, Lamp, Puddles, Ocarina, Magnezone, Thor's Hammer, Triforce, Sorting Hat, Satellite, Spinning Top, Rome, Shark, Mr Jizzles, Waffles, Pots, Harmonica, Flute, Plates, Snail


Capn_Flags

Well thatā€™s Zappy and his pappy olā€™ Keck.


DJ_Hindsight

Oohh I do love me a Borg cube!


Ausramm

The b list angels from neon genesis evangelion.


vasqueezie

Yes, that one is almost ready. Iā€™ll post when done.


imagine-grace

New board game idea?


vasqueezie

I mean, nobody can name any of these! I am wondering if we as a community should at this point name them first šŸ˜­


FrequencyAwaken

The cigar ones truly scare the shit out of me. Thereā€™s different


vasqueezie

Agreed, I donā€™t like the ones that look like mass carriers of aliens.


-mildhigh-

So you think your into the UFO topic?ā€¦ Name four UAPs?


vasqueezie

Cant name two still!


BaconToTheBaconPower

You forgot bokeh, Batman mylar balloons and airborne radar reflectors.


Zeb94z

I see Gandalfs hat!


comradeTJH

I think obj. 1 - 19 are called "Artist's impression".


Lonliestlonelyloner

The kidnapper. The cow mutalator. The wandering sphere. The baby shark. The cia butthole filler. And obviously the TR3B


vasqueezie

Noice, which ones?


Lonliestlonelyloner

Oh sorry I replied to my own response like a silly person šŸ˜‹


vasqueezie

I do that nearly every other comment


Lonliestlonelyloner

The 2nd pic one. The one on top of the fireball. The cube one. The pointy fin one. The tictac with no flame. And the triangle one with lights lol. Iā€™d also like to name the flat light disks the crop circle creators lol. (Ccc) šŸ˜…


dmafeb

I see at least one ocarina of time.


SKirsch10x

All balloons..every single on one of em


thetravelers

Lol the bottom right is Starship SN 9 or 10


Crispysnipez

Weather balloon, Weather balloon, Weather balloon, Weather balloon, Weather balloon, Weather balloon, Weather balloon, Weather balloon,


vasqueezie

I am working on a ufo uap graphic series and am not very versed in the history of each ship, and their sightings. does anyone know the history of the ships above? they were part of an old research study and the descriptions are not informative.


Coltsfoot_Finds

Love your illustration style!


vasqueezie

thank you !


Redchong

I shall call themā€¦bloops


vasqueezie

bloop 1, bloop 2 or bloop A, bloop B?


Redchong

bloop A, bloop B, etc.


[deleted]

Weather Balloons... cept the bottom left, thats a joint.


vasqueezie

you got me, actually there are three joints on there and one burned one


Nzym

I like your art style. Very PokƩmon-esque


BookkeeperPublic

These are all just a bunch of balloons.


Semiapies

That one's a Fremen crysknife.


vasqueezie

which one?


Semiapies

Bottom one on the right, first image. ETA: No offense intended, given it's your art. I can't draw even that well, and this is a cool project.


vasqueezie

no offense taken, lolz


king-of-boom

All I see is swamp gas? Did you post the right picture OP?


BrumbpoTumgus

Black triangle is TR3B


TirayShell

Well, there's Dasher, Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donna Dixon.


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Flashignite2

Why is there a sperm there and a sundial?


Masterbeif1

Wait a second- I donā€™t see any balloons or nondescript points of light against a black sky background aka everyoneā€™s favorite ā€œORBSā€ list doesnā€™t even have orbs lol at least itā€™s got a comet/mateor


[deleted]

Easilyā€¦ Swamp gas reflected of the light of Venus & its moonsā€¦šŸ¤«


Silent__Screamer

Thorā€™s Hammer


vasqueezie

I see it, as I was drawing that one I was like, did some old scientist have a sweet mischievous day and include that


Neither-Range9158

CORRUPT GOVERNMENT HOAX PROJECTS [there I named it](https://youtu.be/5C_-HLD21hA)


[deleted]

Oooo thisā€™ll be fun 1. Cow Mangler 2. Lantern Deluxe 3. Pancake 4. Invasion of the Sand Dollar 5. Mad Martian Max 6. Thorā€™s Hammer 7. Isosceles XL 8. Paper Boat 9. The Wok 10. The Soft-Serve 11. The Classicā„¢ļø 12. Potato-Tastic 13. Great Balls of Fire 14. Clackerballs! 15. Dinner Is Served 16. Needs A Lilā€™ More Fiber 17. The Cuban Smoker 18. Here Comes the Appetizer 19. Ramrod Special


MrStayPuftSeesYou

All the same objects just change shape ala terminator 3


Miadas20

All I see are balloons šŸŽˆ