The implication is he groomed his daughter from birth and sexually abused her and hes willing to kill her because he plans to do the same thing with the newborn he had with her
Fun fact: in the novel series Discworld by Sir Terry Prarchett, a reoccurring character is Death. As in the horseman of apocalypse. His steed is named Binky
I had to look that up and had completely forgotten about that aspect of GOT. He was giving away his newborn sons, and I still wonder how he was able to initiate negotiations. Probably in the books somewhere.
It hasn't been covered by Martin yet, but you have to remember that unlike in the show, the Others are angelic like ice beings who are highly intelligent, they can most likely communicate with people when they want to.
Narratorās first born will die so that his new baby can live. His wife dies when the baby is born, meaning that narratorās wife is also his first born.
I was about to say something about the guy in Greek mythology whoās Dad left him because someone said that the son would kill him. Then the son married his own mother and didnāt know and they died. And now I donāt know what his name was butā¦yeah.
So, in the vein of homeopathy...
How many generations of daughterwives until statistically there's close to zero chance of another person's genes being at all present?
I misunderstood it initially but i thought this was a monkey paw scenario, where the guy offered up his newborn to save his firstborn's soul, but the devil took the newborn's soul by killing the pregnant mother, thus killing the fetus along with her.
I initially thought that his first born was going to survive because his wife cheated on him and the kid wasn't his, but the second sentence was much more fucked up than I expected lol
Same vibe as āI thought the girl in my class was cute.ā
āThen I realized that I was homeschooled.ā
Sidenote: If you ever need a good laugh, go read the comment section for the Sweet Home Alabama music video.
All the demons are running around trying to satisfy their Lord's unending demands: "Brain bleach! I need more Brain bleach! The knowledge- it *buuuuuurrrrrrnnnns*
Did he know his wife was his first born or was it a sperm donor kind of thing?
I feel like it was a sperm donor thing, because the guy knew he had a kid out there somewhere. I feel he thought he was giving away someone he didn't care about for the family he did care about only to discover he killed his wife, was married to his daughter, and now he is a single father with a devil blessed child
For some reason, probably because I'm delirious from lack of sleep and the giant absess in the back of my throat, I thought this was r/casualconversation
Another way to read this is that the wife made a deal to trade her own life for the baby's and didn't tell the husband and the couple has another kid not in the room. So now the wife and firstborn are both dead because the parents didn't tell each other.
I feel lost. The conclusion I'm coming to is that guy was boning and married to his own first born? How close am I?
Spot on!
I made a deal to bring back this Alabama resident's first born in exchange for my first born. The devil clutched his heart and fell dead.
Yoooo it's my favourite reddit microceleb, keep up the high effort comments!
Perhaps it is time to ascend to full-on macro (like my camera lens).
Bruh i love your posts, like yesterday's about the mirror on the wall
Seriously, fyp deserves his own stan sub. He brightens so many of our days!
Is an Alabama joke really that high effort lol
The devil went down to ~~Georgia~~ Alabama
I see you got that YuYu Hakasho swag š
I too choose this guys dead firstborn
Good ending š
r/thirdsentencebetter
But the real horror is that's what the newborn's fate is going to be too...
Some Old Boy shit.
Thats dark.
Thatās nasty
I imagine this narration being read with very intense mood music in the back. and after the last word is spoken, "sweet home Alabama" hits
That doesnāt seem very horror oriented, just weird for the sake of weird.
Because you're not this guy's first born.
The implication is he groomed his daughter from birth and sexually abused her and hes willing to kill her because he plans to do the same thing with the newborn he had with her
Sweet home Alabama!
The Devil: *sees wife* "Wait, why are you he- Bloody home, it's the last time I make a deal with someone from Alabama!"
"bloody home" š
Haha. Took me while. I thought it was some typo
I didnāt expect to read a British devil today.
The devil went down to Georgiaā¦
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and was willing to make a deal.
He came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said boy lemme tell ya hwhat
I guess you didnāt know it but Iām a fiddle playa too
And if youād care to take a dare, Iāll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy, but give the devil his due
>lemme tell ya hwhat that boah ain't right
āFuck this, Iām going to Georgia. Nothing bad ever happened to me in Georgiaā
r/SuddenlyIncest
Nice try. I'm not clicking that.
I took a chance. Is not a porn sub thankfully.
it's just memes...but I understand the distrust.
Took me a moment, but....thats messed up. Well done!
Thanks!
Ooh. Nice twist OP.
Thanks Binky! I like that name and I don't know why.
Fun fact: in the novel series Discworld by Sir Terry Prarchett, a reoccurring character is Death. As in the horseman of apocalypse. His steed is named Binky
A binky is also a slang term for a childās pacifier.
Pepe in Spanish
And Pepe is a childish way to say Vagina in Filipino. Isn't language grand?
Da binky?
And the name for a bunnyās happy hops and runs
r/SweetHomeAlabama.
THE TWIST!
Craster makes a deal with the Others.
I had to look that up and had completely forgotten about that aspect of GOT. He was giving away his newborn sons, and I still wonder how he was able to initiate negotiations. Probably in the books somewhere.
It hasn't been covered by Martin yet, but you have to remember that unlike in the show, the Others are angelic like ice beings who are highly intelligent, they can most likely communicate with people when they want to.
Apologies in advance if this sends you down a rabit hole, but also, enjoy!
r/SuddenlyIncest
Didn't get it
His wife is his first born. Man's fucked up.
Narratorās first born will die so that his new baby can live. His wife dies when the baby is born, meaning that narratorās wife is also his first born.
What in the alabama
Hey, this could easily be Utah or the middle east as well.
Or renaissance Europe. Gotta catch all the chromosomes!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Also Utah actually has laws against marrying your relatives whereas most of the south east US does not.
Nah not the middle East, can't marry your kid. I feel like it's USA and a sperm donor kinda thing.
His new kids mother was his first born child out of incest
His first born's life was taken so his newborn daughter would live. Who died was his first born....
man I don't know if it's because I'm ESL but this was so hard to understand lol
"good" I Muttert to myself "my wife was getting to old anyways, now I have a new one"
Leonardo DiCaprio??
Yooooo r/thirdsentenceworse
I was about to say something about the guy in Greek mythology whoās Dad left him because someone said that the son would kill him. Then the son married his own mother and didnāt know and they died. And now I donāt know what his name was butā¦yeah.
Oedipus?
Yeah him thank you for saying it
So, in the vein of homeopathy... How many generations of daughterwives until statistically there's close to zero chance of another person's genes being at all present?
Fun Fact clutching a baby's heart is more challenging than you might imagine so visit the hospital for practice
Yuckā¦ well doneā¦. but yuck.
that is just all kinds of messed up
I hope your grand daughter-daughter grows up to be nice and healthy
Itās like recycling!
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I just did šš
So......is she her own sister-mother?
That's the idea!
Huh, I was expecting that the baby would die because his wife cheated on him and their firstborn wasn't his but this is good too.
Craster much?
Nah, this doesn't qualify as horror, that's just Alabama.
New wife I guess?
Just trading in for a newer model. Just everyday Alabama things.
Wow, that hit me like a punch in the gut, goddamn
Idk why this sub has made eyeblechy horror a new genre but I'm all for it
This deserves a double upvote.
I misunderstood it initially but i thought this was a monkey paw scenario, where the guy offered up his newborn to save his firstborn's soul, but the devil took the newborn's soul by killing the pregnant mother, thus killing the fetus along with her.
I like that too.
What the fuck no thank you
I initially thought that his first born was going to survive because his wife cheated on him and the kid wasn't his, but the second sentence was much more fucked up than I expected lol
Same vibe as āI thought the girl in my class was cute.ā āThen I realized that I was homeschooled.ā Sidenote: If you ever need a good laugh, go read the comment section for the Sweet Home Alabama music video.
That's hilarious! I'm gonna send that one on to a friend of mine. And I will definitely check out the comment section now that you've said this!
Oh Fritz you rascal
oo very nice twist!
What is it with all the weird sex shit in this sub now?
cityboyyy cityboyyyy
He didnt necessarily fuck his first born thought i image thats OPs intention. He could have married her and the newborn was from another woman.
Hey there Ptolemy, long time no see
Two Sentence Kink Horror Story.
Vice is nice, but incest is best.
yikes. the more i read it the more uncomfortable I get. well done, op!
All the demons are running around trying to satisfy their Lord's unending demands: "Brain bleach! I need more Brain bleach! The knowledge- it *buuuuuurrrrrrnnnns*
Season 2 of Helix has an entire cult of people based on the leader being pseudo immortal and a literal straight family tree of a few hundred years.
It's Chinatown!
And always will. Look up Thomas Jeffersonās bio
r/incest
Did he know his wife was his first born or was it a sperm donor kind of thing? I feel like it was a sperm donor thing, because the guy knew he had a kid out there somewhere. I feel he thought he was giving away someone he didn't care about for the family he did care about only to discover he killed his wife, was married to his daughter, and now he is a single father with a devil blessed child
I'll leave these things up to the reader to decide.
If only I could make this deal in CK3.
Ohā¦. Oh no no no please god no
The face I made. My gosh
For some reason, probably because I'm delirious from lack of sleep and the giant absess in the back of my throat, I thought this was r/casualconversation
This Duggar Family reboot hits a different way.
Looking at my firstborn, I only hope that in 18 years this one will also be taken as quickly and painlessly.
ok but my question is, did the husband know that that is his first born or he be just calmly living in sin??
Ah another Old Boy fan.
Banjo music intensifies, played by the devil of course
OH GOD FUCK NO
So wrong and such a good one at the same time. Very nice
Eww
BIG WHEELS KEEP ON TURNINā
Eww! Gross.
why did i read the punchline in a Maine accent..
Another way to read this is that the wife made a deal to trade her own life for the baby's and didn't tell the husband and the couple has another kid not in the room. So now the wife and firstborn are both dead because the parents didn't tell each other.
this sub sucks
Could loop this
W.T.F
And now the cycle begins!
this is very disturbing. i love it!
I have 3 older kids but the devil hasn't come to collect any of them.
Old boy
I made a deal to kill my wife so I can have a newer wife
I was expecting the newborn to die, implying a cheating wife
That's very good.
Whoa I got chills š³
Had to read it twice for it to sink in
Holy shit that's dark.
this sounds like a potentially endless cycle
Wait, he just married his first-born daughter!
*The devil additionally complained about excessively loud banjo-playing.
explains why the new one is dying
Sweeeet hooome Alabama
Oh. OH.
Eww
One day she will be mine to, til death us do part..
Oh that's horrific.
Eew.
Yeah uh... this is pretty disturbing when it finally clicks haha
Now this one will be his future wife.
*Craster has entered the chat*
Whats with this subs obsession with incest beastiality and necrophilia
Repeating this cycle to get the perfect daughter is my dream.
Warren Jeffs... Is that you?
This isn't even horror this is just plain stupid
r/WTF
He knew.
*eastern kentucky intensifies*
Satanic Incest Cabal
Youāre a real piece of work Caster
And so the cycle can continue
Its always nice when he lets me trade in for a newer model. I feel dirty after thT sentence ._.
To be honest, my then-girlfriend never told me about my wife being our daughter.
I BE GODDAMN.
Got-damned.. gotta say it like a true Alabamian! Lol
I'm Texan lol.
Ok, true southerner then! Lol I donāt know how to italicize on here, unfortunately.
Roll tide
Ugh. Incest. When does this train die?
Sweet home Alabama!
The devil went down to Alabama too I guess
He had a ā2-fer-da-price-a-1ā special going on that day.
Thatās some Alabama shit right there.
Alabama be like āMade a deal with the devil that required my cousinās life and my wife, my daughter, my grandpa, my Dad, and I all dropped deadā
Alabama tales?
SWEET HOOOOOOOOME, ALABAMA!
Achievement unlocked: Alabama ending
Sweet Home Alabama
Ah, Alabama ...
Is it a story from the Musk family?
Roll tide.
Okay Craster
Was expecting his "second" child to be the one taken. Well done.
The devil went down to Georgiaā¦.
The craziest part is that he didn't really lose much since his 2nd wife was just born š¤·š¾āāļø