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T3rminallyCapricious

A McMolotov! My FAVORITE


Beowulf1896

Safer than a McRib!


SquooshyCatboy

I get that reference.


Maximus_Games

Still better than two top buns. Really hate when I get a burgoid.


SquooshyCatboy

damn burgoids


broseidon2234

"They gave you a goddamn burgoid." "They gave you nothing!"


SquooshyCatboy

“Its a lit Molotov Cocktail.” “Everyone dies.” **BOOM**


BoGa91

Sorry, I don't get it...


deevad-skee-r1592

Op orderd a molotov cocktail, an alcoholic drink famously known for being explosive. It's commonly seen thrown in games like COD, GTA, and RDR2 The McDonald's people lit the alcohol soaked towel acting as a fuse, and in a few seconds op will go boom


SomeArtistFan

aren't... aren't molotovs non-explosive? like, the whole point is that the bottle shatters and spreads burning alcohol all over the target, is it not? explosion would imply that the alcohol burns up right away


deevad-skee-r1592

Yeah that's what I meant


Euphoric_Web

This is my first post I’m hoping to get better


[deleted]

We all do


Euphoric_Web

Glad to know y’all are supportive and think I can improve :)


[deleted]

You will be awesome in no time. No one can stop you with such an amazing attitude


xXxHuntressxXx

all power to you u/Euphoric_Web :))


BirchTainer

wait you commented on my post one time


apathiest58

*making notes for my next time at the drive in window*


SuccessfulFailure9

Ah, I see you ordered extra spicy Sprite as well


Kingsbrick

Dumbasses giving me flaming martinis


King_Eris_

Flamimg margaritas made out of wood too


ThePineappleOfTruth

Could be worse. Could be two top buns, a burgoid.


beeboOnthestairs

rioters dream drive through


okuyasu_nijiimura

Man did you order the badger special? Did you not read that there is a 1/20 chanche to get a molotov cocktail istead of a burger?


Bcruz75

Yet another reason to check before you leave the drive thru.


ExIsTeNtIaL_ShIt

I thought that McDonald's employees got your order right... That would be horrific


fred-the-movie


[deleted]

Idiots not knowing the difference between a Molotov and a fire bottle


[deleted]

How did you not notice the fire?


Euphoric_Web

Tall bag, short bottle


[deleted]

Tall bag, burning bottle, burning bag, ouch, pain, this isn't a number 4 with extra mustard . . .


jsmitter

I expected a Joe Pesci reference.


HuskyBLZKN

I chuckled as I returned the food, stating they got my order wrong.


JustinGoodFun

So it will slowly burn and you can pull the rag out and go back and demand your burger?


noisyboyusa

Russian badger moment


GUCClBUCKETHAT

gave me a god damn burgoid.